Why Army Officers Should not be given Hand Grenades

[darklight286]

I dont want this dude on my army lol..

[xxJ1G5AVVxx]

That... was the worst throw ever. Of all time. "Not my fault. Someone put a wall in my way."

[Ceeday92]

lol xDDDD that mini fart grenade xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[TheAce22716]

Well, looks like I'm going to have to find what MaximumD2 said...

[xXMario61Xx]

Ive done this on Call of Duty...

[TheIronicIdiot]

IS THAT GOMER PYLES BOY OR GOMER HIMSELF ? COME 'ERE PYLE IM FIXIN TO PULL YOU OUTTA THE DARK ON WHICH SIDE TO MURDERATE SOZ THE COUNT UPWARDS ! AND GET THAT NULL AND VOID LOOK OFF OF YE FACE ,TOO ! GIVE ME A 100 FOR BEING A GENETIC INTERBRED SHITBIRD....whats causin all this pausin ?

[MilanKorr91]

"That was the worst throw... ever... of all time."

"NOT MY FAULT! Someone put a wall in my way."

[zatzaowe556]

#1 its the NCOs job to teach the cadet. #2 never gave a cadet a grenade!

[LilMenace68]

this is me every time i play COD

[Brad4747474747]

Wash: that was the worst throw ever, of all time

caboose: not my fault, someone put a wall in my way

[mateozeppelin]

love the camera guy laughing at how wrong its all going...

[ghosthunter5656]

I like how it says an officer and in the description it says cadet! so.....

[penzoil1005]

fuck up kunts, this is funny, dont argue

[avalsonline2]

@penzoil1005 speaking of fuck ups, do a spell check.

[penzoil1005]

@avalsonline2

aha last time i checked this wasnt an english test, suck it up princess

[avalsonline2]

@avalsonline2 oh, cmon, own up to it, pretty boy. be a man!!!

[MetalStormUnit]

hahahahahahahaa

[jthompson511]

If that were fragmentation... oh, shit.

[AlphaOneIsDown]

3 American soldiers died honorably in combat....

[runescapeswordshow]

thats during the blue phase of training,So im sure they are still learning,WITH A FAKE GRENADE,buddy learn your facts

[Shabaka87]

He's an officer, would do you expect. Heis credentials are spending 4 years in ROTC getting drunk, and just because he graduated with a degree he's supposed to be a leader...I think you should have to enlist before becoming an officer. Imagine doing something this stupid in Basic Training....thatd be your ass

[MrFtW2468]

At least he didnt forget to sweep the safety, ive seen that happen so much.

[xCh34pShOtx]

I guess video games and real life are exactly the same now....fucking kids

[wojtuniakfrog]

If that was a real grenade.............

[kagi95]

@wojtuniakfrog If any of them had any sense they would put that guy through a special course in throwing grenades. How could you trust someone careless like that to have your back in a real scenario.

[MrPendejo1321]

that explosion was massive lol

[Johnnytcod]

lol, Throw it like you mean it?

[mrfunrunner1000]

Love the way the flank guy ALWAYS looks round to see the interesting shit lol

[poopz]

damn, no one moved lol

[babecat2000]

Why don't he join the enemy team?  I'm joking of course.

[lmfaoatthat]

there goes the delta squad on a top secret mission lo

[supastudmuffen]

happens to me in call of duty all the time

[SWEwrestling]

@supastudmuffen noob

[Angelnot95]

we all died lol

[MaximumD2]

Lucky it wasnt a live Nade... My great uncle was training some noobies with live nades, something went wrong... and he jumped on it... saving his guys... but not himself.

[avoidthegreat]

@MaximumD2 for some reason i don't believe you...

[MaximumD2]

@avoidthegreat His name was (not sure of rank) Nick Cabrera.. He served in WWII, Korea... and Was training these guys for NAM...

[manaray10]

@MaximumD2 cool story bro, want to tell it again?

[richay1]

i lol at him trying to catch it :L

[aznyang16]

he killed his whole platoon...

[jokerfacehro]

25% of people in war die cuz of friendly fire.

[BloodyReaper11]

LOL When did Caboose join the U.S Army?

[DRo1991Mil]

A Marine would have gotten hell for a mistake like that..

[guitarnukka724]

i almost shat my pants when they barely moved out of the way

[Skwinkster]

What wasn't included in this video was a 12 year old coming on voice chat and cussing him out for that TK.

[ChaosEques]

@Skwinkster Nice lol

[WoundedWarrior2008]

Hit 5 repeatedly WATCH OUT LOL XD

[rich1051414]

"How the fuck you gonna frag yourself?" LMAO!

[flowingwolfpack]

thats why you see if the house has A ROOF....

[nohopepope2187]

if that had been a flashbang, i would have LMFAO!!

[TheRaellz]

@nohopepope2187 test grenade. not a flash.

[nohopepope2187]

@TheRaellz I'm aware. I just think it would have been more funny if it was a flashbang.

[HowlingWolf518]

Love the last bit: "How the F*** did you FRAG YOURSELF, I've been teaching it RIGHT to you all f***ing weekend!"

[fretkills]

were all dead

[THEHAITIAN1804]

national guard I bet smh unbelieveable.

[YaoiVixenBoi]

@THEHAITIAN1804 Actually that's a 3rd year military cadet. During ROTC, Westpoint and other military officer's training schools, Junior year cadets go through about a 3-4 month (sometimes longer) field training exercise. ROTC does it at Fort Lewis Washington and Lewis doesn't have any desert within a hundred miles so I'm guessing this is probably West Point cadets doing their training at NTC.

[THEHAITIAN1804]

@YaoiVixenBoi Yea. wow.

[YaoiVixenBoi]

@THEHAITIAN1804 I did the training for ROTC cadets at Ft. Lewis for three years. <--source.

[ilovetohavelonglogin]

puts the special in special forces xD

[mountaindrewbc]

is this the same guy that threw the flash bang in the hallway?

[009tesla]

why didn't he dive on it? d-bag

[001THERev]

i do this a lot in cod and battlefield...

[WRT10328]

best part of video: op4 yellin "how the fuck you gonna frag yourself?"

[GrizzlerBorno]

Caboose is Real? O.M.G!!

[hitman99z]

I like how they gave up when it hit the ground. And good officer would have delegated and got an enlisted to come in and throw it,

[squallz13]

They should still treat that as a real and live grenade.. They shoudl have fuckin ran for there lives.. cuz next time they'll be like oh this happneed b4 oh wait it's real BLAM dead

[zAdrenalizedGamingz]

RB to throw it back again

[TheDarkAlmasy]

@zAdrenalizedGamingz Don't forget to reset the fuse

[zAdrenalizedGamingz]

@TheDarkAlmasy lol thats flak jacket pro

[bigred2989]

Don't worry, every FPS player has this moment in their life.

[MultiDemon55]

*Throws nade*

*bounces off wall*

0_0

WHAT THE FU---

[therichardking4242]

I think that Cadet is my old CO’s kid. A real chip of the dumb ass block

[pureorangefire]

lucky it wasnt real

[MyDucatiGT1000]

yeah ok so he fucked up,but im sure he learnt his lesson,isn't this why there's such a thing as training?

[roguetrooper96]

@MyDucatiGT1000 I agree, but it was still funny

[MixeTube]

@MyDucatiGT1000

that's not the point. Most random ass CIVILIANS wouldn't even make this mistake....look before you throw. This guys pathetic, a disgrace to the military.

[MyDucatiGT1000]

@MixeTube...Yes it is the point,what do you think will be going through this guys mind if he ever has to throw a live frag be it in training or real combat...i think he will remember his training,the time he fucked up and will do his best not to make the same mistake twice,because this time it is life or death...part of being human is we fuck up sometimes,training allows people to learn from there mistakes.or would you rather they make thoses mistakes with a live frag and lethal consequences?

[MixeTube]

@MyDucatiGT1000

No. This is a mistake that should NOT happen. When you're throwing something that will end your life in a heartbeat, You fucking look first. You KNOW whats around you, BEFORE you pull the pin. I wouldn't work with this guy, wouldn't even bunk with em. Fuck, careless man. Humans make mistakes, yes. This wasn't a mistake, this was just an act of pure stupidity.

He was careless with this Grenade, and a grenade is something you don't act careless with, or you wind up dead.

[woo1693]

I was a soldier in the ROK army but I remember I fucked up with my grenade toss, well just didn't go far enough, not like one shown in the video but like that guy said that's why they get trained. I'm sure he'll get scolded HARSHLY for that, at least that's what we did in Korea, regardless of rank because mistakes like that like you said shouldn't happen (that's what happened to me, and hell I was an officer), and I learned not to make mistakes like that again. Yes I admit it, I'm a fuck up.

[MixeTube]

@woo1693

your case is different, If you didn't throw a grenade far enough, that's not a mistake, that's just unaccurate lol. You're not an MLB pitcher, No one has perfect aim.

This guy in the video on the other hand, Just chucked without knowing how high the wall was, he should've surveyed his surroundings first.

[MyDucatiGT1000]

@MixeTube i do understand the severity,i get it,i truely do,and i agree it shouldn't happen but the fact is people make mistake's that cost lives all the time,friendly fire,doctors,vehicle mechanics,air craft mechanics,pilot error,careless and or drunk drivers,fucking up a grenade throw,ect...it's just the reality of life,in a perfect world things like this wouldn't happen,however this world if far from perfect.

[MixeTube]

@MyDucatiGT1000

Not that I don't somewhat agree with what you're saying. The point i'm trying to make is, This guy looks up AS he's throwing the grenade, he should have looked first, and known EXACTLY how far he has to throw this thing.

Not really a mistake in my opinion, more carelessness.

Oh well, I guess many " mistakes" could come down to be someone just being careless, I just feel strongly that someone who has friendlies lives in their hands....needs to be more careful.

[gunghoman414]

@MyDucatiGT1000 maybe you can "learnt " how to spell

[MyDucatiGT1000]

@gunghoman414 your fucking kidding right?.the best you could come up with is that petty shit?.. learnt and learned...learned seems to be how American's spell it,however i live in Aussie land,even so i should be able to spell it like "lernt" and people get what i mean without them posting such as you did..i always welcome and appreciate constructive criticism,it's how we solve problems,learn new things and get different view points of the world......do you have something intelligent to say??? :]

[loldudeno]

@MyDucatiGT1000 don't worry bout him man hes just a troll, we say learnt in america also but mainly in the southern area's where i live.

[MyDucatiGT1000]

@loldudeno no worrys man...cheers! :]

[hhds113]

If that was a real grenade they would be like "HOLY FUCK". Because the kill radius is 5 meters which does not give you a whole lot of time to get out of that radius. I know its funny but when you train, mainly officers, they need to treat it as if it was real. This is why there is so many "accidental fatalities" down range.

[gijanearmy]

WTF... FUBAR. Don't give that soldier a real hand grenade. That's just... Embarrassing.

[LivingForTheLord1994]

"We're dead, we're all dead- heartbreaker" LMBO

[CaRpeDieam96]

Well it is the army

[LoyalGene]

lol I think they just accepted death for a moment.

[controlusplease1]

Sergeant Walkins from the "special" brigade

[awsomejustin8]

Who said this was an officer? You don't have to be an officer to command two other guys.

[hhds113]

@awsomejustin8 States clearly by the person who post this. Read before comment. It says lead by a "Cadet". Yes an officer in training still. 

[jacop317]

0:12 i got this

0:15 holy shit GRENADE

0:17 fuck it, we're dead

[skaterguy69666]

freindly fired XD

[ScreamingScallop]

This is why ya don't allow no wimmin in yer military. They jus' ain't got the--what?

Oh that was a dude?

Still.

[CrimsonJagwire]

Officer on the end: Worst Grenade Throw...Ever.

Officer in front: Not my fault, sombody put a wall in my way.

[MitchofSmeg]

@CrimsonJagwire

i see what you did there :p

[ReconSparton]

@CrimsonJagwire Lol, can just imagine caboose there right now.

[PSOULJA1]

@CrimsonJagwire HAHA A Real Life Caboose XD

[cleon24769]

@CrimsonJagwire I love you. No homo.

[0VaNdAm0]

@CrimsonJagwire dude, isnt this a line off of Halo fails of the weak?

[CrimsonJagwire]

@0VaNdAm0 Red Vs Blue

[SuperTregs]

Oh Westpoint

[ArmySoldier0470]

Cadet, damn ROTC, making us look bad.



[juniorhall13]

Officers are Pussies and should not get up from a desk ever!

[Alfy116]

Be a mentally unstable person after your tour of duty (Marine) or be the same person you have always been (Army). Not taking sides but marines are the way they are because their training is executed in a manner that insures any motivation you have left in you is gone so that you perform on the battlefield not for motivation but just because you have to.

[Alfy116]

Lol

[MrChestypuller1775]

Marines will surely no what they're doing. Therefore, who would you rather want to protect you, this guy, or a United States Marine that deals with this kind of stuff every single day of his life and will gladly protect you without question. Join the Corps to earn the title, of a United States Marine.

[ArmySoldier0470]

@MrChestypuller1775 You are horribly misleading. There is hardly a difference between the Army and Marine training programs, we have the same standards. The only difference is that Marines go through ONE extra week of Basic training. With that being said, These are ROTC cadets, not soldiers.

[MrChestypuller1775]

@ArmySoldier0470 Rgr, thanks for making that clear.

[sharpshooter1423]

@MrChestypuller1775

Gosh Beav, I wonder why the Marines are first to fight. Haha.

[MrChestypuller1775]

@sharpshooter1423 ??? ...

[hhds113]

@MrChestypuller1775 Why do this man?  Really? Fighting with other branches because you think you're better? Really? This is how Rome fell? Fighting one another. Marines has the same amount of flaws like everybody else. So stop this childish nonsense and accept why certain people joined certain branches. They all have the advantages and disadvantages. These childish acts gets you nowhere.

[MrChestypuller1775]

@hhds113 Calm down buddy... I wasn't "Fighting over which branch is better", for me the Marines have the hardest training in the Armed Forces, but I think we all know the Air Force is a smart kind of branch. However, you seem to be seeing all these comments of other people saying something like you just wrote. Why don't you just join the bandwagon lol. Anyways, I'm probably not going to stop what I'm doing just because you told me too anyways..

[whiong]

well they always say "practice makes perfect" or "we are gonna teacher you many times so you don't kill ur own ppl"

[heroineworshipper]

Air Force cadet, no doubt.

[hangsambo12]

@heroineworshipper Fat, Modern Warfare player, no doubt...That being you.

[ubermedic]

thanks LT, you really came through for us

[ETHRON1]

If it had been me...the middle guy...I would have thrown him on it.....LOL

E1

[nahAlban]

The more thou sweatest in training the less thou bleedest in combat.

[Manadox97]

Ladies and gentlemen, OUR MILITARY !

[MrDipex]

Another epic demonstration from a West Point 'Cadidiot'...

I think his RANGER tab expired!...somebody put him on point.

[jatpack3]

someone got smoked for a hour i bet.

[IIDASHII]

Because in real life...rooms have no ceilings...

[Vlad8O]

I'm sure he gets picked last to play basketball.

[DarkDeserter]

Probably a Cadet.

[pinapplelover1]

@DarkDeserter well it does say..or did you just not read it?:')

[DarkDeserter]

@pinapplelover1 Of course I didn't.

[derekroolz]

This is what training is for, so stop fucking trolling all you little youtube bitches.

[MaineShag55]

You PASS !

Get him on the next boat to A$Sganistan, ASAP ! ! !

[jmr2master]

WTF? At least do better than call of duty!

[Karenronwood]

I had a nightmare about this once. I woke up before the grenade exploded.

[zollen123]

I never throw that bad in any of my call of duty matches.

[LoboesGirl]

AREN'T

REAL

MARINES

YET

Semper Fi

[ReallyLav]

@LoboesGirl And yet they still take the same bullet like the marines does.

[Num11000]

"oh shit...who put that roof there???"

"hey guys, there's my frag...lets watch it blow up in our faces."

dumbasses

[kennymac087]

lol...noobs



[FSXMAO]

blame it on lag

[aaron9555USA]

this is why there just cadets. not real soldiers

[TheeAzy1904]

NO ARMY PERSONNEL SHOULD BE GIVEN HAND GRANADES!!!

[coffee1422]

at least I have a chicken

[Cpillin425]

lol he fucken tries to chatch it again ahaha

[Alice4ever96]

....whats left of his team now hates him! XD

[HollywoodKendrick]

Why would he throw it over the wall? There is a roof over the wall in this simulation.

[cygil1]

Ok, bouncing the grenade.. sucky.

Having done so, just standing around waiting for it to explode: idiotic.

[mormonboy32able]

@cygil1 The grenade has a 4 second fuse, if your not prepared for it i would like to see you run 15 feet in that time, loaded up with all your combat gear, once that happen's your kinda screwed, nothing you can do about it inless their's a wall you can jump over. the throw was horrible considering it's a simulation that the building is supposed to have a roof, and your supposed to put it through the door lol

[ThebigO1776]

@mormonboy32able It doesn't have a 4 second fuse, its got a fuse thats between 3 and 8 seconds long. But otherwise you are correct

[mormonboy32able]

@ThebigO1776 everything i have ever seen of grenade's has been 4 second fuses it's more of a general fuse time for most grenades, and even if it's a 8 second fuse, you still have to travel 15 feet (the maximum estimated kill radius of the hand grenade) in 8 seconds, and even after that, your still gonna get hit by shrapanel either way it's gonna suck

[ThebigO1776]

@mormonboy32able I'm not disagreeing with you at all. I was just stating that the grenade could go off either faster or slower than 4 seconds (atleast with frags as both of my uncles whom are marines have told me).

[mormonboy32able]

@ThebigO1776 yeah hahaha, this is coming off all the info i've heard about them too, either way that's one of those SOL moments

[foolecoole]

dont call me sir, I work for a living.

[ReTardS6969]

people these days comparing video games with real life events....ya know what i mean

[s14attack]

yes!! There goes my whole sqaud! lol.

[j3n3f3r78]

it's like watching 'halo' when your own team blows you up in the middle of a match. poor guy, how embarassing.

[LTsimon612]

This makes me crack up

[carrionpvp]

they laugh but....would be dead

[keinve2]

Actually, this is why you shouldn't take people as cadets for officer training without first giving them some military experience.

Glasses and basic hand eye coordination might help as well.

[LordFolken22]

@TheDavidElvstrand yep

[crispycritterz]

This is why I went Marine Corps.

[USMCG0811]

@crispycritterz

Don't give me that bullshit, brother. I spent over 5 years as a Marine Corps Infantryman (0351), before getting out for awhile then moving onto the Army. There are just as many idiots and morons in the Corps as there are in the Army. The only difference is Marine morons are in shape while the Soldiers are fat as fuck.

[SwornReaper]

@USMCG0811 Gee, so why not just stick to Marine. Did you get kicked out or what?

[USMCG0811]

@SwornReaper

If I had gotten kicked out I wouldn't have been able to enlist in the Army (RE-1A). I had the intention to stay and had reenlisted to move over to 2nd LAR. I spent the better part of three months waiting for orders, all the while I sat in a H&S Co. as the Plt. bitch. I and several others who were waiting got sent there while our previous unit deployed again. Three months past my effective date to move over... three months. Called everyone I could, nothing.

[USMCG0811]

@SwornReaper

Eventually I learned that the Career Jammer had never submitted my orders to change units, and I got fucked. There was nothing I could do about it at that point. So, I got out.

[Bzgurl85]

OFFICERS..... Book smart but obviously not battle smart. SMH