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  • Boat. island. Plant seeds. Shotgun.

    On a side note I hate it how the shotgun is now underpowered when it comes to zombies in halo 1 all you had to do is shoot them once now in halo 3 it's more effective to Melee zombies??????

  • zombie plan

    1)steal a chain gun

    2) step out door

    3) fuck shit up

  • My plan is similar to 1Jarofdirt's, but instead of a shotgun I'd take a sword. I figure if headshots kill them, decapitation should work to.

  • steal a bus, go to stop and shop, steal food, load the bus up, use my family as bait, and steal the guns from the local police station and hide in my aunt's house off the island in the forest.

  • Zombie Plan

    1) Steal bus

    2) Ram gun shop to steal guns

    3)Steal another bus or if possible a dump truck

    4) get the hell out of the city

    5) find secure place to hole up

    fine its not brilliant but at least I have a plan :)

  • Bow chicka honk honk

  • awkward moment when your friend sends you this video and your name is brian. thats how i feel now

  • All i need is a rifle and Im all set. I already have the sword and towel, but i might raid my neighbors house to get some extra weapons.

  • Obviously Griff doesn't play Call of the Dead on BO.

  • Take car.

    Go to Mum's.

    Kill Phil.

    Grab Liz.

    Go the Winchester.

    Have a nice cold pint.

    And wait for all of this to blow over.

  • If the zombies take over, I'd grab my copy of the Guide, grab my towel, stick out my thumb, and get the fuck off this planet.

  • Forget guns, i have the greatest plan on the planet. I will surround my house with treadmills facing me.

  • @TheDraindeimo

    BEST PLAN EVER!!  Unless they figure out how to move them. Then that's trouble!

  • This, is where the zombies started to become awesome.

  • FIND GUN SHOOT A CHICKEN KILL ZOMBIES MORE ZOMBIES HAVE A POO CRASH A CAR GET A BOAT WITH LOADS OF SUPPLIES GO TO ALASKA AND SLEEP AND DRINK AND PARTY TILL ITS OVER

  • @vPaperMario like a boss

  • FIND GUN SHOOT A CHICKEN KILL ZOMBIES MORE ZOMBIES HAVE A POO CRASH A CAR GET A BOAT WITH LOADS OF SUPPLIES GO TO ALASKA AND SLEEP AND DRINK AND PARTY TILL ITS OVER

  • All you silly people whos plan is to load up on guns, youre as good as dead if their numbers reach higher than your amount of bullets you have.

    Im gonna go for the crowbar in my belt, and a good 5 to 6 feet long solid metal pole in my hands. and a sniper rifle on my back in case i need to help out some sexy chick from a distance. wont be dragging it with me too long though. Key is to stay on the move. And save the canned food for as long as possible.

  • hard to believe tex went along with this. Chances are she was paid.

    My zombie plan. raid the nearest guntsore. which is about two blocks away. then raid the market. then raid a used car sales place and grab an rv. raid a gas station and hole up with other survivors in either an apartment complex, a hotle, or a mall

  • Bow Chicka Bow Wuuuuuurrgghhhhhhh...

  • well i know how to fly a plane.......my zombie plan is ready.

  • @mattstorm360 your gonna need to to refuel at one point

  • @r0flc0pt3r117 My plan is to get a small fast plane that can carry a lot of fuel and and use less of it. and if i can't i will fly as far as i can before i need to land.

  • @mattstorm360

    do you know how to fly a plane, do you know where to find a plane, do you know what type of fuel that plane runs on?

    be logical

  • @wevor4tard i live near a airport that have small planes that are made for long travle. the planes would most likly be on the runway or in a the hangers. i would need to find a fuleing truck carrying jet-A fuel and start fueling the plane. *so it may be like the left 4 dead -dead air final.* when i fuel it run i get on the plane. *useing a lader so i dont have to drive a step car away and then find out how to get back on* and then drive to the runway and take off.

  • @mattstorm360

    do you know how to land, where to land, and simply how to operate a plane?

  • @wevor4tard How to fly a plane? Yes

    How to land? Yes

    Where to land? unknow... I need to know how the zombies react . for all we know grifs plan will fail becuse the zombies can move faster in cold or worse hitting the zombies head off wont kill it.

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  • brian, brian , i want brian cabose, it brains not brian, oh opps must have read the script wrong ,moning moning

  • My 4 step Zombie Plan:

    1.Get alot of weapons and ammo

    2.Find a plane to Egypt

    3.Once the plane lands run to the Nile River

    4. Survive and watch the zombies burn!

  • @MasterPh0bia i know how to fly a plane......

  • I Have 3 zombie plans

    They all start by staying in my house and if the zombies get in i get the the attic and where i can live there for 2 weeks

    1: Take my RC plane and take it off from my roof to fly around to see how far the infection is and see if anyone is alive and if they are the cam i put under the plane will see them.

    2:Find ppl that can build and shotguns so i can turn my home and the other next to mine in to a base of operation. where we can live there for days or years

    3: SECRET

  • My plan is: I'll give each of my friends and family a gun (90 family members and 34 friends)

    and we all stick together as a group, and travel to the North.

  • @SuperTopmaster Read World War Z. Eventually, food rand out and they resorted to cannibalism.

  • my plan is to get any wepons i can lock myself in the house berofre i do i get anyting usefull to go to a groc and hget them back to my house with the cart tosquish then zombies and when u get back home i lock myself with the food and wepons like knife fork chair and console

  • my zombie plan is to go shaun of the dead style on that shiz

  • Mines to locate all food and find a katana and a shotgun.

    Also a chainsaw. Hide in a supermarket.

  • My zombie plan is to go to use a flame thrower and shotgun then move to Alaska with Grif

  • I have like 3 plans adapted from many I saw

  • My zombie plan is to take all my friends to an island in the carribean and start a new life there,while the rest of the world gets devoured

  • My zombie plan is to go to mcdonalds and eat all their food until I get really fat and steamroll all the zombies with my fat found body

  • My zombie plan: I knowingly infect my self and devour all the otter zombies

    Plan B: take my replica Excalibur sword and cut down as many zombies as I can!

  • my zombie plan is to go in th walmart store and run 2 th ammunition bar nd wen ive run outa walmart food ill go 2 th sams storee near walmart nd jst keep transfering shopz wif a BIG group of ppl

    whoz in?

  • My zombie plan FPS Russia

  • we need more PSAs

  • When I watched this on the DVD I laughed my ass off because I have the exact same plan as Grif! He's awesome(:

  • i have like 5 zombie plans

  • ROMERO'S BEARD!

  • Bow chicka wow wwuuuuurrggghhhh

  • I have at least 47 different zombie plans

  • I'm just gonna stick with the "Zombie Survival Guide" which can commonly be found in the local bookstores humor section btw I'm shooting for the lightsaber already got some katanas

  • @Zorlite dude i want that book so damn bad!

  • Thirty-Seven!!!!????

    Oh, and did they forget that Tex is in a robot body? Or is this before Gary went boom?

  • I like Simmons plan but I would probably freeze myself after the 2 weeks

  • i live in maine so its cold enough and i have a good knowledge of explosives and i have alot of guns so im good

  • I like the Alaska Idea

  • "hey church how long do we keep this up?"

    "when they all go into hiding, grab their flag and run"

    "BRIANS. I WANT BRIANS!"

  • my plan involves a shotgun a group of survivors staying the hell away from someone i know gas station and a road trip to canada

  • 99% of the plans in the comments r retarded n completely unrealistic (should a zombie apocalypse occur).

    my plan is to just go with it and find supplies n weapons as i go.

  • how the hell is ths related to leeroy jenkins?

  • If your plan is to head off to a mall or wal-mart, then I have a death certificate with your name on it.

  • bow chica bow booooowgh

  • 17 people are zombies and have no sense of humor.

  • I'm sorry but for everyone who suggests that they go ape shit on the zombies as states in the comments below is going to fucking die within the first few weeks if lucky. :-D

  • lol

  • my plan is too get a shotgun from walmart. the head for the nearest cabellas and live there.

  • I live in Wisconsin. Land of the heavily armed and home of the trigger happy. We have more firearms than we do people. Not to mention the ridiculously cold winters. If zombies invaded they'd probably last about as long as it takes us to form an angry mob. Same goes for the U.P. of Michigan.

  • I also know how to make an exploding battery

  • Igrab all the food from a grocery store throw it onto a bridge with a support beam and blow off the two ends i bring some sheet metal to make shelter when it rains and to use to get off when they climb up they won't have a good grip so i hit them with a bat.

  • Mine involves grabbing all the guns in my house and getting into my stepdad's van and getting the hell out of dodge.

  • well i wold not escape into a cold area it's better in a warm and wet one because the zombies would decay faster and they will soon be that rotten that they cant eat your brain anymore

  • maybe siberian russia would be better... i would take friends,ammo,guns, and a kung fu staff with one blade on each side(i train kung fu and i would attach it to my staff). the part two is a secret butis is resumed in some words:siberian russia,china,himalaya,shaolin,­medicine,kung fu, weapons, supplies,high,cold,isolated

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  • I'm with grif off to alaska!

  • @NativeEagle7 you'll never make it :P

  • Zombies don't have to swim, they float or sink and walk on the bottom

  • zombies don't have enough blood to freeze!!

  • Ok, two people | Tank | Keep driving, leapfroging from fuel to supplies

  • online dating brides *lushfmlk.info*

  • Steal a military jet fly around kill as many zombies as I can from the air then land, refuel and take off again and go to Alaska

  • my zombie plan is to get military training and get a license for 3 different guns and board up my house. :) even if the zombie apocalypse doesn't exist i at least have something to defend against burglars. XP

  • hide under my blankets! 

  • In my zombie plan, imma be riding to mexico... on a jackass... with a sombrero.... those beaner zombies will think i ft in... oh wait...

  • In my zombie plan, ill run to my kitchen and slit my throat : D

  • I'd go to the beach and climb up a tree. Then I would get out a flamethrower and torch anything that comes near.

  • 17 people must be zombies.

  • The 17 who disliked this must be zombies...

  • what is this sound bit from?

  • great its so funny

  • my idea: find a defensible zone wall it off so that me, a bolt action rifle, a .22, and 10,000 rounds for each of them are the only things inside (oh and food to... and water.)

  • I already got a machete and a pistol, and when the zombies come, well im staying home, in my city houses are builded with bricks and concrete, and we got no yard, instead we have a place to park the car with a big iron door that surrounds the house. I also got a... I dont know the name in english, its a big iron stick to break concrete walls, I got two of those one large and one small, the idea? break the heads of the ones who comes close with the machete and those things

  • @Enyoiyourself city centers are strategic places for military bombing runs.

  • @immrgrunty1363 I dont exactly live in a city center, I dont know the name in english, the point is, the place where its more probably they bomb, would be Polanco, Satelite, Roma, Centro and u know, parts with a lot of people, the place I live its already rotten enough, I think th militia would have a laugh at see my place falling appart :3

  • 37. I remember when this first aired. Now there are T-Shirts saying "Ask me about my Zombie Plan."

  • my zombie plan is to kill myself befor they get me by nukeing a state lol

  • Anyone else realize that the crew of the third Resident Evil movie might have taken Grif's idea?

  • my zombie plan is to highjack a plane and go to figi *just like jim carry* and await others with this plan. we will then build a militia, and use the plane to travel around the world and destroy all the zombies and hopfully find a qure back on figi!

    this is perfect because we will be on an unexplored island and no zombie can swim without freezing to death and zombies don't have moterskills!

  • @dragons107 One read the zombie survival guide you bluetard. The cold wont kill the zombie it will just freeze the zombie until the next spring. Yous said you would highjack a plane,. So saying you were even able to find a plane and figure out how to fly it how would you find fuel cause almost all plane fuel would be gone

    And two if the infection was already international how would you fit a militia onto a plane and fight millions of zombies with limited resoarce's? just wondering.

  • @TheCreamofwheat Dude....I need you

  • What do you mean by that?

  • their best PSA yet!

  • my zombie plan is still a cruse liner and go to Hawaii

    with my AA-12

    2ND plan

    go to the mall get as much supplies to the top part and blow the stairs

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  • im going with griff

  • 17 people are going to be dinner...

  • I'd get a sword and some light armor, somehow aquire explosives and just wing it. If I am backed into a corner I'd attach the explosives to myself, run into a crowd of zombies and detonate. My backup plan is to go to the nearest Military base. My secret plan C is secret

  • Bow chika bow wouuuuuuuuuuuuu

  • i cant find this!

  • i will go to the yukon and i have been turning my truck into a killing macheine and bring my freinds family...and chuck norris... forget the truck...just chuck norris

  • Run like hell, and find all the weapons and body armor I can find, while getting surrviovors that want to join me in my quest for the cure, which will go airborne once we find it!

  • Steal a spaceship and hide in orbit until they run out of flesh to eat. After a year or 2, i'll be able to find a female who survived and repopulate the earth.

  • @redbaronorcrowley oh yes you idiot then your kids would have to mate dumbass

  • @mamajama1000 And since i suppose you all assume your plans will work, some of you have to be right or at least get lucky. Shotgun theory. Thousands of whackjobs with random ideas. Some of them have to work. Besides, i can't be the only one with the idea. And the repopulating the earth is optional, just as long as i survive (cackles)

  • My plan is to get the rendezvous, grab any of my friends that are still alive, and go to the gun shop and armory in town. Once we're done there, we'll head out to Niagra Falls and call in rescue from one of the nearby stores, providing the phone lines still work. If that doesn't work, we'll head towards mid-Canada and try to find a local police station and a number for emergency rescue stuff. If zombies DO have no body heat, then this should work out well.

  • what happens when the animals turn into zombies? The birds? the fish? the BUGS?!

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    -

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    Yeah, we're all fucked, eh?

  • @ILuvKonata No, that's when we retreat to the moon. Also, zombies dislike the taste of bugs, so they won't bite them, therefore they don't become zombies. Also, they aren't smart or fast enough to catch them.

  • you always need backup plans ad ones that are secret remeber to have a weapon friends and a safe area hope this keeps you from being killed n your body being taken over by zombieness i wouldnt want to hurt ya hehe you just got sarged

  • my plan is to head for hollywood and live with bill murry. heal be dressed as a zombie so they leave us alone lol

  • Find Chuck Norris

  • my zombie plan is to go to nasa and steal a spaceship and then head to the moon but first i need to get a ak-47s and alot off ammo;)

  • Remember kids, blades don't run out of ammo. Though you may need to sharpen them eventually.

  • My zombie plan is to stop at a gun store, buy the guns and bullets, and then head over to Costco. After a few weeks, I'll get on the road and head north.

  • Caboose: Brian... I want Brian...

    Tucker: Caboose it's brains, not Brian.

    Caboose: Oup, sorry, I must have read the script wrong. Moaning... Moaning!...

    ...i love it every time ^- ^

  • remember aim for the head

  • Kill every one of them thats in my way no surviors if bitten i will kill you no matter what best wepon 9mm pistol or mp5 both light weight and accuret. never stop moving if need rest climb in a tree.

  • My zombie plan is two words, "north korea" nobody can get in there. i will be safe

  • @rAbBlDC0W what if kim jong small shlong becomes a zombie with his small shlong zombie army rises?

  • My zombie plan is to get at least my brother's katana and whatever supplies I could take with me. Then I'd somehow get myself and the people I've teamed up with to the mountains of Lapland so the zombies would freeze. But if that wouldn't be cold enough I'd prefer going to Norway. Eventually we'd make our secured area more and more defensive and bigger. At some point we'd have to go to a town or a city to find more supplies and possible survivors. Then make our fleet back to the site.

  • My plan is to stay in a floating house and hunt birds with a bow and arrow. the house would move through the air like a hot air balloon and I would collect rain water.

  • Idiots you have to be prepared in advanced a have 5 years of food stord away, lots of gas. And plenty of guns and ammo. Im kind of parinoid that way...

  • @aiex72aiex72 nope just enough food for 2 weeks no guns SOME gas and swords and bows

  • @aiex72aiex72 I like the "Go to canada" Strategy

  • @aiex72aiex72 Alaska**

  • Mine is to hang combine all of yours together!!! MUAHAHAHA.....but wait i am very lazy.=(

  • get weapons for me friends and family get a bus or minivan (any large vehicle will do) drive to my uncles u haul it has a electric opening and closing fence a bunch of storage units with saws vehicle food and he has plenty of guns including a hunting rifle so someone can snipe from the roof

  • flamethrower...errr...grenades­....another flamethrower...maybe some gas to light up some buildings after luring the freaks into with fresh meat...woosh! haaw haw haw!

  • i have to agree with grif. just gotta bring a sledgehammer.

  • when im old enough im getting a civillian FN 2000. ill make plans as i go from their

  • I'm going to wine country, no one is going to think to go there. I'm going to be rocking some huge barrels of Cabernet and Pinot while the undead clamber outside. It will be too dry for the undead I'll just have to wait for the heat to dry them out like raisins and then they'll be mummified. If I ever run out of wine I'll just crush the mummified undead with a huge oak barrel. Anyone left will be easily dealt with and then it's harvest time and more wine for me.

  • I'm with simmons..... I'm not risking telling anybody but whose involved

    But going somewhere cold is a good idea

  • in my zombie plan i would first store up on weapons and food and then with a big group of survivers steal about 20 boats and when out a couple of miles tie all the boats together and make a city on the sea

  • My zombie plan is to wire the empire state building with a sht load of bombs. I will use myself as bait. as I run up to roof, I arm my detonator and ready my parachute and load my shotgun. right when all the floors are filled with zombies I jump off and pull my chute push the button.

  • im going to run to garretsons get all the guns and ammo they have in a uhaul then go out to las vegas win big and kill all the zombies

  • Mine is to grab some hammers from Rona (which is 2 minutes from my house), and drive myself up to Nunavut. I live in Ontario, so getting to Alaska would take too long.

  • 5 stars for Freakin' Awesome Sauce! XD

  • Whenever the zombie apocolypse does arrive, I'll be the zombie in the back with the 12guage, assault rifle, and hand grenades. Now that you've told me your plans, you guys are screwed!! :D

  • my zombi plan is to fense of my property with 3 of my frends and sinse i live on a farm food wont be a problem but power will so ill bild a few gasifire jenaraters to power the pumps that are conekted to our well after we do all that wil get a few cars drive to a gun store take as much as we posibly can then will get a truk and drive around piking up supliys and any survivers that we can find then ill bild a small army and ride my town of the living ded. :)

  • @sdevine1000 dude the gun store will be fucking looted....Also barricading your house aint gona stop zombies... U seen i am legend?? Zombies rip thru rooves and bloody enything... U may survive for a couple of days but wen zombies find u, u are in deep shit

  • My plan is to go out to sea on a cruise ship and stay there for as long as possible. After that, it's a secret.

  • Alaska, herp derp. Zombies can't swim nor can they survive in freezing weather.

    It's a legitimate strategy.

  • blanket fort. nerf guns. gummy bears.

    i do believe i'll be safe.

  • @MrsGerardArthurWay13

    that is a great plain five thumbs up

  • @MrsGerardArthurWay13 Best comment ever.

  • my plan is to trap them in a gated city then nuke the city while escape getting all the non infected out first

  • classic Left 4 Dead

  • my zombie plan is to lure them into a store with axes, machetes, and hopfully something to set them on fire or an acid to melt their skin or bones.

  • LOL that was funny

  • I'm going to my friends house, he has dozens of guns and a shitload of canned food. If that fails, i go to my local high school (assuming it's a Saturday), shit's built like a fortress. And if all else fails: get upstairs and plan my escape to the uninfected zone.

  • top floor of a skyscraper, boarded up...sniper rifle to take down sum zombies and one of those wale shooters to pull skittles up frm vending machines...Im gonnas tell someone to come get me eventually in a helicopter... or im going to rooster teeth...they will help out

  • Ill join ya on tht 1

  • Go to walmart board it up and carry wallmarts guns and their army knives hope for the best

  • u red my mind

  • My plan (assuming the outbreak is years later) i will have a cabin in the woods with suplies. I'm hoping to have a motorcycle (easy maneuvering between abandoned cars). Then spend the rest of my life hunting and building a large wooden wall around the cabin. Any survivors i see along the way I'll try to bring with me. Side note: I think if you cook it well enough you can eat the zombies you kill. It would be smart to feed it to an animal before trying it. (They don't become zombies)

  • not according to max brooks, anyway.

  • Popular misconceptions: 1)Chainsaws and shotguns suck! chainsaws run on gas and are heavy. Shotguns have low range heavy ammo and low accuracy. 2)Walmart=bad. At the beginning of an outbreak there will be massive panic and rioting. Stores will be swamped with frantic people. Even after the panic do you really think you're the only one with that idea? 3)They can still float... Even if you're on an island you're still in danger of floaters though they're a rare occurrence.

  • @AndyAutophobia

    how much of that was lifted from the zombies survival guide?

    :P lol

  • @AndyAutophobia some one has read zombie survival guide ;) ahha nice :)

  • @AndyAutophobia thats why 1 i stock up on gas and ammo for my shotgun and cleaning supplies for the gun and chainsaw then i go to walmart after everybody is dead there and if there is anybody alive there i shoot them in the face with my shotgun then if i go to a island if i see a floater i wont because i surronded the island with land mines so if they get on a beach they'll explode and if i see them floating ill shoot them before they can hit the mines!

  • @AndyAutophobia But the shotgun can even take out multiple zombies at once if they're within about 10 feet. That's without factoring in the bayonet. Any zombie that floats that far will have been without flesh too long to remain undead. As to walmart, bring a bunch of guns, unite all the panicking people into a resistance force.

  • @AndyAutophobia actually, zombie lack the coordination to swim, there lungs will fill with water and they will sink, mening they have the ability to walk (provided its not too deep) on the ocean floor.

  • @jonathanatack yes but he means that the dead bodys will fill up with gas as dead bodies do and will float up it does happen but its rare