How to Get Girls, Job Choice, Boobs on Boys

[GameBoysToMen]

Hey he's playing with TmarTn. xD

[TompanX]

C++ is awsume

[SudsyDuds]

how do i submit mail?

[tylolmac]

mooo

[70ewong]

hey guys, sub to me i sub back quickly! Also please subscribe for a chance to win a $25 itunes card, psn card, or microsoft points! Please watch my video review on my new ps vita! Thanks, have a nice day!

[Martinsrulesd00d]

i liked the video as soon as it said i will kill a puppy if you don't, lmfao

[trentsimmons20]

The breast thing is normal its like a lump in your nipple its a type of puberty effect. I had it it went away

[jdarocha01]

the last email sounds like my syndrome

[TruthFromTheHeart]

Hey woody I cant find your email in the link how do I ask you a question?

[MrCageXXX]

woody, if you have loads of hormonal teens asking for dating advice just put out a video specificly for that then that would leave more room in mail mondays :D

[vemtion]

in all of your mail mondays i see 'lasvegasbarbie' in the suggested

[VenomousPolarbear]

LIKE IF YU SAW TMARTIN :)

[YouDontFazeMEBro]

I love it how it says boobs on the video :)

[peter724455]

''now 2 video you may have miss'' lol Woody sound funny

[MinercraftnotsoMLG]

When he said "here's the deal, every job sucks" i was all like "HELL YEAH THEY DO!!!"

[thatguyontheroof21]

thanks i learned a lot from this video i used to be scared of dating I’m 14 and i have some more confidence

[thatguyontheroof21]

how did you learn to code? Ive been interested in coding for a long time but have had no luck in learning

[thatguyontheroof21]

yesterday someone got back to a comment i left on a video they suggested woodysgamertag he changed my life for the better

[crippleETG]

@HarroKitteh thats from Drake and Josh haha

[HarroKitteh]

@crippleETG Really? Im serious i never saw that episode, one of my friends told me that and it worked. I guess he saw the episode

[Dopesniper1]

his m16 says mooo

[Robihno888]

how to get girls: stop playing cod all day or watching useless commentaries. fuckin nerds

[Chaostheory444]

@Robihno888 Or stop posting hate comments. Fucking hypocrite.

[ZOMBI3V1DZ]

@Chaostheory444 lol



[LvsTheworld]

@Robihno888 You're on a useless Commentary?

[MrBeny619]

can someone tell me how to drop woody a message. would be appreciated

[TaintCats]

@MrBeny619 Comment, message, or e-mail

[Rainbowbaja]

DOES IT??

[Rainbowbaja]

YOUR JOB DOESNT SUCK

[jackamelion]

PLEASE DONT KILL A PUPPY! I LIKED IT! LOL

[MrLockdown97]

hi woody i was just wondering if you could do a video on how to talk to a girl. i am always sitting near some girls and they are nice looking and i was just wondering what is the best topics to talk to them about. i dont find it awkward but i would like to know how to talk to them without making them feel awkward. it would really help as im in my teenage years and looking on how to pick up girls thanks, your videos are really helpful as you adress alot of life issues. sorry this is so long.

[mailman4360]

@MrLockdown97 im not woody obviously, but what helps me is talking about them. i don't mean say "your so pretty, i love your hair" i mean if they have new earrings, say"cool earrings" or if they have like a design on their nails, compliment them. don't go overboard. just subtle things.if you notice more things, like she starts wearing more perfume, or wearing her hair in curls or anything to enhance her looks, she probably likes you

[HarroKitteh]

@MrLockdown97 A trick i learnd is go up to them and say nice shoes and walk away, they will think your nice and that your not trying to pick them up and after awhile start a conversation then ask them out

[walliali202]

@HarroKitteh lol u saw that on drake and josh

[xbox4lifegaming]

wow you got some pretty good edvice man.

[5921056]

The breast cancer thing is exess oestrogen built up from the hormones in your body during puberty, it doesn't happen to everyone, but i have it too.

[shuadawg]

LOL at 5:08 to 5:17

[fistsmcgee]

if anyone was reading off the titles of the mail monday videos but they knew nothing about what they were about, they would be very confused..

[thebigbrownbeav]

the breast cancer thing is not actually cancer when i was that age i had that happen too it goes away after awhile

[kyuubikoko]

very interesting you do coding on a computer but play on a box uhhuuumm

[themaninyourbase]

hey im on utube check me out and send me a request on ps3 my name is themaninyourbase thank you

[MadhouseBox]

@themaninyourbase Woody's GAMERTAG

[BluePaperHatz]

How To Make Your Cum Taste Good

by LasVegasBarbie

WHAT!?!?

[Tjkfbi]

Taylor's online! :D

[halofan97]

Who agree's that Woody deserves more viewers?

[haigpack]

woody was playing with tmartn

[jasonT0403]

if your nipples are swollen dont worry its not cancer

[flipmash]

Never heard of a niprock? Haha

[ZackFair524]

You know why I like mail mondays? cause woody spends like over 5 min for the message, and his message can answer so many mails vs. a quick message that's so specific it only answers one message

[DasUberCow]

Thought i had breast cancer when i was 14. Was just a tiny lump. :P

[KRT1390]

for these mail mondays do you just send him a private message and he picks a few every week?

[Fr33zyB3ast]

@KRT1390 You can send him a private message on Youtube, contact him through Facebook with a private message or wall post, or you can tweet him. From what I've heard the most effective might be Twitter.

[Combatkitteh]

You and Whiteboy7thst are AWESOME

[ShadowBallMaster]

anyone else notice that grenade fail at the 6:32 mark

[littlemimic27]

so working at the beach gets some girls....

[flargicaldemon]

I was the same way when i was 14, many teen kids get breast lumps, no clue why, I had it too.

[Ispoil4yuN1]

i just noticed the mooo on the m16

[thesovietshooter]

UK UK UK UK UK UK UK!

[CallMeChrisss]

So much less confident than now...

[Youngblood430]

SO woody are you saying your Youtube job sucks!!!!!!!!!!!!

[gunnutization]

woody you can say you only did c++ cause i am learning that and i am a sophomore in high school........................­.

[shawns1235]

I love it when he says shucks

[MadMarcusProductionz]

You cannot bitch with a good desk job, honestly... I am a pipefitter and while I get paid well for being 21 I have to be out in the heat and cold and do strenuous physical work and sweat all day. a desk job is nothing to complain about, I wish i could sit in AC all day and type shit.

[zach3893]

I literally started laughing when the 14 year-old boy said he had breast-cancer. I swear they should standardize puberty courses.

[TheSneakyshakal]

yeah i'm a 14 year old and i think like my hormonal glands, or something, in my breasts are swollen. probably like yours.

[foxking39]

jokes on u: i had breasts b4 puberty and ima boy >:P

[MrSFolio]

to the boy who thinks he has breast cancer, i had that a couple weeks back. it's all good now.

[TheCorps43]

ur 18 and socially awkward im a little socially akward to but really dont worry about it too much u have plenty of time

[secretspy1]

Cancer would get you brownie points with the chicks man

[XDskateable]

Camp Much?

[MikeRowland96]

My brother used to have a similar problem as the kid who thought he had breast cancer

[binary180]

I hate programming , im doing it for high school

[jrobertsrhs]

ya havin code problems i feel bad for you son. i got 99 problems but a glitch an't one

[eSgRevolution]

@jrobertsrhs hit me, got 99 problems but a glitch ain't one.

[MrRetrospex]

Yeh... My dad is an Attorney... He's actually Attorney general of the Isle of man (British isles) and he was bored the first time he went to law school

[magruto13]

being a pro sports player would b freaking awesome

[WTFbroHD]

nvm

[WTFbroHD]

the breast cancer thing is about puberty, its supposed to happen. i think i know what you mean by the breast cancer thing

[CheeseWisconsin]

Its an inflamed lymph node. for the cancer thing.

[CheeseWisconsin]

Its an inflamed lymph node. for the cancer thing.

[Shamkawow]

He spends half the video talking about jobs -__-

[WillMister31]

Who's LasVegasBarbie, with all the dick videos???

[ninjaownaah]

@WillMister31 look at the amount of views dude.... i dont even know about her...

[HU4LMOFO]

@WillMister31 RIGHT!?

[ninjaownaah]

@WillMister31 a whore.nuff said

[FirstNameGriffin]

lol my dads an accountant, i wonder how he feels.

[Glasstionempire]

I swear I think I had 100 girlfriends before and dumped 99 times

[Flexisthebest73]

watching this because no mail monday this week :(

[donosoboso]

@Flexisthebest73 is now

[LegoPiles9]

fuck all of u guys that keep writing hey woody theres this girl i like but idk if she likes me what should i doo um well all of u pussys should grow a pair and be like bitch u wanna fuck just fuckin talk to her stop bein a puss im mean about 50% of the comments r about pussys askin advice on chicks fuck all u 11 year olds if u cant even ask a chick out by ur self why even bother tryin to see if she likes u .

[marioftwpwned]

@LegoPiles9 wtf is wrong with u :O

[megaREfan]

@LegoPiles9 well, either somebody's drunk or he's just an asshole

[hackspazygamer]

@LegoPiles9 Now I agree with you to the point that people should just ask out the girls, but not about the cursing and name-calling, too bad you had good advice and just used words that are too hurtful. Also, I was one of those guys, asked out the girl that I wanted to and she said yes. So lisen to me and it should work out.

[WeAreFusionGaming]

wow this video really help me woody, thanks!

[culbertsonew]

Woody you've done something amazing. You've combined oprah-esque BS with cod gameplay, and that is just awesome at its own level

[CookiesAndGaming]

I'm an indie game programmer, And made my engine about 2 months ago. Were is my congratz ?

[QuantizedFuture]

I am amazingly interested in science, and I think I never will stop being interested. I've read books about science religiously (no pun intended) since I started to read (3/4 years old), I sometimes used to read 8 hours a day, and I still love it!! However, I used to be interested in football a lot (soccer) and now I don't like playing it anymore (watching it still though) but now I like going to the gym. So some interest never fade, most do.

[b4107]

5:33 i thought he said Networking UNO'S

[Tank24RAR]

god damn woody ur a camper LOL!

[ilovepie800]

thumbs us if you saw hutch get online

[MegaHelloKitty4]

subbed. Seen some of your vids, i like them a lot!

[anarchyking07]

Hutch is on!

[daflame02]

wat the boy probably has is a "Pubital Breast Lump" im 16 and had it.... Woody is right about hormones and stuff and some kids and teens whont take their shirts off because how big the lump can get... mine was small and minor but hurt like hell if someone bumped into it.... :) so dont worry kid and talk to your parents

[WeirdoWhoMakesVideos]

@prime618 probably because being an accountant is REALLY BORING

[hopper11995]

where do we send the messages?

[mrayquaza]

I like your clan tag

[TheProdigyRob]

@WoodysGamertag Hey woody I'm 14 years old and my dad makes 300,000 dollars a year. My dad said that you have to make a least 150,000 dollars a year to get by in this economy. I want to be a car designer, do you think that Future would be possible in this economy?

[prime618]

LOL you'd rather crash your car just to get 3 weeks off of being an acccountant?

no idea why i find that so hilarious

[JoeyyyBoyyy]

woo! 0:55 Murkadurkah online!

[TheElementalSniper]

03:30 HUTCH IS ONLINE

[scratch1237]

Mooo

[KakMilch]

Dear Woody,

i have a problem that a lot of other 14 year olds have which is girls. so there is this girl at school that held my hand when we were on a school trip where it was cold because she wanted to make them "warm" but i dont think that was true. she also likes talking with me and draws hearts and "im in love with" on my pencil pouche (not sure if i spellt that correct) but she laughs when she writes it and it doesnt seem serious. my freinds say she likes me and im not sure what to do...

[Assassins9090]

@KakMilch bang her

[richiesrockroundup]

you play cod like me painfully mediocre

[doopster117]

its not breast cancer about 1 of every 10 boys going threw puberty get a sore felling in there nipples. my brother had it and thought he had breast cancer 2 so we went to the doctor and found out that its normal for a kid his age. so that kid has nothing to worry about. but he can still get cancer and there is nothing wrong with checking.

[ProWeAreSo]

American viewers: dumb. Redundant had to be explained... Lololollol

[HappySadFace1997100]

I had a massive nipple for a couple of months

[goozface555]

american viewers......... you Australian?????

Plz Say YEs

Thumbs uo so he sees

[CronicShotz]

Damint, Not the talk.....

[1tehnoobshow]

U mean moobies

[madgreenb]

@mrowner9 u went to the doctor for nip rocks? Lol haven't u heard of google

[MRowner9]

I'm a 14 year old boy and last year I found a lump under my nipple and I went to a doctor about it just because I was curious of what it was and they told me it was just an excess of breast tissue forming that's probably the sane thing the other kid has:).

[TheMrSupercluster]

Start your own company you dumb fucks lol

[feargm]

It's hard to find a job that you enjoy doing.

[ImInMiamiB1tch]

Woody, you're the greatest commenter EVER! :D

[Wormkiller7]

@ImInMiamiB1tch This is the grammar police and your under arrest, because the word is commentator dumbass.

[ImInMiamiB1tch]

@Wormkiller7 LOL. Omg bro. You're such a fucking loser if that actually get you mad. Like serious, i'm pretty sure its a joke and if it not....Well then you probably are one of the biggest virgins to this day. lmao. You need to get a life, girl friend, sex life, and a social life... UMADBRO.

[Bananenpeller09]

i had the same problem with cancer...

i thought that i had breast cancer to but then i found out that it's about hormones. i was so reliefd...

[TH3GH05T5QUAD]

For the breast increase guy no girl will see it and if they do you're doin pretty well

[8neihs8]

bad job advice =.= money is not easy to come by

[pizaz2]

for the 14 year old kid u kept saying 13 and 14 haha

[TheOnlyMadkid]

"we all go through puberty"- justin bieber, snm @woodysgamertag

[1321gaiaman]

i have a friend thats relatively big who has breast cancer and it was scary cuz he didnt tell us until we got into gym and he took off his shirt and it really scared us but we would make fun of him but in a friendly way and if u really have friends then they would be nice and caring about it

[usmarine524]

Woody i play xbox with my brother and some of my friends well i play guys like to talk smack to me. Some times i have come backs sometimes i dont. They make fun of me because i havent hit pueberty yet i am 14 and i dont what to do i need help my gamertag is GOLDENTURTLE303please message me our make a video on mail monday please make my name anonomous

[MrLatif03]

All jobs suck, except blowjobs.

[OMFGowned1234]

@MrLatif03 handjobs

[CronicShotz]

@MrLatif03 Or handjobs

[ZzomGizZ]

@MrLatif03 it "sucks" lolollololololol

[MrZappa1337]

@MrLatif03 What about working on Machinima?

[mrkingkong547]

@MrLatif03 what about a boobjobs?

[shinyLucario36]

@MrLatif03 Technically Blowjobs do suck. They sometimes swallow.

[metal69able]

@MrLatif03 no that requires sucking to

[FIFAGAMERish]

@MrLatif03 bjs involve sumfin that suck

[luddiker]

@MrLatif03 and handjobs

[klototo1]

@MrLatif03 and even that type of job "sucks" get it :P ?

[WildWestBudgie]

@MrLatif03 I see what you did their

[kingbaldy100]

@MrLatif03 they still suck...

[rallyfreak123]

@MrLatif03 and hand jobs.

[jamesO4E123]

@MrLatif03 and handjobs

[LandonTBx]

it could be a lymph node around the breasts, a lymph node is a small ball or an oval-shaped organ of the immune system, distributed widely throughout the body including the armpit and stomach/gut and upperchest and other places and linked by lymphatic vessels.

[TheBananaSlices]

How do i send you mail to answer? please answer someone i have some quesions:$

[ZezimaXL]

@5:15 *Friend burns to death* Thanks for the gun

[TheDaydripper]

Woody, Im 20 & i havnt been able to get a better job than a cook at a local food joint.Plus i live in a small town so works pretty scarce and this is the only place thatll hire me.Im socially awkward. my only coworker hates me. I have feelings for my best friend too shes athletic, smart, & a gorgeous southern bell.Shes my only friendbesides this one guy, who im pretty sure is only hangin around me cuz he is mentaly challenged. whats worse is that I live in a f**king pineapple under the sea.-Bob

[ImJustSaiyanBRO]

@TheDaydripper Nice story stealing you got there, bud.

[TheDaydripper]

@ImJustSaiyanBRO thanks! lol i just thought it was funny all props to the guy who came up with it.

[ThaFingur]

@TheDaydripper Hi spongebob

[OMFGowned1234]

@TheDaydripper lol when i first star ted reading ur comment i was like awww how sad then u put about the oinabpple and i went DAMN YOU SPONGEBOB XD

[TheDaydripper]

@OMFGowned1234 then my work here is done.

[theredskinsfan8989]

@TheDaydripper lol

[H2KSkyline]

@TheDaydripper oh wow sponge bob ftw

[Baither]

@TheDaydripper sponge -bob :D sorry i couldent resist :P