Fema and Boston Dynamics twisted invention "Big Dog"

[gix500]

call it horse or donkey not dog

[hulkmam3]

it looked so mean when he kicked but made me laugh when i thought that because its only robot.

[CrewOfMasters]

If they were going to use real brains, why not just use real dogs.

[TheChoujinVirus]

as much as people fear machines. Machines are not invincible. Even if some evil shadow government is making machines. I highly doubt these things would be able to do things these conspirators have claimed they're going to place in the BigDog.

[smiledammit24]

God, what an evil corporation to invent something like this. I mean, what if it carries people out of burning buildings or helps with rescue operations? That's a job a paid employee could be doing! The nerve!

[Nizm0350z]

they should unleash that thing in africa and scare all the animals!

[ycats1000]

it doesn't have a brain, just a computer...

this is a huge advance for robots with legs, developed at MIT leglab-

search it on youtube-

they are very clever, see the way it responds to change?

it's cutting edge

[punkranium]

That thing is making me laugh so hard!!.. it looks like one of those runway model that fall all the time but turn into a big fly, "Big Dog" eh? Big Fly to me..if it actually falls.. can it get up??.. anyone??..

[AConcernedBlogger]

0:37 - You don't know how much that reminded me of Half Life 2. Just like the Hunters.

[Straightsix76]

Another toy for the NWO to use to suppress and control the sheeple

[jamojackhammner]

does this remind anybody of the film terminator man against machine this is what will be the future war this is what we will be up against this is fucked up they built these things to kill not help us its all bullshit man these are kilers

[peteq1972]

That "BigDog" is out there.

It can't be bargained with, it can't be reasoned with.

It doesn't feel pity,

or remorse,

or fear,

and it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead!

[The54321gravityCAT]

@peteq1972 Does this mean, were all going to die?

[cowboynfla]

@peteq1972 dude you watched too much Terminator!

[peteq1972]

@cowboynfla You can never watch too much terminator lol :P

[NwZ2]

LOL your link goes to a site with loons such as Alex jones?

gotcha.

[married2theking30]

this is Crazy but true this can find a human by heart beat and there breath

[vbriverrat]

does it poop?

[yak6ex]

It looks like two people in a horse suit.

[LazyYu20]

it may look funny, sound loud, and move slow, but this is just a prototype. It's going to sound softer, move swifter and faster. it's only a matter of time before these things will be quietly roaming down the steets blending in with the environment and blowing up or shooting at whatever that needs to be shot at or blown up.

[synaesthetics]

true, watch the TED presentation on robotic war

[yak6ex]

This is amazing; and in 40 years what will robotics look like?

[sadeyedangel]

Seriously, as bizarre as this thing is, if you saw a dumb, loud, clumsy robot coming after you would you really be that scared? Lol. One 7.62 round and it's down.

[yak6ex]

You're missing the whole point.

[ZaidNitsua]

god our next generation of soldiers are going to be geeks with tattoos of what ever robot they drive across the battle field.

[papifolks]

Dude it's like something out of Metal Gear Solid 4

[airmanmelcher]

yeah dude thats exactly what i thought its so fucking mind blowing!!

[maclegend]

Wonderful... so when the gov starts the population culling, y'all will have those things gunning you down... excited?

[sadeyedangel]

Dude seriously, that thing is more funny than scary.

[yak6ex]

It's not supposed to be scary.

[hotstuffsmartass]

We will see who's laughing when it hits you with a microwave burst and cooks your eyes in your head.

[FAKHUMANARROGANCE]

sound like the words fo aPOLTROON! we will see wehn it hits you with microwave burts says the pieace of shityt.. this robot frightensd nobody!i'll shop it down to9 pieaces! matehrfakerr ---

[DThompson1985]

@FAKHUMANARROGANCE try putting an AREA DENIAL WEAPONS SYSTEM by metalstorm on the back of that and see how easy it is to take down then.

[All4truth1]

@hotstuffsmartass

This just shows how they are nothing but cowards. This is pitiful.

[simplestwayrock]

wtf?that thing is very laught and my dog is faster :D

[sergilus]

That thing is wierd...... yes that thing!

[dgm2006]

It's all coming clear now. They could all be connected to the central consciousness and know instantly from the transponder imbedded in your arm if you owe taxes or if you are wanted dead or alive. No need to hire unreliable cops to hand out warnings for only what THEY see.

[ab1tchslap]

Wow I didn't notice this before but a 1:26 it looks like to separate pairs of human legs are supporting the robot's body. So creepy...

[All4truth1]

@ab1tchslap

Yea that's what came to my mind as well. Crazy

[ab1tchslap]

Imagine it's 4:00 AM and that thing walks into your room.

[larrypatrick3201]

Creepy! But how does it distinguish between cooperative humans and non-cooperative humans? No thanks technology.

[axlrocksyuju]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAa

[elelisrael]

lol its like those from half life 2

[SHFontenot82]

Looks like something out of Half Life 2...

[Zarggg]

AT-AT prototype?

[ResidentDoom]

Anyone else laugh when it started slipping all over the place?

[h3mudder]

that sounds like a pist off fly legs look like a fly but damn it if fucking works wow im surprized the militarty aint buyn this from yal. hell that thing is nice. if we wer still on horses instead of cars that would take the place lol. great invition thow. loved it wen dude kicked it. when it sliped i it looked like a real animal i had to remind myself it was a machine

[Knhyd]

i'm scared D:!

[FirstAprilJoke]

Scary

[69CELICA]

and the noise will probably be sustained in some manner, cmon, thats probably the least of the productions worries... its in testing, and if for some reason they dont quiet them down, what makes you think it wont be able to track you down? who will get tired faster... u or someone who has locked on to you and made by technology and electronics...

[panos215]

Track me down- Bullshit At leat I can swim. Maybe that huge mosquito will get hepititis ??

[69CELICA]

plus dogs cant take bullets like a robot can...bullet proof robots... possibilities are endless, anything can happen technology is endless and nothing is impossible now a days, its time to open ur eyes and mind... these things are dangerous to humanity...

[69CELICA]

i agree with hotstuffssmartass.. they might have flaws now, but its still in the process of completion, they can track down humans with radars and stuff like that, they could be armed, and being robots they will have precise accuracy.. the dam thing pretty much is slip resistant so making it fall would be a hard task to do... now if it falls im sure theyll have a way to get back up

[69CELICA]

HI HKL;JKLJ

[jebes909090]

This is being funded by DARPA and developed by boston dynamics. I doubt this form would be very useful for tracking humans as it sounds like 100 bee hives that have been kicked.

You know what works better then a pack of dog like robots tracking humans? A pack of dogs. I mean this really seems like a waste of energy and money to me. Dogs can already do all the things they want them to do and BETTER then any machine.

[hotstuffsmartass]

except they can't carry 300 pounds in radar/tracking equipment, acoustic weapons, lasers....and the sound is no problem the finished version will be silent from the dampeners

[jebes909090]

All you really need is a camera and gps. Those drone raptors can take care of the rest.

[NecroSlavery]

Technology will be the death of us.

[RoastHardy]

heeeeere boy!!

[REZJT]

pretty cool stuff...

but from what I have read about it, there is no brain in it, they just copied the movements (with sensors of some kind) of animals and put in the algorithms which most closely "copies" or imitates the behavior...

For the brain-using borgs go find / look up the; "Rat-brain cyborg" aka the "rat-brain robot" ... also the beetle borgs are pretty cool and recent, but are harder to find... crazy stuff though xP

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[mrladlow]

gee thats pretty neat!

[KhmerSerey1]

Make me want to swat that god damn fly man !!

[RaindropsFantasie]

How the hell could that thing track you down with the amount of noise it makes, you'd here it a mile away.... or maybe mistake it for a burnt out lawnmower haha

Although saying that, it is bloody scary the way the thing mimics walking.. seriously its f***ing weird :\

[RaindropsFantasie]

Hear**

[taste4music]

this thing is fucking annoying.

[dagon9977]

TURN IT THE FUCK DOOOOOWN

[fiesta1100]

Could be used for mountain rescue.

[rabidbanshee]

i think if it has peaceful applications wonderful,however the 'defense' in the funding contract would suggest otherwise.

[dutchtrader]

I guess the logic is a strong offense is the best defense. Yikes!

[Nortrix87]

WTF! hahaha!

[borotown]

metal gear solid =D

[richbo666]

its called the drunk deer

[scottep742]

not cool when these hunt you down and kill you.

[bjohars]

It looks like a drunk person walk! :P

[stuudent00]

really nice :P i liked how it sliped,like drunk

[Miiiileena]

one 4 me tnx

[Miiiileena]

cool

[DoYouFeelTheTrance]

I've would be scared shitless if I saw something like that walk in the woods

[ucrono]

its really quiet in snow

[ArabianGrace]

this is really something, I didn't know they even had something like this out there!

[meathead21network]

this is soooo freaky.. but very inventive?

[dynamo400]

thats freaky,

[777BLEU777]

Creeepy! Reminds me of that Will Smith movie.

[akaweedman]

every invention made by man is twisted in its own way if you realy think of it,especialy motorized ones...

even this computer is realy weird,we are so advanced its scary!.....

what we dont know is what scares me!~

[grafixcam]

damn he cant even kick it over when he tried!!!

such lovely invention...thanks for sharing!

cant wait tile these things hit the market.

[timetodepop]

"such lovely invention...thanks for sharing!

cant wait tile these things hit the market"

I cant wait until a thousand of these things march down through the streets of your town sporting flame throwers and automatic weapons...War is hell and all the Christians, Muslims, and Jews are going there...Sweet dreams!

[grafixcam]

what the hell dude....im not either of that,although i was forced christian as a child i dont practice anyhting realy..i just enjoy life and help others if i can no matter what race or religion,i like to learn fro anyone,...

so please tell me whats the matter with you,do you take panis attacks sometimes?where u ever diagnosed anything?bipolar,borderline,sk­its,theres gota be soemthing why we come to these things...if you need to talk or anything let me know!

or anyone for that matter.....

[timetodepop]

"what the hell dude....im not either of that"

Well why not add your body to the pile for seasoning then?...LOL...relax....This is just mindless self indulgence...Not to be taken too seriously

[grafixcam]

when you see thousands of these things comming with lazer beams and rockets/saws/ twited torcher devices attached to it,,,dont fight back dont run,dont hide,dont get angry at them,but welcome them instead,just let the inevitable take place.

put some spices on the nice big pile,some oregano an marijuana seasoning!

[timetodepop]

"put some spices on the nice big pile,some oregano an marijuana seasoning"

LOL...Yea throw another Australian on the bar-b...Canadian Bacon!...my fav!

[grafixcam]

if your gonna eat animals pick choise them wisely,you are what you eat.PORK is not the most apealing animal.

i eat tigers/lions/great white shark..ect...big strong alpha male animals only

in all seriouslness,dont eat PORK dude!.,.

did you ever see the big ass farms where they hold pigs and raise them ...FEMA style, then slaughter them,,,the pork is a very disgusting animal..its 90% cholestrol and fat..you dont need that!

ok ok i eat it on my pizza sometimes..but thats it ,no pork chops

[LustxFilledxEyesx13]

Dude, there's only one things that dissappoints me... and that is that I'm not the one who built it O.o

It's quite a fascinating piece of AI technology, but as far as it's movements go, it's very simple to aquire the ability to program that into robotics. A little bit scary what advancements may do to it... but unless they have my secret weapon, those things'll run outta power before they can pull some real damage... Pretty psycho though if something like that falls into the wrong hands.

[hotstuffsmartass]

Uh, anything in the Pentagons hands is in the wrong hands.

[timetodepop]

"Uh, anything in the Pentagons hands is in the wrong hands"

Well that only consists of 2/3rds of the planet..and uh...You too.

[TheSim666]

@hotstuffsmartass indeed.

[odenskrigare]

@LustxFilledxEyesx13

If you think it's simple to develop a reactive controller of that caliber, you don't know much about robotics.

[Mohsin77]

ok that thing is creeping me out so much the way it moves lol!

Like something out of Half Life game!

[Justyburger]

I'd like to see it climb up a tree or swim. Its pretty clear where tax payers money is being spent. We work and they build things to kill us. Nice! I hope the end is near as i have had enough of this planet. Another Sodom and Gomorah might be a good thing

[briankofke]

It can carry 340#. Imagine the artillary you could have on you if you could haul 340#. Now imagine a million of these things. Thats where your "bailout" money is going.

[JUSTuntil2012]

thats just the one they SHOW you. Im sure the one you'll meet up with in real life (not a clumsy youtube vid) will have: Dragonskin lightweight armor, a much larger more powerful and quieter enigine, and probably a lightwieght liquid cooled .22cal machine gun, and cameras/gps to show the controllers where you are. Not that flimsy little bitch that looks like a newborn lamb. you need to think about: "what would it look like on fire?" or "how can I get its little legs wrapped up in netting?"

[matchesison]

they go tthis one drunk before they filmed it

[symetra62]

It sounds like there is a small 2 cycle engine inside that is computer controlled. If I saw one some where, Id lasso it or stop it some how. Then I would disable it and take it apart.

OK, there may be a tracking device in it for the government to find it. I wouldn't be to worried about it, not enough horsepower (probably 1-2 max) to hurt you or catch up to you.

[hotstuffsmartass]

yeah, see the only problem is the acoustic weapons, microwave weapons, breath and heartbeat trackers that our friends at the pentagon could add to it. After all, the thing can hold 350 pounds of equipment!

[Nemon89]

It's only an advanced computer with legs... no real brain... but I suggest, that ppl of US start figuring out how to destroy or reprogram those things before they jump into your living room through a window and kick you to your death...