Army of Darkness quotes

[SystamaticDream]

Almost perfect man, nice throw back but you missed one of my favorites.

"Shop smart. shop S-mart. YOU GOT THAT?"

[agjami1]

Duke Nukem graduated Badassery at Ash Williams University.

[loveblue12340]

This is my Boomstick and give me some sugar baby!!!!!!!!!!

[malcolm9001]

XXXDDD LOL

[kex926]

I just watched this with my friend the other night.

Best decision of my life :D

[isaacduckworth]

Give me some sugar baby!!

[tonydragon784]

See this... THIS IS MY BOOMSTICK!

[gfskill2]

The necronomicon part was the funniest

Goes to show, Shotgun = Survival rate +50%

[182akatsuki]

badassery at it's finest, folks

[mattehFLCL]

shop smart. s mart

[DogOfHades]

You forgot one of the best "Good...Bad... I am guy with the gun"

[rivlas]

I actually had a voicepack for Baldur's gate from this movie, it was great

[XxBioshockxXgod13]

"Hail to the King, Baby"= Duke Nukem

[whailman]

VGA Workers, thank you.

[Hammi4Real]

i know this is pretty stupid but LMAO @ 0:33 with transcribed audio

[111pikachu]

"swallowed the juice said the words now here I am" ....that's what she said

[docsis3]

GROOVY 

[FalkenZR]

@ 48 sec, best..first you wanna kill me, now you wanna kiss me..

[crazynut2]

Press 4 and 7 to hear some bad ass breathing!

[ROFLSoldiers]

Klatu Varata Nphrlghhmmph ! ;)

[YippieKiYay101]

HAIL TO THE KING?????

[Crumbleberry]

Press 5. This... is my BOOMSTICK!

[dinuguan510]

Mitt Romney early in his career.

[10JWoww]

You forgot one...."Get off of me you crazy bitch!" XD

[guybrushthreepwood15]

swallowed the juice,said the words and here i am.... hahahahahahahahah nobody beats Ash,hail to the king baby!!!

[cyrus138]

I'd love to be him for Halloween but I figure it's pointless if I can't pull off the chin.

[akaryuu08]

@cyrus138 nobody can pull off that chin :D

[sensation352]

Housewares......

[Book2MovieBitch]

You know you're intimidated by Bruce Campbell when he tells you your shoelaces are untied, when you're wearing steel armor and aren't even sure what shoe "laces" are.

[trappedinmydream]

"shop smart, shop s-mart" is that how it goes? Kinda forgot

[Colossus3999]

And if any of you primates puts your hands on me again!

[LEETxLTM]

"Groovy"

[jemlesvideo]

" Allright you primitive screwhead, listen up ! "

You forgot this one !

[SuperErich1980]

Lady Im afraid Im going to have to ask you to leave the store. Lol. Hilarious.

[theplock99]

THIS IS MY BOOMSTICK!!!!!!!!

[gronnie48]

I never even saw these assholes before!

[MrYousoslick]

clatoo verada neGaUHHHH! ima start using that

[sfadan]

@jomo999 Yeah I just looked at IMDB and Bruce will only have a cameo. The director says that they will try to honor the original, but I sense disappointment ahead for those of us who are fans of AoD.

[JMBryant23]

Hail to the king

[ConagherAxe]

They actually made an iPod game of this, with direct quotes :D best iPod game ever

[Alchymyst02]

Hail to the king, baby.

[NoGoodBoyo1000]

Bruce Campbell is where zombies go to die.

[xadam2dudex]

that was a funny movie....a cult classic

[arsedoctor]

missed out so many great quotes: 'groovy' after he crushes the goblet. 'i aint that good' and 'catapults.....hiyahhh!!!!' and many others!

[arsedoctor]

the quote is 'oooh that's got to hurt' after he shoots her. By the way, Army of Darkness is the greatest film ever made.

[SpocksBeard64]

the very last one is my favourite

[barrykulmann]

"...good, bad.. .IM the one with the gun."



[rbdzntsfrlk]

This is a terrible film

[XSuperTortugaX]

@rbdzntsfrlk Are you kidding this film was so Cheesy in a good way!

I love this film! Never gets old.

[BluePhantom27]

@rbdzntsfrlk

Looks like your on your own with that opinion. I bet you were in a terrible film, it was called Fucked Four Ways, it involved 3 midgets and a donkey!! Go watch your Harry butthole Potter -cartman

[chucksrus84]

@BluePhantom27 Lmao, I read that and cracked up. Sprayed soda all over my keyboard...couldn't stop giggling. Thanks for the laughs!

[marksmissingagain]

bruce campbell 4 president baby

[sfadan]

Evil Dead 4 is in the works!!!

[friguy400]

@sfadan holy shit it is!

[jomo999]

@sfadan sadly no it isn't, they are doing a remake of the original though which, frankly, nobody wants. I want Bruce back fighting deadites! Not Hollywood defiling a classic...

[JibbyJedi]

Where's the Bruce Campbell vs Chuck Norris movie?

[SpocksBeard64]

@JibbyJedi They were going to try that but scientists discovered it would create a paradox and everyones heads would explode.

[Morahman7vnNo2]

Wow! I actually remember watching this as a kid.

[marshall14879]

GREAT ACTOR!!!

[DusterCoat]

"See this, this is my BOOMSTICK!"

[ancalagonyt]

"Shop smart. Shop S-Mart."

[sevenaya]

I love when ash says to Arthur,

"Your shoelaces are untied."

And Arthur gets that look on his face like...hold on, no I don't...hmmm...I'm pretty sure I don't but...what if I do? Should I look? No, I don't have shoelaces, I'm not even wearing shoes? BUT WHAT IF I HAVE UNTIED SHOELACES!?!?!?!

Looks.

[kedordu]

@sevenaya

classic

[Troop3r666]

@sevenaya its more like "wth is a shoelace?"

[SystamaticDream]

@sevenaya Actually based of ancient armors, their boots and Leather shin guards under there armor are always laced up, armor has multiple layers, just not bare feet and skin in a tin can ;)

[ghostface7108]

U GOT EVERY THING BUT GOOD BAD IM THE GUY WITH THE GUN

[Rezz316]

"Lady I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to leave the store." You forgot another classic one though "Good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun."

[Spinwheeling]

Hail to the king baby!

[100nitrog]

How could you leave out "Hail to the king, baby"?

[michaelmabel]

This has always been my favorite movie. I wish they would have filmed another one.

[gabe9585]

@michaelmabel they made comics "ash saves obama" "freddy vs. jason vs. ash"

[icecreamhitlers]

@gabe9585 and marvel zombies vs. army of darkness

[michaelmabel]

This has always been my favorite movie. I wish they would have filmed another one.

[DeathBlade182]

Bruce Campbell is the fucking man.

[AvPpLaYeR130]

Thumbs up if you always use quotes from this movie

[DemonLogos]

@AvPpLaYeR130 Groovy

[george2p]

@ironmaidenforlife1 well thets obvious my friend, they even stole ash´s phrase:" hail to the king baby"

[KingCommando32]

8 deadites disliked this vid

[buster20010]

He forgot to say job after the word blow.

[isosexytoyou]

you forgot some quotes

[Beastrider9]

Campbell...You magnificent bactard I READ YOUR BOOK!!! Make Love! The Bruce Campbell Way, it was really good.

[kfeve11]

I LOVE BRUCE!!! He is amazing. I would totally be a groupie for him!!!

[swansdaughter]

Great writing in this film!

[lllDevilbytheDeedlll]

You forgot one great scene that I really love....

"Tell me, are all men from the future... LOUDMOUTHED BRAGGARTS!!!"

"Nope... just me baby... just me... X))

[skeletal13]

@lllDevilbytheDeedlll He also forgot the "Alright, you primitive screwheads..." just before "this is my BOOMSTICK!"

[mysterymanryan]

Duke Nukem stole the quotes from army of darkness

[MountRockMoore]

Sexy. cool, funny, Bruce Campbell

[fcosta3909]

Some of these are From duke nukem. "good bad I'm the guy with the gun" is from the old PC game blood.

[george2p]

@fcosta3909 actually duke stole them

[dannyboy12357]

you missed "are all men from the future loudmouth braggarts....no just me baby"

[krchmarus]

Why do I have the feeling some of these words come from Duke Nukem

[444Tazer]

@krchmarus This movie was made before Duke was conceived. The things Duke says pay homage to movies like Army of Darkness, Dirty Harry, Jaws, Aliens, etc.

[WestmountRavens]

A couple of things missing:

"Groovy" and "Hail to the king baby!"

[joemama114]

I know it's bad but I was still hoping for...

"Name's Ash, Ash C'atchem!"

"Shotgun I choose you!"

[FenrirTheDarkWolf]

@mediolagana Yes there were bad things, as with all civilizations and all parts of the human history, but there were events of great magnitude towards human evolution, such events that, had not taken place, and OUR civilization wouldn't have so many good things as it does. And how am i ignorant just by not knowing you exact location? What i know is that you have the maturity of a twelve year old.

[FenrirTheDarkWolf]

@mediolagana It was also the era in which Universities were created, science started to evolve in the late Middle Ages setting the bases for the knowledge gathering attitude of the Renaissance, nations were forged and fought for their independence, giving birth to national identities and entire countries. To say that a thousand years of history were ALL bad is what proves that you're an ignorant fuck who knows nothing more than what he sees on movies.

[FenrirTheDarkWolf]

@mediolagana You must be some fucking american Redneck to say that. Go shoot some anvils up into the air, and chew some tobacco you fucking moron.

[messeduppupxboxlive]

this..... is my BOOMSTICK!!!

[drhoobad]

"Oooh God, it's getting BIGGER!"

[SamND1967]

Where is "hail to the king" and "groovy"? Those were the best ones!

[shniggle99]

you know you've done something right when simply shooting a zombie over your shoulder without saying a word becomes a "quote"

[CyrusHarteis]

@shniggle99 Truth. lol

[Agent1W]

@shniggle99 Funny that 'Victorian Duke' from Duke Nukem Zero Hour did the same thing when a zombie snuck up on him while talking to the present-day Duke Nukem. Interesting easter egg!

[Snargifer]

You missed the really good ones..... ^_^

[ScathingSarcasm]

Listen up you ingrates... this... is my BOOMSTICK! *gasp* :D Heeeeellz yeah.

[deathwishtaco]

Hail to the king baby.

Groovy.

This... is my BOOMSTICK!!!

All of those were missing from this video.

[wrabit79]

what about ....gimme some sugar baby...

[matmoo30]

Burn notice

[spencerpe22]

Lady i'm going to have to ask you to leave the store.

[Jammer4181]

yo she bitch

[gmankillz]

this...IS MY BOOMSTICK! i love this movie!

[lannlann]

"I may be bad, but I feel Gooood"

[StrategosAlucard]

Happy "Ash Wednesday" everyone!

[fan4life34]

GROOVY!!!!!!!!!!

[fan4life34]

I'LL SWALLOW YOUR SOUL!!!!

[fan4life34]

A REAL CULT CLASSIC!!!!!!!

[fan4life34]

GIVE ME SOME SUGAR BABY!!!!! COME GET SOME!!!

[Incognito1986]

"Klatu...Barada...Nic(cough cough cough)....there....I said it..."

[shadowrunner54]

"I got news for you pal, you aint leading but two things right now. Jack and shit...and Jack left town."

Great line, but my absolute favorite.

"Wait a minute...you gottan understand, man...I never even saw these ASSHOLES before."

[night7729]

6 people didn't leave the store.

[TinyHarmlessRobots]

KLATU....BARADA.....NIC*COUGH COUGH HACK*

[Ianbrown1120]

This is my BOOMSTICK!

[crackyhoss]

where's the, "hey what's that you got on your face?"

[Jman4Life45]

This is evidence that Bruce Campbell is awesome.

[davidls11]

Better than The Human Centipede but not as good as Forbidden Zone.

[ultamatebeatlefan]

That's just pillow talk, baby

[hoggiebearz]

Dude that's sam x

[alucardnolifeking222]

Groovey 

[azaxman]

Is that Mitt Romney?

[ZEROVSFLIP2]

Hey she bitch !!!

[NubeNegra619]

6 deadites dislikes this video

[Campbell1004]

This is the greatest movie ever made. Its better than all six of the Star Wars Movies put together.

Come on Fanboys, lets have at it.

[DarkGift1]

6 Dislikes? FFS! Are you serious? Why is there a dislike button/option anyway?

[inc2000glw]

first u wanna kill me...then u wanna make love to me...blow lol

[roidavidsen]

@inc2000glw

wrong. its

first u wanna kill me. Now you want to kiss me. blow

[XmanOsteelX]

He's like a one handed Duke Nukem' ^_^ BADAZZ

[awesomemann1234]

aww i wanted to see the "it was never ment for the world of the living" quote D:

[shmuli9]

The part I remember most about this movie is where they threw Ash into a pit that had some kind of monster in it...

[tiiufishel]

when i first watched this movie that shebitch really scared me

[FenrirTheDarkWolf]

This is some god awful piece of cinema here.

[PenguinofDestruction]

@FenrirTheDarkWolf apparently you don't know what a good classic movie is, it's not like they had absolutely amazing special effects like they do now, this is a 90s film, and it is an amazing 90s film at that, and is better than most recent films, since it actually has a PLOT and STORY (and Bruce Campbell :D).

[FenrirTheDarkWolf]

@PenguinofDestruction and totally desecrates European medieval culture with a bunch of retarded american working class hero oneliners. Total and utter crap.

[XmanOsteelX]

@FenrirTheDarkWolf thats what makes it awesome ^_^

[FenrirTheDarkWolf]

@XmanOsteelX I find it repulsive. It celebrates ignorance.

[Comickid1000]

@FenrirTheDarkWolf Your face celebrates ignorance.

[FenrirTheDarkWolf]

@Comickid1000 And yours celebrates a load of cum.

[Comickid1000]

@FenrirTheDarkWolf You seriously replied to that? C'mon, it wasn't meant as an actual insult. It was meant as a shitty insult. I mean, seriously. "your face" that is pretty much the definition of retarted comebacks

[GarlicPudding]

@FenrirTheDarkWolf MST3K Mantra: "IT'S JUST A MOVIE".

Seriously? 'Desecrates medieval culture'?

Come on, man; it's a comedy! Learn to take a joke....

[LeQuack147]

@FenrirTheDarkWolf medieval culture's already been desecrated like a virgin on prom night, so I'm not sure what you're so upset about.

[ellnats]

best zombie movie ever made by mankind

[RusticLou]

Good? Bad? i am the guy with the gun...

[BBoyPhreshershist]

Groovy.

[Amesang]

Ah, c'mon! You totally missed:

"Good. Bad. I'M the guy with the gun."

[ARFFormula]

Hi, my name is Ash...Housewares LOLOLOLOLOL

[dreamcastdc]

Get your Bruce Campbell fix with Burn Notice.

[AngelusSpkGrrl]

@dreamcastdc and he's still the guy with the gun

[Reed1788]

those 6 dislikes never saw the movie

[HawkXe]

love the klatu barata niktu part.

[myboomstick]

best video in all of youtube - 5/5 will watch again....and again and again...

[commander144]

6 ppl are running jack and shit...

...and jack left town

[THEMOCKMAN]

"klato nepti ahhcooochhhchchcah"

[75211javier]

THIS IS MY BOOM STICK!! LOL

[AnubisMeso]

swallowed the juice, said the words, and here I am" ........can be taken to SOOO many different places with that one HAHAHA!!

[StMcAwesomeX45]

I like how at 1:10 he coughs to try and trick the spirits