Ask Swifty - Ask Swifty[Episode 15]

[MathildeLoveBiersack]

The song at the end really reminds me of Set The World On Fire by BVB..

[xxstephasaurusxx]

if the river is running red,take the dirt trail instead!!;) Challenge accepted!!

[IamJustMe1234]

u look like my brother but i think your hot......does that mean i think my bothers hot???? ewww

[TheDeathangel721]

Jack n' off with Jill

jack n' jill

[xAndySixxLuva13x]

Ohmaigash...

So Sexy! *O*

[SNomBabies]

Herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes... Lol

[shoppingkartind]

6 out of ten people over the age of 12 have herpes. So you are most likely going to get it by the end of your life.

[ionfortuna101]

Herpees Herpees lol

[ZzZzAaAnNnNeEe]

i would rather them shouting "heeeerpeesee.....heeeeerpeeee­seeee...."

[16max15]

Awesomest quote ever from this episode. "If the rivers running red,take the dirty trail!" xD

I have a question.: If your a 14 year old girl,and already had sex. Are people aloud to call you a slut?

[xcypressriverx]

ur pretty awesome

[XsexytwinX]

there is nothing that would happen if an ustoppable force met an umoveable object. the unstoppable force would have to be stopped if it met the unmoveable object, or the object would have to move. their names make this impossible. also, there is no such thing as an unmoveable objexct, they can all me dug up, exploded, blasted with nuclear missiles, or sucked into a black hole.

[zepheren911]

@XsexytwinX its just a joke u dont gotta get all scientifical

[XsexytwinX]

@zepheren911 i know its a joke. im just saying and its not scientifical. scientifical would be using physics and mass and blah blah blah all the msartical stuff i dont know

[rhodri56]

you look like my brother when you don't shave ....

[bowiewondergirl]

dude swifty is hawt beard or no beard, glasses or contacts, long hair and short hair...he will always be the sexy sexy man with super sexiness in his already sexy sexy face and his sexy sexy pants......sexy

[15jwinters]

dude i love your intro

[TheHealerIzAwesome]

You're alot sexier with your beard

[alissondgaf]

My new jesus. RIGHT THERE!

[Awesomgurl10]

GET SOME SLEEP YOUR BAGS ARE UNATRACTTIVE

[johnnijohnson1]

I Think Your A Sexy Beast Even With Your Beard And Glasses! :D <3 CUz I'm Just That AWESOME.

[Lilmisraerae]

yes he is a shexy beasht..... nd he looks bettr with out a beard

[TheAbbieEdwards]

lol 69 dislikes

[Adiayourock2]

i LUV sexy beasts! ESPECIALY U! ;D

[latertateriluvlane]

"That question actually involved me thinking. Shame on you." lmao

[BlurbsTheWord]

TabithaRenee214 totally!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He is like a total different person!

[reesyluvsu2]

facial hair or no facial hair you're still cute and you're still funny!

[RananaX3]

I tgink u hot all the time XD

[TabithaRenee214]

hes so much sexier without the beard and glasses

[hellboy0o]

back when myspace was alive

[WinchanIsWatching]

When an unstoppable force meets the unmovable object, you get BATMAN DARK NIGHT!!!!

[msricochet79]

lol...he put up a towel as a background <3

[wildkyleman]

this was uploaded on my birthday!!!

[LaFemmeDemon]

"I miss my beard!" SO DO I!

[sina98590]

The "awwwwwww" part sounded sooo country at the end. xP

[XXmrmischiefXX]

i learned that you need Ritalin lmao jk

[MhmItsTata]

I peed my pants laughing :)

[TyluVlog]

wait what that question had me thinking shame on you lol

[smexichick97]

he looks sexyy when he shave

[JuliannaQuestions]

I think he's sexier without the facial hair and glasses...Thumbs up if u agree

[Cheeseburger13579]

wait what? that question actually involved me thinking.. shame on you. LMAO

[SammiiAnn96]

umm, wow....uv totally managed to disturbe me on many levels.....

[prettycake102]

why is there a towel hanging in the back

[nativewolf90]

@prettycake102 just to have a background

[rubyangelTV]

he looks sooooooooooooooooo much hotter wen hes shaved and doesnt hav glasses and wen he has long hair, i loooooooov him so much wen he lookks like that!!!!!!!

[21escapethefate]

the face and sound he made at the end was sooo cute xD

[JayBEdition]

a cat is a pussy, but a dog is a bitch ;D

[iwubbsyou]

"What did we learn today??"

"That im a sexy beast!"

HE'LLS YEAH YOU ARE!!!!!

(:



[vannacarter6]

What would you do if you woke up in the same bed as Chance? OH GOD, NOT AGAIN! ~I <3 U SWIFTY!~

[AudreyAndMeganShow]

67 people threw up in their cerial.

[amordecantar]

wow u look soyoung when shaved

[TheVickygirl1]

why do zombies always eat brains? well think about it, would you rather have a zombie eat brains, or see them doin this, herpies, herpies...HERPIES, HERPIES!

LMAO

[BlakeMDavis]

Whats the plea for purging song in the intro?

[XxgabifulxX]

Can someone tell me the episode wher someone asked "what would you do if u woke up and found 99999 dead babies in your bed? And hes all damn it i lost a dead baby!"

[maeganandxzavier]

@XxgabifulxX I just went through most of his videos and it is video 24. (:

[MUDDIGGERS104]

I don't like face hair. But it looks good on you. :^)

[danniDESTINY]

YOU LOOK STUNNIN :O

[evaissuperb]

you look cuter with your fuzzy face :)

[EXHellfire]

rofl this guy looks like everyone, he looked like kira, like L, like shane dawson, like onision, like john lennon, like fuckin mr T, how does he do it? gotta love yo vids swifty, your twisted perverted mind can make anyone laugh :3

[Helloilization]

@EXHellfire Amen

[cassielizmiller]

@EXHellfire but L is still my favorite!!!

[XH1tokiriX]

what song is the intro???

[haileyboper]

When you were making the wierd face and showed you with glasses and a eared you sorta kinda look like John Lennon.

[Tomboy51898]

you look older when you dont shave and you wear you glasses. keep shaving and wear contacts.

[smexichick97]

@Tomboy51898 i don't think he shaves

[nativewolf90]

@smexichick97 yes he does stupid

[smexichick97]

@nativewolf90 i accidently said shave

i meant to say it doesn't look like he wears contacts

srry

[Risus1212]

@Tomboy51898 haha... 69 thumbs up..haha

[itsbrennabitch18]

@Tomboy51898 I voted you down so you'd have 69 thumbs up..sorry (:

[bybouch10]

@Tomboy51898 i think he may do what he wants? :)

[WalkingInSpace1990]

I like the beard too <3 :)

I like the glasses too...

[tondai92]

im black and have a white baby

[MissHannahDarling]

yes you are a sexy beast! (;

[heyiamtara]

you look a lot like ian hecox

[theAlyssa421]

@heyiamtara haha, he actually kinda looks like a cross between ian And anthony .

[heyiamtara]

@theAlyssa421 lol true

[crazyactz22897]

my bf always calles himself a beast

[MegaOnionRings]

I like ur glasses, they make u look cute

[chocolatenekokitty]

you look smexy shaven ;3

[iamhalfaccurate]

whats the song at the beginning?

[VHTLtdDimarzio]

Lol, nice towel as a background.

[MegaBacktalk]

I am in love with swiftkaratechop!!!!!!

[AlexEvanslvr666]

any one else think swifty is aodrable!!!! <3

[dirtyharry594]

damn you now i have to go get oreos and thanks to you my cat scared the shit out of me

[ACmusicismylife]

"what happens when the unstoppable force meets the unmovable object?"

nothing

(they shake hands and become friends)

[Guitaremo97]

YOUR SO FUKING HOT! <3 :')

[BeccaHennessy]

shaving your beard makes you look 12. BEARDS ARE BETTER!

[ChristRocker3522]

I LOVE DESTROY THE RUNNER!

[TheSickHumanBeing]

Please keep shaving.

[mad1and1so1bad]

anybody please know the song in the intro where his picture popping out ? it's by destroy the runner but what song ?

[xtrock00777]

@mad1and1so1bad its always cold in paris :)))) i love them :)))

[25shmabs25]

Ooft! <3

[Tinnerty]

I feel like I'm the only one who likes him with the beard?

[brooke1154]

in the intro, the third picture that pops up he looks like FRED

[Lalalandbaby12321]

This made my day I love all u guys !!!

[amy9703]

does ur lightsaber glow blue!!??

[xlMADDOXlx]

WTF was this shit?

I have a question are you an emo faggot?

[xelectrickissx3]

i likee you with a beardd ndd glasses

[JfernandesTV]

You look so much diffrent without a beard... in a good way ;)

[lilcutewolf]

Your website link sent me to a page about school clothes. ¬_¬ FML

[Lovelyrics168]

You look SOOO much better without your beard!!!!

[XsilverstineX]

he loooks hot with and without the fuzz but he kinda looks like shaggy from scooby doo with the fuzzys

[tenniscutie4ever]

No offence, but you look really, old with your beard. But really hot otherwise. :D

[iluvgeorgeh]

whats up, john lennon?

[cute0cyco]

you remind mi of the pery old man tom that liver two houses away when you no shavy no im not kidding he stares at me and my 2 friends at the bus stop every morning 0-0

[bjornlugie]

a plea for purging while the sparrow sleeps

[WTFguy564]

what song is that by destroy the runner its fucking sick

[yayfull1]

in my opinion as a straight guy i think the beard makes you look a bit manlier.

did my best not to sound gay there

[saogurl101]

I think he looks good with glasses, just sayin...

[BdAnI724]

hahah you are a sexy beasttt:D

[MegaBacktalk]

U look better with a beard and glasses or long hair

[sk8rjake122]

High five. YEAH! thumbs up for that lil kid voice at 0:49

[kissymelissa]

HAHA I have coconut lotion that sometimes smells like banana! Its confuses me.

[911Davis911]

Awww the face at the beginning was sooooo cute:D

[animezoe432]

how come your eyes are brown here, they re suppose 2b blue

[jjk6610]

high 5 for 5 stars

[PERPETUALxANTIPATHY]

"High five! Yeah! :D"

[1Skittlepie1]

Lol you are a sexy beast and you look pretty damn sassy with a beard ;)

[PrincessKyarii]

you are much hotter when you shave and dont wear the glasses...not that your not hot already because your pretty sexy hehe ;)

[Janeiina]

dude, i love ur beard and ur glasses :( well, nevertheless a cutie pie!

2:56-3:02 :D lmao, love u ♥

[nicoleadrias]

If the river's running red, take the dirt trail instead

HAHAHA I LOVE YOU

[411bieberlove]

Is that a towel behind u? ;D

[ItsMetals]

what Plea song is that? D:

[ApplestoDecap]

@ItsMetals While The Sparrow Sleeps-A Plea For Purging.

:)

[bauer402]

this video wont load.. can anyone tell me why? i get to 0:09 and then it just wont load anymore.. ???

[Guitarinman]

Its impossible for an immovable object and an unstoppable force to exist in the same universe

[johnqusack]

wat was the song was the one when he shaved his beard PLZ!!

[ApplestoDecap]

@johnqusack I dunno if you found out yet, but the song is "While The Sparrow Sleeps". :)

[brittanyeatsclouds]

i must be the only one that likes you with a beard ._.

[JessiGirlPro]

@brittanyeatsclouds i like him with a lil beard... scruffy.

not so much wen its thick

[sareenaH100]

wow your are an awsome guy

[EmilyRoseSingz]

thank god u shaved!!

u were starting to look like a chimo for a while there....

[Edor12345]

hahaha -wakes up- BRAAINS BRAAIINNSS BRRAAAINNSSS!!!

[thatonechick4444]

I love how in all ur vids you dont fully answer the question! haha i love it!! <3

[angelmn95]

lol if the rivers runing red take the dirt trail insted ,i just got it

[ejruiz3]

dude with a mustsh and gotie he looks like a old guy but without he looks like a kid

[HaleyWhatever]

LOL! at 1:53 he sounds like the gingerbread man from shrek!!!! :D!! HILARIOUS!

[moonprincess1590]

without your beard you kinda look a bit like Shane Dawson ^_^

[XxKathyG13xX]

you look you look about 27 with a beard and 16 without it.

[XOXON1kk1]

U look old with a beard

[Elva458]

it's much cutererer..er? to have a little bit of beard :'D

[m8m8c9]

@etcuty228 Or Danny Worsnop, Ben Bruce, or Sam (I forget his last name). There from Asking Alexandria.

[randomrockstar7]

omg... in the intro- the pic n the far right looks JUST like shane dawson!!

[iLoveAskSwifty]

I Would Understand it more causee at least thats a pussy

hahahah

x)

your sooo hot Swift Karate Chop

[8100cowgirl]

he does look better without a bear and mustache but atleast he can grow them

[clubpenguin2941]

You look better without the glasses and when u shave you look alot hotter ;)

[KenerdG13]

@clubpenguin2941

he also straighted his hair

[Ignorance4Bliss]

I miss your beard to. Beards are epic

[HanabiandGaara]

You look so young without your fuzz!

[etcuty228]

Hot yes. Better looking than oli sykes? no.

[OneLastSongXO]

@etcuty228 hes wayyyy hotter.

[XxmusicxsavesxX]

ahh your eyes are freakin amazing 8)

[uranoob911]

dude, Andy from a plea for purging is awesome! he's the coolest fat screamer ever :D

[ashleighBeeBee123]

i just went to your website today, and i know that this video was posted like 2 years ago, but now ur website is owned by one of those weird ppl trying to sell things hahah!!

[TheJennyShow1]

you're hot with a beard or without, just sayin =D I LOVE YOU!

[FullMetalAlcohol]

at 0:16 u looked like a squinting rat...... sorry

[LivandJew]

you are SO much hotter WITHOUT the beard. You look so much older with it.. It creeps me out! aha(:

[randomsqid]

whats the name of the "a plea for purging" song? i really like it, but i cant find it because i dont know its name :( x

[VOLcOmgurl365]

Ahhh he's starting to look like before again, YAY! :D

[Zamliyx3]

hmmmmm i dont know:( i think in the first 11 episod´s you are very hot now...hm...i dont want have sex with you anymore:( saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad

[DannyBoiWaffles]

to all the girls who are like omg swifty you are so pretty, just saying thats the least a guy wants to hear cuz he sounds like a girl then

[haleygracepotter]

i actually think you look good with a beard. :D

i usually hatee them.

aha you're a cutie, matt !

[Anonymouslyricist]

I miss your beard too D:

[hotti1014eva]

u r sssssssssssooooooooooooooooooo­ooooooo fuckin HOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

[MegaBacktalk]

When u woke up at ur own barial, u should have said herpes instead of brains

[TortureMeMore]

u look like the nostalgia critic..

[TheHardcoreBassist]

A Plea For Purging FTW

[ShelBeccah]

U r a sexy beast

[pshawabalamayomama55]

you look ugly with a beard

[MayyFreak]

It's like you have the benjamin button's disease.

[fredlover123445]

i love you but your hotter without the beard just saying

[thedanieltmv]

sweeeeet apfp!!! :D!!

[kilokeelo]

when he did the hi five thing i hit my computer screen trying to hi five him back

[animereviewdude]

1 zombie are scarier than that and 2 it be eierder if they at pinasis

[AsIWearsPrada]

haha, you got prank called by Dane Shawson. :)

[Meawrzorz]

You clearly are a sexy beast.

[chellsea311]

holy fCkingg shit , Matt ! yu should really make a porno . yu aree so sexy !