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  • 2:07 see his wood

  • in their 40's lol

  • What was that nigga thinking

    the other video is ok but this shit is a fuck'n Porn LOL

  • Hahahahahahahaha!!! W.T.F.!!! OMG, i remember!! This fool is wearing a zebra speedo with motocycyle gloves!!! HAHAHA what the hell was smoking! hahaha ,.......kills me everytime!!!

  • niggas palying cards here come this nigga in a speedo. " if this nigga dont get da fuck outta here puttin dick juice on my card table" lmao!!!!

  • wow in this video hammer looked hot very sexy I wonder where is he now??

  • Lmao 2:20 how all the guys at the table were looking at hammer like dude put on some clothes! He played himself on this one!

  • wow... he has a big D**k

  • He's clearly saying pumps AND a bump

  • Hammer really played himself in this video...I'm just glad he put on too many clothes in the other version

  • This is when I abandoned Hammer. He was one album away from rapping about "bitches and hoes", and how he was such a big pimp.

  • mr.preacher

  • Hammer always looks good. With his sexy sexy self.

  • classic before its time

  • I remember when this came out. Despite the amount of women in the video, all anyone could talk about was the "bump" and not the pumps. For this time period the video was over the top. Especially the 90s there was a lot of censorship when it came to music videos and people's views were very conservative.

  • I wounder where all these girls are now. Hahaha...

  • You know when I heard this song, back in the 90's it was the bomb...then when I saw the video...I said "DAMN"...of course I knew why the censors went crazy. This video like the Queen Latifa, Lefteye, Lil Kim & Mary J Blige video (I forget the name) had something for all us freaks. I really don't understand some of the comments that have been posted. This is HOTTTT as HE%%.

  • I never wanted to see his bump! LMAO>> this was so gross but I dont blame him with all those girls around.

  • personally i would done that video butt naked!!! man all them booty in front of me... right! the police would have been called but i would not have cared!!!damn!!

  • The video I think MC HAMMER pretty much regret taken part of. lol

  • This vid should be put in a casket with all the other bad ideas from the 90's "Macarena..COugh" and nailed with the biggest hammer they can find..

  • i remember when this video use to come on the box, and they took this version off and that's when he made part 2. u gotta admit that he was a fool for the tarzan underwear, but the song was hot and still is if u ask me.

  • omg hammer in them zebra stripes dam

  • i love hammer in this video so sexxy

  • to those making fun of hammer's, um, "hammer" in this video -- don't you think that YOU would also have a massive stiffy if YOU were surrounded by some of the bikini-clad hotties in this video?!? if not, then you must be a zombie :-)

    the song's pretty dumb, though. God didn't intend for hammer to be gangsta LOL.

  • Hell yeah I would of got boner too

  • no homo...but hammer got a baby dick..

  • r u sereious i watch this video atleast once a day, do u see all tha women in this video. you don't gotta even look at his joint, but that shit is funny when he walks over to the table, where his homies r playin dominoes. and his one dancer got tha coldest body. these were the last of tha days when black women were it!! shall we say. If you were in this video u gave alot of young stallions wet dreams a time or two.. belee dat boyee!

  • that swimming pants should be illegalised ;-)

  • I love Hammer, but this video is made him look foolish!!!

  • i'm sorry but it was ALL about his dick when this video came out!

  • LOL! When this video came out back in the day it used to be on The Box music channel 24/7. I watched this video just to see his thing and he would turn me on when he danced no lie.

  • i don't give a fuck wut yall hatas talkin' bout. fo' 15's, ole school cutty, plus this shit right here, equals beatin' down the block! booom!

  • If only he hadn't had a conscience, Hammer could have been the best rapper ever. This was his foray into getting gangsta, didn't last long, now he's rapping at churches

  • Instead of that gay ass speedo, Hammer should have worn the outfit at 2:45. This video would have been a CLASSIC = bad ass bitches, ass shakin, big house, cars, etc.

  • I agree...the zebra speedos fucked up the WHOLE video! he could have done it exactly the same wearing shorts and he would have gotten tons of air play on MTV.

    INSTEAD, THIS VIDEO DROVE HIS ASS BROKE, SPEEDO AND ALL!

  • Given the title, I'm confused as to why so many people are surprised to see Hammer pumping his bump.

  • mc hammer didn't have to become gangster i like the way he is with tose baggy pants in u can't touch this

  • this is a weird song for hammer

  • this video would have been a classic if hammer wouldn't have wore that gay ass tong. but i guess hammer gets a pass for wearing that shit since he was around a bunch of bad ass bitches. i bet the majority of them hoes look like shit now. (fat, nasty, and busted up).

  • all them hos have been run through by MULTIPLE crews, with sloppy seconds,thirds, fourths, and fifths getting taken by even the biggest loser in tha crew.

  • 1:14-Heyull nah

  • MC Hammer and his big ole big ole.

  • u trippin' but he's definately cock deisel. but he's black we got it like dat. no homo! he's did wut erry man wanted to do. if he could've been naked he would've. me too! Shoot, I have been on a nude pool deck, once I saw the women there. I took off my clothes so fast.,, WHUUUT! MY JOINT LOOKED JUST LIKE HIS, HARD,,,, ALL IN THE POOL SWANGN'.... DINGALINGALING. LOL!! GO HAMMER, ALL THESE OTHER HATERS R SCARED TO LOOK LIKE WE DID IN AFRICA. AND WOMEN LOVE SEEING BIG OLE'S.

  • yum yum give me sum!!^_^I'm sorry, MC Hammer in this video? I hardly noticed because of MC Wood all in the way!!I LUV this video and I nearly creamed my draws when I saw this back in the days! Talk about pipe dreams. A shame we didn't have youtube then.had to wait til Rap City showed it the next day!!Go Wood, I mean Hammer!Give us girls som'thn to look at!!

  • LMAO!

  • LMAO AS WELL!

  • Just to be clear on this, I am referring to the one of the pools scenes.

  • Why the fuck was he wearing bicycle glove in this video? Has anyone even fucken thought of that yet?

    Get back to me at my youtube page if you can figure that one out......

  • no wonder they called him Hammer

  • I can't watch this without laughing! Hammer went from being a king to being a clown.

  • hahaha why is it something that hes repeating alot sound sooo fuckin dope!!!

  • wtf does any 1 notice his pants looks like it has a night stick in it plus it sounds like hes saying "bump to the cock" O_o

  • shit is fuckin tough

  • lol@ the speedo and combat boots.

  • Fucking plum smuggler. That is too much of the Hammers hammer! Banana hammocks are gay.

  • Dayummm, those white girls are stacked.

  • Zebra speedo? Classic!

  • I respect Hammers dancing,, dis shit is foul,, why did he wear that?

  • what a wanker......

  • wtf! yo.. this shit is ALL wrong. first off, it's about the pumps and the bumps. the girls supposed to be dressed less than he is. smh.

  • now we see where he hid his HAMMER ha ha aha

  • OH LORD HE HAS A BODY!!!

  • This video is like an explosion in a sex factory.

  • I LOVE THIS SONG

  • i jus love this video every time wish more videos was like this

  • 1:15

  • they banned this video thats why they redd it in the Falcons jerseys lol

  • LMAO...! Got to give it my man Hammer! None of the Rappers today would have the guts to do this now! Player hate all you want, But Hammer was slamming. He was critisized for endorsing products back then and now that's all rappers do now. Like that Pepsi -max commercial with LL COOL J and Buster Rymes looking like a ghetto fool..!

  • SPEAK ON IT!!!

  • Thank you!! When he did endorsements, he was told he was selling out. After that rappers was doing commericals, movies, television sitcoms and talk shows. Hammer was resposbible for opening the doors for many rappers to have endorsement deals.

  • LMAO

    If my homeboy invited me to a "pumps and bump" affair, and i show up and he's in a speedo... im gone.. lol

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  • omg!!! ROFL!!

  • thats why the call him hammer huh lol

  • I jus heard of this song last nite on a MP3 player

  • Hammer can dance his ass off, and he got a BUMP!

  • The video is cheesy and lame...but the beat ain't bad.

  • I remember watching this video when I young before they took it off the air and I loved it....kinda provacative for the times...now this is normal....looks like he has a hammer in that speedo!

  • Hammer is packing heat!!!

  • best part of the song: aaron hall "bring the pumps babeeeeee... bring that bump babeeee" i don't care, that part is rockin'. And LMAO @ this video- this sh*t never stops bein' funny, haha.

  • isnt he saying "Pumps an a Butt" that would make more sense...i think thats what he is sayin

  • Nice banana-hammock Hammer. Stuff yer pants much?? Hilarious! Great song, bad wardrobe!!

  • this video was banned!! then he remade it. actually the new video is much better. he look like a porn rapper in this video.

  • Hammer was hurting them with that speedo, ooh wee, I remember getting embarassed watching the beginning of this video, brotha was swoll.

  • He's wearing zebra speedos, and lifting gloves?

  • I was kid when i watch this and never tripped. But now that im older i realize that Hammer had a big ass dick in them draws. shiiiiiiiiiiit. lol

  • Now i kno y they call him hammer! Lmao

  • rapper/EXOTIc dancer..lol all time low

  • shuxx iz that aaron hall or montell jordan doing the singing????? im sure its hall (towards the middle/end)

  • I can't even enjoy all the hoes wit this nigga dick all over the place!

    Thats some funny style shit what nigga wears tight zebra draws?

  • Boy you wild...I'm fallin' out my damn seat right now...LMAO!

  • LMAOO@2:37

  • The fact that no one else is wearing a banana hammock should've been his first clue...LMATFO!!! Watch'em get low too. Classic!!!

  • That was off the chain babyyyy. My days the best days.

  • :)) weird costume :)):)))

  • Just like old times.

  • It's awfully ironic that this was Hammer's attempt at reinventing himself into a harder edge, tougher styled rapper when he's looking mad gay in those zebra speedos. I guess we now know the real reason why he's called the Hammer (and it has nothing to do with his resemblance to Hank Aaron).

  • I don't know what posses MC Hammer to wear that shit man!

  • It's Hammer Time alright...damn...I think this video was banned back in the day because of his package shaking all over the place...lol...to funny

  • hahahahaha no way! XD

  • perfect timing for hammer as far as where Rap was and the lyrics/message of this trac!he caught lightning in a bottle with this one! never duplicated again!

  • The cars at the beginning were hydraulic, then Hammer went hydraulic the rest of the way!!!

  • I guess the two shorter people with Hammer were his kids because they were wearing paper bags over their heads!!! If your dad made THIS video, would you own your dad in public?

  • this sums it up:

    "Hammer went hard...literally"

    this video is so *money*

    I actually like this song/video, but Hammer looks a little retarded in the zebra speedo.

  • This is the funniest, lamest, video in hip hop. I can't stop laughin'. Hammer was a test subject for an experimental drug we now know as Viagra. As you can see the drug worked. A lot of men owe Hammer some gratitude. LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • I LOVED hammer...but what the hell was he thinking?? LMAO..My mother watched the first few seconds, shrieked, and promptly cut it off..LMAO

  • in what society is it ok to show up to a dominoes table wearing only speedos and gloves?

  • lol (TYPE MC HAMMER-NO STopping Us)

  • Hammer's ATTEMPT at a "gangsta" comeback. The speedo scenes were so raunchy that I used to cover my eyes, and I was GROWN!!! lol

  • lol isnt hammer pose 2 be @ pastor ?

  • I think after this video, he found Jesus. lol

  • It is NOT hammer time.

  • Why am I straight dying laughing? LOL...This is the dumbest video in da world. OMG. It's horrible....LOL.Pumps and a bump.....LOL

  • this song is fire! but if someone just would have told him to put on a pair of bathing trunks instead of those stupid g-string looking undies he would have stayed on top of the game! I dont think he would have ver went bankrupt. PLEASE PEOPLE, TELL THE TRUTH EVEN IF IT HURTS A PERSONS FEELINGS... YOU COULD SAVE THEM IN THE LONG RUN.

  • This song went Gold, Plus he went bankrupt because of the price of his house and he had one of the largest entourages in music history. His monthy pay-roll was close to one million dollars a month. As for the speedos, trunks would have been better because he wouldn't have to done another video.

  • Dis shit is gay as Hell! Hahs

  • mc hammer should re-invent the 80s and do music and videos like were all still there. i think that would be tight.

  • look like hammer was holding a hammer in those zebra spedos!

  • you have to appreciate the greatness of this video. the charm of the time period. you will never see anything like this again.

    Mc Banana Hammock in da house!!!!

  • His name is Willie.."Willie Beaman"

  • Is that a magic marker in there or what?

    I wish I'd never seen this. Those images don't need to be in my memory.

  • Btwahaha!! Doin my best to focus on the girl to the left of him in the zebra pattern, but MC's Hammer is just getting in the way..This is why he's broke!!!

  • LOL at his choice of swim wear.

  • OH DEAR MY GOD OH!!!!

  • oh god...he had the hottest body ever...and well, that zebra thong shows his good "attributes" lol

  • Please hammer don't hurt em' (Keep it in the zebra thongs)

  • How do I get Better quality of the music videos?

  • geez me nettie! is that a bananna in ur hammock, or are u happy 2 see me?

  • LMAO...I love this song, but Ive never seen a rapper so proud of his unit..dont blame him, he stir the pool with that thing lol

  • This video is so damn embarrassing! Honestly, I think that I would rather that my mom walk in and catch me watching porn than for her to catch me watching this creepy shit. Ugh! Hammer, what in the hell did we do to deserve this? And to think, I really bekieved that he couldn't get any sillier with those parachute pants he used to wear. I guess I was wrong!

  • The only thing that would make this video better is if that Rico Suave guy showed up. Like, just when you thought that shit couldn't get gayer, here comes Riiiico Sssssuave....

  • No wonder his ass went broke!! Behold the zebra thong that sunk a thousand rap careers.

  • We like the girls with the pumps and the bumps but we don't like the guys with the zebra thongs.

  • hammer has a legendary penis

  • Hahaha nice undies

  • ale beczka jakie ma fajowe majtochy heheheh:-)

  • Wouldn't it be "pumps and a bump"? For shoes and a nice ass? "Pumps in a bump" really doesn't make any sense...

  • ok...does he have a chubby or did he put something in his budgie smugglers??

  • wow is that his former home in Fremont anyone have the address?

  • hey can u put up one mo time.

  • At 1:34, I don't think most men would let another man stand next to them wearing those drawers and standing at attention like that!LOL I guess he wanted to show off that he had been lifting weights.

  • Eeew! I can't believe he had the balls to wear those on a video!LOL

  • cold on the set haha

    fa real tho livin in cali this was the jam!!

    word up

  • man mc should atleast wear shorts man

  • also at 1:52-1:56 LMAO

  • Now we all see why his wife stayed with him through all the rough times....tee hee hee

  • I see why he's called Hammer. I should know cuz ladies call me sledge hammer. lol!

  • 1:00 LOL

  • wikipedia said that the video was banned from rotation due to Hammer appearing to have an erection. LOL

  • This video is like a car wreck; so disgusting yet I can't look away...

  • Yummy @ MC Hammer

  • I think that this very well may be the only rump-shaker video, that all eyes were on the artist and not the chicks! But you gotta love Stanley Burrell!

  • thank god he finally put some clothes on. MC Hammer in a banana hammock isn't a pretty sight.

  • at that time he was fallin off with gangster rap takin over. he signed with death row tryin to keep some street cred. didnt work and off ya know the rest

  • ok well first of all, seems like he put an elephant under those pants and second the underwear or whatever spedos or whatev looks like a thong for girls and then he has zebra on them wth that's nasty isn't it?

  • his last good song b4 he totally feel off!!

  • Oh my Hammer!!!!

  • this video makes me laugh every time! hahaha!

  • Do you really believe that that's all him? He's packing alright...A pair of socks.

  • and then he goes gangster at the end...like we forgot about them gay ass speedos...

  • LOL! Your comment is too funny! I can't stop laffing!

  • and why the hell is all his homies fully dressed and he running around in zebra print drawers...Dick swinging all in his homeboys face...WTF??

  • LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! to both of your comments!!!! My sentiments exactly, LMAO!

  • does his ass havde on boots and a speedo???? ROTFLMAO!!!

  • I remember this! He shot this at his former home in Fremont!

    That house was crazy! I wonder who lives there now?

  • wtf? no wonder women like going to his church, lol

  • he has an erection the whole vid LMAO

  • I didn't know he was hung like that!

  • This definitely wasn't the version I was looking for lmao. I'm greatly disturbed.

  • You know 'that line'. This went WAAAYYY over it! This is quite jarring -- even now. Not a bad song really. Good choreography in places. It's just too much flesh with that choreography. Strike the right balance --> hit. Wrong balance? The result is pseudo-porn & industry rejection. _clicks FAVOURITE_ [*laugh*] Ooo ... here comes the Hammer! [*puts on protective eyewear*]