Lock, Stock Part 3

[44Minutes100]

"Now lets see his fucking cards!"

[iliketrippyshit]

Einze fuckin parsa 2?

[Ashleybradbury]

F'in Sodding Shandy Drinking Bas'rd! - I was pis*in mysen lolz

[paquettefranke22]

part 1?

[Arrested101]

first he calls him Kenny... then later Gary. WTF?! :P

[slytown]

@Arrested101 Seriously? They say at the beginning of the video they are gonna call each other "Kenny" as they rob the place.

[razav350]

04:43 he doesn't say sodding he says southern

[niteshmurti]

which game are these guys playing? is it poker? sorry im not good with card games :)

[flutterbunny]

I want to be Tanya when I get old.

[mooseasaurusrex]

Can anyone tell me the name of this card game? Thanks in advance.

[Dhalsim06]

@mooseasaurusrex It's called Three Card Brag, although they're playing without table stakes.

[MISTERMAN605]

wat bout part 1

[shatterjack]

tanya's hot

[brepz]

ay aya ay ay !! ya wo ya wo haha!!

[robthesamplist]

they capture the sick to your stomach feeling well

[kkmatt]

I knew it! He does call him two different names. first Kenny, then Gary. why???

[colderplasma]

@kkmatt because they're robbing the place and they don't want to use their real names

[kkmatt]

@colderplasma ohhhh. yeah, totally didn't get that. haha. thx!

[theunusualsuspectstv]

the acting and dialogue puts me off! jason statham is a bit annoying in this

[leemeires]

@theunusualsuspectstv  hes acting like him self ....hes from london ....thats how he talks ....

[Duenas411]

KICKass movie!

[XxDeathToTheUnjustxX]

Man, this movie is classic. 100 percent good from selling stolen shit on the streets of britian, all the way to hanging halfway off a bridge. Classic.

[clifford091]

aaah :') love this film love london wish we were still there its like home unlike braintree :/ Lol x

[felled]

You could fall in love with an Orangutang in there....

[LightGloom]

"NOW LETS SEE HIS FUCKING CARDS!!"



[britdemo]

man been deaf must suck.....not only do you have to read the film but they miss have the words out....i mean the silly little remarks they dont put in make this film what it is

[mooseasaurusrex]

PSSSTT! GunnedSkull, thanks big guy. ***from a grateful Yank, shakes hand, buys the next round.

[weedyak]

looooooooooooooool wankers! wankers!

[Matt01miller]

Whats the song during the poker match??

[autoUNITY]

Liar, Liar - The Castaways

[tdorr420]

If he's so good at poker, he would know to NEVER hold your cards while you're playing! Just a quick peek at the corners is all that's necessary.

[AK47wivme]

LMAO 04.21 garry garry looooooooooooooooooooooooooool

retards

[lalalalala5151]

the scousers are so funny in this "Gary get back in the car mate" lol, the whole scene with them robbing the guns is comedy gold

[LAMPARDIO]

Love it when they're going up the stairs and the owner is following! haha!

[762full]

the woman is old, but hot

[iaotoata]

at one point he tells garry they can't even afford new furniture .

[LAMPARDIO]

@iaotoata I know! lol!

[iaotoata]

yeap .  guy's best one yet ...

[LAMPARDIO]

@iaotoata True. Better than snatch though you think? I cant decide between the two. Id proberly go with this one though.

[sinchampion]

i saw this for the first time last week im ashamed to admit, and this is the best film ive ever seen, snatch is not as good as this

[LAMPARDIO]

@sinchampion Oh ok

[faccertilamore]

the best film i never seen...in spanish is great too!

[getclutch720]

Bacon: I thought this was a pub!

[youngbustah]

wow gary what are you doin...im tryna find out wer they keep there money

[MrCommentz]

"Wankers! WANKERS!" love that bit.

[AvEryBadApPLe]

"Wankers! Wankers!"

[cdwordsworth26]

they're both kenny innit

[davisrj3]

haha. barry, harry, and gary. I never picked up on that. Whats the fourth dudes name? The other guy that robbed the house

[GushingMILF]

HA! Love it when Barry gets angry with the monitor.

'Oh, you fucking bastard...'

[KBillsterC]

i do too :P,

This movie is funny shit XD

[rmgallerani]

Okay, I'm confused. One of the brothers who steal the guns off the old people refers to his brother as Kenny sometimes and Gary other times. Which is it?

[robba01]

In the very first seconds of the clip... they agree to call each other Kenny to keep their identities hidden during the robbery

[manijac0von0celje]

whats this jammin music at 04:40 called? please reply!!!

[accountsix]

It's the Castaways, song Liar Liar..

[manijac0von0celje]

thanx :D

[pzgdr]

fuckin state of them scouse cunts...

[datonedude000]

reminds me of the movie Casino lol

[Blondfoxy83]

of course!3.47-3.52 is like the casino scene!!;-)good reminder!

[puretroubleman]

seriously that game of poker is just messed up.

does anyone know what they are even playing?

[puretroubleman]

who the hell plays 3 card draw

[BackFromNowere]

i aint great with cards so how does the 7 7 4 beat the 10 6 6 someone explain ?

[3y3p0pp3r]

pair of 7s > pair of 6s

[gotafunnyface]

its pairs, two sevenss beat two sixes.

[indiana111111]

what's with the english subtitles for a fargin english movie?

[RudolfMaister]

For deaf people, plus it helps those who don't understand English well. You sometimes can't hear clearly what a character said, so it is helpful to see it written. This is especially good for those who don't have English as their maternal language.

[theyardieman]

them scouse fellas be so funny

[nolungshoodlummir]

that cheatin bastard, i would cut his eyelids off 4 that

[rehanbusuk70]

you could fall in love with an orangutan in that

[nobeard78]

wattsyboi999 the man you played the baptist is lenny mclean he died 10 years ago the film is dedicated to him so i your aunt could not have been seeing him 6 months ago

[BackFromNowere]

Yeah your bang on m8 he died of lung cancer didnt he? so hes bullshitiing

[M0rL33Y]

uuuultra you mugg nobody likes your fuckking cunrty you little pussy BORN IN ENGLAND LIVE IN ENGLAND DIE IN ENGLAND PROPA ENGLISH MOVIE

[creepoffaith]

propa mate, love brittain and this is the best movie ever made all english movies are

- from rep. ireland

[biker1395]

why have english subtitles for an english film... its fucking annoying

[brett4360]

for the hard of hearing or the deaf

[narezul]

not all americans can understand english.... as fucking funny as that sounds but sometimes i dont catch exactly what theyre saying either

[UniteForgetLeftRight]

@narezul dialect is a strange beast isnt it?i had some friends from limmerick ireland they lived less than 5 miles from each other and yet i can only compare francis to brad pitt from snatch lol

[duhhg80]

@narezul if you can't your stupid... there slang is pretty easy too get

[narezul]

@duhhg80 you missed what i was saying... why is it everytime my intelligence is insulted its by someone who cant spell and didnt even understand what i said in the first place...moron, keep it to yourself you fucking cancer of humanity monkey

[robbtheruler]

@narezul great response, mate.

[narezul]

@robbtheruler lol thank you sir, i try my fucking ass off and sometimes i get lucky.

[KlashaB12]

@narezul alot of people get the accents confused with welsh Scottish and even Aussies cuz Londoners speak clear too me and im from birmingham :)

[narezul]

@KlashaB12 lol i do not aussie though maybe for like 2 seconds but mostly just the uk dialects i cant say whos from where. hows birmingham i have a brother who left the states and moved there but i heard theres alot of fucked up junkies there from another friend

[KlashaB12]

@narezul no lie mate its pretty messy here. but the same could be said for america right. birmingham accents are the best lmao not just because im from there but because we pronounce everything how its suppose to be pronounced lmao. the accents nothing like the Londoners but the chavs around here say stupid stuff like "Winda" and all that stuff

[Terrra91]

@narezul I suppose its the same thing when we talk to a Caribbean or maybe an Australian.

[narezul]

@Terrra91 lol logic would say that but its always been the americans who cant understand the rest from what ive seen. lol that doesnt say anything good about us i suppose, but whenever its an english speaker not understanding a different english speaker he seems to be american lol i cant conjure any memories of aussies english or jamiacans asking the american "...waht?"

[leemeires]

@narezul alot of what there saying is cockney slang thats why ......like street talk ....

[DanW900]

@narezul

i watched the movie with the subtitles on. LOL

[UniteForgetLeftRight]

@narezul i was living in germany back in 03, we had some irish neighboors and i could understand most of them except this one guy who was from limerick, he remined me of pikey dialect but the others warned me that calling someone a pikey is calling them trailer trash

[phocia]

so where are you from?

[pitbullasesino]

"scuse me, can you turn this tv down?"

"no"

[ps3sucksassballs]

woman talking like that ? madness. WOMEN KNOW YOUR LIMITS

[DAGATHire]

You all right Kenny?... Kenny???

HAHAHA Quality!

[AberdeenTroop94]

'the big guy who says this is based on a real guy who was a bare knuckle boxer'

Right, you said the big guy who said this is BASED on a real guy, He does'nt have to be based if he's already real its not like he's playing himself is it? Lenny McLean never drowned anyone, so therefore mate he can't be 'based' on anyone. TWAT

[abbas224]

why did eddy lose? he had a pair of 7s and harry had a pair of 6s... how do 6s beat 7s?

[mmu3]

r u blind ? Harry had the 7s not eddy

[DannyJamesRead]

6:06 hahahahahhahahahah fucking bastard that parts hilarious XD

[1971matteo]

If you can't trust an EastEnd gangster to play fair, who can you trust?

[RusselBertrand]

why does he see him??? wanker

[daindabain]

O you facking basterd-the big guy who says this is based on a real guy who was a bare knuckle boxer, look for him on youtube his name is - lenny Mclean.......fucking hard cunt.

[AberdeenTroop94]

based on a real guy? he is the 'real guy' that is Lenny McLean and he's not based on anyone. This isnt a true story mate LOL

[daindabain]

Yes i know, BUT he isn't called Lenny Mclean in this film, is he? NO his names Barry The Baptist. u fucking IDIOT. He's playing a character based on himself, and i never did say the film was true. not once. re-read my comment. ......p.s You Cunt.

[wattsyboi999]

interesting piece of information for ya, my auntie was seeing the guy who plays the baptist up til about 6 months ago so if u want info il get it...

[pzgdr]

seeing him where the bone yard?....

[lifesupportsystem]

i would never play that game of cards that lady dealer exposed everybodys cards and the card on the bottom of the deck is exposed lol

[mineshmphy]

the fuckin sodding shandy drinkin bastard !!! hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha i fuckin luv this film !!

[Forage17]

what is the song at 4.50?

[deadlyfork]

Liar Liar by the castaways.

[yungbldk9]

some1 help so r 3's always high or jus when u got 3 of em?do yall really play that over the other side of the pond,jus seems like poker is a much better game,imo,great flick tho

[Muddkipz]

Your very much mistaken, rofl

[RowanIsKool]

wanna be your dog - iggy pop

[psydrum]

Whats the song that starts at 9:00

PLZZZ HELP ME!!!

THX

[Terminator860]

Why did he play cards with harry? Is he mad?

[cookie228888]

le scene piu belle

[Alienshoes101]

I wanna be your dog - by Iggy pop & the Stooges.

[alteerego]

Fucking good music

[Triplesod]

Well, to be pedantic. Just the Stooges then.

Of course Iggy was with them but it was from their debut album, before the execs recognised Iggy as a star and started using his name on Raw Power.

[bebop234]

oh he got shacked

[LondonForever75]

To call on a pair of 6's with a 10 spare (even if a kicker) is utter lunacy in any game. Yes I know it's a film! - Even so, it's a pair and a middle pair at that. It was a shit bulf with a massive losing chance. If the bluffer knows his game he would have never gone for it....Too much of a risk considering the cards have already come out with the remianing third player and thus reducing the odds even further.

[MarlaSingerIsMyIdol]

*

wow... i don't understand card games at all... i'm good at 21 though (:

[betalaton]

the castaways - liar liar ..... great song

[famermonkey90]

whats the song that starts at 4:45

[jonny232323232323]

however when hatcher harry realised (thanx to barry) that his hand was weaker he would ave had the same reaction as a strong hand

[stokie1999999]

ys it in subs ?

[SCE2AUX]

Hmmm, I think I'd be puking my guts out as well under the circumstances.

[yourshotgunpulse]

can anyone tell me what card game are they playing?

[dmandman333]

she says it, 3 card brag

[junkyjoel]

3 card brag

[anveedi]

sorry, would you explain me what's the meaning of "INNIT"?? maybe it stays for "isn't it", innit?!?!

[lizziewoo]

it means isn't it

[RealDefentertainment]

it`s just a way of the word Isn`t it am right innit?

it originated in London

[jrNinja2]

The reason Eddie was so sure of victory with his pair of sixes was the fact that Harry's pupils begin to shrink in size at 6:30, a sure sign of weak cards. Players who bet 250,000 pounds who actually have a strong hand would get excited, causing the pupils to dilate instead. What is interesting is how Barry knew that he was going to "take him to the cleaners" without any action up until that point.

[thetransporter8585]

i don't get that. the money never left the room, in fact it never left harry's pocket so why would he owe him.

[mkarnerfors]

Eddie bet money he didn't have at the moment.

[killir99]

that guys weird burning peoples feet..

[SSky06]

Can someone explain what the shit these two are doing? In the last clip it said the hand ranks are 333, AAA, KKK, then flushes and straights down to pairs, and these two play a 500,000 pound pot with a pair of 6's and a pair of 7's? Why didn't Eddie fold after he raised him 250k? He was obviously winning by the clips, so if he folds he still would have had money left despite losing 100k, and what does he expect to beat with a pair of fucking sixes?

[LATINOFOLYF]

m8 its a fuckin film

[SSky06]

No kidding, but it doesn't make sense. It would have been better if it was actually a cooler instead of him just going bonkers and calling a 500k bet with basically no hand.

[martingrannholmen]

Omfg its a film!

[SSky06]

That's the point. If you're going to go to the lengths of putting the scene in the film, it could makes sense. Or do you prefer everything half-assed?

This is one of my favorite movies, but this part makes no sense.

[fortuitousnisa]

in my opinion, he wouldve won if that guy with that thing up his sleeve wasnt cheating with the morse code or whatever that thing was.

[betterwatchit]

It was a rigged game. That was why Barry the Baptist had that CCTV system.

[SSky06]

Regardless of being rigged, what does that have to do with Eddie calling so much money off with basically nothing? It's not like they forced him to put all of his money in with garbage and hope to be shown a pure bluff.

[skeptikman]

I agree, it doesn't make sense. I think anyone who has played 3 card would agree. two prials or a bouncer and a prial would make more sense, why call?

[dmandman333]

wouldve ruined the film if he didnt!

[ojideagu]

He obviously thought it was a huge bluff and he did have some kind of hand incase he was wrong.

[mitchbaz007]

hey m8 it is my fave film nice clips

[colinluzio]

I love the way its got subtitles in English for American viewers

[essexboycraig]

You Wanna be More Careful Old Fella! You Very Nearly Took My Mans Head Clean Off With That hahahah thats the best quote goin!

[alukard00]

I so meesed up i want u here...

[prye24]

This is my fav part

[DanielBrennan9]

"not now please, not no' oh u fackin barstard"

lmao

[Mrlanda14]

now lets see his fucking cards...

[teagann]

now lets see his fucking cards

[Lnknprk93]

best quote of the movie...now lets see your fucking cards