Mr Show - East Coast vs. West Coast Ventriloquism

[CookieLoz]

bob odenkirk - clearly the best. even at ventriloquism...:|

[miedague]

I aint no prof pickles

[efsq]

"dingle" lol and the dolls nod their heads

[Jurkass2]

Kill or Be Killed not hiding the fact that he's laughing or about to laugh is hilarious. All of 1:43 to 2:40 makes me laugh so hard that my sides hurt. It's so ridiculous.

[SykoFox]

I am filled with joy every time David turns on the TV and I see Choo Choo.

[SykoFox]

I am filled with joy every time I see David turn on the TV and I see Choo Choo.

[ATW76]

OMG..... laughing so far I'm crying...........

[jonloffie]

"these guys got their fucking talking dolls and shit" is the best line by far

[634devil]

"Gentlemen, control your puppets please!"

[bluemonkjd]

Kills me how he delivers, "The best coast is the better of the two coasts."

[ohrwurm]

HOW DO I HIRE CHOO-CHOO AND CHAMPION??

[JohnBaxterly]

I want Peanut Butter! :D

[munches13]

@GeorgeJuisce its season 4 episode 9 " sad songs are natures onions" the skit is called ratings child i am 14 and i dont really like snl and i wish mr show more attention back in the 90s so more seasons and more laughs for me

[frostybob123]

hoh you men...

[Hanksterchen]

I laughed until I cried while watching this.

[GeorgeJuisce]

best show on tv at its time. what season is with the adult voiced kid?

[Enturbulant]

17 people aren't fans of Wally P Doyle

[newpageone]

Gentlemen, control your puppets, please.

[SirHprdgn]

Tom Kenny has a great voice.

[kirkles66]

hahahahha nigga done knock a dummy down

[lparisya]

"Oh... you men."

[pugby25]

holy shit i live in utica, gotta watch out for that domestic puppet violence

[TomKennyIsLovely]

This sketch made me laugh like I haven't laughed before.

"Oh you men!"

Killed me.

[WetKant]

0:14

Choo Choo makes me lol every time

[thesparitan]

this show totally fucks with my idea of reality. Do not watch this high or on LSD. Bad things, very bad things

[jeng3000]

Wow, fifteen Mr. Show hating people in this thread probably think Andrew Dice Clay is the highpoint of comedy.

[MrDorkusMaximus]

@jeng3000 Yeah, you got that right. Do you remember this "gem" from ADC?

"Little Miss Muffet, sat on a tuffet,

eating her curds and whey.

Along came a spider,

and sat down beside her,

and said, "What's in the bowl, bitch"?

[drzignot]

HAH! The tiny sheet! Spread over the dead dummy! Hah......... You suck non Mr. Show laughing at AMERICA!!!!!!

[drzignot]

If i pay enough? Can we hire Peanut, enjoy his enjoyable dressed up antics, then undress, skin, cook and eat him as a closer?? No, damnit.........

[LaDracul]

Imagine how surprised I was to find out that Jill Talley was also the voice of Culotte in "La Pucelle Tactics"...

[drzignot]

Bitch at the beginning forgot Shindigs! The funniest party word of them all!

[xmaxim99x]

Gotta love Choo-Choo, the hurkey jerky dancer.

[ghman01]

This, The State, and WKUK. Cutting edge sketch shows that get cut short and are totally underrated.

[homemadepie91]

@ghman01 WKUK is still on

[Samodrei]

wally p doyle magically returns as the host of nightwatch

[StanSitwell]

how could you cut it off right before "baby loves headrub"?

[lunchmeatjedi]

I don't need you to defend me, you howdy doody lookin' motherfucker. STEP OFF

[nooblinger]

West coast is the best coast

[abhorredlife69]

West Coast = Best Coast #FACT

[coktoe]

Something is lost in the youtube video. Especially at 2:32 when Professor Murder pushes the dummy. It just looks way better on TV/ DVD.

[tard0o]

if ur a real hip hop fan u'll know that east coast is 10 times better then west coast..

[WeJustGotColorTV]

@tard0o I agree but WE MUST STOP THIS MADNESS!

[numbersixman]

@tard0o Yeah, Puff Daddy was awesome.

[AndiNeverSlice]

Gentlemen, control your puppets!!!

[ARMAND5779]

EAST COASTTT BITCHEZzzzzzzzz

[longron43]

oh you men

[JOEHATCH213]

WEST SIIIIIDDDEEE 

[PantsThatDontFit]

This is just funny moving way too fast

[Wibnar]

Pretty neat that the voice of spongebob was on this show (the newscaster in this skit)

[JacoIII]

"Champion" The Drinker has some serious talent.

[marckecko]

THA EAST COAST IS THA REAL SHIT

[berzu21]

west coast 4eva!

[boognish1975]

This shit is for sketch comedy babys

[KalixWyntircat]

HOWDY DOODY MUTHA FUCKA

[meltdownup]

LOL @ David not even moving the dummy's mouth at 2:02.

[MakoSucks]

the West Coast is the better of the two coasts. We don't like the East Coast.... COUGH COUGH DAMN YOU OLD MAN,

[240warheads]

Ventriloquist cds that's great

[mistermajestyck]

I like that at 2:30 Professor Murder is talking straight at the doll, not Bob.

[graaar]

If you like these I promise you the dvds are so very worth it. They're cheap, good quality, and the audio commentary is incredibly funny.

[karmadhyana]

@graaar YES YES YES!!!! The dvds are awesome, and the commentaries are hilarious, too!!

[cjf799]

Champion The Drinker ....

[eastcoastvillian]

I don't need you defending me you howdy doody looking mothafucka

[nexticeage]

i like how he directs that at the puppet too

[billsurf101]

oh you men!!!!! lmaoooooooooooooo

[ArtfulDawdger]

They should clean out the prop closet and give all those puppets to David Leibe Hart. Chip the black boy was stolen from a box at the vicksbourough apartments you know.

[thedeviltroy]

R.I.P. wally p. doyle

[tymcginty]

What?! I ain't no professor pickles...

[xxxIzekeIxxx]

look, i dont know man. fuckin dolls and shit

[sugarseas]

The best ever!!!

I can't get over Pickles!!!!

[DanRSL]

I love how Killa B Killed can't stop laughing.

So much golden in this bit, probably one of the best ever.

[44eelz]

i always knew we shouldnt trust jeff dunham

[TheSpaceGeeks]

gentlemen! control your puppets!

when i first saw this i nearly weed with laughter

[illphilwolny]

I'd pay a shite-load of moolah to own one of the two following :

a) a 60 minute VHS tape of Jay Johnston doing Choo Choo the Hurkey Jerkey Dancer

b) that countertop cardboard display of Pickles and Mr. Barnett ventriloquism CD's

[HOLadd3]

c) Wally P. Doyle's timeless spot: "Entertainers for Everyone has the best in Entertainers...!"

[illphilwolny]

true! that'd be a collectors item, since they got taken out. Wally P and Pete are like the Biggie Smalls of a $16,000-a-year industry

[HOLadd3]

I'd pay the gross national product of Zambia to get "Oh...you men" as a ringtone.

[HOLadd3]

Champion the Drinker's my mutherfuckin' life hero.

[melissacarterTS]

"I'm gonna fuck you like a bitch, Dingle"

[HOLadd3]

"Oh, yeah?  You're gonna suck my 8-inches of redwood, Pickles!!!"

[ShineboxHero]

I don't need you defendin' me, you Howdy Doody-lookin' motha fucka! I'm outta here.

[Shotgunnova]

All we've ever wanted to do was entertain the nice people!

[MaxNuclear]

Say! Who you throwin' yo voice at bitch?

[TomKennyIsLovely]

"oh you men.." lol that did it for me

[robcypher]

CLASSIC!

[JPGR66]

16,000 dllr a year! ha ha!

[TheBerserkpanda]

bob cross gots a new tour or cd called I DRINK FOR A REASON & dave comes on TOM GOES TO THE MAYOR and TIM AND ERIC AWESOME SHOW GREAT JOB!

[graaar]

Switch the first names :)

[Flabbyhabbybabby]

02:44

[ShroomSamich]

wow this is truly brilliant these guys are awesome what are they doing now?

[KillaNowski]

bob guest starred on breaking bad last season and he was awesome. david cross has a new book out and is going on tour i believe

[jvogias]

I love that show. When Bob Odenkirk first appeared as the attorney, I started laughing my ass off. My GF had no idea what was so funny. But I agree, it was a great role for him.

[OfficerBuffoni]

....Oh you men....

[7Rorschach7]

Professor Murder rules LOL

[chopsmcp]

"man - step off!"

[Brew4me111]

i like how he showed david cross helping the elderly person by turning on the tv and it showed the hurkey jurkey dancer.

[docgoodell]

Wally P. Doyle is the creator of Sponge Bob Square Pants

[LittleRedMenace]

Why this show isn't on TV and SNL still remains is something completely beyond my comprehension.

[andan04]

@LittleRedMenace Yeah, well, Mr. Show was based out of Hollywood, whereas SNL is filmed in NYC. East Coast rulz! In ventriloquism and sketch comedy. I don't know about rap music.

[manichaze53]

@LittleRedMenace because it's too intelligent for TV. SNL is gooood b/c it doesnt require u to think, and that's what the networks want.

[ShaneKarma376]

@LittleRedMenace Couldn't say it better myself. Im proud to see so many others share your opinion.

[collegeman1988]

@LittleRedMenace SNL is a show that has outlived its usefulness. If you have a chance to watch the first five seasons from 19750-80, do it. It was rough around the edges, but the quality of the show was authentic and it is just as fun to watch as Mr. Show.

[audrywolters]

god i love them. i just LOVE mr. show.

[buopako]

R.I.P. , Wally P. Doyle.

[gayskunk]

OMG 2:33 has me laughing!

[dirtmerchant1980]

I wanna learn to play guitar just so i can start a band and call it choo-choo the hurkey jurkey dancer.

[TaOpOcL462]

lmao good 1

[erick103]

No..don't ruin the joke for everyone.

[cryptsub]

Mr. Spencer, Kill Or B Killd, Dingle, Professor Murder, Pickles, Mr. Barnett...

[u2fan2005]

The West Coast is the better of the two coasts...we don't like the East Coast.

[sooperdooper77]

fuckin choo choo hahah

[TRBNGR666]

lol

I cant get enough of Champion!

[valkorie]

you howdie doodie lookin mother fucker

[nicholaskilborn]

I love Tom Kenny, it's even funnier when you know he's the voice of Spongebob lol

[TRBNGR666]

Exactly. He went from being the tele evangelsit on "Hail Satan Network" to Spongebob I love this guy.

[amysacrifice]

"Oh, you men."

Kills me every time.

[olivemike81]

man step off... lol

[olivemike81]

"I ain't no professor pickels." lol This is one of the top 10 Mr. Show sketches.

[ydargc]

That entire episode was worth it for Choo Choo and Champion.

[silverfuck]

I love how they're selling "It's Not Funny" as a Ventriloquism album

[songislands]

haha, good eye.

[Cmoneyblingin]

What?

[MiselStarmo]

"Oh,you men..." haha

[ultmatDUD]

OUCH dud that sounded harsh

[TupacX2Pac]

1 2 motherfuck u im an ethug gangsta busta what chu gonna do got ma keyboard cocked back all u bitches hit the deck when i hit the key all u homos flee aint nothin u can say nothing u can do then i come for u bitch believe ill EXTINCT you!

God i love my self i can do this shit all day. Runescape owns ok ewitsrobert3 owns u all

[ProfessorHuggins]

wish i could find the Van hammersly teaching by billards sketch.

[globochem2000]

it's up... whenever i want to watch it i type in "mr show van" and it comes right up

and that's definitely one of my all time favourites :)

[ruffbizness]

ya howdy doody looking motherfucker!

[hikeskool]

Who would win in a fight, "Choo-Choo" The Hurkey Jerkey Dancer or "Champion" The Drinker?

[Paulgr]

maybe someone could help me with the part where Wally P. Doyle begins. all i could understand was "Has the best entertainers" what did he say exactly?

[keggers504]

"Tell him Pedro. 'Hm Entertainment-4-Everyone has the best in entertainers.' But for who? 'For you, you big dummy.'"

[Paulgr]

ok thanks keggers. i am not sure how the feuding started just because of that line though. was it supposed to be racist? i'm confused.

[keggers504]

Ha no, that didn't start it.

The bit is taking the East Coast/West Coast rap wars of the 1990s to the world of Ventriloquism. Don't worry about the plot as much as the bit and the comedy :-)

Clever absurdity, Mr. Show at its finest.

[ralphredimix]

$16,000 A YEAR INDUSTRY!

[diogeneslaertius666]

MOTHAFUCKAZ SHOT SPONGEBOB

[amysacrifice]

God, I love Mr. Show.

[theblasto]

"oh you MEN"

[TheoBrixtonTheKid]

Choo Choo is amazing...

[RaidenTheAlmighty]

Ventriloquism CDs XD

[RaidenTheAlmighty]

gentlemen, controll your puppets.

[BlooBeluga]

i live 30 minutes from utica ny. cool when references are so close to home, hehe

[evelau]

"The West coast is the better of the two coasts, we don't like the East cost..."  Hahaha!

[boinky333]

Prof. Murder is the best character ever.

[sanmania]

I dont think these words will ever be spoken in this way in a sentence like this ever again- "Mr Spencer, Kill or Be Killed, Dingle, Professor Murder, Pickles, Mr Barnett"

[Cold84]

$16,000 a year industry, lol

[TheChoada]

the actor playing Wally P Doyle is the voice of spongebob. his name is Tom Kenny

[Bushmills21]

Professor Murder is a straight up gangster.

[jonshittyditty]

I love dave and bob - if you look you can find david cross and brian poshein introducing tool before the grudge. also david cross standup is fuckin great

[orgo65]

What!?! I ain't no Professor Pickles! XD

[harrop83]

"Oh, you men."

[squeekybob123]

thats so funny

one of those guys are in alvin and the chipmunks

[Trig242]

Choo Choo is the sole reason I love Jay Johnston

[TheoBrixtonTheKid]

Haha damn man I feel the same way, lol...he's amazing.. also when he does the commercial for Techcorp, a subsidiary of Globochem.. "Damn...shit...fuck....MOTHER.­...COCK!"

[backbiter41]

i agree, i also love jay in the story of everest

[dargis49]

I had no idea Tom Kenny was Spongebob.

[Lunghamer]

he's also the voice of Heffer from Rocko's Modern Life

[ForIAmARainDogToo]

I'm gonna fuck you like a bitch, Dingle

[jokamund]

The anchor on night watch is the guy who plays SpongeBob.

[NeoOne110]

well I had no idea he did spongbobs voice.

[cameronisanonymous]

you dumb as a hell

[olivemike81]

lol this is such a great sketch!

[LittleRedMenace]

The names of the Ventriloquists are brilliant. Wally P. Doyle. Vince Daytona. Awesome.

Actually, Vince Daytona is just a great name all around.

[lucilius54]

another gem!

[BDK421]

"We know who took Wally and Pete out, and they will pay. They will pay."

[aquariwake13]

i don't need you defendin' me, ya howdy doody-lookin' motha fucka!

[lottiestar]

so funny!

[martymcboomstick]

haha

[mewsikal]

I would love it if Choo Choo came to my party

XD

[NaveedKoval]

i want you to suck my anus to the redwood

[mymilk123]

it's 8 inches of redwood, dude.

[NaveedKoval]

well its not very legible but funny eitherway. dude.

[sluggavin]

lol

[bluebrownwhiteman]

Easily in my top 5 mr. show bits. hilarious. I"M GONNA F*CK YOU LIKE A BI*CH, DINGLE.

[RatatuStryk9]

I don't know man... these guys wit their fuckin' talkin' dolls n shit... lol. I love how the guy on the left can't stop laughing.

[MrPink0088]

When the puppet says, "Don't mess with the east coast."

BRILLIANT!

[Shotgunnova]

I'm so glad I bought the DVDs XD XD