FedEx commercial with John Moschitta

[Futurevoiceactor]

He was an awesome autobot! him and robert stack and Judd nelson and Lionel Stander, and Casey Kasem

[lessobvious]

I had a boardgame that used VHS tapes to play it... showed this ad and some Wendy's ads mentioned in the info. Oh, gone are the days of truly immersive interactive entertainment.

[Djbrandone1]

Thumbs up if Steve Angello sent you!

[peterborg83]

Steve Angello mob on their way !!!!!!!

[thethinroom]

angello sent me



[darrenholcomb42]

Temporal Express-when it absolutely, positively has to be there last year.

[VARDACO17]

IM NOT A COMMERCIAL LOVER BUT I THINK THIS ONE IS THE BEST OF ALL TIMES EVER

[HarryIsTheGamingGeek]

At 0:35 his eyes look up. This is a sign he is trying incredibly hard to remember something. See how fixed, motionless and rigid they are?

[wazzupmatt]

heard something about d*ck and dan

[wazzupmatt]

he's gone but not as fast as Fran Capo

[OscarBravoUSA]

An absolute gem. From about 1983, this ad won four Clio awards including, not surprisingly, best male lead performance.

[TheStarryArcher1213]

I can't believe that the guy can talk so fast. Then again, he IS the voice of Blurr from Transformers, both G1 and Animated.

I love how everyone was talking so fast in this commercial, not just Mr. Moschitta. XD

[Hot80s]

go back to the name Federal Express not gayass fed ex.

[LordvGum]

omg who's better?

Micro Machines guy, or this guy?  o_O

[mellotrongirl]

What a classic!! Didn't quite catch the first sentence from the hired interviewee tho'!!

[wafflesan1]

fuck yourself

[SSHeil123]

better get tested

[lambyiii]

LOLOL...What's the deal with Dick? Dick, gotta go.....omg i love this commercial.

[CaptainAshSpearow]

I'd use FedEx knowing that Blurr from Transformers did ads for it.

[illuminatioracle]

Don, it's a dork with a dick dick Dave

[Teenterror983]

Whoa. That business means business

[MasterOfMonopoly]

He is speaking to fast

[jacquovia]

He should do Jimmy John's commercials.



[donkwich]

Man this guy is like fuck commas

[Bienaime76]

Hilarious!!!!

[MrKingstef11]

wilsonnnn!!!!!!!!

[MrGH420]

Can you wait 15 seconds? Ill wait 15 seconds lol

[pedobear41]

He still holds this record

[scottholtzapple]

Am I the only one that finds this commercial to be rather surreal?

[turner03122]

This guy once held the Talking World Record with 586 words per minute...His secretary needed a Tape Recorder

[xNARAxCRAZYA55x]

EPIC

[SomeOtherDude279]

imagine this guy was your English teacher...

O_O

[heeleyboy11]

@SomeOtherDude279 Dude class could be done early because of his fast talk

[TheRANDOMKid9]

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[MyNameIsDaBomb]

Press 5 for "I'll wait 15 seconds"

[TheBlackWhiteDog]

You know, I'm actually tired..

[InTheBase1]

he is a fucking mega version of busta rhymes

[Trisscarr]

press 2 for mah board

[pictureisup1]

He should rap

[DarrenWatson64]

25 people couldn't keep up with John Moschitta

[FlyingFocs]

Is it just me, or do you hold your breath while he's talking?

[PartyInMyPants428]

so that's what fedex stands for

[jfebland]

He says "Yew Nork" instead of "New York" and "Don, it's a dork with Dick, Dave, and Dick." instead of "Don, it's a deal..."

[pumishumi]

try saying THAT 3 times fast!

[Satire4]

Very funny commerical! On some level it reminds me of Chaplin`s Movie Modern Times. The fast paced work environment in the office similar to Chaplins ultra fast assembly line. Here the guy has to talk ultra fast to keep up, in Modern Times, the worker tries to keep up with the speed of the assembly line. Maybe that` s why this commercial became an all time classic.

[SquidellySpoochGirl2]

oh my god, Blurr <3 i love this guy

[GermanWithHumor]

Allt Time Classic. Hilarious!

[popo9008]

Damn!!!

[PyaraSaBandhan]

LOL

[JakeFrankie]

anyone ever pointed out that he says "Yew Nork" instead of "New York" in the beginning?

[dragondancer1814]

It's a wonder these people don't trip over their own tongues! Should we ticket them for speeding?

[prowlboy39]

blurr.

[TheLegendaryDelta]

fuck i blinked i miss the whole thing

[ivodarockstar1]

0:12 Wafa Wafa Wafa

#lol

[pridelander06]

That was more than 15 seconds.

[DjDisic]

"In Order To Get Something Done, You Got To Do Something, In Order To Do Something, You Gotta Get To Work, So Lets Get To Work."

BEST. MEETING. EVER!

[Robocorpse1]

@PissedPlayinPimp hahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!­!

[leobx5479]

this guy is faster than my Verizon 4G

[gotjuice9]

John Moschitta >>>>>>>>>> Tech9, Twista, Busta Rhymes, BoneThugs, etc..

[MrGodkid]

what impresses me is... he actually looks like he wants to be saying what he's saying... like if you asked "what did you just say?" he would know!

[UltraMagnusLovur]

@MrGodkid XD i understand him word for word XD

[abobjenkins]

Blurr (from Transformers)

[sparten6913]

it took for then fifteen seconds!!!

[steveb817]

Actually the new Jet Blue commercial wil John Moschitta brought me here!

[mrgames33]

big fan of him i n those Commercials and was transformers too and think cool now and glad he on tv with new  Commercial now.

[soylentteal]

Best. Commercial. Ever.

[kakorot84]

I...admire this guy so much...I want to be that awesome.

[Netsaver]

O_O o_O O_o Holy crap is he a comedian!?

[TurkStudio]

If John Moschitta was running for president. I would vote for him

[mistakind]

Just open  this youtube.com/watch?v=QLx60TZ9_T­8

and then this video 2g4

[denelson83]

Schnittler had to wait an extra seven seconds.

[sha11235]

I wonder if his tongue ever got a hernia. This is pre-Jeff Dunham.

[Turdman12]

He RAPED that commercial

[elliott1996jsr]

is this guy the scat man

[steve355]

He's older now, but still has his fastball; watch for a couple of Jet Blue ads

that have started airing...

[MegatronTarantulas]

fuck yeah blurr

[ExiZeNation]

wow this sucks

[67tr876]

@ExiZeNation you suck and suck dick too

[maduraelknockout]

I'm stressed just to see this, omg.

[ThatsThaFactJack]

Oh yea,i remember this,but havent seen it in ages.....Btw,check out the wizard of oz fedex commercial,its under suggested videos to the right ;-)

[polpotsdog]

thumbs up your bum for fun.

[golfwidow]

@MrGysbertiHodenpyl TARDIS Express when it absolutely, positively, has to be there yesterday.

[TheBadShaman]

@MrGysbertiHodenpyl Who?

[321Kraken]

@MrGysbertiHodenpyl give me that video, because i'm not from Adam!)

[balbarith45]

man this guy needs to be on a jimmy johns commercial.

[Nightmaregirl242]

I now feel honored to liv ein pittsburgh xD

[paulconrad]

666,666 viewer

[JRserver]

Thumbs up if the Nostalgia Critic brought you here.

[nigahiga68]

Click video.

Hold down 7.

Listen to John being jewish.

[Hugsproductionz]

lol keep pressing 8

[justinoakley999]

the world cant handle this much awesome!

remember how useless those micro machines were?... neither can i? because HE knew how to sell a product.

[fs10inator]

Micro Machines guy?

[DemonsGlory]

My teacher showed my class this in school

[bakes789]

@DemonsGlory that is awesome.

[Yardbird68]

I always loved this commercial....to me, most of todays commercials are just plan annoying!! And get muted when they come on..........

[kevinc1001]

Can u imagine, if this guy could rap? Lil Wayne would be a fry cook at McDonalds.

[FridayKnight123]

@kevinc1001  Who the fuck is Adam Savage.

[kevinc1001]

@FridayKnight123 Beats the hell out of me.

[NightmareSummon]

@FridayKnight123 The crazy guy from MythBusters.

[MegaBeerwolf]

@kevinc1001 Lil Wayne already can't rap. First off, he buys alla his beats then he can't even keep time with 'em. He's Weak. He's unoriginal. He's a sucka.

[sparten6913]

@MegaBeerwolf dude shut the fuck up it's an oppinion i like lil wayne you czn't say he sucks if you don't like him

[MegaBeerwolf]

@sparten6913 I CAN'T say he sucks? WRONG. HE SUCKS LILA BITCH WAYNE SUX HE SUX HE SUX HE SUX HE SUCKS HES A SUCKA HE SUX HE SUCKS. Looks like I said it a whole buncha times, fool. LOL!!!

[MegaBeerwolf]

@sparten6913 No go get your fuckin' shinebox. 

[sparten6913]

@MegaBeerwolf people don't like music and people do if you don't like someone you can't say they suck it's annoying when you say that ur a hater and haters don't get girls and they can suck there own dick cause thts the only thing they can get

[mariomguy]

@kevinc1001 If this guy could rap, imagine how long it would take him to write a 4-minute single!

[kevinc1001]

@mariomguy About one minute.

[MUSCLES603]

@kevinc1001 LMAO TRUE!!!!!!!

[the06bug]

@kevinc1001 Let's hope Lil Wayne don't burn my shake.

[kevinc1001]

@the06bug Lets hope not lol.

[MrManfly]

i hate commercials, but i absolutely loved these ones! sooooo funny!!  :-D

[stellabecca24]

NICE!

[bryanneize]

man this guy talks very fast

[TripleAces78]

I wish i could read the the way he speaks for my exams revision

[danrotman]

you know he can say 586 words per minute

[JDFrates]

cállate la boca

[Robi2009]

Blurr!

[justmeandyourmom]

my internet was to slow to keep up with him... :(

[Bodabem]

sorry i blinked, can you please do it again? slower please :)

[MrTheevilmage]

I wish he could do audio books :P

[mikejada1]

LOL! I've forgotten all about this! Never cared for it as a younger feller. But it sure gave me a good laugh now!

[XVINICIUSFERNANDESX]

When this guy breathes?

[CST44Ounce]

@XVINICIUSFERNANDESX Never, thet's how he breathes

[Kozlaxyz]

press 4 for "zwei pig" lol

[akuma556]

epic ad

[EarthBolt100]

I just noticed this... But that meeting room is four walls and a roof. Literally; there is NO DOOR. XD

[earlylatebrunch]

This dude should do Auctions

[EarthBolt100]

Watching this early in the morning is... An efficient way to get your day started.

[jjw2680]

wow.. can any native english speaker speak like this??

[RoboCorpse3000]

@jjw2680 All English speakers can do this. We just didn't tell you.

[49860]

he played blur on transformers

[Mrhappyemomuffin]

press 8 for dick

[Brav0ZuluForever]

One day in school the period was almost over and we weren't finished yet so our teacher read like that xD it was awesome

[Iamoldenough92]

The scene with Peter was amazing. Pure talent. Anyone else would have lost the sentence in a rolled tongue in two seconds.

[JetJockey2312]

Is that Joe Lo Truglio from The State playing the waiter in the background of the "Can I call you Pete?" part? Looks like him.

[SYDSTL80]

"Peter,may I call you Pete?"

"call me Pete."

"Pete"

[MrNepatsfan]

I miss the days when our ad people ame up with memorable ads. Now every one of the ads sucks.

[BPhoenixProductions]

@MrNepatsfan

the ads are now diamonds

[Jurassic0Al]

@MrNepatsfan- I think the Geico commercials are pretty funny, and creative. They at least still know how to make commercials worth watching. But otherwise, I know what you mean. The other day I barked "PLYMOUTH!" every time the guy said "Toyota" in a commercial for one of their cars or another receiving an award. The idea I came up with was that the Plymouth Breeze had invaded the future and stolen a Toyota's award. Much funnier than the real commercial.

[Retro7]

Wow did he even breathe through all that?

[Nightrider749]

rosann623 is obviously a ups employee...nobody else thinks ups is better than fedex

[TheBlackWhiteDog]

My ears are gonna fall off!

[whitfkl318nu]

I'm plum tuckered..

And all i did was sit here..

[London667568]

yup got it all mr John Moschitta, favoutrite ad ever

[London667568]

People thought i spoke fast

[zangetsu9196]

I wouldn't want John Moschitta as my teacher or boss.

[Robi2009]

Blurr!

[xxNailFirexx]

there's a guy named dork?

[SouthParkRocks9]

@RamJet94

Fuck you the first twobeatles have allready died now u want the last ones dead u shouldnt even commented cause it aint fucking funny u fag stick to ur justin bieber

[rosanne623]

if anyone wants to get anything done, they need to go with "UPS", Fed EX is so freakin slow and 2day delivery turned into a freakin week, WTF if i would of known that i would of just clicked on standard shipping....DONT DO FEDEX THEY SUCK...slower then a slow..

[hihowareyoudoin100]

thumbs up if family guy brought you here

[ramjet94]

i feel funny....;*goes into trance like state* KILL THE LAST TWO BEATLES! KILL THE LAST TWO BEATLES!!!!!

[Blody1337]

lolz it amazes me how fast he talks xD

[MaryStewart]

lol! COOL ADVERT! FEDEX SAVES THE DAY!

[xxPatheticEmoxx]

How does he not laugh?!

[xxPatheticEmoxx]

This raises a question, who is the better pitch man, Mr. Moschitta or Jim Varney as Ernest?

[AMTModollas]

Thumbs up if family guy led you to this XD

[rebelm1nd]

@AMTModollas what episode of family guy?

[AMTModollas]

@rebelm1nd "FOX-y Lady"

[liiarin1]

17 people have tryed to be like that guy, just with the hand, but they failed :( they should press like very very fast but missed and pressed dislike :(

[whoo689]

Has anyone ever noticed that FedEx's name IS kind of weird considering the term "federal" is more applicable and used when referring to GOVERNMENT, and FedEx is a private company? National Express would've done just fine ;)

Just something that's always been on my mind.

[jackedsamurai772]

I love alliteration

[thortun15]

17 people have full heads of hair

[helldragon13]

Wow. Just wow. If John was professor or teacher in school, I'm willing to bet that a lot of peoples mind would explode or implode by how fast he talks. Imagine it happening you would be like " uhh..... Oh I get " *head explodes*

Damn I'm amazed that understood what he was saying.

[Elthenar]

@helldragon13 IIRC he played a teacher on Saved by the Bell. Can't remember, I haven't seen that show in like 15 years.

[Titan990]

If school was like that, my head would explode of shear awesomeness

[DavetheRave35]

I cant talk that fast, but i could actually understand clearly wot he said.... same with 'Vicky Pollard' from 'Little Britain' :/

[The7legacy]

Man, I wish I could talk that fast.

[Deeballa7]

i like how the meeting people are all bald

[EscapeDummy]

all the "d" alliteration at the end was really impressive

[HaloElitesrule]

This guy is a legend, he can speak 586 words a minute.

[schmittl1]

at 0:30 his are rolled up so i think john is asleep

[microdon2]

WOW.  That is AMAZING!! LOVE IT!!

[wolheart555]

It's like...what...and why...



[maestrularmelor]

what the....0.o

[laaxe]

Reminds me of some of todays speed rappers, who you haven't even got a clue as to what their precious words mean!

Such a great statement about the BS crazy expectations corporate America has of their koolaid drinkers!

[Crashdance22]

17 people weren't fast enough to keep up.

[BobCubTAC]

That guy was freakin' amazing. I'm STILL LMAO to this!!

Just like the Wendy's "Where's The Beef?" commercial, this was another one of the 10 greatest commercials in this country's history. They don't make 'em like this anymore!