American Laws

[krazytaru]

lol no stupid kentucky law????? here are a couple for ya

# Throwing eggs at a public speaker could result in up to one year in prison.

# One may not dye a duckling blue and offer it for sale unless more than six are for sale at once.

# It is illegal to fish with a bow and arrow in Kentucky.

# It's illegal to fish in the Ohio River in Kentucky without an Indiana Fishing License.

[leviathanken]

wow how did you find these ? lol

[StephStance]

research ....

[OpalsAndPearls]

lol, these laws are ridiculous, how random was the taking a picture of a rabbit in June one, makes you wonder who came up with that... anyways cool video, i liked it

[RachRabbit]

hey great list.

[boylebongo]

I enjoyed this video. It makes me wonder who the hell is making these laws?

[hotcheerios911]

what really is stupid how incestuous marriage is legal in most states and gay marriage is illegal (minus Mass of course)!

i won't comment no more, lol.

[StephStance]

LOL

[ItalianStallionette]

tickle me...lucky I live in New Jersey. Seriously though, I cannot believe the US is sooo behind. We should ALL be able to marry. My wife and I just got married, but we are only allowed to call it a "Civil Union" They don't legally allow us to say Marriage. That would validating us. GREAT JOB AGAIN!

[StephStance]

Just another way to keep us down, hold us back. thanks for watching.

[logana13]

k, vermont's just plain scary. A hell of a lot of 'wtf' factor in there - you wonder which cases caused these laws to come about!

[Homer177]

Yeah, these laws are just retarded.

[heidi1970]

What a great way to check back in! Too much fun. Great job. I'm forwarding this all over the place. Abfab. People are fucking crazy, and we got the laws to enforce it!

[StephStance]

Im glad you enjoyed it....

[RuiFranciscoVieira]

its idiotic not get me wrong please, but very funny, where are this people come up with this stupid absord laws... hahahahahha :) great video

[StephStance]

thanks... haven't seen you around in a long time...

[PrincessMiller]

I always thought our country was crazy....

[sweetacresok]

OHMYGOSH....so I did an illegal thing...oh ..was that MY state...idiot is defined HOW in Oklahoma? LOL

[sweetacresok]

Where did you find these laws? Just curious? Oklahoma has some major "idiot" laws...let me know...don't want to die of curiousity here in okietown LOL enjoyed this !

[bjtyou]

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[juneseventeen]

LMAO! This is just one more of a long line of examples of our tax dollars put to waste...and these are the idiots who also decide that gays and lesbians cannot marry and are introducing and passing legislation right and left to restrict women's control of their own bodies. May the Goddess help us all!

[StephStance]

I still have control over my body...trust me.

[JeriLynnKarr]

Steph, had to share some of our dumb Nebraska laws!

--It is illegal for bar owners to sell beer unless they are simultaneously brewing a kettle of soup.

--It is Illegal to go whale fishing. (you know we are famous for our beautiful coastline?!? wtf???)

--If a child burps during church, his parent may be arrested.

LOL, good vid darlin'!!

[StephStance]

What if the parents burp? WTF...Nabraska has its own ocean...LMAO!!!

[blackacidlizzard]

Liscince to set a mousetrap...that does sound like Peoples' Republic of California.

Down with state interference in personal relationships. It is time for marrige to be seperated from state authority.

[StephStance]

I second that blackacidlizzard....... Thanks for watching.

[blackacidlizzard]

Yeah, I like how you said you don't follow that one. You know the truth: You're married whether Big Brother says so or not!

RHAAGHAHG!

[Joeusfla]

Thanks for making me laugh again Steph!!

[StephStance]

Any time Joe!

[ShortbusMooner]

Oh- I'm soooo going to Vermont & see if I can get arrested! *wink*

Thanx for this post! Very humerous, & informative!

..Teresa :)

[shamshap]

Wow! These are great! I can't believe these laws still stand. I am laughing and crying at the same time! LOL.

[reelonej]

I live in Virginia. Excuse me I need to go turn myself in now. LOL

[Saddamuel]

I love all those archaic laws. We have some good ones in the UK involving crossbows, swans and the Welsh etc. One day homophobic laws will be looked upon in the same way as racist ones are seen today, and one day women in Texas will be able to have realistic sexual aids where they are probably most needed.

[WomanInterrupted]

I live in Texas.. I don't like their law LOL. Oh ya... one more thing... TICKLE TICKLE

[StephStance]

heee heee hee ........ i don't follow that law.

[Xpeanut360]

Well done Steph Stance once again! Very funny :D

[Crosisborg]

The finish was perfect.

[StephStance]

I saved the best for last......... :)

[tushygalore]

That was fun, You WOMAN TICKLER, You!

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[msbobbie2u]

very interesting Steph......when are you coming to Pennsylvania? Remember, I have got the handcuffs.....

[StephStance]

Got Root Beer?

[headbitchincharge75]

Lmao, you were on your way to bama to have a bloody pity party! :o) This is a great video steph!

[Joan3424]

A PORCUPINE????  OMG LOL Great video, Steph!

Joanie

[Rashisha]

hahahaha This was AWESOME!!!

[LeSaMilano]

stay away from virginia!! lol

[billpg]

Around my way, all able-bodied men have to practice archery every week with the local clergy. I was disappointed to find out I was the only one who did this.

If you'll excuse me, I'm off to York to find a Scotsman.

[LeSaMilano]

you are a fine citizen, in every sense of the word

[StephStance]

i would love to see a video of you shooting that thang!!

[GreatGig1]

The scary part is that there was a NEED for those laws! Wouldn't you like to know why they thought they were needed?? hahaha I'm still laughing about the foiled Alabama plan...ROFL

[StephStance]

I would LOVE to know why these laws were put in place...

[broadjumper1]

Obviously most of these laws (save the Texas dildo law) are old, unenforced and just have never been removed from the books...the last one however, well, like the civil rights movement I think it's just a matter of time. Like it or not....

[tenncalilove]

that last thing u had up is the saddest part of all..if a heterosexual couple can get married 2 3 4 5 + times then why is it so bad for a gay or lesbian couple to have the right to do the same? i just dont get it..again steph great vid..damn im from PA an well that jus changed my whole plans for tonight i was gonna go find a fridge to sleep on..oh well haha later

shelli aka tenncali

[StephStance]

YOu can sleep on a fridge here in Texas!! LOL

[GypsyWytch]

May I bulletin this on MySpace?

[StephStance]

YES

[Furnifur]

I love these. Do they sell realistic dildos? And what is an unrealistic dildo. Dammit I was headed for Fla to get me a nice porcupine! It's also almost impossible to jump off the Empire State Building, people used to do it so they put all kinds of stuff around so you couldn't.

[StephStance]

I think I heard about that somewhere.....And what is an unrealistic dildo? hummmm I get back to ya on that one.

[sparkle1974]

yeah we can marry up here in MA, but it is illegal to: eat more than three sandwiches at a wake, have a gorilla in the backseat of your car ... and for a woman to be on top in sexual actvities. Bummer.

[StephStance]

Are you kidding me? A woman can't ride the thunder in MA? A lot of sad men up there.LMAO

[sparkle1974]

Ride the thunder LMAO! Is THAT what I'm missing being queer? I wonder if that has anything to do with the gorilla. Hmmmmmmm. Has the tribe come to a conclusion about those realistic dildos? love ya steph!

[torpedofish]

omg This video is ACE!!! lmfao @ "I'd get arrested a LOT in Virginia". Hilarity upon hilarity!!! Thank you SO MUCH for making me laugh so hard! Your facial expressions are tops.

[StephStance]

My face is just my face and I have a hard time watching myself, I look strange. LOL

[torpedofish]

Well, I think your face is lovely.

: )

[Michelle5451]

In Massachusetts you can marry the person you love. I realize that's only one state, but it's a start.

[likenfreude]

You're right, there is some good news. The tide may be turning. Maybe we should start calling the bills the Love/Marriage Act or something like that.

[Tobie2]

Very funny (and sad) :O)

[TUBEGRANNY]

My ASS whould be a PRISON WHORE...

Tubegranny~

[StephStance]

I'd bail ya out Granny.

[dinosaurjumbo]

What do you got for Indiana?

[StephStance]

It is illegal for a liquor store to sell cold soft drinks. In Indiana

[oneiblind30]

Brilliant!~

[tdg143]

Oh this is great, you saved me alot of research and bail money! Ya think the men in Texas are a little afraid their women might prefer the dildo to them? hmmm.....

[TUBEGRANNY]

LMAO --- YOU'RE A MESS..

Tubegranny!

[StephStance]

You have no idea granny

[StephStance]

I think that is the reason for the law...how sad!! LOL

[tdg143]

yea, but they all drive really fast cars, over compensating for something perhaps?

[DocCrash]

Who Know ??

[dragon2wolf]

Is it even possible to whistle under water?

[StephStance]

I am determined to whistle under water now. I will let ya know if it can be done.

[dragon2wolf]

LOL Thanks! :)

[ChristinasOpalKiss]

Yeh, there are some messed up laws out there.

[likenfreude]

Goofy, goofy, goofy laws made by men with too much authority and sticks up their asses. Good that you saved the last law, the one that must change now, for stark words on the page. Civil rights are not on a vacation in this country.

[StephStance]

It would seem civil rights in our country have vanished in many ways.I think that many people are catching on to it.

[billybigun64]

featured and saved to channel as well!!

[tndragonfly]

Billy, don't let Steph come to Alabama and stab herself! Do something!

[StephStance]

YOu ROCk BILLYBIGUN64....!mwaa~

[billybigun64]

<br><b>Screw it I think everyone should own a realistic dildo, and having sex with a porcupine is really like getting PRICKED!</br></b>

[StephStance]

and what the hell would you do with one Billy??? never mind, I don't want to know.

[Gemm73]

Guess I better not move to Texas then!! :0

[StephStance]

I live in Texas...... and I well, ummmmm(never mind)

[wrongdom]

HEY!!! I'm going to be in Texas VERY soon!!!

[wrongdom]

Just makes you want to go on a law-breaking spree!!

Excellent vid, Steph! (again...sheeesh) :P

[StephStance]

It makes me wonder who these people were that made these stupid laws...LOL

[mtamorphis]

Well Damn, I live in VA..the next time my hubby pisses me off, I'm gonna call the cops and tell them he tickled me, ROFLMAO ;D

[StephStance]

This could work.... but wait till he gets home.LOL

[ellesse808]

Very Interesting and informative.....Hmmmmmmmmm....­...

[girlganja]

You cannot own a realistic dildo in Texas? What do they have there, The Unrealistic Dildo Store? (And do they define what constitutes realistic v/s unrealistic?) Another Great video.  Instant Fave. :D

[StephStance]

OMG....I have no idea how they classify this.

[traecline]

This was too funny.. I'm sending you a link about this crazy Texas law!

[Passionfruit90]

Love this video, very cool lol

[elmolincoln]

That's it! I'm going to Wyoming next month with a camera & I'm taking a picture of every damn rabbit I see! I swear I will! Nobody tells me what to do! Top of the world Ma!!!! Bwhahahaha! (Maybe I'll get on CNN)

(People should be able to marry whomever they want be they the same sex or idiots...)

[StephStance]

agreed, I want a idiot myself.LOL

[elmolincoln]

Yeah, my wife married one of those..oh wait..doh!

[PrincessDiana161]

Excellent vid!!!

Makes me wanna go break some laws LOL

5 Estrellas

[wrongdom]

Shhh we already do!

[StephStance]

LOL......its no longer a secret...

[Excelion333]

Yet I meant yet not you fuck

[StephStance]

LMAO...I get it...!

[Excelion333]

I live in california and have put many mouse traps out and I don't have a licence luckly I have you to get cought.

[dlinva]

oh damn, was having a good ol' time laughing, then the end hit me, that sucks:( None the less, Love, Love, Love your videos!!

DixieLee

[StephStance]

Yeah it sucks but maybe, one day we will all be free to LOVE

[baileykix]

Laws of antiquity still on the books, largely forgotten but still valid. They're all pretty bizarre, especially the one about mice not having sex on city streets... or sleeping on tops of fridges... I'm sure there are still tons of laws like that.

[dontmakemesing]

Come on up to Canada if you want to get married... No problem here in Toronto!!!

[StephStance]

I love America, I just think some of our laws are behind the times.

[UnderlinedSociety]

Are these Blue Laws, Steph?! They're hilarious. Good video.

[Chuloloc]

It's really unbelievable what humans can twisted the institution of law into. What is this world coming to?

[BellaBKNY]

OMG! i'm moving to Rhode Island! lolol awesome vid!

[StephStance]

Trying to find a way out?