Battlefield 2: Play Nice

[KlaskeRus]

stupid video...

[12345678926389]

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaahahahah­ahahahahahahahaha

[alifaanication]

dear lord

[Niggaplease135]

Is he speaking German. The fucking nazies man

[rockysmith4982]

lol omg that kid is crazy

[SWI0001]

umm...

[TrueMinecrafter]

Spleen

[HumbleObserver]

So... What are the names of the songs in this video?

[korisnik56]

I watch this whenever I think of battlefield 2.

[Jake97856]

nice vid very funny

[TheGhostinthenight]

@blitzkriegownage

Yeah... they were pretty mad after the Hiroshima and Nagasaki thing.

[TheMarksmenCat]

statpadding looks like fun

[BlitzkriegOwnage]

So glad the Americans got tortured hung and starved and even hung by there thumbs by the Japs in the Batan death camp!

Thank you Hirohito for fucking up the yank 911 victims!

[chillindamost91]

@BlitzkriegOwnage lol w.e dude hate americans all you want your just jeleous. I bet your some brit probably pissed we took the country you colonized

[BlitzkriegOwnage]

@chillindamost91 LMAO! yes keep thinking you won the independence for America when we all know it was France who won that for you! Typical yank trying to take all the fame! Plus you can also thank the Germans for winning the war aswell with there magnificent enginerring and kentucky rifles! Anyway where was i ohh yes i way talking about how fucked up you americans where in 911 and not to mention Vietnam LOL that was a kick in the pants! beaten by females and rice farmers! gotta love asians!

[despameratos]

@BlitzkriegOwnage muhahahahahaha nigaaaaa , gotta love asians ur mom the slut is asian, muhahahahahaaa

[despameratos]

Respond to this video...  Your mom cunt, my friend. This is youtube. I post things to see people's reaction cause I think it's funny. I can say whatever I want. It doesn't mean that's who I really am.

[BlitzkriegOwnage]

@despameratos wooooooow learn how to comment you fucking swine! all you have done is amuse me keep your stupid empty uneducated commets coming! nig!

[Magemad2k11]

@despameratos Wow....How old r u?

[despameratos]

@Magemad2k11  14 next month.

[despameratos]

@Magemad2k11 how old is your mom???

[Magemad2k11]

@despameratos y would u want to know.....perv

[despameratos]

@Magemad2k11 perv to perv, do want to date me ?? stop being shy

[Magemad2k11]

@despameratos ......Wtf?



[despameratos]

@Magemad2k11 ftw!!!

[despameratos]

@BlitzkriegOwnage you mom got pubic hair an how about you??

[BlitzkriegOwnage]

@despameratos Just look at how many people agree with me on how much of a stupid fucking hindu you are go practise your stupid medicines you stinky witch doctor!

[BlitzkriegOwnage]

@despameratos you have pubic hair on your head nigga! not just any hair but big curyl NIGGA HAIR HA

[BlitzkriegOwnage]

I am glad the Americans lost the war in Vietnam!

[chillindamost91]

@BlitzkriegOwnage lost who lost? Wer still here.

[BlitzkriegOwnage]

@chillindamost91 I know you are still here unfortunately lol but what i am saying is YOU GOT FUCKING RAPED IN VIETNAM LMFAOOOOOO!

[despameratos]

@BlitzkriegOwnage I rape ur asshole princess with my BBC LMFAOOOOOO! Muhhhhhhaahahahahah ha 

[BlitzkriegOwnage]

Why do this you stupid yank 911 victims?

[360ninjascope]

Lol

[mildlyfeasible]

Chopmax has a very good point, and even if that doesn't work, just reboot your computer.

[TmpPell866]

When he says "Its late" does he mean his period?

[mohiahmed1]

seriusly this kid needs to SHUTUP AND SMOKE A GOD DAM BLUNT

[mohiahmed1]

XDXD DOOO YOUR FUKING JOB!!!!

[ChopMax2]

It's incredibly easy to get out of that situation. All you do is hit enter and hover the mouse over suicide until you are alive, then hit it when your alive. Simple as that. After suicide, you are not reviveable

[Go0netzz]

Looooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooool!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!

[DeadlyRamon]

This video is just as funny now as it was 4 years ago (2006). It's among the best reasons for why Youtube exists!

[lxKazxl]

It really annoys me how every time he tries to revive him he aims like two feet above him.

[LilGamer99]

whats the intro song?

[neryjus]

The first song is about stat padders.

[THETRUEZM1]

NIGGA THIS!!! LOLOLOL that part was epic

[evilbunnyhinter]

That was awesome (even if dramatized) That german kid, i lol'd

[Gr1voX]

lol i remember watchin this 3 years ago xD

[senorcaradeperro]

even after all this time ppl still think the garman kid is real? lulz, is fake, the kid acted crazy as a parody not because he is crazy.

[omegasephiroth6789]

Holy fucking shit. O_O;

[mustafa0rey]

freak

[xPoast]

i remember watching this like when it first came out. i LOLed so hard LOL.

[SlipAqua77]

There is a way to fix lags with Bad Company 2 you can find it at BF2Secrets[dot]tk

[spfann1]

bad company is stupid why do u even bring this into this video

[Zwiko10]

That kid is a little dickhead making a show of him self on the internet u tit

Get a life its a game u nob

[slice123pc]

i dont care the reson...weather it be game or his mother died...he needs help...bad...its almost scary psyco

[bunnykill18]

Excelent. Five Stars.

Very good dramatization.

[diegofg10]

1:17  KKKKKKKKKKKKK

LMAO

[gerotop]

Holy crap...the police are coming cuz I laughed the hole neighborhood out.

[spaceballs240]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahL­MFAO

[jimandjimmyp]

move the apc lol

[samirbvs]

that kid has a problem he is psicho

[1unusedname]

Yes he is psionic AND crazy.

[Csozombie]

oh poor man....

[7Comic7mischief7]

I don't really get it o_0

[EvenOlstad]

boring-_-

[Vanta]

the song title is pretty obvious..

[lukabery]

what tha hell is rong with you are you psicho

[Fazerandjake]

what's the name of the song in the end?

[MarcusCoker1]

That German kids was fucking crazy WTF but that was wrong but funny

[terminator0123456789]

THE MOST CRAZY VIDEO OF ALL TIME!!!!

[Koricthegreat]

LOL at I'm not black and god will be my gunner!!! XDDDDDDD

[ProjUltraZ]

look up the lyrics on google, the last one is imogen heap

[koloroweproste]

what is the song ?????

[LexzZGalax]

what song is in minute 4:56??

[lukabery]

retard check descriptions Faggot

[boombasticdan84]

I wonder why he did not disconnect from the game))) once it happened to me, but I did disconnect and later on the stat paddlers so my ass a lot))))

[boombasticdan84]

I wonder why he was playing and not quitting the game)))) once I was in the same situation in karkand and I did disconnect, but after that people who was stat padding saw my ass a lot))))

[Jonsey552]

The funniest fucking thing i've seen in a long time

[rockrulez1234]

what a bad translation

[violoziz]

era difficile uscire???

[smithy15493]

My mate got bf2 for his laptop, he has xp n wen he starts it, it just waits a second then closes, its dun this on another game as well, can anyone please help? Please can anyone hav any suggestions???????????

[pentium6xx]

Isnt the first song Bitches by MSI? o.o

[MarcusD111]

Stupid MF by Mindless self indulgence

[pentium6xx]

i was talking about the song that plays right at the beggining, the beat is from bitches by msi it transistions into that song. watch?v=QWWi5OLV6ro

[cjandgunner35]

"Please stop,i'm not black." LOL!! nice worK

[2009ding]

how do u get that gun???ive been using th La581 i think thats wat its called...srry im not relly good at gun names...plz tell me how u get that medic gun...thnx also...wats ur gamertag? mine is Soulsoffire i usually play on moscow sever hope to see u on the battlefield!

[Brianna20200]

Wow like really y didnt he quit?

[ps123123]

raggamuffin =D

[ic0k]

uplnej magor

[Desertleaf]

Dam that kid.

I sure hope a blood vessel pops in his brain while he makes another video.

It would be So much more Funny to see (through his webcam) Paramedics wheeling him out of his room because of popped blood vessel from all the stupid screaming.

Falling to the floor, not moving for hours and having his parents find him. Now that would be PWNAGE funny.

I'd Be LIKE holy HELL IS THAT REAL? 10/10 stars on that.

[Insanity217]

laaagg :p

[bayjeww]

ummm... u know u can just have the map screen on and just click suicide if this happens to u coz if u suicide they cant heal u...

[GoldenChildBH]

wats the 3rd songh

[Jackreaper6]

this video is sooo old i remeber seein this like 5 years ago

[sliptalk]

did he kill hi mself after unreal tournament

[Psyice63]

i know its fake im just really being serious..what if it wasnt fake? what would happen? pop a blood vessle?

[bigjoegamer09]

How did that kid become so famous?!?! And who is he??

[Woodymafin]

lol

[rsdenniz]

last song?

[ProjUltraZ]

imogen heap ? title

[Psyice63]

are this kids parents deaf or something? you could probably here the fucking keyboard go crashing against his wall like 50 miles away and that fucking screaming... obvisouly this kid is addicted to a game.. and needs to get help.. or just someone shoot him..

[JackTheNoober]

hey dood its fake?

[Troypellegrin]

turn damn pc off or stfu

[chaklong]

LOLZ

You know the kid shouldn't break and throw any of his stuff around, he should give it to me for free :)

[Danishbitch]

R.I.P Keyboard =( *flowers*

[pin5284]

is it only multiplayer???????????????????­?

[SpartanCXVII]

Its single player with bots as well.

[redclone09]

cant see the fun in this game... maybe its because a played b2142 first but now isnt working and im stucked with. anyway... nice video

[Danishbitch]

bf2142 BLOWS compared to Battlefield 2. Battlefield 3 will own Battlefield 2142 as much as BF2 still do :-D

[silverrook]

@Danishbitch there are no shit games just shit gamers

[beltonvsmontana]

oh man!!!i come from germany and your translation from the litle motherfucker is wronger then all i have ever seen!!!

[crreative]

wat is the frst song please !! : ) XD so funny

[Arkkienkeli]

READ THE DESCRIPTION

[risyouhao]

yeah. the boy is very funny

but, guys should not do this when we play on line.

[JaKrevedko]

For those, who don't know, the translation is off and the video of the kid was just thrown into the video of the stat padding without actually relating to it

Still very funny

And ffs, you revive when the cross, not the pads, is pointed at the person's body

[lynxy3]

did you get that pissed

[MrThenewyork]

wow WTF lol

[dimovskigoran]

ROFL'z EXELENT !

[VdkaBy]

don u guys are utter sadists dude! but well done.. LOL!

[Gypscrew]

Holy shit, I am not for hitting kids, but I would slap that little bitch silly and stick a bar of Dial soap and make him chew the shit up.

Where are the parents these days :x

[warriorcode0099]

And this is why their will be no german presidents.Hes goin all Nazi on his Keyboard.

I like to know where his parents were when he was spazzing out.

Maybe he should of just hit the Esc Key on his Keyboard before he broke it.

[CanteringLeap]

HAHAHA.

My friends and I used to do that on BF2, mann they got pissed, Even more when we told them we were both girls....

HAHA. This brings back memories .

[nimmkevin]

die übersetzung ist irgendwie ein wenig stark abweichend !

[HilowmanX]

cool it

[twilightjunkie4eva]

he takes the game seriously and....man! take a chill pill

[Skylinedude89]

"please stop, Im not black" :DDDD

[Rayden440]

lol i felt bad for the keyboard

[nukefizzix99]

Oh, and I think that that kid shitted his pants.  He's just got problems.

[nukefizzix99]

OMG!!!! I pissed my pants that was so funny!!!!!

[ihrSeidAlleBoese]

örgendwie ist die übersetzung stark abweichend?!

[KOKZ95]

bad translation of the little boy

[wo0tstrengt]

sigh how many angry german kids vids r going 2 come? (i bet like a billion)

[LucrativeLucius]

This has been up for 3 years dude.

[wo0tstrengt]

and there still coming im not talking about this vid only. just search angry german kid u get like a million hits

[Bricktopher]

O_o what the hell!??!

[nuk3m3vil]

STOP making stupid videos.......... dumb fucktards

[LeonOfich]

this was one of the first , so shut up

[Oogabooga753]

Ya, i did no that it was supposed to be staged, and that the kid is a very good actor. At least thats what im told.

[Oogabooga753]

great edit of the angry german kid. It shows what ppl actually feel about this stuff. Ppls should learn from this.

[2AgentSmith2]

the angry german kid was staged

didnt ya know?

[untart1]

dumb kid.. -.- Get a life plz? =]

[yipchuenkang]

STUPID MOTHER FUCKER!!!!!!!

[declaurence]

donationH, ive never played this game but how did you get a film of the kid you were fighting anyway, is it like webcam or something?

[RhenCarbine]

The video guy being abused is not the kid, the kid is a different video.

They've just been edited together to seem like it's the guy being raped.

[declaurence]

thanks mate

[303patrick]

I feel bad for the keybord

[canegang]

what a CUNT

[bonded249]

holy taco shit that kid flipped!

[Trentest0]

omg that german nerd has no life AT ALL

[eddi1100]

he was acting idiot

[ernest1997]

you noob 1000000000000000000000%

[ColdRegina]

LOL!!

[TheDevilGothic]

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha it's my brother

[purpleravenstar]

statpadding!!!

[zorey96]

LOL funnys

[1anton12]

hey i did BF2 on another pc and now it say on my pc that the cd code i wrong but i deleted it from my pc and he's and it still say it's wrong and then i did another code on that pc and then the good one on mine still dont work -.-.someone know how it works tell me and if you dont play anymore give me the code :D

[Gekkolino28]

the tranlsation is wrong

[glnsmsk]

lol Bassstard!!! I'll tell my friends...We must try thisss hahahahaaaa ... :))))

[AznGunzPlaya]

course the sub were wrong - it was ment to be wrong to be made funny :D 5/5 lol

[Wickyli]

this vid is so fucking bad. he doesn't even say whats written inyour subs

[maarteke1610]

thats not nice... typical for noobs who cant get a fair kill lol...

[deathunlimited454]

stat pad is weak :)

[v1p3ra92]

:))))lol not have food=)))

[AngryAngus134]

this is the best angry kid version xD

[maxithesexe]

ah men calme toé t ben mongol calvaire,

[luknudel]

lol geile zusammen stellung ich hau mich weg :D

[oMeGaSoLjaX]

Uploaded on my birthday.. :))

[ginomou]

LOL

[x694]

totally false subtitels by the crazy guy!

By exemple he says:

"It's loading" and not "It's late"

[pawelp90]

who cares?xD

[jhc4836]

존경스럽다.. 저 꼬맹이는 정신적으로 문제가 있는건가요?;; 영어라서 못알아먹것다.;;

[jhc4836]

그냥 끄면될껄 저렇게 화낼꺼있나?

[ninny56]

LMAO

[noname1056]

stupid king raggamuffin XD

1:57

[oMeGaSoLjaX]

Yeah, my fave line too :D