Questions & Comments ★DSVD★ David Spates Video Diary #5

[MissAmandaSpeaks]

Oh dave, how you entertain me! I got Mcdonals and you aint got none! LOL! :-D

[robiiC9109]

man your ship is hilarious i love these vids

[samuelu21352135]

holy shit your 6'3

[locutz]

lmao the interior at the back of your head is fuged up dave lol

[juan123304]

lol cool video

[sankajr98]

ur video's are da ship :D x

[videosurfer69]

Damp watching Dave's diaries makes me hungry as ship.

[BuckandJake]

@videosurfer69 I know what the fudge you're tryna say

[1005Shini]

this is real ship

[1005Shini]

i peed a little during this video

[neji243]

mcdonalds just doesnt like u lol

[CGBduecesDElaGHETTO1]

lmao, dave, man you one of the funniest people on youtube.

[107kimberly]

Hahahaa

[TheJonTharaldsen]

ah hey dave im dure you get this question a lot too. how the fudge do you know i don't have mcdonalds?!?

[TimothyB24]

You from Florida and you live in Cali. I'm from Mississippi and live in Las Vegas. I know exactly how you get from all this dry weather! LOL!

[bman32x]

So... you get in your car... start your camera.... get OUT of your car, close the door, reopen the door, get back in the car and start your vlog? Yeah, I'd do they same if I knew how to do that

[steviewonder417]

O.J. after brushing your teeth! HAHAHA!

[Eson88]

Damp Keep your hand on your wheel :D

[Ethanerkul]

Do you reverse with your door open? :D

[im4florida]

lol @ 6:53 when dave attackd that mcmuffin, jk :]

[26musiclover]

Lmfao! Dude u think ur car is old!! Our car is a '90 oldsmobile lol

[briillusion]

David Spates never fails in making someones day :)

[kbarrious9]

man i cried laughing when you the hash brown and mcmuffin

[ItzTIFNIBitch]

lol even new cars i got the beeping when u open a door i think lol im used to it

[IluvArianaily]

haha thats what you get for making me hungry lmfao

[kam0780]

hahahahha..... I laughed so hard I snorted..(when you were singing and ate that hot ass hash brown). Again, I dont have cable heree....so youtube is a good source of entertainment. I SHOULD be studying now.....yet I am watching and laughing......thanks for the entertainment.

[Marc5678ful]

i actually like the steering wheel cover 

[VNSW]

lmao "lava hashbrown" 

[ThaNotorious7160]

how do u drive and record with the camera in the car?

[gelica13]

I better be careful when I eat this... ARRRRGGGGH!!

LOL too funny!

[elvinbrowniscool]

what the fudge is up with your seatbelt?

[muisho]

XD did you orgasm in your car?

[Dylanownsguitarhero]

I just lip synced the 'im late for work and, im gonna get fired' song. I think I watch alot of David Spates

[BluStarr14]

LMAO you a funny dude

[MarcusD111]

loves the reference to eddie murphy :) eddie murphy delirious nearly as good as ur movies dave ... Holla!

[jmoney13000]

Lol this dude just driving and gesturing with no hands and ship.

[TCRproductions1]

dave your the best person all around on youtube your not the black guy that always uses the "Black Card". like you never say the n word or anything and i think you are the best because you make funniness out of everything not just because your black

[desperateado]

what camera do you use here??

[desperateado]

i love this kind of videos!

[marceloyanez111pt2]

I love your cussing

[ganzt666]

whats up with his seatbelt

[cloreborn]

how come you don't play cd or radio

[degeneration55]

LMMFAO orange juice part i nearly pissed my pants

[gizzad]

this is the funniest thing i've seen in a LONG time. i'm subscribing and watchin all yo SHIP!

[degeneration55]

@gizzad THIS IS WITHOUT A DOUBT THA FUNNIEST VIDEO I HAVE EVER SEEN

[8footGiantMidgets]

one of the mutherfugdins is actually a mother fucker at 4:40

[CharlottaLuv1]

now... 94 saturn? i thought my car was bad. haha. i'm just playing with you XD

[oCELSOo]

so funny...LOL

[TheBrananna]

shweet!

[0GetReal]

Lovin' the vids but you scream like a little girl. :D

[andrewm153351]

car chime??

i always thought it was if your seat belt wasn't already on, then the beep happens

[StR8mOlLyWhOpP]

8:35 thru 8:40

hahaha he beeped the horn

[FirstStreetTV]

Eddie Murphy doee!! Hahaha

[DippyIRL]

A lava hash brown haha.

[StR8mOlLyWhOpP]

yo u need to mention me in sum videos

i am frekin cryin on ur vids

their hilaarious

[AlexMHoc]

washing teeth + drinkin OJ = ship lol!

[dabeast615]

Mom throw down some money....THE ICE CREAM MAN IS COMIIIING!!!

[MrSaturdayNight7]

Great video David. I swear, you make me laugh my friggin ass off.

[sonbradley641]

u got MCDONALDS n burn ur mouth ha ha ha haha good video dave

[xxjoexx20]

OMG i was ROFLIN AT THE MCDONALDS PART

[tsgill15]

hahaha...I got mcdonalds...and you aint got none! that's from eddie murphy: delirious: that stuff is hilarious.

[renkitty1984]

LMAO@mcdonalds part hahah! i agree with you

[djlegacy96]

i can see a car crash in your future

[Jakeesy]

dave, you need to get on the shayloss plan ! hahaha

[laughandpeealittle]

To Jakeesy : When yo mama goes on it, i will :-)

[whenmonkeysattack16]

@laughandpeealittle

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH! Jakeesy got SERVED!

[JudgeLollie]

I know I always forget to lotion my hands, it is dry in Calgary Canada

[dran0n292]

haha a lava hash brown

[Midasu1]

how exactly do u keep from crashing the car when u have no hands on the wheel o.O

[xxjoexx20]

pro driving skills like dat. in New york you do that "ship" ppl are crazy you get in a accident in one second.

[shadow234x5]

he is pro

[powerplantnl]

Dave thats some truly funny shit right there,dont see much people on youtubes that are actually naturally funny.

I love it

[mrtshirt21]

lol

[Seismyc69]

I got a Question, does anyone starre at you for being talking alone in a car while driving? heh :D

[Bentley783]

he could b on a bluetooth, lol

[smokinballa415]

6:06 is a reference to Eddu Murphy's " Delirious"

[Cliffycliffz]

should you really be eating and filming while driving? shoobeedoobeedoo... lol

[sshatchell]

Sometimes that orange juice is just sour! But yeah, everything tastes like ship after you brush your teeth

[snowlionud]

Roof of the car . . . I had the same thing happen to my '90 Geo Prizm. I used staples and glue to stick it back to the roof!

[bigvirgotube]

Dave, I admire your priorities...maybe if most of us had done the same thing, the financial crisis of 2008....wouldn't have happened...

[ZorbinEUR]

animated motherfudger hahhaha

[sunshinesda1]

12:36 flateline lolol.  try being married to a marine thats been in the field with no bath for 3 weeks. that stank on a whole notha level. thats man"oh dear"

[sunshinesda1]

6:03-6:15 lmyaooooooooooooooooooooooo! man i was hopin yo azz hit a dayum dip & fluck yo ship up for teasin us with the dayum egg and cheese mcmuffin. 8:37 did u cum?

[sunshinesda1]

2:26 lmyaoooooo why is it everytime yall go to a micky dee-s yall loose a hub cap?

[MainCharacterChannel]

You sir are fucking HILARIOUS! I'm so glad I subbed to you. =D

[MrBumboclart]

I'd love to see the look on the people's faces watching you in your car.

Shouting, screaming and talking to yourself hahahaha

[waslookat1me]

David , I love and respect your work and the things you do but do me a great favor. HANDS ON THE WHEEL, your worrying me just watching you drive. please for your safety. Mel xox

[595moore]

McDonalds....it's worth the pain.

[jolaws75]

LMAO-I had a car with a roof like that only I used one of those big stapler guns because the tacks kept falling out! LOL

[loanaea]

thank you for setting the example for what your priorities should be!!

i want orange juice now....

[Scorpio3101]

LMFAO...the mcdonalds song...ah god, gotta watch some eddie murphy stand-up later...

[pwnDpwnD]

He totally drove the whole time with both his hands on the wheel.

[BPKran]

Not around the beginning.

[xXcashXx3]

ha dave why your chanle got removed

[Kittyc908]

Dave your wicked as hell! I just subscribed..thanks to john and the interview.

[NYLATINO5]

yo tell me why i actualllly just got a big mac nuggets nd fries from mcdonalds and started eattin right b4 he started singin i got mcdonalds nd u aint got none lol wow

[territerri1234]

I FEEL YA DAVE. i am the QUEEN of CHEAP lol!

[lasmarcosv]

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[WeThePeopleNY]

u funny we need more vids u dig

[DirtyMongooze]

I was laughing through the whole thing. Good stuff Dave!

[ZAT50057]

Sound like your shifter about to fall threw the floor board.

[Lostdestiny]

my car is old but it only makes a noise if the keys are in or the lights are on

[SonicJaguar57]

My man Dave !, smallest budget...best talent ! love the way that works haha

[TheLegendaryBongMan]

yo dave just rip that ship off i mean damp man ship would look better

[fireapc]

I thought the stereotype was black people were always late for work hahaha.

[pinkintentions]

haha dave you are so funny, i really enjoy watching your videos!!!

[TheeConnorMurphy]

I respect you so much Dave...You can eat a McMuffin, drink o.j., vlog, and drive in LA traffic all at the same mother fudgin time! You are the man!

[rootedinfaith3]

lmfao... 7:39

"Sasquakian leathuh"

[LivingFreeNatali]

I kinda stumbled upon your videos/heard about them from chi city and I am cracking up every time. I have no idea why it makes me laugh when you said mother fudger or ship. and thanks for that, because with the classes I'm taking, I need a laugh. haha

[MTRadio]

EAT A DIC

[harr77]

Hold your breakfast in front of the ac for 3 minutes lol!

[newman21000]

You don't look 6'3, 230lb.

[bagpulaeu]

U make make me cravin' McDonalds and it's 4 o'clock in the morning ....ship.... anyway funny video tnks for getting me in a good mood and hungry also:-)

[PurpleMario411]

Hahaha dave u must look fudgn crazy in your car XD I could just imagine driving by and seeing you screamin and yelling

[yeahImkels]

lol I so agree. thatd be funny to see

[0thisisbatcountry0]

I feel not havin a car payment Dave, but dayum you gotta do something with that 1987 ship on your steering wheel! I even offered to buy you one foo!

[RHCPpwns]

lol I love when he was eating his Mcdonalds!

[ChargedTutorials]

jjhj b

[u2bevet]

David Spates is so cool...U rock

[x2daz11]

Lol loving the videos Dave.

Pause at 5:44 lmao

[MDstatus]

Say Dave, ive noticed in most of ur current videos, how in the H-werd, can grow ur muthafudgn hair so soopa fast and let alone have it braided or grow mini dreads?, my hair dont grow that fast as urs, wut do u use 2 make it grow like a chu chu chu chia! XD and i am a BIG boy, my hair dont grow dat fast!

Oh yeah btw, wut's tha deal with all these police sightings u see, wheneva u do ur video diaries?

[garvan21]

You should do a cribs style video about your car , that could be funny

[sikrob]

LMFAO love it dave, keep up the good work!!

[LazyLimonada]

you work at the post office!

[HillbillyNick]

Love the Delirious reference at 6:04

[bbfishing13]

HOT!!!!!! Lets go for another bite TEHE

[keystonepride]

you want to race, do you know i'm in a 94 saturn, i will lose....hahaha ship was funny

[SBYsparky]

I got a green pepper welfare burger

[dometic]

I would pay to ride along with this dude, he should start a car-pool xD

[PurgeTheInnocent]

If you get fired for being late all the time, can you tell us what you were doing? haha.

[e2494]

LMFAOO!! at 6:48

[lostinkorea28]

McDonalds is the worst for you! NEVER EVER eat @ McDonalds...

I hear you about the payments...I am stuck with payments but a nice car. It was part of my plan though...thank god I have no kids! Woohoo!

[PcLightBulb]

lol playin with ur self....

[CheyWeb18]

Why are you always late to work? ;)

[Roy275]

o; dave eating and driving thts against the law :P

[ruben1278694]

Do you drive stick? im bearly learning it XD

[tripthe1]

David I was gonna say something about the ceiling I just thought it would have been rude.

You get FIVE stars for having your priorities in order.

[WillyM79]

lol you taunted us with the McDonalds and god punished you for it, lol

[meso06]

ha! im like that with the po-po i dont over take i just let them go on by and get all nervous for no reason. I think its in most black drivers lol...

[LKTatts]

Your window so dirty I didn't knwo that was you LOLOLOLo

[SalvatoreDeCicco]

your screams are so funny

[tupacrandy]

lol "you can have the lane"

[LazyLimonada]

thanks for totally killing my crush on you lol

[Kaiserks3338]

Whats your Black Power Dave??

Come on, im not racist.

[AllenBiggsTV]

I'm not very creative. ); But I have alot of ship goin' on in my mind! Lol.

[SvenBex]

U got mc donalds and u got motha fudging burned

[boxlunchking]

wrap packaging tape???!!...hahaha.....its called scotch tape

[2xN]

Yeah, Saturns start to collapse at the age of 12 or 13. And there is no saving it.

[stiffupperlip4]

haha I want a David Spates voice in my car that says "mother fudger the door's open close that ship!"

[mikejoproductions]

popo... alright act cool act cool.... hmm mmm hmmmmmmm mmhm m ok they pass they passs lmao

[EOTFLATLINE]

lol your diarys are so funny

[traviswarr1]

that was awesome dave, i love all your vids i'm about to watch "eat a dic"

[Kaiserks3338]

Trust me eat a dic is hilarious

[OpticalShasows]

"Eat a Dic" is awesome.

[WillyM79]

I had three of them today, lmao

[ls6guy]

lol

[elormamenyawu]

How long does it actually take to get to work dave?

[niguh2]

i agree about the car thing...well until i started getting pulled over more than robert downey jr in the last month.DWB'S are a bitch man....

[CPTcripp]

LOL@lava hash brown

[bagara1028]

I have a 97 Saturn YAY hehe

[Nicholas4174]

are you always that funny while driving your car?

[thehammster01]

Sasquatchian Leather...

Your so full of ship!

[javgirl]

fudge it

[drefamugrad09]

LMAO 8:31 - 8:45 that should be a McDonald's commercial that was hilarious.

[WMastersred]

The joke's on you Mr.Spates! For I indeed do have McDonalds!

[flashdmd]

Your sealbelt is pretty awesome, ive never seen that before, all cars should have that. Also question how come you use the words ship and anus do you just find the real swear words offensive or just censoring yourself for the audience? Keep up the great vlogs!

[iamhsb]

its like when you eat a fresh bagel bite! the roof of your mouth looks like daves headliner, please mother may i have another?

[BigBizzleShizzle]

LMAO when u ate the hashbrown

[jameskaiden]

8:29-8:45 i was rolling 5*

[xolcgirlyxo]

LMAO

[imconfusedeasily]

when you said your a decent sized man I thought of EAT A DIC

[MrCrcket]

Dave you hungry? "THEN EAT A DIC!!" xD jk

[VideoVixen24]

LOL, Dave always runnin' on CP time! This whole video cracked me up!

[cmgduce83]

Your lucky I get bitched at for my MAN Odor's , Ship bitch.

[levantos]

lmao

[dometic]

I love the fact how he talks to the traffic around him. It's almost like he's afraid some cracker is gonna snap with some road-rage.

[Ksaiper]

Oh that's hot, but it's so good must bite again AAAAGHHH :D

[dometic]

Damn that ride is ghetto.

[Kerfik]

Dave, you gotta hold on to the steering wheel LOL

[j4ckblade]

this video diaries worth every damp seconds of my day!!!

love the ship man, keep it up.

and ive never seen that auto-seat-belt thingy... that was wayyy cool.

[DaTqUeEnRaY]

i wantd u 2 drop the sandwich and the hash brown just like eddies ice cream! lol

[superarce01]

nice video,,, it was good

[kingkongsvideo]

yo i noticed at the last moment that he was driving with no hand part of da vid so unsafe but u still made da vid i love uuuuuu