Adebayor nutmegged by a 10 year-old

[l10nelandresmessii]

0:34 that last kid has style, the rest of them don't

[zunaiedmufcparent]

TORRES!!!!! 0:23

[videomaster312]

the girl: Oh yeah I'm gonna use the roulette.

*Fucks Up*

Yeah nailed it

[LifesTooShortFan]

DO NOT PRESS 6 HORRIBLE GET BACK TO THE KITCHEN !!

[MineSlaya]

They should swap Adebayor for Puyol..........

[fluffinatra]

Lol, what the fuck was the girl doing

[K1rkHammet]

I think that girl got lost from her kitchen !

[AskefastHD]

@K1rkHammet Herr gentleman du :P

[K1rkHammet]

@AskefastHD Det er jo slik det er Evenito !

[AskefastHD]

@K1rkHammet Marago, skjekk face link eg sendte nettopp, syyykeste futsal greie

[FinalFantassyyy]

garbage german talents

[ThomaMagic]

@FinalFantassyyy that aint germany! its austria. if you could speak german you would understand

just watch the german youngsters: özil, götze, khedira,... enough said

[LlehctimmitchelL]

Have to admit. That girl has an extreme talent at impersonating Heskey.

[whysocereal7]

anyone can nutmeg adebayor with those grasshopper legs of his

[poolmaster18]

he wasnt trying

[MegaTraCkz]

nothing bad about that he is allowing them!

[mckyle9]

worst roullete ever haha

[thomasedwardellison]

Uhh, ok?

[DCFCTaggart]

is adebayor black?

[000remo000]

@DCFCTaggart Are you retarded?

[DCFCTaggart]

@000remo000 does anyone know about sarcasm round here?

[georgeman2011]

@DCFCTaggart have you ever thought of glasses

[BackToTheRooots]

@DCFCTaggart no hes white

[LFCGerrard100]

that skill at 0:35 is better

[WenchesandMead]

that girl = fail.

[OfficialJustPlain]

Heskey would've done a good job there >:)

[rza1m]

Who else thought the commentary was the funniest thing

[zahinster]

tht girl was absolutely horrendous

[ezerers2]

@zahinster Lmao

[gLYnNer100]

@zahinster obviously.

[TenTonneGaming]

@zahinster thats why she played football instead :L

[brightlights456X]

Where was this? What was it for?

[bilal00276]

big momma would fit through adebayors legs

[kawasakikid800]

laughed it off like a true pro gd on him

[spanishguido]

You guy laugh at Adebayor but he laughs at your paychecks.

[TheFeatherSheep]

@spanishguido while adebayor laughs at my paycheck i'll laugh at your english

[spanishguido]

@TheFeatherSheep It is not my first language.

[spanishguido]

@TheFeatherSheep laugh if you want to.

[shadowbarley5]

nuts!!! 2 digs!

[callumzezohan]

its not hard to nutmeg a bumbling oaf

[danhardyy]

@callumzezohan why copy someone's comment? by the looks of it you're the 'bumbling oaf'

[callumzezohan]

@danhardyy why not? You racists.

[soccerlover123ful]

its not hard to nutmeg a bumbling oaf

[MrLukey110]

Press 7 to hear hitler..

[uBadKid]

To be far he doesn't look like hes trying very hard -.-

[Darawallah]

The kids sucks a lot of ass..

[TaranProductions]

It would of been more embarrasing if Emile Heskey Nut megged him instead! LOL

[GD12BehindTheScenes]

@TaranProductions Yep, he's quite bad at football

[ZANEOOOOO]

Which pixel is adebayor?

[andres8834]

dats sad

[verycoolchannel999]

first 2 secs. cunt cunt!?!?

[94danjones]

That's the most I have seen Adebayor work without the ball... and im a spurs fan.

[RunscapeHacks4U]

Adebayor!

Adebayor!

Your dad washes elephants!

And your mums a whore!

[bobfromhobbs]

YEAH HE SHOUDLVE SLIDE TACKELED THAT LITTLE FUCKER AND DID THE AIRPLANE

[Soccerking193]

these kids suck, why do they get the chance to play with him

[scousechick87]

@Soccerking193 they are only kids

[xXVIVIDSHADOWZxX]

I used to take arrows to the knee until I took an arrow to the knee...

[oFolzy]

lol you know he's not trying

[NancyxBrito]

lol he wasn't even trying plus he stands like a retard

[THEBAWSCHANNEL]

i used to nutmeg adebayor then i took an arrow to the knee

[QualityFootball2011]

Some say Adebayor is a great dancer..

[TheHARDRO1]

Check out those budget trainers.

[Alphaigniter]

is this a lab experiment where they are testing to see if monkey could be playing football? cause marcelo can

[xXxLEW1SxXx]

@Alphaigniter Go die. Nuff said.

[kingboo2o]

at 0:11

[avfc85]

Girl got some sick skills there. LMFAO

[mrdbzmaster]

0:23 GIRLS SHOULD NEVER BE ALLOWED TO PLAY FOOTBALL

[backcracker08]

ÖSTERREICH !!! :)

[SirSaintFunk]

I personally thinks its great to show the achievements that mankind have made, I mean teaching monkeys to play football! what ever next!

[egyptsux1]

@SirSaintFunk thats racist bro! why do ppl make comments like this?

[bobfromhobbs]

@SirSaintFunk WTF? EVERY GODAMN VIDEO SOMEONES GOTTA DO IT...CHECK IT....YOU CAN PUT THAT VIDEO OF YOU SUCKING YOUR DADS COCK WHILE YOUR MOM SHAVES HER HEAD AND PLAYS THE BANJO.

[00korzika]

Great skill at the end of the video 0:34

[MrDardy08]

he is getting owned

[b4b2ify]

if you listen carefully the commentator predicts it "owned owned owned owned"

[mcard1d]

Can someone please explain this whole "arrow to the knee" thing to me please?

[jamiestewart48]

@mcard1d It's from Skyrim.

[TheSamuraiKoala]

@mcard1d On Skyrim when you talk to a guard they sometimes say "I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow in the knee".

[mcard1d]

@TheSamuraiKoala Ahh right, thanks for that!

[777domhnall]

I used to get nutmegged by 10 year-old's, but then i took an arrow to the knee

[divtrojan]

he got nutmegged too!

[AdzGabs]

Kids don't deserve the glory as seen in this video. They should be taunted and demoralised and not given a seconds hope. Promoting delusion is not the way forward!

[scotty1983666]

@AdzGabs you stinking prick you havent a clue

[TheAlidie]

@AdzGabs Lmao. You're fucking ignorant. Must've not had shit as a kid, huh? QQ more, bitch.

[HenchMc]

put Vidic in his place he woulda fuckd them kids shit up

[MattCate10]

@HenchMc If he could catch them while on cruches :)

[SirHumpsalot888]

@HenchMc LOL

[kragger1985]

@HenchMc Vidic is a fag

[Ewliesquash]

@kragger1985 Why is he a "Fag"?

What's wrong with him

[ItzDakin]

@HenchMc No he'd probably rugby tackle the guy or hand ball it whilst the referee is conveniently not looking

[soccerman143]

@HenchMc vidic would've fucked up adebayor too

[y2ksharingan]

Press 0 to hear a Subaru revving

[MaxBeurs]

0:22 Well that's a weird-looking kitchen...

[brightlights456X]

@MaxBeurs

Don't be so mean ;D

[RMadridMilan]

@brightlights456X

[brightlights456X]

@RMadridMilan

You didn't say anything!

[RMadridMilan]

@RMadridMilan Yeah I did.

[404killer]

@MaxBeurs Hahaha, I lol'd SO hard XD

[riotriot123]

press 6 to see a perfect example of why women should stay in the kitchen.

[gunner4lyfe]

@riotriot123 ...its a girl not a woman...have some shame do you talk to your mother like that

[MrOctober7th]

that girls out playin football wile im sittin here waiting for my sandwich

[charlesphili1]

SELL HIM

[RMadridMilan]

They're just playing around lol

[Jack1337Miller]

its not hard to nutmeg a bumbling oaf

[PS3DanWalsallFC]

The last kid was decent, sign him up.

[davemcq]

The kid at 0:35 had a nice touch, and actually looked the only one to genuinely 'beat' him.

[ConnorM94]

That kid should be banned for racism.

[IEliteStrykerI]

Anyone notice the last kids skill?? FRRIIKIN AWESOME!

[TheLennonlegends]

wish he was at liverpool he is a great player

[C0op5]

So you really think he is gonna go jumping into tackles with a 10 year old?

[atulthetricky]

he is so fucking slow

[LinkinDuck17]

0:23 .. thats why girls should stay in the kitchen ... shit im going to get screwed for that 1

[777domhnall]

Damn girl should stay in the kitchen

[liamevilbarcafan]

thats in austria

[seanmbrosnan]

Ye he's really gonna crunch tackle an optimistic 5 year old and ruin his life forever.

[svensksweden]

anyone notice how the girl was the only one who didnt do anything

[AnihmuL]

Holy shit thats alot of Europass Balls . .. Id Die To Own One Of Those

[craney67]

he can meg my nuts any day 

[Basia65584]

IM GONNA SAVE!! no i didnt. IM GONNA SAVE !!! no i dindt.

[didijustdothat1]

the last kid done him good and proper

[Mtopz]

hes letting them

[123yuhi]

he let em skill him up

[aussiewogfob]

thats embarrasing. 

[Altair7900]

@ivangrozny27 is your name andy gray? i didnt know you had a youtube account.

[ivangrozny27]

@Altair7900 i'm right though youve gotta admit, womens football is dire

[Thecuregalore94]

@ivangrozny27 Or German football.

[x6alalx]

@ivangrozny27 womens football ? is there such a thing ?

[Dickson995]

@x6alalx There is when Hope Solo is the goalkeeper;)

[Vodaph0ne]

@ivangrozny27 You've got a good point, that's why millions of people go to watch it

[SupahZaf]

why did everyone hate adebayor ? i still dont get it

[CaraBrimleyRules]

@SupahZaf His dad washes elephants and his mum's a whore

[SupahZaf]

@CaraBrimleyRules thats no reason to hate him

[CaraBrimleyRules]

@SupahZaf I don't think everyone does hate him, but football is tribal and most football fans do tribal things like hate other players or other teams. This is generally because of the low intelligence of football supporters. In the UK most of the people with below average IQ are into football, whereas the cleverer people watch sports like rugby, golf, cricket, and Tennis. At football matches they have to fence off the fans from each other or they would fight and sometimes kill each other.

[77Metallica]

@CaraBrimleyRules

Calm down David...

[THFC96MITCH]

@CaraBrimleyRules

Lmao, where have you got these statistics from ?

and if you think football is so beneath you, then why are you scouting for videos of it you stupid fuckin troll

[StrandedH]

@CaraBrimleyRules IQ varies across supporters of all sports. Football fans being dumb is a stereotype that is wildly inaccurate, and I am in a position to comment having stood side by side with many.

[prophefixz]

@CaraBrimleyRules Rugby is a working class sport. The reason you think football fans are "below average" is because of the media. Well done, you have shown just how easy it is for your opinions to be manipulated. I've seen more fights at rugby games than football matches. As a post graduate i can honestly say i have more conversations about football in university than golf, tennis and cricket COMBINED.

[CaraBrimleyRules]

@prophefixz Rugby League is a working class sport. Rugby Union is an upper/middle class sport. But in both of them, rival fans can sit or stand side by side and cheer their teams on. Same in tennis, same in Golf, same in cricket. But only in football, the rival fans have to be separated, because they are thick as pigshit and would otherwise fight and cause serious injury. Of course a few university graduates like football, it's just a numbers game. Where did you graduate from?

[CRoStubbs]

@CaraBrimleyRules Football fans are the most passionate fans in the world. Nobody really cares about rugby, gold, tennis or cricket.

[CaraBrimleyRules]

@CRoStubbs Passion is just an excuse for thugs and thick as 2 shorts planks hooligans. What other sport requires total segregation of fans and massive policing costs because the fans would fight as soon as they get near each other.

They fight because they are THICK AS SHIT. They don't know anything else. They have IQ's of 80-90 most of them. Admitting you are a football fan means your are highly likely to be a low IQ person.

[Wolfe501]

@CaraBrimleyRules And if you really believe all of this crap, than you must really have an IQ of 80-90.

[CaraBrimleyRules]

@Wolfe501 No, football fans are more likely to be lower class people with low IQs and who like violence. This is a proven fact. Of course they are not ALL like this but they are more LIKELY to be scum people than the fans of other sports.

[prophefixz]

@CRoStubbs Ignore her, someone left the kitchen door open.

[prophefixz]

@CaraBrimleyRules Well i don't know how many rugby games you've been too to think that. It's a numbers game with crowd trouble at football too. There's a HUGE difference between the number of football fans and rugby fans, without a doubt. It's the minority that cause this "separation" between rival fans in football. Unfortunately i won't be sharing any personal information over this :)

[CaraBrimleyRules]

@prophefixz I've been to a a fair few rugby games. Only Union though not league. The last one I remember had the Leicester and Saracens fans sitting side by side in two stands. Also tennis, cricket etc, rival supporters sit side by side. This would never happen in a football match and if it did there would be a bloodbath. The football fans contain many thugs who are hell bent on causing physical injury to other people for the sole reason they support a different team. This is why they are scum.

[prophefixz]

@CaraBrimleyRules I've sat on a train that passes through birmingham and the west midlands and sat in a Manchester United Shirt surrounded by 100+ west Brom fans and never had any problems even though we were due to play them that afternoon. Had the odd bit of banter but all harmless. Every sport has its problems. Since when has Tennis and cricket had the capacity stadiums that Football has? Never. You are narrow minded and set in your ways, you know nothing.

[CaraBrimleyRules]

@prophefixz Football has 10 times more crowd problems than any other sport. That's becuase most of the fans are pig-shit ignorant and 10 times as stupid as other fans.

Ask the police about the crowds of what sport they would rather control, and football will not be number 1

[prophefixz]

@CaraBrimleyRules Football has twice the capacity over most sports. You are biased against football and are basing your opinions (Not facts - opinions) on a disdain for the sport. Majority of British people ENJOY football - many of which will amount to more in their lifetime than you or your future generations. There's no deny that football is the most watched product in the world. Not just sport, but television is dominated by it; whatever country you travel to.

[CaraBrimleyRules]

@prophefixz Football has the worst fans, you can't deny that. When you read about crowd trouble at sports matches it is usually football fans. When football fans go to a rival territory, many enjoy smashing the place up or killing and wounding people. Sometimes they even arrange fights. These are all facts based on the fact many football fans/hooligans/thugs have pigshit for brains. It is a low IQ spectator sport. It is the lowest IQ spectator sport.

[prophefixz]

@CaraBrimleyRules Again a very minute amount of people go to fight. It's not usually football fans, its about 50 people out of ten's of thousands. How often is someone killed at a football match, seriously? You are naive and are easily led if you can believe that it happens EVERY time they go to a "rival territory". It's certainly not a low IQ spectator sport, it is a sport that covers any class level and every level of intellect. You just don't like football and are biased.

[CaraBrimleyRules]

@prophefixz I like all sports including football. But football is unfortunately very tribal. You can tell this from a interview with a fan where they will say "We did this or We need that." When in fact it is NOT "We"; the club is simply exploiting this dumbwit for their cash. It can be divisive in modern society especially when people of base intellect get involved because their instinct is to defend the tribe or their pack. Hence the broken bottle smashed in the eye of a rival supporter.

[prophefixz]

@CaraBrimleyRules ANY fan says "WE", it's a TEAM sport. Rugby fans speak the exact same way. Yeah a broken bottle smashed in the eye of a rival supporter again sums up the theory that it's a SMALL percentage that do this. You are missing the point. Based on this, i guess cheering a spear tackle in rugby is thugish behaviour too? Cheering a potentially life threatening tackle by a player = ALL rugby fans are now thugs and neanderthals under your logic. Way to categorization.

[TFGtrailers]

@CaraBrimleyRules You do only hear about Violence at football, because it is the most popular sport, Any Incidents are blown out of Proportion by the Media!

[ken3xd]

@CaraBrimleyRules why too much racism sir? How would you like it if someone called your dad a terrorist(since you are a muslim) or your mom a brainless muslim?

[CaraBrimleyRules]

@ken3xd I'm just repeating what is said on the terraces, it's a piss take. You are the brainless one if you don't realise it. If you want the true explanation, see my later post on the subject.

[krunkaintdead69]

" Adebayor gets nutmegged by a 10 year-old in a five-a-side game" Wtf kind of five a side game is this?

[EAJackAE]

@krunkaintdead69 this isn't a five-a-side game...

[krunkaintdead69]

@EAJackAE To understand comment, please refer to description.

[tombud10]

LOL LOOK! A WOMAN KICKING A FOOTBALL!! WTF???

[alan517815]

@tombud10 I know girls who probably own you....

[tombud10]

@alan517815 Bollocks do you know girls, net warrior.

[dra2k8]

@tombud10 Must have been a sex change

[dogsinbad]

@tombud10 SHUT UP! WOMEN CAN PLAY FOOTBALL TOO!