Learning Piano to Get Laid (with Bo Burnham)

[orkanman55]

1:48 he is playing art is dead

[Ninjadude973]

I'm using the arpeggio eye thing on the girl I like.

If it works, I will watch this video every day for the rest of my life.

....

Okay just forget that last part.

[nanermanner]

did anyone else notice that he plays "art is dead" at 1:40

[dextromethorphan4504]

i love this guy, or i did.... hate the hair in this vid.... and the video its self is just dumb

[KiddSmiley96]

That video was so... arpeggio.

[JustinNuchanasaurous]

Let there be no illusion, Bo Burnham did get laid after this.

[shebootles77]

i hope that works in gay chicks :)

[LilBear9972]

Thats hot lolz 😊🐻🎶

[jazeffect]

id bang him anyway without the piano

[NoraMaybury]

Oh amir, I love you no matter what lame instrument you play

[BlackandRedization]

Where do they get so many HOT girls



[BlackandRedization]

That was totaly Air Bud

[Ariana10100]

Lol that wouldn't work on me cuz I've played piano for 11 years but I don't care cuz he's cute :P

[KammeratGak]

This kinda contradicts the saying that girls only want bad boy alpha-studs, right?

[Rockerboy3872]

1:15 the girl on the left of him....I wouldn't waste time if she was looking at me like that hahaha

[MineCraftGuy11]

"remember 3rd grades?" HAHAHAHAH YES I DO REMEMBER

[mrpainless45]

LOL he is pretty arpeggio...

[ghostprotudctions]

what is that song he is playing when the video starts

[FredBools1]

@ghostprotudctions owl city- fireflies

[FredBools1]

@ghostprotudctions sorry it's one thousand miles by vannessa carlton

[Dant7e]

NU IN DE BIOSCOOP FUCKING NU IN DE BIOSCOOP I FUCKING HATE THOSE COMMERCIALS FUCK THEM,YEAH THATS RIGHT FUCK THEM

[caseykiddmusic]

Notice, Bo Burnham is acting... these girls are not.

[youvebeenerined]

Hah!! This is so true ... Playing piano will automatically get you laid! How much you get laid is in direct correlation with how talented you are ... So Bo must get laid a lot! Bo if you need practice with judging which piano techniques will get you laid the fastest I am available ;)

[pennycandyfreak]

i love bo burnham, but this is just so.... weird...

[chuckisthebest033]

song at 1:40 ?? anyone know what song it is?

[Sabretale77]

@chuckisthebest033 Its from Art is Dead

[chevon13]

@1:30 HIS FACE XD

[OMFGDmanrules]

0:53 no joke, NO JOKE, today I did an arpeggio and this one hot chick in my class comes over and goes "Wow, that sounded beautiful" and i thought to myself "Holy shit. . .it works!"

[thelostworld]

you dont have to know about music, you just need to know how to scratch HAHA lmao

[Wirelez7]

i lol'd

[natmil1]

How to get laid with vapid cunts

[APocketOfTime]

I had a couple of girls listen to me play while I was in high school, but unfortunately I didn't know about the arpeggio thing so I didn't get laid until 19 :(

[freemovies411]

I'd like to see the bloopers/behind the scenes of this. XD Cuz I know Bo would actually be flustered with all these hot girls~ XD

[kate9987]

lol, he starts to play hid own song

[killerx10001]

bo is like one of the youngest guys that got a special on cc that i know of.

[laikamcgee]

all you have to do is be bo Burnham

[kaminamina]

I want Bo...

[insatiableTy]

All you need to do is learn to play a Five for Fighting song and you'll be fighting girls off with a stick (notice how i didn't make a stick joke)

[123dunnboy]

1:30 "this one will be about you."

"bitch..."

[Blonguin]

I'm a man and I'd sleep with Bo.

[Blonguin]

I love how he starts playing Art Is Dead

[Guitar4Life2613]

art is dead

[rcb3000]

Where's volume 2??

[animatedgirl9]

I'd like to be one of the girls in this

[TheFinalIllusion]

Bo, you are a boss

[BlueLegoStudios]

Dude I love third grade...Hearing the same crappy recorder noise every two seconds and your friends thought they were cool cause they could play hot cross buns 20 times in a row.. Good times.

[dfkjlsafds]

How To Get Laid:

Step 1: Be Bo Burnham

Step 2: Get Laid

[Nerdfighter007]

Um, really all you have to do is BE Bo...

[mahajanparth]

YUNO upload volume 2............

[Walesftw]

cos integrity is sexy as well



[lolzattack12]

how to get laid: be Bo Burnham

[musicmanaj92]

Spend 12 years in music school, practice for hours, make beautiful music = forever alone

Arpeggio = get laid instantly

[Macillis]

is that ART IS DEAD at 1:42 :O

[Destiny3231]

@Macillis yep!

[lumberj23]

In order to skip the intro, press 2:52 !

[jcreator1]

I remember third grade...

[SamPlausible]

Now somehow all of those humiliating piano lessons from when I was 3 years old don't seem so bad! :)

[11792627]

Its sad that my friend does this and it works.....

[MrAlexeatsyou]

octaves are 7 keys XD



[hawkman96j]

@MrAlexeatsyou ..... are you..... retarded?

[Phillyfan320]

0:54....that ass!

[TheVideosurfer21]

i love the way he starts to play "art is dead"

[perfacetus]

"Vapid", my new word for the day...

[SirQwerty12]

So, when do we get the recorder video?

[DalleDayul]

lol my cousin told me that he said the arpeggio eye thing on a date and his girlfriend bitch slapped him XD

[MrSwagSupreme]

Bo has hotter girls than Jake's

[golfjew23]

boom biich

[Yanmegaman5]

What's the song he was playing in the start?

[philondez]

@Yanmegaman5 A Thousand Miles by Vanessa Carlton

[Emicious]

Anyone else catch when he started playing "Art is Dead" ?

[DAaBean]

damn i play the piano and i know how to write music im set 4 life! =D

[mev200]

Funny thing is Arpeggio actually mean's a Broken chord, A.K.A, a normal chord's note's played in a row, so C E G, Not just the chord he played in the video. It's an interesting concept of how they use Arpeggio in this video XD

[hannyd3w]

i thought barney doesn't take pupils...

[kstearry]

and by the end of this, he actually fu*ked every single one of these girls..

[Zekolien]

Hmm.....Arpeggio....

[Coogars10]

He's soo cute(:

[MrCreationFlow]

so hmm some one can tell wuts the begining song? like before he start to talk , jsut after the opening?

[TomRocksTurtles]

@MrCreationFlow A Thousand Miles by Vanessa Carlton (:

[ferdinands]

I so arpeggio this video!!

[owninglouis]

whats the song bo played at the intro

[Hikarilover123]

He has good points...

...arpeggio.

[Zodiac94]

OMG ITS JAKE !!!! :D HE EVEN HAS THE SAME VOICE :D

[Sylreana]

So ah...what happens when you run into a woman that actually knows how to play? :)

[Shadowmourne07]

@Sylreana You pretend to play guitar xD

[shifatkhan]

I attracted a woman....my mother

[christopherdavidhewi]

I LOVE IT!

[TheKoreanMissile]

what was the song he was playing in the beginning?

[BBitsy]

@TheKoreanMissile vanessa carlton, a thousand miles

[CrispyWaffle21]

Learning Piano to get laid:

Step 1: Drop piano on women until brain is dead.

Step 2: DONE

[Cherrie951]

@Ace1of2Spades3 Lol yes, I do, they're ridiculously easy.

[Ace1of2Spades3]

does anyone here actually know what an arpeggio is?

[saramonster133]

@Ace1of2Spades3 No!!

[essamalex]

@Ace1of2Spades3 it means that you play the notes of the chords individually

[kstearry]

@Ace1of2Spades3 is a musical technique where notes in a chord are played or sung in sequence, one after the other, rather than ringing out simultaneously.

[RedCl0ud22]

@Ace1of2Spades3 I do.

[skyflyer49]

i like how he played one of his songs

[saramonster133]

@skyflyer49 Right on. Me too brother. :)

\m/

[thisiswilson2]

I would be all over him.

[linkfan551]

1:39 he starts playing art is dead right? Is that considered an allusion?

[martyrdomcausespanic]

God he's so hot.

[nopuelbmuts]

If this were true, every Asian would have swarms of girls around him...I wish it were true T.T

[yourmothersmom0313]

Bo Burnham Is Soo Cute<3

[wiiwillrockyou1]

my guitar teacher was teaching me about arpeggios and the first thing i thought was about how much pussy i was gonna get

[samjohston128]

"your eyes are like arpeggio's on fire"

[Stickman1496]

Lesson #7

You can only use the previous lessons where there is an actual piano. Slinging around a keyboard on a strap made by Squanto will only attract the top of class in music major.

[RedRad1990]

F*ckin' awesome.

Actually even more awesome than Learning Guitar To Get Laid :D

[dagoarbaiza]

This videos on how to play instruments to get laid seem like a competition on who can get more girls in the same shot.

[shotgun8757]

So this is how Charlie Sheen got laid all those times.

[musickid802]

at 1:42 he plays one of his own songs!

[666789443]

@musickid802 I knew that sounded familiar! Which one is it? Now I really want to listen to it again.

[572941]

@666789443 Art is Dead

[musickid802]

@666789443 it's called art is dead. but im sure a few people have already told you its called that hahah:)

[Almost2Cool1]

Why is Bo so fucking awesome?

[JurgenWProductions]

*well enough to get you laid

[charest47]

@JurgenWProductions Hi my names Jurgen and I'm so insecure that i have to correct peoples grammar in order to feel good about myself.

your a dick man

go a head...fix my fucking grammar

If you fucking dare....its a trap

[JurgenWProductions]

@charest47 you mad bro? btw that was more of an intentional I'm being a dick thing, but its cute how defensive you got.

[rubyluver]

your eyes... they're like arpeggios on fireee ;) <3

[rmcginley21]

337 people tried to learn recorder to get laid.

[Destiny3231]

How to play piano GOOD enough to get you laid, subtle reference

[rabitshadow]

@Destiny3231 reference to what? youre wrong, theres nothing there, stop tryna sound smart

[MrLotharofhillpeople]

Now if they would just come out with: "Know enough about Anime to get laid with high school girls," then we would all be set.

[SinsofMidnight]

I love that he plays at least three measures of his song "Art is Dead" as he's teaching guys enough piano to get them laid :P

[Awesomo2011]

i love all the not to get laid are anly amir

[thewackmanontaptap]

i love how he through in art is dead :)))

[oyahmon1]

PSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHH

i dont need a piano to get laid

[Tacoman1210]

whats the first song he starts to play??

[Destiny3231]

@Tacoman1210 A thousand miles by vanessa carlton

[TheBrack123]

@Tacoman1210 it was Vanessa Carlton - A Thousand Miles

[GlompTurtle]

He was playing "Art Is Dead". LOL.

[Connectification1993]

IT DOESN'T WORK. FUCK YOU

[glittergrl24]

Step 1: Be Bo Burnham

Done.

[tigras2244]

@glittergrl24 Alternative lesson #1: Have a last name that "burns" something (i.e. Burnham, Burnchiken, burnpiano)

[DarkFireNacho]

Where's volume 2?



[dsshao821]

"Simply owning a piano is impressive enough"

Ehhh....Not if you're Asian.

[amwilson0501]

girl: "um..so when did you learn to play the piano?'

bo: "when do people learn anything, what is learning? what is a piano? are we here? is this real?....you know?........arpeggio.."

[absolutetuber]

haha....amirs part was awesome

[aragorn02100]

arpeggio...

[devinbequiet]

SEX.

[XepherLink]

I feel embarrased for watching this

[MrFlippinamazing]

screw it if i see that damn old spice commercial 1 more time............

[MattJohnson9]

@MrFlippinamazing Firefox with Ad-Block Plus...I haven't watched a commercial in months

[Fr0zenRoses9]

love you bo

[TheCivilKnight]

Hey thats "Art is Dead" 1:40

[Mcheetah]

It's funny how all the girls are saying "Not me! I NEVER fall for tricks like that!" As a guy, you gotta love the irony.

[Msdaisyblu]

I love how he's playing Art is Dead. He might be my actual God.

[EricXdog]

@SiegReyu U mad bro?

[Larsoian]

'So yeah, I'ma go enjoy my harem.' Brilliant.

[TheSkunkTube]

Arpeggio...

[TRASHYgah]

Oh Bo...You don't need a piano...

[CatholicPancake]

this is funny, because I totally know a guy who reminds me of this.

[SiegReyu]

1:40 Art is dead. Art is deeaad. Art is Dead. Art is deeaad. Entertainers like to seem complicated, but we're not complicated. I can explain it pretty easily. Have you ever been to a birthday party for children, and one of the children won't stop screaming, cause he's just a little attention attractor, when he grows to be a comic or actor, he'll be rewarded for never maturing. For never understanding or learning, that every day can't be about him. There's other people, you selfish asshole.

[FrazzlesTheSquirl]

ha, its ironic because she says Beethoven, and he says no, and then he plays Beethoven

[KillerStarfish21]

@FrazzlesTheSquirl That's why it's funny. Duh.

[TheZombiedemon95]

im now learning piano

[ILYeddyc]

...is any one else only lookin at his hair ?

[xutianyangkevin]

ALMOST EVERY GIRL I KNOW CAN PLAY PIANO BETTER THAN ME.

[ManOnTheMoon797]

does not work on girls who can actually play the piano

[eastcoastbwits]

did everyone have to play the recorder in third grade..i thought my school was the only one

[TheMarcofantastico]

So.. when did you learn to play piano?

When do people learn anything?

What is learning?

What is a piano?

Are we here?

Is this real?? 

.....Arpeggio

hahahahahahahaaha!!!!

[notdizzykgill]

Bo fucking Burnham.

[myusernameiszancan2]

he kind of looks like Anthony Padilla

[rainforeverxx]

hahahahahahahahaha

I'm a musician, and I'm a girl, so if anyone tried to pull that over on me I'd laugh forever. 

[guitarfreak23397]

@rainforeverxx would you be impressed if someone can play 4 instruments pretty good?

[rainforeverxx]

@guitarfreak23397 I play three extremely well, and I'm dating someone who plays four very well... so yes, but no, haha.

[madman340]

@rainforeverxx and then that person would totally get laid

[LauraIsPink]

@rainforeverxx lol same here.

[perfecttrunks2000]

@rainforeverxx ru a lesbian ..cuz the only reason anyone would learn an instrument is to get girls :P jk

[rainforeverxx]

@perfecttrunks2000 I am a lesbian, actually! But that's not why I play piano, flute, and guitar. I play them cause I love them :P