Church Chat with the Church Lady

[Dragdamar]

You "Occupy your parents wallet" generation may not know this, but there was a time when comedy routines like this were sold as Audio Tapes and Records.

[A4T]

@Dragdamar wtf so dismissive of activism?

[singerinwhite]

@Dragdamar You clearly don't understand the meaning of the movement.

[heapbigtalk]

too funny :o) thank you ~ 

[mrgb46]

why doesn't this say AUDIO ONLY??

[CaptainKidd447]

Hit it, Pearl. Lol

[yewutube]

@TheOriginal3P

Right after in verse 6 it says "Give not that which is holy unto the dogs". i.e. don't waste your time with unbelievers to whom God is a wishy-washy mealy-mouthed Santa.

Always quote God's word in context, or it'll come back & bite you. Its an integrated message system. Every verse connects to every other.

[AnneFox7]

There are many POLICE trained CHURCH LADY volunteers in Edmonton, Alberta working for The Safer Cities Task Force, DARE and many other Alberta Response Model Supporters promoting the many programs....and Cross Ministry fiddlers and didlers REORGANIZING SERVICES.

[CoralOfTheSea]

Delightful audio!



[souleyes11]

look mommy im a candy slut with a devil mask!

[80sgirly101]

well

isnt that speical?

[skittles4joe]

No video? Ain't that special.

[funsizedkyle]

108 people think god is real.......hehehe....lol u guys are funny......and disliked it to.....so..um 36!!!!

[funsizedkyle]

108 people think god is real.......hehehe....lol u guys are funny......

[eastw00d1]

35 people are sinners

[dirtybananapeel]

Who took out the video........ Could it beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee SATAN!!!!!!!!!!

[XxLinkinNarutoxX]

Hhmmmm... 32 dislikes could it be.....SATANNNN?!?!?!?! lol

[DeadRabbitSaint]

Dear youtube. I hate you sometimes

[alzombie10]

27 people are angels 27 are satan spawns

[rocknesgirl]

Love it! Wish ya had the video to go with it though :/

[wemadeyouproductions]

the dislike button my pressed  ten times couold it be by satannnnnnnnnnnnn? lol

[rich6139]

no video !

[Zoras88]

Well isn't this special?

[Outlaw1257]

Sarah Palin / "The Church Lady" In 2012!!

[AlmightyCornhoolio]

LOL!

[blunklaura]

Who took out the video,hm? Who could it be?

Could it be...SATAN!

[pjgumby]

@blunklaura Your comment made me laugh so unexpectedly after reading it I spewed soda all over my new mac! You have a great sense of humor, not many people can make me laugh out loud like that.

[blunklaura]

@pjgumby Well,glad to be of service!

Wait--that didn't come out quite right.... O_0

[pjgumby]

@blunklaura It was easily cleaned up, and it was worth it. I need a good laugh. Sometimes the comments to these video's are funnier. Thanks

[geebmaster]

@blunklaura Did you take a stand in the dark?

[Azrael666Azazel]

willing to admit i was a candy whore XD

[lancetop]

The Church Lady was so damn awesome! Isn't that special!!!

[LedZeppQueenBeatles]

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!

[TJae1]

I hope violetkitty411 doesn't turn into this ~

[Wopperific]

I wonder if anyone has the one where church ladies talking about how santa also spells satan and that we let little girls and boys sit on an old man's lap while he asks them what the really want for christmas!!! LOL that one is classic :P

[Reffolution]

I have that one on VHS, 'Saturday Night Live Christmas Past'....probably the funniest Church Chat ever!

[Retrogurl1]

@Wopperific I know I want that clip about Santa/Satan Brilliant!!

[stonerhythms]

I am wondering if anyone knows where to find the skits where Dana was doing of George Michael and one of David Lee Roth.....where he kept talking about how great his ass was. It's a perfect circle.

[AlcinoustheXIIth]

"Oh so we just call ourselves a New Yorker when it's conVENient."

FOR REAL!!!

[seth2901]

PLEASE PLEASE GET THE VIDEO does anyone know where i can get it?

[trustinme26]

I cant find it anywhere on here it sucks lol...

[quirty101]

hahahahaha

[takineko]

I remember the weener/taco XDDDDDD

[nicademas7779]

BYE SATAN

I REMEMBER THIS 1

LOL -

[animal90sFreak5]

yes it sure is,but with the video it's better.

[colejx78]

this is funny even without the video!

[RetCrayon]

Where's the video?

[bulldog1447]

I'm sorry I don't have any video of the Church Lady just audio

[WDHellSOnLineKILLER]

@bulldog1447

how convenience,who take out the video.... Satan??

[jamal49]

@bulldog1447 It's OK. Even the audio is hysterically funny!

[xNeonSkittlesx]

lol this is so funny good job.