Best Badass Moments of Sgt James Doakes

[Drjusmar]

0:47 best advice ever.



[SeTCraZYKilz]

mo5thafuc5ka

[PoliticalHell]

The actor would make a good terminator!

[Wizhix]

love this guy

[rcmps772]

He had a good life xD

[lukevella97]

Me: What you bakin there, Doakes ?

Doakes: Some Pies, Mothafucka!

[forevernorthstars]

Love Doakes, I was sick to my stomach for a week after he died...

[SgtPeppor]

it would fuck up you rep and make me look like a whiny bitch

[diamondperidot]

Next to Dexter Doakes was the most AWESOME character on the show! Big mistake killing him.

[DarkForcez2010]

He's just a younger version of Samuel L. Jackson

[cekinxxx]

lol, suck my dick motherfucka, you understand that shit?!

[KayDee1232]

did we ever find out why Doakes was always so pissed off all the time?

[OMFGLOLROTFLWTF]

Rape face activated

[VadiaTheMighty]

justice... mothafucka

[ahutch181]

im sick of these mother fucking snakes on this mother fucking crime scene

[dr1345]

Doakes is my favorite character.

RECOGNIZE MOTHAFUCKA!

[BeanDentist]

helocopters and shiiit

[stairs021]

Dam I wish dokes was still on dexter. I gotta say the seasons were good when he was on it.

[1WhiteWalter]

57 seconds ha



[ikzxkokiri]

Rest In Peace MOTHAFUCKA!

[ThisChannelsAwesome]

"You got a god damn'd hard on there Morgan?"

I choked on dick with laughter XD

[Bjack900]

Your forgot one of the bet moments. ''Quit grinning like fucking psycho and get back to work!''

[12DrMrACBlough34]

You forgot one of my favorite lines,

Doakes: "You think I'm here to invite to my nephew's bris?"

Dexter: "I didn't know you were Jewish."

Doakes: "Shut the fuck up."

Like the banter between hero and villian in superhero movies

[GearHead1087]

seriously miss doakes! :(

[Lootraevefan]

Mothafucka, Mothafucka, MOTHAFUCKA!

[PokoWorks]

Looks like he read the Samuel L Jackson guide to acting.

[jack930411]

"Suck ma dick Motherfucker, you understand that shit ?" Rofl xD

[iamcasihart]

After several years, I am finally re-watching the first two seasons of Dexter. I forgot just how much humor, bad-ass-ness and talent Erik King brought to this role and the show.  I miss him! He really is a cool mutha fucka!

[othfan96]

@iamcasihart I re-watched most of Season 1 with a friend and was greeted by Doakes and his comedy, but he was also a real jerk! lol Gotta love the character :D

[SecretAgentDark]

"oh yeah all kinds of backup... Helicopters and shit!" XD

[jimmy2k4o]

"you dont stop with this woo woo shit am gonna wallk through you" that was my favorite line ever  finally somebody said it coz angel was driving me crazy with that

[KaijuHolocaust]

Helicopters 'n shit.

[Sammplatinum]

And you owe me a new Michelin you motherfucka

[Moghwacy723]

You get a goddamn hard on there Morgan?

It's your wet dream in there !

I swear to Christ Morgan, after this case I submitting your ass to psychoatric evaluation!

Is it just me or does Doakes have something against Dexter?

[oniXlyl]

He really grew on me, Doakes was hilarious, dam shame that he had to die

[tomstaukulis]

You gettin' a Goddamn hard on there, Morgan?

[movieb0yreturns]

@tomstaukulis its your wet dream in there

[zhangman92792]

he says mothafucka alot

[JiimmyMF]

The new Samuel L. Jackson!

[MrCandry]

"Suck my dick mothafucka, you understand that shit?!" LMFAO!!!

[BJrandom]

This is basically all of his lines.

[ivanmeili]

can somebody clean this shit up LOL

[tomuksxxl]

4 then 9 , 0 then 1, and repeatedly press 7 for dave chapelle

[shibukisama]

"Helicopters and shit" - motto for this generation

[MrScOtTy2014]

Just finished the second book man it is different.

[DrFizz28]

0:11 = best moment in Dexter

[PsyPstorm]

I need uniformed back up, forensics......*looks at bloody mess*.....fuck it, just send everybody out.

[MobiusX]

it was funny when he used to follow dexter every where he used to go lol

[icecremer]

Shit, pity the two of them couldn't get along without the other being in a cage....

Would have been cool if they could have been friends...

[SDF1899]

motherfucker...

[AkatsukiDad]

Heh, ofc they can't bring doakes back alive, but I hope maybe they bring him as an imagination. Yeah, it doesn't make sense, but it woulda be so funny..

[Iomono]

I never knew Batman is actually Doakes.

[TheKuMuLuS]

all kinds of back up, helicopters and shit.

[mfarooq1990]

@TheKuMuLuS lol, that was the best one. I died laughing

[missusmoonwinkle]

i kinda miss Doakes...

[UmbrellaCorpResEvil]

i miss doakes.. he made the show. sucks they killed him off so early.

[naaz08]

Dexter should of framed that english vampire bitch instead of James Motherfucking Doakes!!! He was one of my favourite characters. They need to bring him back!!

[ichibakudan]

@naaz08 can you please explain to me how they are going to bring back a dude who was blown to bits in an explosion? Wtf is he going to do? Fight crime with his burnt up torso. tard.

[YusukeUrameshi89]

@ichibakudan

I'm pretty sure that naaz08 knew that it wouldn't actually be logical to bring Doakes back. He's merely expressing his support of the said character. Quit being a petty, trolling douche. Really.

[nirv007]

"Can we PLEASE secure this motherfucking crime scene?" and "Surprise Motherfucker!" are just epic.

[TehSpeedLight]

Press 6 for a compliment!

[TheInstantClassic1]

This guy's last words were "Mothafucka". I bet his first word those same words; that or "Surprise Mothafucka!"

[Pestilencexx]

@TheInstantClassic1 Those were probably his words straight from the womb.

Doctor: Congratulations Mrs. Doakes, it's a boy!

Baby Doakes: Surprise, motherfucka!

[Afallingpian0]

Press 3

doakes need bitch.3

[SaddenedSoul]

"Justice."

[silvermittweasle]

he says mutha fucka a lot XD lol

[Slektet]

@silvermittweasle He likes milfs ;P

[abSOULuteD]

Is it me, or does Doakes reminds me of Carl Weathers (Action Jackson)

[xXKillEmAll94Xx]

Me: Who disliked this vid?

Doakes: Surprise Mothafucka!

[SuperDaiMangaKai]

@xXKillEmAll94Xx A few comments about likes/dislikes are actually funny.

This is one of them.

[othfan96]

@xXKillEmAll94Xx Haha This comment made me laugh so hard! :D

[garamonde]

When Freddie Krueger has nightmares, he has them about Sergeant James Doakes.

[grock9000f]

welcome burger king may i take ur order

SOME FRIES MOTHAFUCKER

[Jeezymusic]

1:10 is the best Part :DD

[jumahn]

I liked the part where Doakes said fuck.

[Kamikrazier7]

He was my favorite character ... I was so sad when I knew he was going to die.

[johnoH20]

Love doakes fucking legend n could he get any hotter

[elbonja]

@johnoH20 Fag...

[jareb426]

LMFAO best part 0:55 

[Machammerballs]

DAOKES WAS THE MOTHERFUCK'N SHIT!!! I MISS THAT MOTHERFUCKUH!!!!!

[daniel1c]

And they replaced Doakes with mutherfuckin Quinn, Phhhhh

[mrjtjt]

this man is a poor representation black people. an idiot!!!

[xHaniffax]

Can we PLEASE secure this motherfuckin' crime scene?!

[SeanDeigh13]

you're supposed to preserve the crimescene, æsshole

[aika860]

I lost count of Doakes mentioned the word 'Fuck'.

[DelenaJemiFan]

"Nice tits"

"You have backup?

Oh yeahh, all kinds of backup; helicopters and shit."

"Surprise motherfucker."

Doakes was too badass.

[shatdood]

you forgot "quit grinnin' like a fuckin' psycho"

[harlequin75]

Doakes was an awesome mofo. Hated it when he died.

[BechTalent]

@harlequin75

Thanks for spoiler alert, asshole :(.

[burninator14]

@harlequin75 They had to make at least one significant thing happen in season 2.

[Digitt765]

@harlequin75 thats a nice spoiler you've got there

[draculon5]

This guy needs his own show.

[AbuBishir]

Doakes was the best on the show!

[pretzy2]

"nice tits." doakes' best line ever! haha... miss that guy

[Lawlite26]

Press 5 for : "Seeing an asshole"

Press 6 for: "Fuck You!"

Press 7 for: "Muthafuck!!"

[Lawlite26]

Doakes should've been MORPHEUS from the MATRIX!!!!!1

[hmc117]

THIS TIN CAN SMELLS LIKE ASS MORGAN!

[bigbradford69]

best character on Dexter

[ieatpoocrapshit]

its like the 100 best of quotes of schwarzenegger.

should be titled 100 best quotes of doakes

[TheCircusStudios]

I need uniform back up... forensics. f*ck it just send eerybody out!

[rohaa8673]

It would be funny if they could somehow re-introduce him

[xxzxxlegendxxzxx]

this guy should not be dead

[hermanessences]

Hey, you missed one of his best scenes of all. =( When he's in the hospital, and that crazy patient frantically says "She knows, she knows..." all the time, nobody can get him to shut up, then Doakes just yells "HEY!" and he stops. xD

[Nickfattyfat120965]

lmfao 0:59 hahahaha

[Danilomurillo1]

Hey awesome but you should add the last "mothefucka" doakes said as he was about to blow up.

[Foxist101]

" Nice tits " LOL

[SteadyRedHead]

this is hilarious.

[horsepheus]

Why did he die? I miss him so much. I really disliked Dexter in season 2 btw, the whole thing just didn't sit right with me that season

[JDtheDrunk]

@horsepheus Trust me, the death he got in season 2 was generous considering what happens to him in the books.

[horsepheus]

@JDtheDrunk I'm actually reading the books right now! haha curious to see whats gonna happen.

[onelifelefttodie]

This absolutely made my day. Anyone think the new detective is going to sort of replace Doakes (4 seasons later...)? He seems very keen

[TheFluxP]

@onelifelefttodie no. just cause he's black doesn't mean he's replacing the other dead black guy lmfao. batista is sgt now.

[onelifelefttodie]

@TheFluxP Not just cause he's black, but a few camera shots have shown his back, and they have the same frame, new guy is also very opinionated, and like I said, very keen to the point he may actually be able to figure out Dexter's secret despite everyone else being so blind. Though that does seem a bit TOO simlilar it must just be my mind seeing what it wants.

[kyosgirl92]

so I think him in the elevator scene was amazing

[TheBlueflame25]

I keep hoping they'll write him back into the show somehow...but there's no way...

[TheFluxP]

"Can we please secure this muthafuckin crime scene?!"

[BladeFang619]

he left dexter too early :(

[BladeFang619]

i fucking love this guy

[westlax34]

why did doakes dislike this vid?

[KillanumEnt]

that guy always seem intense. But i do miss doakes though, there hasnt been an a-hole like him in dexter in awhile, Quinn's ok but Dexter could take him anytime

[Spetznaz]

worst actor ever

[hmc117]

@Spetznaz Suck my dick muthafucka!

[Spetznaz]

@hmc117 chut da fak tap modazucka!

[hmc117]

@Spetznaz SURPRISE, MUTHAFUCKA!

[DarkVarthel]

0:23 It's your wet dream in there. XD

[TheTier11]

last three lines "bullshit i never laughed" "shut the fuck up!" "justice"

[TheDayne]

Justice

[AngstFisch]

Erik King is king.

[SimpleDanForever]

LOL great compilation....the tough black guy always kicks ass...I was gonna say steals the show but I don't want people to think I'm racist, mutha fucka!

[jameswashere187]

Hey doakes what religion are you?

JESUS CHRIST,MOTHA FUCKA

[JcD3vil]

SURPRISE MOTHAFUCKA

[MasterxKenobi]

"You getting a god damn hard on there, Morgan?" best line ever.

[mk10ful]

Ahhhh you missed one of the best ones I think it was after doakes says helicopters and shit. Him and laguerta go to catch some guy and their reminiscing when they were partners then the guy comes out and doakes says "on the ground mothafucka!"

[Naikorasu]

Justice

*duckface*

[LucyGoozie]

I cant take Doakes seriously with his serious face.

[mp3traxxx]

1:14 so calmly lol

[Z3koD3vo]

Ive never heard the word fuck used so well so many times from a black guy in less than 2 mins.

[TheTier11]

0:47 lmao nice tits

[91Robbedoes]

6!



[2m0rrownevapromised]

@91Robbedoes lmao..yea,at 6 seconds,I was lookin at that too. doakes was the best.

[Charlie24601]

I love how his final words was his catchphrase... Mother fucker!

[JustTonightx]

R.I.P MOTHERFUCKER

[denizboom]

surprise motha fucka

[Coffin1987]

Okay let me add something to my last comment: 1:26. "Bullshit. I never laughed."

Sums up his whole character in one 4-word statement. SO amazing.

[Coffin1987]

0:50 hahaha best clip. I laughed SO hard.

"Angel you keep up with this Woowoo-shit Imma walk right through you" *points away*

[zellersc95]

every other clip either had bitch, shit, fuck, or mothafucka in it... what a BADASS Mothafucka!

[Xanatos712]

"Justice."

*serious face*

"Motherfucker!"

[HoboJIm117]

He looks like a bloated version of Dave Chapelle

[jiac1125]

i dub him the New Action Jackson! he would kill that shit

[1darkmesiah1]

Your backup ?

Ohh yea, all kinds of backup, helicopters and sh!t.

...

F.uck you !!!

Best part :D

[ChewyPaco2]

I like the part where he said mothafucka

[zellersc95]

@ChewyPaco2 which one? haha

[RavenFreitas]

the 1 guy who disliked this video must be put down

[MightyStoffel]

helicopters n shit.

[sorrow22032]

press 6..then press 6 again..then again!!!! XD

[jexterz9]

Anything to go with that burger, sir?

WITH FRIES MOTHERFUCKA!!!

[RavenFreitas]

Can somebody clean this SHIT UP?!

[WhiteStripe333]

started out vanilla

[1darkmesiah1]

This video is epic

[wwwnerdnewsit]

press and hold 3

[dalisdilemma]

@wwwnerdnewsit ROFL, press 7.....press 7.....press 7.....

[heavypimphand]

@gasattack23 press 5 it's funnier

[JacobARexstraw]

Bullshit....I never laughed

[nitroboost8765]

Tupac and Doakes, similar in oh so many ways.

[krastavacist]

pooor doakes...and his big mouth

[HaNokeNope]

0:53

[HaNokeNope]

:53

[soffer]

i would feel safer if my city had sgt doakes

[cmlegend]

Doakes is modafukin funny !

[ClownRape]

I fucking love doaks.

[ClownRape]

@ClownRape *doakes.

I think it suck's they killed off doakes in season two, he should have lasted until the final season.