Zombie Nightmare - 9/10

[obv3]

"Rick Baker, you've done it again."

Fucking awesome reference.

[PerryPlanet]

"Oh, is your Batmobile in the shop?"

"Shut up..."

[ChaoticYak]

Miss Jane Pittman!

[ChaoticYak]

Mike: You know, I'm really disappointed that ABBA weren't on the soundtrack.

Tom: Really?

Mike: Actually, no. I was just killing time. ...I like Chess though.

[ChaoticYak]

The Lutheran church ladies will be SO surprised in the morning.

[hall9111]

If you are slow and stupid enough to get killed by this guy, you deserve it.

[doodstormer]

Wait, didn't mustache cop attempt to rape somebody and then murder the guy who came to help his victim? How the hell did he even get on the force, let alone so high up on the food chain?

[MrSouthpaw365]

2min and 10 sec. is funny as hell LMAO

[KingSnarf]

I wonder if Lemmy and the rest of Motorhead are embarrassed that this film's soundtrack is on their resume'....

[pretorious700]

Ned Flanders-"How ya diddly doin'"???

[Gigrantula58]

Help me, Spock! Help me!

Goodbye Cesar Romero.

[ChaoticYak]

This IS a really big garage.

[lonelysith66]

This was the weirdest episode of Degrassi High ever!

(Anyone gets that reference, extra points!)

LOL XD

[Harveygod]

On imdb, Frank Dietz actually provides a review. Go check it out.

[creatornat]

"Elvis Patois"...oh my goodness, I lost it.

[Theburn77]

Are you mad sir?

[Rhinoceroscity]

Adam's gun was out of ammo when he was threatening Frank... whoops.

[supermariofan03]

can anyone tell me what the song is from the end credits?

[ChaoticYak]

Aren't you Adam West from Lady Chatterly's Lover 2?

[changyimei]

Ironically they end up busting the Zombie for Tax evasion

Boy i'm dead on my feet!

I've seen some pretty raunchy stuff but that's discusting!

[marshimaroo]

How are you diddly doing?...I'm Batman!

[vampirehunter42]

Never mind, it has a pony tail.

[vampirehunter42]

Kind of funny the guy was so cheezed about cutting his hair, but his zombie has short hair.

[ClamThingy]

Fun Fact: This movie is not legal to watch within 50 meters of someone with a heart condition, or brain cells.

[DarthAzmul]

I knew it! The entrance to hell is in Canada!

[MST3K1506]

@DarthAzmul

If that's the case, then where's Buffy when you need her?

[lonelysith66]

@MST3K1506 Shit went down after season 8 in the comics.

[ownedbyfurytwopoint0]

"aren't you in the wrong neighborhood little girl?"

Mike: "I'm bat man..."

[demboys18]

"Oh, is the bat-mobile in the shop?

"Shut up"

ROFL!!

[JPerez9011]

Crow: "She's hiding behind a WINDOW"

Servo starts breaking down singing 'Rio' by DuranDuran. I fucking love this show. TV is bullshit nowadays!

[ChaoticYak]

What the--This isn't a very effective cemetery.

He just wants to play, sir!

Are you mad, sir?

[ErinIsPunk]

"Her name is Rio and she dan-"

"No, no, no."

[ErinIsPunk]

"How ya diddily doin!"

[Markwarrior1]

Hey i thought nobody messed with adam we? Oh well

[RicktheSick666]

5:51 - 6:09.

[Dulcimerist]

Get in the car, witch!

[watda74]

0:27 T^T

Always breaks my heart when the hot chick gets taken out, esp. one as hot as Tia.

[Firesidetalker]

Admittedly, a decent enough twist. Not a bad movie.

I mean a bad, very bad movie, but not such a bad movie.

[Tareltonlives]

Great, you killed the hot chick in the movie , you stupid zombie.

Our hero: not worth killing

"I'm Batman!"

[changyimei]

@Tareltonlives Is Porno "Actress" Asia Carrera her sister?

[Longknife]

Worst. Protagonist. Ever.

[lonelysith66]

@Longknife Well, he's still better than Henry Townshend from Silent Hill 4.

LOL XD

[KaristaSwiss]

3:00 He explains that he killed the boys FATHER :o

[634devil]

Pantera on the soundtrack!

[daiklaive]

so he leaves the murder weapon that now has his prints on it, near the woman's corpse? that's nice work, Lou.

[ChaoticYak]

YOUUUUUUU SHOOOOOOOT MEEEEEEEE!

[livinintwilightzone]

Her name is Rio and she...

[BryonYoungblood]

Servo: Hey, y'know... Jon Mikl Thor was in the movie, he wrote the music, his band Thor was featured in the soundtrack, incidental music was done by Thor-krestra. He did everything in this movie, he's just like, just like a Michael Landon!

Crow: Oh, so you mean he's a bedwetter?

Servo: No, no, I don't mean he's a bedwetter!

Crow: Well, what're you trying to get at?

Mike: He's a long distance runner?

Bryon

[ChaoticYak]

The paperwork is really mounting here, sir.

[whiskeyify]

I think after Adam West did Batman he became a star and it somehow changed him.

I remember seeing him on "Bewitched" and "Outer Limits" tv shows and he was a pretty decent actor.

His later parts like this he's a jerk.

[gypshasballs22]

IM BATMAN

[mowque]

"Is this song in Esperanto"

[northumberlandview]

"So Hell's right there?" in Montreal?

[ChaoticYak]

This is a really big garage!

[s1lverfalcon]

"This isn't a very effective cemetery."

"They need heavier dirt."

XD

[StArPoNiEz]

'' he just wants to play, sir'' LOL XD!!

[ElveeKaye]

"Um, er, sir? What should I do, sir?"

"HELP ME! FRANK, HELP!"

"Which one of you should I shoot, sir? Can we go to Chi-Chi's now?"

[krankor100]

"How you diddely doin'?"

"I'm Batman!"

[ElveeKaye]

Every time Adam West was on the screen, I kept thinking, "Don't you know who I am?? I'm the goddamn Batman!"

[sobe7766]

LOL at 2:04 wonder years theme

[Kinemacolour]

"Is that true?"

"That's true."

[Mandi7882]

"You were the bestest Batman ever...Goodbye Caesar Romero!" LOL!!!

[XPhile10131121]

"What the..? This isn't a very effective cemetary."

lol

[lonelysith66]

Yeah, really. They must've been using non-union during its construction!

XD

[DMCdawg]

"Don't be afraid, Frank... he won't bite you."

He might snap your neck, but he won't... bite you.

[GunshyPigeon]

you were the best batman ever!!! thank you Ceasar Romero!!! lol

[dresden51]

"Wow! So Hell's right there!"

"Yeah, that's why you should call before you dig."

[TheThreadWeaver]

Huh. So the Dad from the beginning killed him? Well, that actually is a neat twist. too bad the rest of the movie was crud.

[SeoulMan]

Even neater must be the fact that he calls him a "douchebag", if I'm not mistaken, before he drags him down.

[TomMSTie]

Pantera were on the soundtrack!?!?

[Capng123]

I'm guessing they were in one of the scenes that was edited out/cut down.

[TomMSTie]

Possibly.

[sleepyhollow783]

@TomMSTie Yes Pantera was on it somewhere, but remember during these years they were in their "Power Metal" stage. "Cowboys From Hell" marked the huge style change. Still good stuff. :-)

[TomMSTie]

@sleepyhollow783 Thank you.

[Amack2]

She's hiding behind a WINDOW!

[TheInnerSanctuary]

"Youuuu ssshhot meee~!"

[SeoulMan]

"Youuuu sonuva~"

[NepperCat]

Was it the same zombie in the whole film? How'd his hair suddenly get short?

[Reelbigearth]

I guess it was because the zombies energy was being lost?

[TheThreadWeaver]

No, the zombie at the end was the dad from the beginning, I think.

[PorcelainRequiem]

"What would you think if I sang out of tune?"

XD Love Servo's Joe Cocker.

[ShadesofScorpius]

"Well.. .Hell's right there!!"

"Yeah, that's why you should call before you dig!"

[soandsothree]

some notes about the cemetary part: that's the same roaring from the part where Tony kills Peter and Susie. also i think that might be Tony's dad b/c does anybody notice his body off to the left? one last thing: i give this movie the award for coolest ending in a MST monster movie.

[SeoulMan]

It's safe to assume it must've been Tony's dad. At 5:02, it almost sounds like he says "douche bag", which would probably be appropriate for Churchman since he murdered him. All comes full circle.

[NUTCASE71733]

Mike: How'd he do that!?

I dunno.... Chaos Control maybe?

[MeiRyoko]

I think when you become a monster or a slasher, you get the power of teleportation.

[TomMSTie]

Maybe in a few years someone will do a remake and we find out Canada has an elaborate series of tunnels, and that's how he got around.

[MovieCreep96]

@TomMSTie ....funny you should mention that......

[TomMSTie]

@MovieCreep96 Yeah I kinda got that from the thing with the deal there.

[Kinemacolour]

I swear Adam West is so bad he makes Shatner look like a great artist.

[garethac81]

@Kinemacolour

Oh, come on! Adam West is the best actor in this by a country mile. Admittedly that's not saying much, but he's still the only one who's convincing as a professional actor! Shatner's massively underrated, too...go watch Boston Legal.

[livinintwilightzone]

@garethac81 Shatner rules!! Yeah!!!

[trapadoored]

@garethac81

yeah-but how could they not make a joke about when he said "zombies lose there energy after they revenge themselves!" They should have made an "every kid knows that!" (from Merlin's shop of mystical wonders)style comment.

It's such a ridiculous line -but it's the scripts fault, Adam West does a good job.

[vampirehunterme]

only one joke was missing from this whole episode.

"i'm the GODDAMN BATMAN!"

[countblah31]

HELP ME SPOCK!!! HELP ME!!!!

[Dragmack]

This isn't a vert effective cemetary. They need heavier dirt.

Wow, Hell's right there! That's why you need to look where you dig!

[Gellarfan666]

Imagine Tia Carrere running to Mamma Mia. Hmmm....

[sokarsfleet]

Oh so Adam was the young thug that killed the guys father before he joined the force.

[MovieSign2525]

Yeah...I didn't know that until I read it in the ACEG. >_>;;

[SeoulMan]

That seems convoluted, even for a B-movie (or not?). You'd think that police anywhere would require criminal or background checks when hiring people, and sure as heck wouldn't hire anyone who's murdered people.

Unless he managed to get away with it, or if it was an oversight by the police.

[dweebcentric]

it was an oversight by someone alright!

[princesstamika]

And almost raped the voodoo lady.

[Harveygod]

@sokarsfleet Awww, spoiler.

[SeoulMan]

Oh is your Batmobile in the shop?

[popecorkyI]

Shaddup

[Sudenak]

She's hiding behind...a WINDOW!