I snort sometimes, when I laugh and get carried away, sometimes purposefully for the sake of making others laugh again, which makes me continue laughing.
I remember 20 years ago my brother would do this silly walk where he would swing his arms *with* his legs instead of opposite to the legs (the normal way). It looks so crazy it makes me laugh just to think of it. I was SO hoping Michael would do that!
Why the fuck do you idiots quote a joke, as a comment? why?
All it does is RUIN that particular joke for people who are about to watch the damn video clip: it is fucking retarded, DO refrain from doing so, you inbred fucks
5:35 He is adorable!
GohanSakuraMinto 2 days ago
legend
CrAZychicke 1 week ago
Winning!....before it was cool
thetechroom 2 weeks ago
Excellent video. IF YOU LIKE COMEDY and arty films then go to my site thebluequiche1 where i have a film of michael before he was famous.
john collins
thebluequiche1 3 weeks ago
when he was talking about the silent laugh i realised i was laughing silently.. wont be going to see him now
knrwooo 4 weeks ago
the silent laughing PMSL!!!!:)
cupcakesrule0211 1 month ago
The laughing bit got me pissing myself 2:25
SabrinaRatShit 1 month ago
women at 05.55 looks happy to be there lol
stamp28 1 month ago
g for gnome ROFL at that point ahhh he is hilarious ! by the way im silent laughing cus ppl think im uing hmwork and its so hard to silent laugh :P
littlemuslimgirl1 1 month ago
@gjoka1983 Yeah I noticed that too then I saw your comment. Thank you for the tribute, it was spot on.
Tenjamin92 1 month ago
try sayin the laugh snort snot sneeze in a scotish accent!
He does the most amazing scottish accent!!!!!!!!!
theno1andrewfan 1 month ago
I snort sometimes, when I laugh and get carried away, sometimes purposefully for the sake of making others laugh again, which makes me continue laughing.
Oh I'm pitiful.
PianoWizzy 1 month ago
ahem... i may or may not know a xylophone player...
Mithnoviel 1 month ago in playlist Liked videos
This is a legendary standup from michael mcintyre :-)
jenzzer90 1 month ago
The Mini Sick ... What The Fuck Is That ! xD
ArmaTroop 1 month ago
Were so much more advanced now.. its now X for X-box.. didnt you know? :-O
ZAmpedNZ 1 month ago
so funny! omg love him! lol
skandoable 1 month ago
Did I misinterpret somebody's comment? Did M. Die? How? When?
sekydsined 2 months ago
@sekydsined ... how could you misinterpret it, it said mark speight commited suicide
aghiarasberry 1 month ago
Love Mivhael, but he wears me out with that constant walking back and forth !
sekydsined 2 months ago
I'm a xylophone player...
totodile32628 2 months ago
I'm winning! F.T.W luv it! xwx
tbspovonlife 2 months ago
G. For gnome :)
ImBeautifullyTragicx 2 months ago 4
Oh Jesus,I'm actually dying of laughter.I couldn't breathe xDD
Justmusicxp 2 months ago
Lol michael mackintyre is the best!!
Deadnerd123 3 months ago
"i still love you, see last year's card for more details." hahah classic!
hiyaluff 3 months ago 6
@gjoka1983 , i thought that was him! miss him:'(
hiyaluff 3 months ago
I feel ashamed. I did my non-laugh when he was talking about it :(
Epsip 3 months ago
I'm not blessing that, you should be ashamed of yourself!
xTheLostProphetx 4 months ago
haha let me see you list... your sister lol near pissed myself at that bit lol
95KathyC 4 months ago
Whats up with the sound?
sindredit 5 months ago 2
@sindredit its half a sec early
HAMish0841 4 months ago
The blonde guy sitting next to the blonde girl at 00:08 is now dead coz he hung himself with his own shoe laces.
whacdemspacz 5 months ago
Oluv this vidio cant stop lauthing xx :)
Emmzzz123 5 months ago
OMG i have been laughing sooooo hard :)
tinaedstrand 5 months ago
the legal tender bit would have been so much more funny if i didnt have to click part 2 in the middle of the joke!!
AndyNichols888 5 months ago
"What are you doing?"
"I'm WINNING,thats what im doing" ahaha
robleh96100 5 months ago 3
"I think you'll find pal, that's legal tender!" :'D OMG! I love it! :'D
PurplePastaMonster 5 months ago 33
what r u doin
I'M WINNING THATS WAT IM DOING LOL
TheJakeCRules 5 months ago 3
exuse me i just got sick in my face! lol!
PixieKesha 5 months ago
when he was talking about the silent laughing i realised i was silent laughing...
Katinaboxfull 5 months ago
44 people don't know comedy...
SuperBadLoveTard 6 months ago
when he doing the silent laugh i was doing it :)
0catie0 7 months ago 4
R.I.P mark who was an audience member
x u will be missed
harley14111 7 months ago 7
0:08 Mark Speight in the audience there. RIP.
katyponyforever 7 months ago
Laugh snort snot sneeze haha
melaintgotnolegs23 7 months ago
i still love you, see last year's card for more details LMFAO!! hahahaha
GustCafe 7 months ago
the sound is not in tune with the picture
thekrazyowl 7 months ago
he so funny i just laughed snort snot sneezed
yugifan24 7 months ago
see 0:10
that's Mark Speight (cartoonist from SMart, UK kids programme), who committed suicide after his fiancee died of a drug overdose.
an amazingly talented chap
gjoka1983 7 months ago 114
@gjoka1983 and Lord do i miss the man :(
HoodywolfLS 3 months ago
@gjoka1983 i remember him from like 5 years ago i couldnt beleive when he died :(
kevinmeehan71 2 months ago
@gjoka1983 how'd he commit suicide?
GiveDares 1 month ago
Laughsnortsnotsneezee haahaa!! x
LisaPaige17 7 months ago 3
I do the silent laugh! :/ :L lmao
TheAbbie111 7 months ago
i have a silent laugh..........but the sister thing im telling on the radio tonight ahahahahahahahahahahahahha
youngelvisnightowls 7 months ago
'So ive done my list.....number one:Your sister' Classic XD
CenaLegend 7 months ago
"My son only knows 2 words, Car & Map - we're slightly worried he's trying to escape", hilarious :)
mad4timbo 7 months ago
Mini sick haha
FIFAfailz 7 months ago
LOLLL. Funniest man alive!
IBeShannNom 7 months ago
It's McIntyre not macintyre :)
FruitLooperLove 7 months ago
a is for apple.... x is for.... xylophone
com3dyFx 7 months ago
FIRST!
erwaseenseenpinguin 7 months ago
HaHa This Man Makes Me Laugh Sooo Much! xx
xxJayleighMaexx 8 months ago
owww my face hurtsssss lol
Dredangel32 8 months ago
9:30 halarious!!!
zoompbs7 8 months ago
"i've got a lil baby ..i made it ..yay!!" hhaha
hilariouslad that michael!!
One4Mcfly 8 months ago
my face hurts!!! :D
wowazdrubael 8 months ago
"Number one, your sister."
LOL, I just peed.
TomKennyIsLovely 8 months ago
the guy from smart was there !!! :( who died xx
xbubblegumOx 8 months ago
omg i just snort laughed and its 4:45 am >.<
geekfreek108 8 months ago
i snorted several times while watching this :')
waddleangel9 8 months ago
Car was my first word :)
EliteGhost001 8 months ago
I remember 20 years ago my brother would do this silly walk where he would swing his arms *with* his legs instead of opposite to the legs (the normal way). It looks so crazy it makes me laugh just to think of it. I was SO hoping Michael would do that!
truthsmiles 8 months ago
LMFAOOOOO! "TURN TO LAST YEARS CARD FOR DETAILS." :') AHAHAHAHAHA
Aphrothena 8 months ago
and i was scared it would be out of synch
SMKFsam666 8 months ago
I can hear the person filming it laughin!
reflex1reflex1 8 months ago
i was silently laughing while he was doing the face xD
MyValentine93 8 months ago
that woman who's laugh in the background stands out from everyone elses!xD
modricjr 8 months ago
00:10 MARK!!!! <3 R.I.P
xxHannahxxTobyxx 8 months ago
I mini sick MORE THAN AVERAGE!!!! beat that bitch!!!
MusicObsessive9 8 months ago
legend.. no1 fuks with the irish
SeanRey55 8 months ago
LOOOOL LITERALLY ROFLINGGG XD
slamin213 8 months ago
i was watching this an my drink came my nose
srongyboi239 9 months ago
4:06 'Shit flies out everywhere!' :L Makes me laugh everytime :L
iNeedaDoctor21 9 months ago
part 1 of this video has 3 million views and this part only has 800,000 lol
manutd4life34343 9 months ago
Michael McIntyre, Lee Evans and Russell Howard. GODS OF COMEDY! :')
LaurenBabes118 9 months ago 2
@LaurenBabes118 peter kay , jason manford, sean lock
martingizmo23 9 months ago
@martingizmo23
love Jason Manford...
not a big fan of Peter Kay :P and i have no idea who sean lock is :)
LaurenBabes118 9 months ago
I still love you, see last years card for full details.
martha368 9 months ago
Who can actually dislike micheal McIntyre?
r4ng3r233 9 months ago 2
awwh mark the guy from smart is on there!!! bless him xx
MissBabyJack 9 months ago
Im WINNING!!
^.^
TheOnlyGriff 9 months ago
42 people are laugh snorters.
MATTBELLAMYIZGOD 9 months ago
:( :( is that mark from smart at the start??
robyngrant101 9 months ago
@robyngrant101 yea
PurpleMudTV 9 months ago
@robyngrant101 yes
MyWinegum 9 months ago
"I still love you, see last year's card for full details."
hahahahaha XD
TheGirlInGeekGlasses 9 months ago 3
G for Gnome, made me laugh
pyderz 9 months ago 3
charlie sheen stole from michael mcintyre!!
TheJojo2202 9 months ago 104
@TheJojo2202 How? did he use his joke or something haha!
LeighN1993 8 months ago
@TheJojo2202 What joke did he steal?
mikemike80000 7 months ago
It's funny because I was laughing at the screen the same way as he described for like 10 minutes:')
AllTheCoolKidsHateMe 9 months ago 3
Winning!
Bloodmire9 9 months ago 2
9:55 WINNING
x10secsx 9 months ago
I particularly liked the part about "X" for xylophone; we use that here in the US too, it can't be a good sign...
Truthiness231 9 months ago
he is not propaly sayin that!!
HexGirl9294 10 months ago
"are you my mother lovely to put a name to a face" defo one of the funniest things ever !
lusuperstar118 10 months ago
thats legal tender!
danielward9 11 months ago
41 people that watched this r deaf
Grandma683 11 months ago
sounds like the cameraman laughs at 4.30
Squall564 11 months ago
I think you'll find pal! Thats Legal Tender!
buddm91 11 months ago 2
my X way X-ray.....Just me?
animeartist5678 11 months ago
I silently laugh....
Joker2982 11 months ago 2
I love the way he walks.
shanedawsonrockz96 11 months ago 4
THE MINI SICK!!!! xD
nakisaa 11 months ago
"shit flies out everywhere" - yep.
shaneflyons 11 months ago
"I still love you - see last years card for full details" lmfao
lennic95 1 year ago 3
i luv micheal hes so funny
millyabbie 1 year ago
RIP Mark Spate :'(
Serpens20 1 year ago
G....FOR GRNOME
ajxdude 1 year ago
They should swap xylophone for xbox in the book xD
BanditStarkiller 1 year ago
lol.i've done the laugh snort snot sneeze and i have nearly pissed myself laughing harder!!
FemmeSephiroth 1 year ago 99
@FemmeSephiroth omg yeah me too hahha! :)
Musicislife2407 9 months ago
"YOU!nurse.weigh me and get this over with!"
hee hee. he is the best!
relecoolgirl1997 1 year ago 2
You spelt Mcintyre wrong
bexta98 1 year ago
@bexta98 suck my balls
thisisacunt 1 year ago
@thisisacunt Nah im good
bexta98 1 year ago
could say X-men
Cloeb9o 1 year ago
I was apparently able to spell xylophone when i was about 1, now I know why.
Shimah930 1 year ago
so did his girlfriend. she had a drug overdose in the bath and he couldnt live without her and killed himself. well sad.
Gellis2009 1 year ago
@patrickoshonesy thats what brown bags are for!
JIMMYMUFC1 1 year ago
'and im going..........nougat......' LMFAO!
cr4zikid 1 year ago
lol i hate being sick randomly in my mouth ^.^ wtf is that
warwolf193 1 year ago
look at the size of the tits at 00:08 behind mark spate (o)( o)
JIMMYMUFC1 1 year ago
I actually have met a xylophone player...
RawwwrrrrPleaz 1 year ago
LOL I SILENT LAUGH LOL :P AND I DO THE SNORT
SexyCurvesMascara 1 year ago
I still can't think of an 'n' word
lolfrenzdoylelol 1 year ago
Michael Macintyre- LEDGEND !!!
cookymufc123 1 year ago
'N' for nooga! haha :D
xxaleshaxx 1 year ago
lmao! shit flies out everywhere :P
ElephantsOnParade22 1 year ago
x is for x-ray mate ur finkin on z lmao ur a funny cunt or is z zebra :S
mrfreddiedawson 1 year ago
@mrfreddiedawson Xylophone is spelled with an X mate =)
rossy3112 1 year ago
@rossy3112 i knew dat lmao
mrfreddiedawson 10 months ago
x is for x-ray mate ur finkin on z lmao ur a funny cunt
mrfreddiedawson 1 year ago
sounds slightly out but still hilariuos :D
lovethewanted1 1 year ago
"Excuse me? I just got sick in my face."
Evasawr 1 year ago
LOOOOOOOOOL
YeahWeDontKnow 1 year ago
laugh snot snort sneeze :L
Jinx139 1 year ago
I'm winnin' that's what I'm doin' lol
cat0the0cat 1 year ago
i snort when i luagh
gleekFinnhudson 1 year ago
@gleekFinnhudson unlucky lmao
mrfreddiedawson 1 year ago
shiiit i started silent laguhing as he was saying that. now im aware when im doing it :L wha t alegend
traceurpaul 1 year ago 2
RIP Mark Spate, seen at 0:08
You filled my childhood with joy and art that I could never replicate. Your was a tragic ending.
DragonNexus 1 year ago 3
@DragonNexus don't think heaven has internet access
costateguise 1 year ago
@costateguise
Not much of an afterlife then...
DragonNexus 1 year ago
@waluffas1988 chill out son lol
jamie5432189 1 year ago
"the mini sick. what the fuck is that?" LOL
xHaayeesx 1 year ago
@evagarcia16 hes gt a point lol
HARDCOREADDICT100 1 year ago
i'm a laugh-snorter and when he was telling the joke about it - i snort-laughed sooo much!!!!
TheMintGreenVespa 1 year ago
Why the fuck do you idiots quote a joke, as a comment? why?
All it does is RUIN that particular joke for people who are about to watch the damn video clip: it is fucking retarded, DO refrain from doing so, you inbred fucks
waluffas1988 1 year ago 3
@waluffas1988 you sir, are a fucking cunt.
xxxbongosxxx 1 year ago
@waluffas1988 I know!! just dont read the comments first. how bout dat. der full of spoilers all da tym. stop messin wiv peoples fun cos ur an ass.
onceUnameIT 1 year ago
car was my first word :)
...second was vagina
Th3Z0ne 1 year ago
i play the xylaphone
sian0151 1 year ago
@thelatitudegirl maybe it is o_O
adzii1 1 year ago
0:09 looks like the guy who killed his self off smart
adzii1 1 year ago
excuse me, i just got sick in my face= LEGEND <3 <3
justXaXbloodrose 1 year ago
i still love michael mc what legend c the card for details lol
fenlon10 1 year ago
02:47 - HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHA!!!!! Donkey-laugh!
MizzNeta 1 year ago
thumbs up if you ever had mini sick :) lmao
acdcben1 1 year ago
verry funny wiv the walking
arrghgarry 1 year ago
0:08 MURDERER
hadersnffc 1 year ago
@hadersnffc stfu, he wasn't a murderer
deadstar200 1 year ago
They keep showing Brendan cole in the audience! Love him!
2hot2hoot 1 year ago
Michael is soo gorgeous <3 <3
BurnSpangler 1 year ago
"7 pounds 1, it's down hill from here"
sophiel30440 1 year ago
"xylophone"
sophiel30440 1 year ago
"What are you doing?"
"I'm winning--that's what I'm doing!"
lol
CamoSpartan07 1 year ago
0.08 RIP MARK SPATE
bennibassi 1 year ago 104
@bennibassi No, fuck the guy. Who hangs themselves. What an idiot!
exotica199 1 year ago
@bennibassi Speight*
elliotb92 1 year ago
@bennibassi its speight mate :)
TELFORD88 1 year ago
@bennibassi he did'nt die, he caught a train...
66GoodBye 11 months ago