My Drug Test Experience

[thisissopro]

apologize on behalf of all the people who gave a thumbs up to "can i put my dick in yo mouth"... it should be "can i put my dick in YOUR mouth" ...learn to spell motherfuckers

[Ayyadification]

Why was this on my recommended videos? -.-

[mgsvamp13]

That was just a bitchy thing to say/do

[MetalheadAngel01]

well me myself i tend to look if girls do were something short but dont say rude comments... i try to act like im not looking but i know they know im looking lol

[MetalheadAngel01]

well me myself i tend to look if girls do were something short but dont say rue comments... i try to act like im not looking but i know they know im looking lol

[dreamwrighter]

what the fuck is up with all of your fucking perverts oh mah god!

[iGOTuMOFO]

I would be staring at you too until i slip n my dick falls inside you

[iGOTuMOFO]

u shouldve just sucked his dick in the bathroom and he wouldve left yo ass right after he busted a load on your face! If I see you in there im grabbing your ass and dragging you with me to fuck the shit outta you in the closet and dump massive loads of sperm in your mouth!

[Vikelt]

If you can't handle guys finding you attractive or hitting on you, then either get a sex change operation or join a nunnery.

[deebokid]

no one cares what you say they just wanna look at you....next time just save them the trouble and shutup

[StressFreeWorldWide]

Lets be honest, the only reason people watched this video was because of the screenshot of legs in a short skirt. Good marketing!

[wooshga49]

people are starved for attention...zzzzzzzz

[Nelley9517]

I don't want to sound like a jerk for agreeing with the guy from the drug test facility, but he's right. You are very pretty.

[technohunger]

eat shit now

[mastermanutube]

Apply at ups they dont drug test so you wont have to worry.

[305Diablo]

drug test? I thought this was a fertility clinic!so you mean to tell me i whacked off for nothing?

[bludcrimson]

WOW she needs to eat a fuckin steak. Grow some ass and titties. I mean who are these videos made for? fuckin 13 year old girls?

[13jfd]

gross comments damn dudes!!!!

[norm1955]

My drug tests were: I had to crowd into a bathroom at the Daley Center in chicago with about 100 other guys and fill up a little cup with urine

[MyFirecape]

phuban u deserve to get chained and waited and thrown in a deep lake where u never will be found only by the fish that chew on ur balls u fucking low life scum of the earth. stfu.

besides that get over it maybe show less skin if u dont want a guy to compliment u dumb bitch.

good day

[tylersb12]

worst video ever

[phubans]

I WANT TO GAG YOU ON MY THROBBING MEMBER UNTIL YOU PASS OUT FROM ASPHYXIATION, ONLY FOR ME TO DISCOVER THAT YOU'VE ACTUALLY DIED. THEN, IN A PANIC I'LL START CHOPPING UP YOUR BODY INTO SMALL PIECES AND PUTTING THEM INTO SEPARATE GARBAGE BAGS THAT I BURY IN DIFFERENT PARTS OF CALIFORNIA AFTER MIDNIGHT.

...Wait, what??

[monstermiataman]

hmmm i dont understand ive been smoking for 5 years and ive taken several drug tests and im at the same job still

[ogmudbone21]

@monstermiataman be glad you dont work for winco...they are heartless

[ogmudbone21]

Yeah that would be nice. i quit just so i can get back on my feet. ITS STRAIGHT BULLSHIT! ive been smokin near daily for 10+ years and never had any health issues due to it. no bronchitis no lung cancer nothing! i chose pot cuz i really felt it was the safest way to unwind. sorry im not like the rest of this perfect world and only need a bible and some tea each night. my shit was bud.i smoke im high for a good 30 min and i still have my appetite. these outdated laws are destroyin the mid class!

[jleeangelo]

Sorry to hear that man. My mom lost her job this week because of this. Her drug of choice is marijane as well. But the first time around she was innocent of her charges and still got screwed over. To cope with some of the stress shes been smoking pot. Go figure.

[jleeangelo]

Yea I've never liked taking drug tests. Its always a bit award plus I never could understand how anyone could live with themselves working that kinda job. To think you could be responsible for ruining someones life and invading someones privacy is definitely sickening. Not to mention the person whose life you ruined could also be innocent and still charged as guilty. Drug tests are a joke and you can come up positive from shit you've taken over the counter or even medication prescribed total bs.

[ogmudbone21]

@jleeangelo completely agree.last week i lost my job after 6 1/2 years of being a highly respected and liked employee for a major grocer. While I take full responsibilty for my actions I still feel so intruded upon. My drug of choice: marijuana. I have 3 kids and a wife of 10 years and here I am after being continually employed for the last 17 years out of a job. Not one accident at work. Not one workers comp claim. Not one item stolen EVER! Is this fair?

[jeezmcrowe]

This was pretty unfunny. Not at all. You're a horrible story teller and the editing was... yeah.

[Morik521]

Wouldn't the having to piss into a cup infront of someone you don't know be the weird part?...

[avsraider]

I see and smile at Beautiful women at work young and old everyday at work. I have co workers who gawk comment etc. I just don't get why so many men have to be such pigs. My Father taught me to have respect for women. I have passed that onto my Son too. Otherwise his Sisters would kick his butt.

[bmelnyk0]

I see your from baltimore and I dont know where you went for your drug test, but i went to a place called concentra on york road, yeah, everyone in there seemed pretty sketchy, and heres my story, so i go in, i have a very shy bladder so when i go to the bathroom i cant go, so the womens like you can come out, so i drink tons of water, go back in and come back out, i see on my form she wrote shy and the time i was in there, pretty creepy lol never had to take another one since

[macroevolve]

You're a goofball, and I don't mean that in a humorous way.

[OI8APC2]

@ManchildLee Your a real class act buddy. I bet you get all the girls. ROFL. What a loser.

[anikinippon]

I got them all the time in the Air Force, never once in tech school but the rest of my career for sure, at least once a year. I was always enthused about it because there really isn't anything to hide.

[2ndote]

cant blame that dude ,you do have nice legs .And your cute and funny wow what a deadly combo. I love you marry me !! please......lol later

[xbusterwolfx]

your an idiot

[Dfins79]

I hate how these days people are so close minded and think every random person is weird or creepy.

[tcdavis2]

lame

[CHEFVEGAS]

dumb attention starved tease please get a life!

[MrSmiles51]

Great video. Luckily I have not had one yet.

[mantiXcore]

he was propably high

[livkee]

this girl just wants everyone to know that she has nice legs

[Vivi1790]

happy birthday!! :D lolol i remember when u first posted this! i think this was the first vid of urs i saw o_O i'm not sure :o >_>

[TheMadStork83]

Lol drug test for Sears. They mostly test for pills and such and do not test for marijuana use. But kinda freaky and odd what you had to expierence.

[AvidiaNirvana]

LMAO!

[Dezki]

What a cunt, "hmm let's see what can I wear, how about a 2 inch skirt so everyone can see my saggy vag?" "OMG EW WUT R U LOKIN AT PERV"

eat shit and die

[MichalSlash]

Girl, get a life... you're fucking empty :/

[wisemass]

"Some Weirdo"......... "I love Pens!" ....... "Whats my name again?" Thumb of her legs.. wtf You are either a lesbian or dramatic virgin. Get over yourself!

[capncool1]

that was a dumb fucking story...some guys gave u a compliment and you acted like a dumb bitch. good one....how about u go and get raped. thanks peace.

[RynoBGood]

I wanna so do you while I smoke a joint.

[submissions72]

hot!

[jackblacksutube]

waste of my precious life

[stooby267]

ROFL

[OI8APC2]

@xxHUNGREExx Man, you and manchild must go out to clubs together and pick up all the babes. I bet when you walk up to a girl and say "can i put my dick in your mouth", they all get on their knees. LOL!!

[shawnkennedy87]

@xxHUNGREExx ; @ManchildLee

wow. you guys can't watch a video with a woman in it without making "Quagmire comments". Your probably only 13, but as you get older you should learn that those comments aren't going to get your dick in any mouths except that of a prostitute and you wont be "pumping" anything but a whore and YOUR insides will be "shifted" when you find out you've got the clap or syphilis or something.

[ManchildLee]

@shawnkennedy87

I JUST WANT TO PUMP HER UNTIL MY BALLS PRESS AGAINST HER AZZHOLE AND SQUIRT SQUIRT SQUIRT.

[ReverseLogick]

Your a stupid fucking pig whore.

[TheCriminal789]

oh.. and drug tecks have to start somewhere in the criminal justice field. someone has to watch the criminals... right.

[TheCriminal789]

theing girl, you are pretty with nice looking legs, but you are one dumb chick. you probably like to be watched subconsciously?.

[mrhenderson]

Maybe you'll work with him lol

[crackmunch]

so did you pass?

[otrice53]

I'm sure if  you thought the dude was good looking it wouldn't be a problem...

[1lilleth]

would you of thought the same if you were at a party and some guy complimented you on your legs or was it because you were at a drug testing place that you thought the guy was being a creep? maybe dnt wear such short skirts if you dnt want ppl to look at ur legs! its radiculas some girls wear short skirts and then when some guy looks at their legs and compliments them they think theyr a creep or a perv its pathetic!!

[otrice53]

I agree bro!

[1lilleth]

@otrice53 its true though. some girls wear these seriously short or revealing outfits and when some guy stares or says something to them if theyr not really good looking they call them a creep or a perv, if the guys hot its ok. if girls dnt want men to stare at them they shouldnt wear clothes that show off certian parts of themselves. i am a female and have a few friends that wear very revealing clothes and if an older guy looks or comments theyl shout abuse at them and im like wtf?

[LibertaerUeberAlles]

Wow, not only are Americans slaves to international banks (i.e. the Fed) -- ones on whose behalf America fought and Adolf the Great sought to eliminate -- but Americans are also prostitutes to the drug testing industry.

Pants down and pee!

[crackmunch]

If you're a cute chick who likes to wear revealing clothes, be ready to get looked at DUHH!!! If you don't like creepy guys staring at you PUT on some fucking clothes. What are you 13?

[otrice53]

Tru Dat!!!

[MrJeffsVideos]

If your attractive, but find it offensive to be complimented, you should wear apparel that is less revealing. Unless, subconsciously you like the perverted comments & looks.

[blackedout247]

sears piss tests....

what the hell is this world coming to

fuck the sketch cases, wear skirts if u want to, just expect pervs to act weird as well

[804bebe804]

ugh not cool

[dwharris757]

i agree with everyone else and i would have done the same thing and so would everyother guy in the world were jeans if thats a problem for you

[bunnysurfer26]

what did you expect? wasn't that the purpose of wearing a skirt? :D

[BkNickMay]

Sam you are pretty darn cute..ya i'm curious too did you fail??

[jaywalker512]

He complimented you. Dont fucking complain. Girls are always worried about how they look and strive to look their best, and then bitch and whine when someone says they DO look good.

[oldfryrice]

so wht happen u fail? lol

[kjhvhgd]

funny.... but the room i walked in was short it only had 6 seats ...but yea that guy doesn't know how to talk to girls i guess..u do look sexy though no wonder that guy said that ....he was probably a pervert...my drug test was for GM

[jbluntfingers]

i look at u to you hott slut nice legs lol nice lips dsl i bet u scream in bed lol

[BigBombah]

My drug test is today and it's for SEARS also! I really hope that I pass it. =(

[MrDanielForester]

don't wear a skirt then dumbass

[jamesandthegiantpea]

bitch learn to take a complement about your legs. He obviously likes the way you look Duhh. Shit if my dick was hanging out and I put on short pants or almost no top and somone said My you got a fine cock then fucken id be very glad. Most chiks wear pants into there ass crack and expect men to turn off there entire brain and natural human instinct to observe other human females and not say anything. Fuck women who say ehh he looked at me and complemented my looks. FUCK THAT SHIT; YOU WANTED IT !

[waterbabe2c]

PENDEJA # 1

[mryumyums1234]

will you sit on my face please?

[rickyconqueso]

lol.

have you seen the fluffee videos?

watch em you guys are a match made in heaven haha

[kaybee624]

lol the end <3

[mcstuff95]

WOW ur gorgeous

[HugeDickNick]

Well you have nice legs and your hot HOw about you come home with me??

[Rotella211]

how tragic he complimented you

[andreous7]

A cool response, when someone is all purvey in ya face, is to say; No chance charlie brown, then look away and not look back. That's wot i would do if'n some guy got all purvey on me :-D

[xAbnegation]

Cooool, the guy that was checking you out had boobs. :o

[BULLVIV]

From your reaction, I'm positive that you failed the drug test. Get over it. Ok - we all looked at your pretty legs.

[WarshipAngelus]

Dang, he told you were hot...

If I've seen you on the street, I would of said the same thing.. Because you're pretty hot to me also.. LOL.

[pedro3000]

WTF? Is this serious?

Question: Do you make videos about every innocuous event in your day. So a guy checked out your legs. This happens everyday to millions of people.

I want my money back.

[PelicanGreed]

Yeah wtf happened to the youtube money back guarentee... fuck..

[passyourdrugtest]

there are much grosser things collected in labs.

[DownSyndromeDolphin]

YOUR SO HOT

[acidglow]

Well you do have nice legs and you are hot.

[dara786]

that is fucking hilarious...

[riDDDiculous]

the first drug test I had was last year for a job for the government

[BallsOnFire83]

the only thing that interest me in ur video! is u! lol ur fucking hot

[robbybobbybobirwin]

my first drug test was in highschool when i played football for a whopping month. For some reason they kept my name on the random list and i got soo nervous that i ended up admitting to my mom about my "extra activities" and yeah...i passed.

[tsjoencinema]

lol

[UpInSmokeHq]

I took and drugs test and they doctors only words where "woah, I see you smoke marijuana" Hahaha i burst out laughing and siad that i musy be smoking at least an 8th of bud a day. I said well your close actually its a quarter. haha

[tonymacaronivlog]

I don't wanna burst your bubble here, but that's probably gonna happen to you A LOT for the next 10 years. You'll get used to it, or you'll learn to deal with it.

[ShawnyMartin]

i had to take a drug test before i got into the FD, dude was staring at my junk.

[rjiver68]

What a jerk. You should have kicked him between the legs and say, "How nice are my legs now?"

[Exodous23]

"Nice Legs!" And I have been drug tested, twice, and I cheated and passed both times. Try sitting in the waiting room with a bottle of somebodyelse's piss between your thighs hoping you get called soon so it stays at body temp. Weed why don't they legalize it already?

[nico3641]

nice everything

[aslomski]

The legs are nice indeed.

[WhoRonPaul]

no i have never taken a drug test! i wont cooperate with that kind of surrendering of liberty- let the anti-american business that wants to do that not find employees and evetually they go out of business (unless congress bails them out)

[cocoalove12]

you sound so much different!!

[dpm423]

I wish for once in my life that I could say something nice to a gorgeous woman like this one and she not take this moment wrong.This is what I mean this lady is just gorgeous in my heart absolutely perfect so what does this mean? Well it means that more than likely no matter what I say to her its not going to come out right.I am nervous and for those that are missing the point in laimen terms"you are so beautiful to me that I am totally loosing my composure here"I want you beyond words 'get it?"

[bjf2008]

hope everything went ok,, that dude sounded like a douche,,but i cant disagree with him tho' lolol,,,but he could have kept it to himself lolol,,,did u get the job atleast??

[8GOAT]

aaahahaha. you do have nice legs tho. but that was hilarious

[ttoale]

HAHAHA! Nooo... you should have told him you're underage LOL

[JDI180]

It's hard to know what to do in those situations. If you want him to stop looking, then I would suggest the following.

(1) If u think he's dangerous, find someone who works there (or a woman in the room) & start asking questions like "What goes in this box?"

(2) Roll your eyes...or say "whatever"

(3) get back to your magazine or questionnaire

NOTE: I would do something besides laugh. Guys think that u *like it* if u laugh after hearing a pick-up lines

Did u get the job?

Best o luck!!

[sherwinjtb]

if there's one thing i don't like is seeing the doctor, i'm not very patient sitting in a queue... i wait for 2 hours and i talk to the doctor for 2 minutes arghhh!

but u do have nice legs O.o

just take in the compliment i reckon, no harm done

[bringTHEheat2008]

LOL

[JumpStop1]

luckily i don't work in a field where they need to check my pee.

the music industry kinda needs drugs.... i just have to take care of them rock stars when they take to much hahah

[passyourdrugtest]

ha could you imagine? studios needimg to screen people

[BlitzWing00]

I'm sure he thought your legs were nice because you didn't have any needle tracks all over them.

Not to say your legs aren't nice by the way, LOL. =)

[denie8]

KOOLIO

[tklawl123]

hey nice legs

[Reficul07]

Lolz you should have did it like Kronk. "Riiiiiiight..."

[andhisband]

Five jobs in the last four years. The only one that didn't require a drug test was the one where I worked for an outfit that makes drug tests. o_O

And they *time* you. Take too long and you lose. Who needs that kind of pressure?

[xSamanthaNicole]

omigosh! lol

[mildrid135]

why does sears do drug tests

[vclamp]

company mandated drug test = peeing in and around a cup. Yes around :p

Well done.

[kewlguy1021]

hahaha thats funny!!!well why were you wearing a mimi skirt to a drug test? to pee better? hahah jk

[polkarox]

cool cool

[dc17productions]

jee.. that sounds creepy !

[andrewm211]

you do have some sexy legs sam lol. they guy who played the older guy was funny

[CraigJInzana1000]

haha, ya, u do have nice legs, but if he was as creepy as u made him look, then thats weird...i guess it's wierd to tell a girl she has nice legs randomly too

[xSamanthaNicole]

yea it's a little wierd lol

[chrispyweezil]

take it as a compliment and let it go

[mildrid135]

woooooo

[thelastknight69]

LEGS!!!!!!!! lol whats my name again?