What Snape is Really Saying

[Cicide76536]

. . . Lol xDDDDDD

[MrSimon117]

uh, uh Potter you fool!!

[TheMindbreak2]

I have no idea what this is, I don't get it xD it's incredibly stupid... but heck did it make me laugh like an idiot xD what the fu** have I just watched?!

[iLuvvYuuMjxXxLia]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL XD

[thatfatguyeatingapie]

wow alan rickman pulls off a really good human impersonation in the movies

[iloveminiatures]

this is NOT funny



[mzthisonetime]

0:50 Ron's face is like WTF!?... lol!

[AlanRickmanisAwesome]

Alan Rickman is so Awesome, even if he had a speech defect

[AlanRickmanisAwesome]

OMG CRAZY, I love this

[darkladylove]

i think he's drunk or something

[klakka989]

Harrys just like what the heck!?!?!

[timrob12]

My eyes are tearing from laughter!

[cobraqueen65]

Harry: "Excuse me, sir..."

Snape:"Liilkhshdfosnklsnfsdf!"

Harry: O_O

[dragking123456]

that was great

[0112358134711]

This made me laugh so hard! I think we all have days class feels exactly like this! XD

[HamillJoker]

me the whole time :DDDDDD LOL ROFL LMAO!!

[EngelsdaemonMaya]

rofl i love it its so funny

[hplisinka]

Lol at 0:50 :P

[magicindi]

Omg i'm crying HAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHH THIS IS TOOOOO FUNNY HAHAHA-

[sabina4222]

Lol

[horseygirly2]

Hermione's face made this that much better xD

[TheVoiceofSilent]

What a f... O.o

[BeckyClark552]

this shouldnt be funny...... but oh my gosh i couldnt breathe

[CyberFilthIndustries]

I want this to happen in my college!!

[BooDotBoo]

I totally watched this just because I saw 'Snape'.

I didn't really get it, but it sounds a LOT like my old science teacher, actually. LOL! I always wondered what was wrong with her. Come to find out she had bitchitis. She died from it a few years later. So sad.

[Faramirel]

WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY?!

[ShadowSmirks]

...Can you repeat that, Sir?

[BackpackBlog]

The moment the voice came on... I cried from laughing. I couldn't breathe. Oh my.... hilarious.

[geo58impala]

oh wow this is from that doo doo ca ca song

[SnarrySiremus101]

You should've had Harry whispering to Hermione like do u understand what hes saying? lol

[padfootprongs369]

Should I meet you face to face you muggle........ I would AVADA KEDAVRA you

Well....maybe I wouldn't.....No matter how much fun you make him, Severus wouldn't want have you dead.....He would just ignore you

[twenty87designs]

@padfootprongs369 ...Lighten up, it's just a parody...

[luna8magicplace]

i'ts from bruce almighty lol!!

[wolfgrrl98]

I have no idea why i watched this video but i'm glad i did!!!xD

[nataliviezna]

Evan Baxter Rules jajajajajajajajajajaja LOL!

[wolfgrrl98]

you just took one of favorite part from that movie and made it better!!!LOL!!!xD

[GrashFilms]

CAN'T STOP LAUGHING OH MY DAYS!

[flowersmakemesad]

thats what my teachers sound like too!!

[DreamNox20]

AHAHAHA Im scared because it sounds like a convincing language :3

[HumanoidBeauty]

So glad I'm the only one in the house now...

[cobraqueen65]

Okay, I have no idea how the hell I found this or why I unknowingly clicked on it, but this was funny as hell! xD Hahahaha! My sides still hurt from laughing! Lol, Evan Baxter FTW!

[ADMJCXNK97fan]

i KNEW i should've read the comments b4 watching............now i'm crying from trying to stifle my laughter, almost fell of the chair, and have deep stomach pangs.... thanks a lot :D l ove ya! -_-

[xxJinraixx]

now is a good time to take muggle studies...

[xXMrsSnape]

@xxJinraixx yeah... these Muggles and their "humor"...

[SnarrySiremus101]

lol so fun!

[bythefireside27]

WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY? mystomachhurtsfromlaughing

[love1slash]

Ohh Merlin I almost peed... hahahahahha XDDDD

[girlsrule713]

snapes really cool!!!!

[SapSap1610]

When i first heard this i laughed SO HHHARD

[MissLesleyVann]

SOOOO FUUUNNNNYYYY!!!! I LOVE BOTH FILMS SO IT'S AMAZING!!!!!!! ;D

[smartblonde07]

Aw, I was hoping it would get to the "kakabooboo" part. ): lol

[xXpotterfanXx100]

I HAVE TEARS IN MY EYES HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[AnimeHigurashi1]

XD I just died from laughing so hard. Thanks a lot.

[BlossomSummerdream]

Loolz XD

[VDmedina910]

"blahh blah bluh blah bleh bluh blah blah bluh bleh" i hear u snape...i hear u :)

[Madziarex23]

buahahahahahahahaha xD

[LukeStrongflame]

Harry: Um... sir...?

Snape: wtfgghktmrgkbnmkbng (What?!)

Harry: Are you mentally challenged or is your tounge just cut out?

[mysti1122]

that is from bruce almighty, haha

[JackSparrowILU]

I thought he'd sing the Hampster Dance. :D

[RandomStina1]

HAHAHAHAHAHA

[blackwolvesthe2nd]

never watch this while drinking coke....

[SosOBadass]

Turn to page 394... :(

[Sarahvampirechic11]

I thought that his voice would be replaced by those wierd 'wa wa wa' noises the adults in Charlie Brown make.

[mermaidsh2o]

Their faces are saying ''WTF''

[capsicase]

 why am i laughing?? actually it isn't funny but i can't stop laughing XD XD

[DubhCion]

Holy ass... I should not be laughing so hard at this..... what the fuck XD XD XD XD XD

[thealexieside]

0:31 harry's wtf face hahahah, 0:47 hermione so dissapointed that she's no able to write down anything he says. hauahha 0:50 ron's face. That was soo epic hahahaha. I'm laughing soo hard XD

[SpotlightsOnMe]

0:51 hahaaaa :)

 i love ron's face

[colleenlovesjames]

LOL !!

[Envysluvergirl16]

HOLY SHITSTICKS!!!!!! lmao!!!

[puffys2523]

OH MY GOD HES SPOKEN THE TRUE WORDS OF EVAN ALMIGHTY!! HE IS NOW SAINT SEVERUS SNAPE!

[deeponmitra2009]

snape's actually lecturing in parseltongue so that the slytherins can understand only...and he's pissed that harry can understand him... :P

[spoiledspider]

@deeponmitra2009 would be so cool to talk in parseltongue with friends then say mean things to people you hate

[sydneycarell]

is that steve carell doing the voice????XD

[MyAbcd12345678]

@sydneycarell yeah, it's when he stared in bruce almighty (the news scene)

[Undertakerlover1306]

96 people don't understand Professor Snapes GIBBERISH!!!

[buggaboo1314]

He reminds me of my math teacher hear. not even exagerating thats exactly what he sounds like. and he even bebbles like that its weird. but anyway i died laughing at this. i almost peed my pants i showed it to my mom and she laughed a little but shes like why is that so funny? i told her it was because of how serious his face was and the reaction of the students.

[shadowstrider43]

oooowww!!!!

[nekagingin]

What... did I just watch...?

[mewantcool]

is there even a Severus Snape blooper anywhere???

[xXMrsSnape]

@mewantcool idk now that I think about it....

[encantadiafanatic1]

Evan Severus Baxter

[theamberofthedark]

Laughed SO hard at this, seriously hahaha!

[TryHardNinjew]

I seriously lol'ed at this unlike ever other comment in the world that says lol.

[theartist182]

OMG this sounds like a teacher I used to have whenever she would yell at our class! Lol this is great I couldn't stop laughing lol xD

[BurnEvidence2]

OH MY GOSH MY STOMACH XDDDDDDD

[MyAbcd12345678]

@BurnEvidence2 I don't think a stomach left after this :D

[horseharriet1996x]

I'm crying... OF LAUGHTER! This is bloody hilarious!!!

[welcometowammys]

this is hilarious!!!

[dyingmessenger]

LOL This is so funny. 

[YoUShalLFeArMe2]

CAN'T STOP LAUGHING!!!!!

[HYBR1DA55A551N]

thats from bruce almighty rite?

[nutripals]

@HYBR1DA55A551N

yep

[legandsliveforever1]

Omg lol gotta love the face Ron makes when Snape passes by lol

[cucumbermonger]

OMFG this is hilarious! i love snape but ROFLMFAO!!! XDDD omg you genius, you ^.~

[AngieQueen3]

it seems like bruce almighty!!! ahahaha

great!

ASIFÒGKRJFMGIOÀ

[itsmeAKO1]

is that bruce lee talking

[vanshexD]

haha steve carell was helllllla funny lolol i nearly died when i first watched the scene

[MsRaineSage]

lol Subtitles please lol

[Razorblade2511]

Bruce Almighty FTW!

[Nintend0rk64]

...I am dying. xD

[LuvPotterLuvBieber]

AWESOMENESSSSSSSS XD

[amiia2468]

everyoe heres this but hermione

[EEEEND]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHHA

[Kelltestell]

Why did i laughed so hard at this xDDD

[kelzdakeyz]

Bwwwwwwaaaaaahahahahahahaahaha­hahahahahahahaahahahahahahahah­ahahahaha..... wtf... why do dumb shit like this make me wanna piss my pants from laughin... lol so unexpected... same way I cracked up watchin the deleted scenes from bruce almighty... funny sh*t man

[Mostwantedo]

Haha look at those wtf faces xD

[MyAbcd12345678]

@Mostwantedo yeah, especially ron's face

[ThoeFuPanda]

HAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAHHA!!­! xD

Oh Alan would be shocked if he heard this xd

[SupernaturalLover67]

omg I laughed so hard, I was not expecting that...

[MrD34DM4N]

:').

[AesyaNurudin]

OH MY GOSH THAT MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD!

[justawinnerforlife]

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[trippindicks]

Bruce Almighty meets Harry Potter. Nice.

[AriaTurtle]

Their faces match sooooo perfectly!!!

[15kalcie]

i thought this would be so retarded but then I started laughing sooo hard hahah

[liliz03]

their faces!! haha

[liliz03]

At first i didnt like it but then I laughed really hard XD

[Number1ChoChangFan]

"Excuse me sir-"

"ngehflahwrvdbefinsndAAAHHHH!!­!!!!"

[CrazyBiotchification]

hahahahawtfhahaha!!

[jennfreak2]

LMFAO!!!XD

[CropCircle1996]

:D

[em91198able]

71 people don't speak the language of Sev Snape.

[crystalmdr]

ahahahahha What the??? ahahaha

[chrisfreak]

Still laughing after watching it a couple of times XD. Poor Sev.

[PhantomGuyver]

OMG yes that was awesome

[rla123451]

HE SPEAKS SIM! XD

[buzzandjessie]

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha I love this. I especially love the part where Snape like coughs/chokes/clears his throat after he has his close up with Harry. ^_^

[TheAlexis1246]

omg i couldnt stop laughing TRIPLE LIKE!!!!!!!!!!!

[Shmoyful]

Their faces really match the blabbering x'D

[MyVesta]

oh thats funny i wasnt ready for that

[lostgrl06]

This sounds like a clip from the Bruce Almighty movie. Also, I was not expecting this when Snape started talking, I almost fell off my bed laughing lol XD

[FlyingxPenguins]

Sounds like an angry Asian.

[qscwdvfg]

@amberlinkslytherin1 Next year I'll be tranfering to Pigfarts. And I can't just go to Pigfarts. It's on Mars. Pigfarts, Pigfarts, here I come. Pigfarts, Pigfarts, yum yum yum.

[scarhbar23]

Hahahahaha this is what schizo people hear!

[Bubblewrap990]

If im ever a teacher im so just gonna walk into my class room one day and start speaking jiberish!

[AmbientSoundz]

The editing of the students' reactions to this is just f***ing priceless

[rebeccalafferty]

This shouldn't be funny but it just fucking is XDDDDDDDDD

[theeviljordan]

this is so great. snape rocks! lol. my brother makes me play this atleast 12 times a day.

[nikenina101]

This is cool but I kinda feel bad for Snape. I mean after the last book, everything he's done seemed justified.

[lostgrl06]

@nikenina101 It's ok, that's why I read fanfics. I get to read stories of ppl who actually respect Snape for the go---man he is.

[Bufurzone]

LOL!!... That was hilarious!

[kelseyhm]

Don't make me laugh!! I'm pissing!

[qscwdvfg]

@amberlinkslytherin1 You win at life and everything. In other words, you are totally awesome. I'm curious, do you have a rocketship I can borrow?

[MizxBluexEyes]

omg as soon as he first started speaking i thought for a second that it was arabic lol

[KawaiiiPandah]

don't know if i'm going to lafth my ass of or im going to be affenden...

SNAPE ROCKS! >:D

[2angi]

This is so freaking funny!!!!!!! Im raping the retry button xD

[MiraMie100]

WHY DOES MY SCHOOL NOT HAVE TEACHERS LIKE THAT? T_T

[damonsbetrothed]

i love how all the students faces r like WTF?!

[coconutheadlice]

@damonsbetrothed i like how they look like that even in the movie when he was talking normally 

[DJRETEK]

???

[dewolfson]

oh god i was laughing so hard, i'm pretty sure my sister and my mom thought i was dying or something

[dissiath]

loooool I love this ^^

[PurpleSharpie989]

uh oh, somebody gave Snape a Babbling Beverage D:

[sloppyjoe103]

This is roll on the ground laughing funny!

[mckenna1463]

Omg!that's what I hear when my teacher lectures too!!bhaha u just made my day!

[jelvie726]

This is Fucking retarded!!!!

[ucantbeseriouslol]

is this voice from bruce almighty?? lool

[moonlightdreams13]

The expressions on his student's faces fit perfectly! Hermione looks freaked out, Harry is confused and Ron looks like he thinks Snape is nuts....as well as looking terrified of him XD

[lego12399]

Monkey guy lol

[beautifulcinthya]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[supermanfan2]

hahaha! I laughed so hard!

[TheUltraExpert]

Harry: ..........WHAT????? sir

[lizzielonglegs]

This reminds me of my physics teacher.

[yunagirl1597]

@lizzielonglegs it reminds me of my Earth Science teacher hehe

[912pinkturtle]

@lizzielonglegs i wish i had a physics teacher as cool as snape.

[SupernaturalLover67]

@lizzielonglegs Lucky you lol

[cpfuzzie]

hermoine- uh........