HOW TO BE A DOUCHE BAG

[ecarrace100]

Fat losers

[odeckdpogi]

nice one guys i really had a good laugh watching that video and i don't understand why some people take it seriously

[r3never]

do you two jerk eachother off?

[juan9969]

u guys need a job pronto!

[schlabobble]

@juan9969 haha actually we both have really good jobs. This is my second job

[Truthkillers]

Fucking Cunts!!! Gay bastards!!

[Area51WasOurMoon]

My first and final click!

[HolTukIj]

wtf did i just watch btw? >.<

[HolTukIj]

high bmi, HIGH BMI!!!!

[HAYKKISEBLYAN]

AMENICAN IDIOTS

[AtgreatR9]

go hang urself

[BlackShot0wnageHD]

I fuck your mom hard everyday while my dog fucks ur dad.

[XristarasGamieste]

@BlackShot0wnageHD hhahahahaha

[Stifflerkid]

Go fuck yourself you little turd. You will never ever ever have what these achieving, hard workin people you call "douchebags" have.

[alakaboom4]

Title Fix : -=Gay Couple Of The Year=-

[Pendonesio]

fuck yourself!!

=D

[jdkqwerty]

I really don't understand why people assume that a great bodybuilder, a great actor, a great author etc has to be a great person and a good role model as well. Aren't there any great bodybuilders, actors, authors who are douchebags? Do you even know these people?

[jdkqwerty]

@Mog087 In which way is the video related to their physical condition? Please, go hit your rocks in order to light a fire and warm your cave troll; it seems your brain has frozen and is malfunctioning XD

[chemicalsister1000]

This "men" are too fett, they watch all day long TV and feed cheeps, in 10 years

they are fett as pigs and ill. One must be better and then critiseze

[jdkqwerty]

@chemicalsister1000 "too feet..."? is this all you could come up with? You trolls are getting stupider by the day, please crawl back into your caves. You're obviously incapable of comprehending a joke, which is an indication of your IQ/educational attainment. I guess you trolls don't have enough light in your caves, making reading books and educating yourselves impossible:P

[chemicalsister1000]

@jdkqwerty

I'm sure, you are one of such fat douchebags. you wrote kommentaries at all uses. are you insane?

go to your doctor

[jdkqwerty]

@chemicalsister1000 I'd rather be an overweight (I'm not saying I am) than being someone of such low an IQ as yours ;)

[chemicalsister1000]

@jdkqwerty

go to your psychiater and take your medicine. And vorget my adress

[jdkqwerty]

@chemicalsister1000 1.There a difference between a psychologist and a psychiatrist; spend more time educating yourself, less time commenting on YT videos. I do not know your address, maybe you're the one that should pay a visit to a psychologist ;)

[chemicalsister1000]

@jdkqwerty

piss you, fat, insane douchebag

[jdkqwerty]

@chemicalsister1000 Insane? I'll say it again:"open a dictionary before typing". Piss me? No thanks pervert :P And another thing: Not being a mentally retarded person (like you), does not mean I'm fat as well. Keep telling yourself, that whoever disagrees with you is fat, maybe that will make you feel better BLOCKHEAD ;)

[chemicalsister1000]

@jdkqwerty

I suppose, you are fat, but I know exactly, you are crasy

[jdkqwerty]

@chemicalsister1000 Crazy? Hmm, I'm not the one saying fat people have no right to speak, just because they're fat; I'm not the one using words without knowing their meaning; I'm not the one calling whoever does disagree with me "fett" and "crasy", just because they happen to disagree with me. Hmm, maybe you meant to say "I know I'm crazy" ;)

[davstec3]

wear a hat backwards if your going bald

[EricSchwin22]

I find this very hard to masturbate to.

[iogien]

you should be shot in the head.. :)

don't waste too many bullets..

[davidmalhone1]

il en faut pour tous les gouts lol

[chrisdragonb1988]

HA HA HA HA HA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AA

[cciemail]

gay

[levedia]

asswhipes hahahahahahah

[zac1199]

come on guys cut him some slack who cares if hes over weight?? i bet alot of you are too and i just found out about this guy today and i like at the comments and im like oh come on seriously??

[KennethBjorvatn23]

Ehehe, youre to FAT to have a penis!

[TheCameoAfro1]

hahahahahahhaha



[AldoProduction]

fucking fat



[erwin280]

The left guy is thinking the whole movie. Wtf am i doeing here. And he looks constantly to his left and thinking: you embarrase me you fucking loser!

[6NK6]

shitest video i have seen today

[Kbennett2217]

Get a job and step AWAY from the video camera....

[ThePakChina]

yekkkkkkkkkkk ugly faces

[22poter]

zjeby!!!!!!!!!!

widac ze macie jakies kompleksy

[22poter]

zjeby!!!!!!!!!!



[AnimaxRex]

hahaha awesome its not too bed 5/5

[miguelsmint]

this is what being a nerd must be like..

[nogoodnamesss]

What a load of bull

[barrettrifles]

"Hey everybody!"

Hey marked as spam!

[schlabobble]

@barrettrifles how is it spam? 

[jdkqwerty]

@barrettrifles You're obviously someone of low educational attainment, who likes using words that he doesn't even know what they mean (like spam); I don't think an intelligent person would to such a thing ;)

[barrettrifles]

@jdkqwerty you're a real tough guy behind your computer aren't you

[jdkqwerty]

@barrettrifles A tough guy, really? :/ You really should get yourself a good dictionary and stop using unknown words, 'cause instead of looking cool (or whatever the reason for doing so is), you end up looking like a mentally retar.ded 3 year old ;)

[barrettrifles]

@jdkqwerty don't you have other jokes? you keep using the same one, u mad brah?

[jdkqwerty]

@barrettrifles 1.Unfortunately for you, I wasn't joking 2.I'm repeating it, because you seem unable to comprehend what I'm saying; you proved it once more 3.It's not easy to provoke me ;) 4.I'm not Brahma (in case that's what you meant) 5.For God's sake (Cthulhu/Brahma or whomever you pray to) don't reply to my comments without first reading them, you just make a fool of yourself XD

[wdpk12]

menn dont act like sissies and neither like idiot's

[xxsteve0xx1]

OMG AND I THOUGHT I HATED JUSTIN BIEBER .....

[warddiabloftw1]

fat americans lol

[jesusizblak]

like this if you didnt even crack a smile

[shokitv]

estan re locos!

[BryanW1988]

LoL I'm only laughing at these hilarious comments, no offence guys. XD

[Bigbriansc]

Isn't it funny...or cute...or just plain fuckin dumb how idiots do shit like this and post it on YouTube in hopes that they will be discovered and have a show on TV...

[guilliverd]

hey guys i love your video you great.. funny ,( makes me smile all along the vid)

[Northernbrawler]

hahahaha this is fucking good!

[77moessa]

absolute dickheads.

[ZombieSlayerz0crew]

you faggots!!!



[PornobrillenAli]

shut the fuck up !

you are gay ugly and fat !

[mastermary2]

Men don't have earrings,only fags do.

Fatsos.

[kapacb01]

two bitches

[xbox360master5]

how to be a man

step 1:go kick those assholes

step 2:that's all

gongratulations you are a man!!!!

[jdkqwerty]

@xbox360master5 Of course, what else could someone expect from someone of low educational attainment? Sane arguments? Acting like a civilized person? Coming up with an intelligent answer? Of course not!!! Maybe that's what they do in 3rd world countries, why don't you stone them? Please wake up, before it's too late for you!

[mikeol123456]

this video should called "how to be an asshole like us"

[Innovater6]

what a retarded video

[henpuusi]

but the real question is,how to be a faggot like you

[vinkie35]

0:49

gay as FUCK

[baasbovenbaass]

Go fuck ure self fat fuck ,with your fag tato's

[schlabobble]

@baasbovenbaass hahahaaah

[jdkqwerty]

@baasbovenbaass When people are out of sane arguments they start insulting others ;)

[maxxxxxxy17]

crap

[elchinito02]

Stupid dumbshit

[Luzagal]

Why for gods sake does youtube sponsor this steaming pile of shit?

[Lonewlf7676]

My 12 yr old would beat the crap out of both these douchebags at the same time,..and he's a wuss!

[1234567810850]

whoppers

how to be a man? dnt act lyk you wat a waste of lyf watching that peice of shit

[1234567810850]

whoppers



[VGA322]

Men wear their hats backwards??? Does that mean you "Wanna be the very best"? Because Ash always puts his hat backwards when he gets ready to do something serious XD

[ulicnihodac1985]

funny,but crap :)...

[ImJohn501]

ASS HOLES NO SHIT ITSELF

[insaturnsringzz]

LOL......funny! And looks like some cool tats

[LukeMM95]

MEN beat up faggots like these two

[misan89]

are all men fat?

[alphamaxthe2nd]

u dont have a penis 

[ZhasniMotivation]

Loool that was pretty FUNNY!

[JaKeth3snake]

What do you know about arnold? It looks like you've never stepped foot in a gym.

[17shh]

man dosent cry like the little bitches below !

[malick141]

u suck

[turbanless]

These arseholes are not men...they are animals

[braballl]

funny. i was watching a song called redneck from lamb of god and i end up here.. wonder why

[ThePiouuuuu]

Stupid americans, all faggots eating burgers

[Noel9976]

Mens... have womans and dont make stupid videos...

¬¬

[schlabobble]

@Noel9976 mens? really? well we are both MEN and are married to women. or as you would say womens.

[UberTankred]

@schlabobble he just tried to express that this is a crappy video... because it is!

[6969696969969696]

@schlabobble you're a dumbass cunt, your "wives" are actually your mothers, who have so much pitty for there miserable shitty lifed, fuck up sons that they decided to pretend to be your wives and suck your sloppy small tatooed cocks.

[jdkqwerty]

@Noel9976 Yes of course "mens" back in the stone age spent all day hunting and having sex. At least those who made this video are more educated than you, please crawl back into your cave :P

[B1u3Tai1]

I dunno what to say, video talks by itself.

[ChillingScream]

Fat dudes.

[calledartist]

dudes... no-one are men like schwarzenegger and stallone.... except schawrzenegger and stallone!

[snoizey]

help my sweet fuck that was two minutes of fucking garbage. as of about right now these clown shoes douchebags put almost 80 000 people through a two minute sit through of absolute shit. two minutes of walter mathau taking a poo would have had been way better . these faggots should do an instructional video on jumping off a really tall standing structure without parachutes

[streetpinguin]

thats why lots of people hate americans (not every american is like them)...nothing better to do?

[greekboynick19]

lol did i really just watch this

[lib303]

Typical dumb americans. Boys this age should have a book in their hands.

[schlabobble]

@lib303 we are 26

[contact1araya]

@lib303 I know what you are saying.......but these kids are ok........you are too damn serious.

[69gaydogs]

men dont have earrings 

[schlabobble]

@69gaydogs some do!

[phchmogh]

two douches

[strongmetal1]

crazy

[juansaya]

basura

[ahs10532]

what else do men do? NOT BE FAGS

[rumbloireiii]

i like this vid :D

[DeSSu95]

hahahahaha Funny :D

[DarkSheep91]

hahaha thats so sad...

[thebigmusclerex]

THOSE TWO FAT ASSES are completely NUTS!!

[Snakeboyo26]

omg, QOTD: What else do men do: men like you suck cock

[leopoldvs]

This video is a shame...ugly fat bastards, you're not even funny for crying out loud!

[JuventusAAR]

the answer is..:

1- train hard

2- no mcdonalds

3- rest and sleep well

[francescoAND1]

@JuventusAAR u forgot about steroids and diet

[JuventusAAR]

@francescoAND1 no mcdonalds is a diet !

[NDonsuN]

you have in America, its stupid)))

[Eclipsepoland]

lose some weight American dumbass

[dmoses16]

useless faggots..get a job

[schlabobble]

@dmoses16 let's see.. I work with kids who have autism while going to school for my BA in psych. Just graduated with my Interpreter of American Sign Language Certificate. Tony is a corporate manager for a Big Bank....

[dcantuy]

@schlabobble I didn't know BAs in Psych. taught you to capitalize common nouns, because I have never heard of or deposited in "Big Bank".

To be as civilized as I can with you people, I want to know why you would want a barrage of negative comments in return for false advertising your product, essentially. Just advertise yourself as what you are and don't clog my searches for what I truly want to see.

Plus I should suggest to anybody viewing this video to report it as spam, as I have, and prev

[jdkqwerty]

@dcantuy Report it as spam? :/

[dcantuy]

@schlabobble prevent it from receiving too many views and making a buck off of pure garbage.

[gobdir]

@schlabobble Is it wrong that I voted up both of these comments?

[DanielTheWalrus]

@schlabobble whoa, you work with kids who have autism? That's a fucking surprise... :D

[DepartedK]

This video is fake and gay...

[Erlando95]

2 min waste of time!!!!

[schlabobble]

@Erlando95 and another 15 sec to think of a comment.. I am horrible!

[Erlando95]

@schlabobble I think the comment was kinda automatic. Because I would not waste time commenting on this piece of shit vid. This comment is probobly auto too...

[Jamie3511]

fat

[schlabobble]

@Jamie3511 hahaha soo funny!!! im also bald.... weird..

[laperdonas20]

FUCKING BUFFALO!

[schlabobble]

@laperdonas20 hahahaahaha

[stiven1415]

hijos de puta......

[stiven1415]

hijos de puta.... nada saben ........

[marcelomedina1970]

retards

[DUSTDEMON1990]

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

[ster0idsR4frauds]

steroids

[josue182green]

pura pndejada

[Darbulas]

lol

[2002films]

this video is shit , i seen better work from beiber and thats bad

[mikedelgado8888]

hahahah you guys are manly 

[djprezence]

What the fuck..you both may have penis's as you claim but 100,000,000 to 1 says no woman has ever seen them.

[schlabobble]

@djprezence we are both married... and Tony just had a baby.... I guess we are that 1

[baasbovenbaass]

@schlabobble K I L L your self ignorant fuck!

[keithyboy313]

Wtf this sucks

[schlabobble]

@keithyboy313 nope

[yustforfunonly]

haha :-)

[blackhawk122ss]

LMAO! Schlabooble you're a KING

[DianaH18]

Men like to watch porn!

[RedneckMikeSr]

hell ya pipm juice 10-4

[HemiJeep19]

lol!!!

[schlabobble]

@HemiJeep19 Thanks sir!

[DrOrphious79]

Men chug beer . . . . . . well only a bit of beer RROOOOAAAARRR

[schlabobble]

@DrOrphious79  oh yeah!!