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  • LOL

    

  • fuck you asshole its not the worst

  • He forgot to say that this is one of the best offroad car ever built,by my opinion better than Land Rover Defender and definitelly more capable in offroading!

  • ЛУЧШАЯ МАШИНа, КЛАРКСОН И ЕГО РЕНДЖРОВЕРЫ - ГАВНО!!

  • Hahaha, the hair.

  • it gets from point A to B and its better than walking

  • I love watching old Jeremy. Haha

  • I was stationed at FOB Normandy in Iraq.  There was a hill behind the FOB called Retrans Hill where we had all our radio antennae. HMMWV's couldn't get up the hill. Strykers couldn't get up the hill. Walking up the hill made our hearts explode. One of these trucks was left behind by the Iraqi Army. It went up the hill twice a day to carry meals to the Soldiers manning the radio hut at the summit.

  • сцепление нужно полностью выжимать!

    либо делать двойной выжим, а ведущий немного глумится над машиной, потому что он привык ездить на "гражданских" паркетниках...

    у этой машины 3 рекорда гиннеса, она прошла 2 войны, её до сих пор успешно используют в странах СНГ и ближнего зарубежья!

  • "If it's a diesel, it's very rough indeed, if it's petrol, it should be taken outside and shot"

    "No trial, no last breakfast and no flowers please."

  • Ol' curly clarkson

  • Fascinating. I went to Vietnamese a year ago, and did you know they still have cars from Daewoo there? They also have a ton of imported cars, but still. Daewoo?

  • @weinerschnitzelboy Daewoos are still built and sold everywhere, they're just re-badged as Chevrolets in most countries. Korea and Vietnam are the only two countries where they still badge them Daewoo.

  • Clarkson's hair look absolutely ridiculous.

  • @acfinney1 I do agree with you about Clarkson. He is an idiot.

  • @acfinney1 haha..me too

  • Jeez was Clarkson ever not a fuckwit? UAZ only has four gears. Why the Brits always trash-talking Russians and Russian stuff; what makes them so superior? UK is a toilet and the women are all ugly sluts...maybe their jealous? Or sad the British Empire evapporated while the Soviets rose. Vietnamese still have good relations with Russia so I dont know what the fuck Clarkson was on about here.

  • oo the hummer h1 is the best.... :D:D or range rover or land rover shit!!! УAZ is the best AWD car in the world!! :)

  • @m3sopotamian lmao

  • 0:28 wow an IFA w 50 from GDR!!! :D

  • The worst car................ In the world!

  • its not a BMW or AUDI its a military car that serves as means of transport the reason it is not confortable by your standerds is that its inexpensive and light IME playing RAGE traveling by car is dangerous becuse of bandits who shoot and ask questions later IMV a car should have

    1 off road capability

    2 robust

    3 seatbelts

    4 a powerful engine

    5 armor such as miniguns are extras

    the only feature that i like is getting out alive

    meybe cars were different then

  • @hamster700 "armor such as miniguns are extras" armor and weapons are 2 different things

  • @RooR2027 not!...ever notice guns referred to as "arms"..hence armour...

  • How long would a mclaren or a lambo last on a Viet bumpy dirt road? so its not so bad after all huh

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  • haha rubber side down Jeremy!!!

    

  • Chinese cars are the WORST car in the world!

    Why don't you try Chinese cars, Mr. Jeremy Clarkson?

    To destroy, of course!

  • @Joniel120 You're absolutely right!

  • @Joniel120 actually you are wrong sir, he did went to China now.

  • I'll still take it over a prius any day of the week.

  • dat hair!

  • jajaja !

  • Damn, look at that hair!

  • that freak saying that uaz469 worst car? he just dont know shit about military, offroad,reliable cars. it is best offroad 4x4 and most reliable car

  • @telmuun1221 What a reliable transmission it has, can't even put it into 5th gear. Not only that, is it really proper for a civilian to have a military vehicle??? Civilians have different demands from vehicles then military personel have. If a vehicle can't meet the demands of the buyer, it is doomed to fail. Now if it were driven in a warzone, my thought would change, but Vietnam isn't a warzone, anymore.

  • @focusnbw2009 Eh, never stopped them from selling Land Rovers or Hummers. Point is, with UAZ, nobody had bothered (until very recently) to optimise it for the civilian market. Which is why it's the worst CIVILIAN car in the world. Clarkson should've just stressed that and nobody would whine about it.

  • He later said the worst car in the world was the Ford F-150

  • Jeremy Clarkson as a teenager with a premature voice.

  • Well if its a Military suv it still sucks ass just compare it to our Military suvs in the states

  • World's worst car? Well, I guess you already tried a 4-door Yugo in the Albanian bank heist. Now try a Ford Pinto.

  • @EgaoNoGenki no a AMC Pacer is the worst

  • Jeremy's teeth used to look better in the old days

  • It's a pure simplystic UAZ 469..i love it. I want one. it beats the crap out of Land Rover Defenders off road.

  • No you are wrong the best car because this is car in Vietnam :)))

  • why is he grumbling so much? 

  • Now that's just nitpicking!

  • that's jeremey?!!

  • To summarise: Heh Heh Heh Heh Heh. Russians. Clarkson yet again proves he is without peer when it comes to both comedy and politics.

  • I've never heard a more stupid commentary. This guy either has no idea or he is just a retard, sorry. I wonder what he would say about a Willys or a Defender from the 60ties.

    UAZ is one of the best off-road cars in the world. Don't expect comfort, it's designed and built for the military, everything is stripped down to the bare minimum, it's very robust and can be easily repaired, even in the field. That gearbox may not be synchronized but it's tough to break.

    Shame on you, TopGear.

  • Thumbs up if you could watch this show all day!

  • he looks like he came from the 70s or somthin

  • He looks like he belongs in an 80s music video. That's all right, still a fan.

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  • look at his mullet

  • According to an urban legend, an US Hummer was pulled out from a massive mudhole in Hungary by some enthusiastic hungarian soldiers and ... erm...this. ;)

  • He now says the F-150 PickUp is actually worse.

  • @R33Racer thats why its the best selling truck on the world lol nice try buddy, maybe next time

  • @33roady4410, Best seeling means nothing in terms of goodness (in America anyway). If you don't like the comment go cry to Clakarson, his words not mind. Even though both 'cars' are shit.

  • Dont Bother guys, we know Top Gear is nothing but british propaganda, everything british is awesome and great. while something that doesnt come from the british islands, should be uhhm how did he put it ?.. owwh yeah. taken to a wall and shot

    i own an UAZ 469. and its not a car designed for luxury. its a military jeep. everything on it is reliable and simple. something the russians are good at. english cars break down at every corner. plus that the uaz does what its designed for. get ANYWHERE

  • @GOATSK911 How much it cost you, $500?

  • @tehsuperepicpwnzor

    no it cost me 750 EUROS whitch is worth more than dollars Bud,

    plus about 1500 euros of restoration cost. i think its pretty funny that its always me pulling hummers, land rovers, jeeps and other expensive cars out of the mud with my simple old UAZ.

  • @GOATSK911 What country do you live in that this kind of vehicle is EVER acceptable?

  • @1PAcouchpotato

    to be Precise, The Netherlands. when its a heavy winter here its usually my dad and me who get called by the police to pull out cars that get stuck in the snow. dont think of a UAZ as an SUV you can pull the S off, its purely a UTILITY VEHICLE.

  • This must cost $100 bucks fully loaded, lol!

  • This thing is like a Porsche compared to my Fiat :(

  • hey, I bet you havent been to the philippines, the jeepneys here? wew..... don't even get me started... while stationary they are like vibrators for pete's sakee. O_O

  • I owned same 469.UAZ the best car in world.Hammer its fuckin toy.With this russian car you never stuck in offroad!УАЗ Вещь!

  • @abaddonhell666, UAZ 469 is just a pile of junk taken from your rubbish bin. My stripped-out Porsche GT3 RS 4.0 is better equipped. It is better off-road than the 469.

  • one of the best oldschool offroad cars ever

  • mmh nie mehr schuften bin so reich

  • Taken Outside and Shot? Quick Somebody organise a mass complaint, he's a repeat offender!

  • funny that it's a petrol.

  • atleast you have a sun visor... sorta

  • it is a army vehicle it is supossed to shot and drowned in mud not carry lard ass civilians to the shops geez

  • @GUSTOVSKI Damn right reflections, fella! My respect.

  • My daily routine:

    9:00 AM - Wake up

    10:00 AM - Watch Top Gear

    10:00 PM - Go to sleep

  • @seinfeldfan7898 Get a life ;-)

  • @seinfeldfan7898

    what about eating

  • i actually like ot drive these kinds of cars.. they make me wanna go uphill with them and make them struggle.. like in GTA

  • It looks cool. Nice lines. Esp, the front. Side on a bit tonka ish.

  • Уазик рулит!! It's a military car, what do you want from that? It was designed for military. And it has the best off road properties you can ever get. Just ride it anywhere, crash the trees, drive through a lake, hit it with the hammer, nothing will destroy it.

  • @genasupergena Change gear shift can kill that car...

  • @genasupergena pretty sure this one would break if you called it a mean name...

  • @genasupergena crash it into the trees, drive it through a lake just what the average female drivers need.

  • @genasupergena its gas, not diesel...

  • @genasupergena actually this car is possibly the worst military vehicle ever made.

  • @TheDynoSoar

    and you base your findings on what? to be precise ?

    please explain... I'm Intrigued.

  • @genasupergena

    It's a piece of shit. And nothing else, no matter what it was made for.

  • amazing how jeremy never has a show called "europes worst cars" or british good bad and ugly but when it comes to america he's all over it.. meanwhile britian makes the worst cars on the plant including the atom

  • at 0:58 another one

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  • when was this filmed ?

  • i appreciate everything on wheels, idc what it has as long as you can get from point a to point b..... and run over some people )X)

  • UAZ is a very good car!

  • the car aint bad it just doesnt like 6 foot tall cynical captalist pigs driving it

  • Cold war is going well....

  • I'd actually rather have this than my shitty 97 neon... does probably have a massive block heater for winter and can run underwater... Canadian and russian winters are similar...

  • @aircraftwiz heater? Lol i doubt this car has one

  • @punchmaster123 You clearly dont live in a place with an actual winter like Russian or Canada... in fact this vehicle does have a massive heater if you knew anything about automobiles or how even basic mechinics worked you would know why car's engines need to be pre heated in winter.... it's not about comfort it's militairy it's about practicality something western civilisation lost with planned obselecense... look up "the lightbulb conspiracy" on youtube and educate yourself

  • @aircraftwiz a neon? Man, i feel sorry for you.

  • @PhalkenDrift ya lol it sucks but hey you have to drive a beaters as your first car... nothing like going on a road trip with some bros and hoping she holds out.... every kilometer feels like an accomplishement :P

    

  • Clarkson recently stated that this is only the second worst car he has ever driven, search for "best selling car" for his review of an American ute

  • that hair is so distracting

  • What Episode?

  • Hair.

  • I want to take my kitchen shears to his.... unfortunate hair style.

  • 1:20 eats the worlts caul in the waurld.

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  • lol, seems like my eclipse

  • nice... nice hair

  • Hey if it gets you from point A to point B, it's fine with me...

  • @punchmaster123 only problem is. i live in Q :(

  • @punchmaster123 Yeah but it will break your back and will most likely leave you psychologically damaged....

  • verry funny

  • shoder u menjachu....xDDDDDDDDDDD

  • fuck 'em UAZ is one of the most pervious cars in the world. fucktards.

  • MULLET VISION !!!!!!

  • He's got a curly mullet.. lol

  • It was mean to be funny and sarcastic you plonker

  • My neighbor has 3 of these, one is drivable :D

  • wow .... does Wierd Al Yankovich know his hair was stolen?

  • Is the UAZ bad? Hahaha! It isn't a trendy 4wd housewife shopping vehicle, it is a hardcore off-road beast! He should to compare it with the LR Defender! Why Clarkson hates the SU vehicles? They aren't worse than the british ones!

  • If that's an American car, it totally explains all the angry people here. They are Americans, and have no fucking sense of humour at all.

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  • nice hair...tit

  • @GoodCharlotteGC1 Do you not know who he is?? Jeramy Clarkson?? Host of the worlds biggest car show?? nevermind... tit... Oh and fyi this was filmed in the late 80's which explains the hair...

  • @MattieKirby1 you must be such an idiot to think i dont know who that is...

    1) he is a CO-HOST

    2) you cant spell

    if your gunna comment me having a go at me make sure you get it right yeah ?

  • It's the SAME as Defender you know )) 

  • UAZ is way better than your shitty Land Rovers !

  • Don't worry ITS Designed to Take It LMAO

  • I live in Vietnam, and I ride one of the fanciest car in the world. Dude all you just need to do is find a right place to rent it! Where u are riding right now is like the farm, or village!!! U should rent at Saigon or Ho Chi minh City!!!!

  • in the wOOrld

  • why do you need window down if it has no roof xDDD

  • lol wow Clarkson way to distort what the car was actually designed for, which as other people have said already: military use! It was designed to be reliable and run in the WORST environmental conditions possible, namely, I don't know, a war zone! It's not meant to pamper some modern civilian consumer sensationalist ass. Nice try though, I usually enjoy your reviews, but not this one.

  • @SeverdSeouL You completely miss the point, and if it must be explained to you you obviously do not watch Top Gear, have never read or watched a review by Jeremy Clarkson, so it's useless to stammer on about why you miss the point.

  • @1olrocker No, I do watch Top Gear, and I understand how Clarkson does his reviews perfectly. However, my point was that you cannot compare a military designed vehicle to civilian production cars. its like comparing apples to oranges. Also, if you haven't noticed he always goes on these rants about communism and blah blah blah. there is no point to his argument in this episode, just the fact that he hates communism and their attempts at making cars.

  • @SeverdSeouL Satire, wit, sarchasm. Look em up. Then you will learn to enjoy Jeremy.

  • no seatbelts = hardcore stuff lmfao

  • I worked on these things on occasion. and to give it a little bit of credit, it had one thing going for it. You could rip the car apart from bumper to bumper from hub to hood, with only about 8 different wrenches (no sockets needed) and a screwdriver. A very important attribute because they were always, to some degree, broken. The gearbox was weak.

  • UAZ arent that bad, people who do off roading know its a decent car.

  • I thought it will be a kia sephia 2000

  • Such a young lad

  • UAZ is a military 4x4, its not supposed to be used in everyday life on normal roads.

    Its like complaining that Jeep Willis has no doors or stereo. Sadly Top Gear or all other spin-off shows (like Jeremy C. Motorwold etc.) are not about professional info about cars. They are just entertainment. Sadly people are believing in the distorted reality shown there....

  • @LechuCzechu

    Its supposed to be entertaining, nobody is or isnt going to buy this piece of crap because of what Jeremy says, why do people go to videos only to complain?

  • @acenace24 Because people in UK believe in how other countries and cultures are being shown in the TV and after 20 years of brainwashing they are absolutely sure they are the best. Clarkson is not engineer, has no knowledge of engineering whatsoever and is pushing ignorant and harmful agenda. This is not about the car, this is abut the way they show untrue and distorted version of reality. Thats why when British people come to eastern countries they look at us like we are vermin.

  • @LechuCzechu Well , Clarky's aim was to mock what vietnam calls "common people's car"

  • @LechuCzechu

    If that is a military spec car then it is truely dreadful, if it is designed to be on a battlefield it is even more disgraceful that it does not have many of the required safety inputs

  • @SumRandmGuy12 What are u talking about? Not all military vehicles are to be used directly on a battlefield under enemy fire and UAZ 469 is such a car.

    Don't play so much CoD - educate yourself about warfare and military equipment a bit more before u start a discussion.

  • @LechuCzechu russians have always made utter shit vehicles, if you compare this UAZ to the military jeep of the 60s you will find that the jeep is just as cheap, but is actually comfortable for the soldiers in side(because the US military expects their soldiers to live for more than 3 minutes MAXIMUM on the battlefield unlike the russians)it is also faster, more durable and reliable, has MUCH more horsepower, AND can be fitted with a machine gun. the shittacular russian UAZ...not so much XD

  • @hotpocketpoison Again, stop playing CoD and read some real books about Eastern Block military equipment and war doctrine. All your knowledge is based on cliché, oversimplification and some stupid Hollywood movies.

    You can mount an MG on the UAZ, but what for since its not a vehicle used in battle.

    UAZ 469 has 70HP compared to 60HP of Willys M-38.

    It has top speed of 105 km/h while Willys can go only up to 88 km/h.

    Not only you built worse car than Russians, but you are 100% brainwashed.

  • @LechuCzechu the UAZ was introduced in the 70s. WHY would you compare a vehicle from the 70s to a vehicle from the 50s(willys jeep M-38)??? the whole point of a utility vehicle is to transport light loads to their destination and to move troops extremely quickly across all terrain. if you have a vehicle that can only pull about 1000lbs and that only has 70HP that equipment and those soldiers are going NOWHERE in that UAZ! when you compare them to the later jeeps of the 60s UAZ FAILS MISERABLY!!!

  • @hotpocketpoison So maybe you should name those mythical "jeeps of the 60s" ? Give some examples maybe? You make an argument but fail to back it up with any technical data.

    Have you ever driven such a car? Have you seen what its capable? The pure horse power comparison is not valid here either. Its equipped with a reduction gearbox and very low gear ratios so it has more torque on wheels than normal road vehicles with bigger engines. You just can't accept that UAZ-469B is not such a bad car.

  • @LechuCzechu the M151 MUTT had roughly the same engine as the UAZ(4HP less)but its curb weight was a whopping 1200lbs LESS than the UAZ(making the engine not need to work as hard to pull the vehicle and any loads it may be hauling, which would allow it to last MUCH longer)its ground clearance was also higher and had much better suspension(assisting in any offroading,which the low weight also assisted in). so as you see even a vehicle that was built in 1959 beats russias pice of shit on wheels!!!

  • @LechuCzechu the M151 MUTT had roughly the same engine as the UAZ(4HP less)but its curb weight was a whopping 1200lbs LESS than the UAZ(making the engine not need to work as hard to pull the vehicle and any loads it may be hauling, which would allow it to last MUCH longer)its ground clearance was also higher and had much better suspension(assisting in any offroading,which the low weight also assisted in). so as you see even a vehicle that was built in 1959 beats russias pice of shit on wheels!!!

  • @hotpocketpoison the MUTT was worse on road than the uaz and was not permited to be used as a civilian vehicle as it rolled other all the time which was caused by its crappy suspension and jeeps werent as versitile as the uaz (something the army likes alot when bying a vehicle)and it could carry more stuff and the jeep was just as dangerous as the uaz in a crash and live axles(like the uazs) are better for offroading than the mutts FIS setup just admit that uaz is better than the shity yank jeep

  • @GUSTOVSKI LOL,seriously? i know you are just desperately pulling this out of your ass but you could have done a little better XD the UAZ uses leaf spring...LEAF SPRINGS!!! the same suspension used for fucking HORSE DRAWN CARRIAGES!!! the MUTT uses independent coil spring suspension VASTLY superior to the UAZs shitty suspension. the MUTT has FAR better brakes too and had FAR more HP/ton(which means larger capacity)and do you see any UAZ-469s in developed countries? NOPE! THEY ARE MORE DANGEROUS!

  • @hotpocketpoison УАЗ крутая тачка! рессоры рулят!

    Пружины на такой машине, - менее надёжны...

  • @LechuCzechu

    The problem is that people use the UAZ as personal cars. Nobody uses the Willys Jeep from WW2 for commuting.

  • @LechuCzechu Sadly, the American motor shows with actual info blow chunks.

  • @LechuCzechu

    Holy fuck get a damn sense of humor

  • @LechuCzechu what you talking about its not sad, what is sad is that you find it sad who gives a shit