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  • so smart!!

  • hey guys check out my channel for my african grey parrot :)

  • Tui: Whataya doin? Can I get a kiss?

    Man: Im having a cup of coffee.

    Tui: Sure.

    Man: Good. Is that all right with you?

    Tui: Whataya doin?

    Man: I told you

    Tui: SHUT UP!

    xD I luv this bird!

  • Ya, thar bird isn't misstreated. She's happy & being a parrot. They are always loud & noisy talkers. Its easy enough to get frustrated and tell them to shut up, much as u would tell a barking dog to shut up, only the dog can't repeat it! Haha. I think its really cute!! Adorable!

  • So funny! Hahaha boast birdy, he's gotta be fun to have around.

  • HAHAHAHA "DONT tell me to shut up." - "......ill kick your ass."

  • Love this video lol

  • rofl

  • Asshole. I cant stand morons who think they know how to train animals, and totally misuse and overdo the word "dominance". I have Thoroughbred horses, dogs, cats, and a grey parrot who was mishandled by a twit like this. Makes my skin crawl.

  • @universalradio he wasn't mistreating the parrot dewd, he probably just got frustrated and yelled at the bird, and the next time she imitated what he said before in his frustration, leading to the argument. the bird seems to be fine :U

  • "Go in the cage."

    "That's right."

    "SHADDAP!"

  • When I'm older I'm going to get one of these birds and train it to be a condescending jerk. That will be the best form of entertainment ever!

  • ha ha ha he has been possessed by the spirit of Alf Stewart

  • 24 people got their arses kicked by Tui.

  • WOW how did you get him talking like that please tell me so I can train mine to talk like that

  • boy, living in an apartment with an african grey would not be easy.

  • This video is absolutely hysterical. Thanks for sharing

  • LOL I love this video: Yes birds are incredibly smart & have a great sense of humour! They certainly know how to control us!! Plus they crave so much attention! I have a olive rainbow lorikeet & she follows me everywhere around the house & throws a tantrum if she cant go in the car with me!! Thanks for sharing, its very entertaining!

  • "Shut up!" "I did" hahaha, that parrot has you trained, eh? ;)

  • Crank parrot:wow!

  • That's awesome! He's so adorable!

  • Hi Mate,

    I just got a congo at 5 months old. I had a senegal for 4 months. I was hoping for any tips and advice as your bird keeping skills are great (I have watched many of your vids).

    Perhaps we could chat? Maybe on Skype or steam messenger. My guy is quite timid ad I rescued him from a pet shop where he was not treated right. The owner used to pull him out by the feet. He already takes food from my hand, does the hello wing, and lets me pet him. A

  • O my god this is funny. What does she do when you use the vacuum.

  • Wow...... Fucking amazing, mine just shouts quiet all the time, and kiss my ass

  • I swear this bird cost me over 300$ of damage lol my bird is going bald! I think its bored.

  • @xXTearsx0fxSorrowxX African greys need attention , if you keep them alone for days they'll start plucking their feathers out . If you can't spend time with them then they're not the bird for you .

  • you cant just sit there without looking for your parrot keep on looking man we want more videos . thumbs up so he can see

  • what amazing range of vocabulary she has!

  • what a lil sass mouth!

  • Apparently, Andrew Jackson's parrot has to be taken out of his funereal because he couldn't stop swearing. Andrew Jackson was insane, beating people with canes and shit.

  • :))))) This is Corleone's man! 

  • Fucking g

  • i wan't that bird!! Bwahahaha!!!!!

  • Too bad it flew away lol

  • "i'm not coming to you, you've been yelling at me!"

  • this bird can make a hell of a tough manager !

  • lawlz

    

  • Where did you get that toy the bird is playing with. I like the noise it makes. I would like one like it for my own bird who does not have enough toys.

  • LOL SO FUNNY!!!! kskiwi, its because of you and tui i decided to get a grey! THANK YOU!!!!!! And i am sooo sorry you lost tui

  • Watch out what you say and do if you own an African Grey! You can easily turn your best friends relationship into best enemies relationship!

  • SHUT UP!

    I DID!

    SHHH!!!

    can i get a kiss? lmao

    <3 this bird

  • Bird: What are you doing? Man: Im drinking cof.... Bird : Shut up! HAHAHAHA!

  • I could watch that bird forever

  • My bird doesn't like his toy ! wt shoyld i do ?

  • I love this video, it is so funny! I haven't laughed this hard in a long time!

  • LOL BIRD: WHAT ARE YOU DOING? MAN: I TOLD YOU! BIRD: SHUT UP

  • ILL KICK YOUR AZZ NO ILL KICK YOURS LOL. TO FUNNY

  • This made my day today. I seriously lolled.

  • "what are you doing? can i get a kiss?

    "im having a cup of coffee"

    "you sure?" XD

  • lol I love how he lowers his foot when he goes shhhhh

  • It's funny watching you two argue like that. xD -Faved-

  • tui 'SHUT UP'

    guy 'dont tell me to'

    tui 'SHUT UP!!'

  • OMG A PARROT WITH A BRITISH ACCENT!!! *hugs computer screens*

  • @crazyteensJHH It's a New Zealand accent, easy mistake though.

  • @netstormuk Yeah, I caught that right after I posted. lol : )

  • This is the BEST talking bird video I've EVER seen!!! Laughed so hard I cried....thanks for sharing!! I'm in USA so it's awesome to hear a bird with an accent!

  • Benny I have an african grey too trust me all they need to do is hear something ONE time to be able to repeat it.

  • Can anyone help me...i have a prob making my grey stepping up in his cage..outside it he steps up normallu but in it he dont...can anyone help me??

  • i think u yelled at it a little more than just once...

  • RIP tui... :(

  • Lmfao ill kick ur ass lol the Guy goes ill kick urs lmfao hahaha

  • Awesome, I've just got an African Grey, very clever birds!!

  • This what happen when the owner of a paraket , is a Man !

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  • your bird is gonna kick your ass

  • He is so funny lol I recently just bought a 5 week babe , an I am sorry for ur lost .. Can't wait till my

    Bird to speak like that lol

  • I like how she raises her claw everytime she says "shh" or "shutup." XD

  • 2:40 look a peanut woooooooaaaahhh

  • I'm so sad that he lost his baby!!! I would be heart broken if anything ever happened to mine... My heart goes out to you

  • This bird is unfortunately dead, but I named my African Grey Tui because of this bird.

  • haha, excellent! got an oz accent as well!

  • l0l hes says shut up at 1:57 and then gives him the finger :D to funny

  • I love Tui talking with an accent.. that is so funny.. I would like to get Tui with my African grey , Africa... they would have great conversations.. lol

  • This is one of the most entertaining birds I've ever seen!

  • amazing

  • "What're you doing?" "I'm..." "SHUT UP!" I love this bird. He's awesome lol

  • *what are you doing?* I'm ha- *SHUT UP!!"

  • I like how she called you a "good girl" at the end (or maybe she was just reciting it to fill in that part of the conversation). Maybe, just to make gender-specific phrases easier, someone who's going to train their parrot should make sure it's the same sex as them?

  • this scares this shit out of me, that bird is too smart!!!

  • lol... can i borrow Tui for when the kids are home?

  • SO FUNNY! I think its the accent. :D

    And a little creepy hearing that low voice coming out of that bird. I guess I'm use to a light, soft and feminine voice coming out of birds.

  • "I'll kick your arse!"

    "I'll kick yours"

    Lol hilarious.

  • Awww lol

    Serrves yuh right lol

    Don Mess Wid De Brirrd Buddy xP

    Dat was just tooo cute <3

  • Tui is just adorable!! She really made my day : ) I'm so sorry you lost her : ( they really become your best friends and it's hard to lose someone your so close to. Thank you for sharing her antics with us tho : )

  • This is like a normal disfunctional conversation except its with a parrot xD

  • only tell the bird what you want it to know or say haha. like I guess if it's being annoying, teach it to make noises that are nice like singing

  • What are you doing?

    I told you I'm dr...

    Shut up!

  • I'm wondering what kind of toy that is that Tui has and where you got it, the one that she turns to get a peanut? i'd love to get one for my CAG :)

  • Who says he ever told the parrot to shut up?... He could be having a heated argument with his wife (if applicable), and the parrot picked it up. x)

  • So funny he's like I'll kick your ass the guy is like I'll kick yours!!

  • this is a reflection on the owners attitude on this bird.....it my be amusing to viewers but its not stupid and is picking up the owners abuse towards the bird......this is not right

  • It is hysterical how this guy is arguing with the bird.ummmm lol

  • roflmao, you got served, homie!

  • wow thats really clear lol!!!

    I would love if my bird did that

  • Oh my gosh! I have an African Grey Congo and he is thee funniest thing I've EVER met! He says the same stuff! Anytime someone knocks on the door he barks and calls people a stupid shit! Oh man! But this is the funniest video I've EVER seen! Post more please! LOL!

  • @stroogleberrie10 He can't, Tui flew away and never returned :( heartbreaking

  •  #LOL

  • I love when it says "shut up," "stop it," and "I'll kick your ass."

  • Saw your video on lost parrot

  • african greys are very smart! my congo who passed away on us told us what she wanted, responded to phrases we gave her and was getting to know her colors! my grey now knows how to hold a conversation in 2 different voices!

  • I haven't had a laugh like that for long time.I have AG myself and they are and can

    be very funny.You should hear my guy in the background making comment to this.

    Thank you for brightening my day and I just adore your accent(I mean both of yours)

    Tui is adorable!

  • 'Greyt' conversation!!

  • i like what he does with his claw when goes shuuuuuu

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  • How old is it now

  • @ 1:50

    Parrot: "What are you doing?"

    Owner: "I told you..."

    Parrot: "Shut up!"

  • i think your birds awesome. i show everyone this video. dont worry about all those jerks that say your a bad owner. i had a red lory when i was lil and he cursed up a storm all the time. its hillarious if you ask me

  • I'll kick your ass......can I get a kiss XD Biopolar much XD Too Cute ;)

  • O she is too cute!

  • What are you doing?

    I'm having a---

    SHUT UP!

    lol, that's hilariously cute.

  • This is awesome.

  • This is amazing! I can't stop laughing!

  • That parrot says he's gonna kick his ass ... lol! That's too damn cute. :D

  • I have an african grey. He talks about aliens coing and that we need to hide in the cupboards :)

  • @FaithRunner85 you should film it i wanna see XD

  • i love when she says shhhhh!! shut up!! and raises her fingers at you lol thats funny!

  • classic! :)

  • ill kick your ass ill kick yours

  • WARNING about PEANUTS: No pet birds of any kind should EVER be given peanuts because they can contain a deadly fungus called aspergillus. I ignored this warning, and paid for it dearly when my sweet African Gray died from it. :o( PS Your bird is MAGNIFICENT.... I LOVE him!!!

  • "what are you doing?" "i'm." "SHUT UP"

  • She has your accent!! adorable shes totally fucking with you

  • She has your accent!! adorable

  • LOL omg! she's just amazing! 'WOAW! how was that?' hahaha 'I can't reach' 'can I get a kuss?' 'Whatchya doin? SHUT UP!' lol

    you can definitely tell there is some level of understanding too - 'what happens when you squeal?' 'I go in the cage' HAHA.

    so sorry to hear about Tui, you must have been so upset. I hope she's safe & happy wherever she is, I'm sure she's missing you.

  • Rofl walk into a pet store n all the birds say

    "Il Kick your ass"

    "Shut up"

    "Be Quiet"

  • Seems folks missed the message at the beginning where he explains that he was human one day and yelled at Tui. He regrets it, but it's done. You need to watch all of kskiwi videos before you judge.

  • Nice my favorite

  • Haha you two sound like an old married couple! Whereabouts in Aus are you? 

  • this is some crazy stuff right there, who would ever think that bird would cop an attitude.

  • hahaha love it!

  • like very much so!

  • hes immatating his master voice he sure sounds like th male voice in the video so the master taught him all these words for a you tube video and now hes repramanding the bird yikes !

  • It's a shame this parrot has learnt so much negative stuff, they learn words/sounds they hear the most so it leads me to believe it's not a happy household :(

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  • *turns toy* look a peanut! *turns toy again* WWOOAAHHH

  • @draco3113 Yeah, that was cute. XD

  • I have the same kind of parrot and he never...shuts....up!

  • lol i'll kick auss

  • well unfortunitly the master of the parrot has to tell him these words over and over and they only mimic what they here !

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  • @gunsppk Not Necessarily. My Grey has picked up words and sounds hes only heard once. While things we want him to learn and repeat often he wont bother. All it takes is a sound that is sharp, loud or somehow interesting to them.

  • I'm actually thinking of getting a parrot after seeing one at the petstore.. Never considered it until I was watching an Umbrella cockatoo for a few minutes after it had hopped off its perch and started wandering around the store and one of the store clerks ordered it to go back to his cage, which it promptly did... Then it came over to me when It was ontop of the cage and bowed down at me so I would scratch its head... It's to bad these things are so expensive though.

  • Parrot: I'll kick your ass

    Asshole: I'll kick yours

    Lmao

  • Glad to see there are some other people that agree with me. Thats what birds do... They make lots of noise! They shouldnt be yelled at for that. I can understand the ocational shut up but it sounds like she been told this alot. Also it's so dark in there. Birds need sun light. So sad.

  • @daisygrantt

    All it takes is one time for a bird to pick up "shut up"... and as for the darkness comment... Have you ever heard of "night time" you know where the sun goes down... and then it gets dark outside... Look at his other videos.. he is clearly not a bad bird owner..

  • That poor bird has to listen to that ass hole tell him shut up all the time! I feel sorry for the bird.

  • whatcha doin SHUT UP lmao

  • at first i thought the bird was just saying things he had heard until he said "what're your doing?" and then interrupted by telling him to shut up! Man, these birds are geniuses :D

  • what happens when you squeal, go in cage LOL!!!!!

  • i lol'd

  • Glad to know i'm not the only person who has conversations with my bird.

  • Hehehe. Man (particularly that guy) versus bird, the endless struggle.

    Brings me back to when I was a kid. We used to have a parrot named Baby that would perch on my dad's shoulder, then -out of nowhere- bite his ear. Each time she did, dad would sort of smack her away and shout "bad Baby!" It got to the point that she would perch there and RIGHT BEFORE she was going to bite him, she'd start muttering to herself; "Baaaad Baby bad Baby badBaby"-CHOMP!

  • i'm laughing so fucking hard

  • ill kick you ass *slice*

  • one of my favorite videos.! cracks me up everythime. Our family "quotes" it alot. ahha

  • one of my favorite videos.! cracks me up everythime.

  • I love how Tui has a bit of an accent. XD

  • i love how he points with his foot!

  • to make a parot to stop yelling at u just ingnore him !and dont talk to him and try to leave the room~!

  • omg xD

  • I used to have an African Grey, her name was Frankie, she was just a baby when my mom and my ex-step dad split up, he got her.

    she only knew a few things.

    when someone came out of the bathroom in a towel she would whistle x)

    and she stuck her tongue out of the side of her beak when she made kissy noises

    she only said "I'm a pretty bird." and "SHUT UP FRANKIE!"

  • what are you doing?

    i told y-

    SHUT UP!

  • what are you doing now be quiet shut up!

  • I don't care how accepted or normal it is, the fact that he's having a conversation with a bird still blows my fucking mind

  • @maliciousxx88 Even weirder when you think about it, birds are evolved dinosaurs. It makes you wonder if dinosaurs could talk and have conversations too.

  • amazing

  • Omg, the hand thing it does when it goes "Shhhh!"

    It even mimicked your body language, amazing.

  • hi

    i bought a 5 months old african grey , and he is so scared and when get close he screams , what should i do to make him like yours ? (not scared) ???

  • @m7mad95 Where did you bought him? Make sure he isn't a captured wild parrot, usually they'll never become good pets. Isn't it a medical condition? Is he in pain? If not, trust is something you build. Sit next to his cage, talk to him, don't look at him at first. If he's comfortable with you next to his cage, build on from that. Don't push when he starts to scream or he'll start biting you.The owner of Tui has some other videos on You Tube, check those out. Good luck.

  • I'll kick your ass I'll kick yours!

  • lol, he won't let you talk now. What a twist of the tables. lol

  • LMAO

  • I name my african grey Tui because of these videos. She is starting to say "Tui Tui Tui Tuiiiiii." Its sad that this Tui flew away.