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  • 0:47 And I shot my eye out!

  • REALLY FUNNY! XD

  • And back at home the leg lamp was all *SMASH!!!!!!*

  • ha

  • ha!ha!

  • PITY

  • buenisimo

  • HOW TO MAKE THIS KIND OF VIDEO?

  • @xellosomo he used JibJab media.

  • LOL!!!

  • DAMN!! I shot my eye out

  • funny

  • LOL

  • nice chris!

  • crazy

  • lol these are hillarious!!!

  • LOL

  • fuck you asshole dont make fun of chinese food or i kick ur ass

  • so we all must be like loling!

  • and then i was like ... i lol'd

  • *yawn*

  • AND I AM LIKE * hahahahahhahha!!!* i love it!

  • hahah nice

  • i love it!

  • pretty nice

  • Ignoring the pointless comments that have NOTHING to do with the video itself, this was pretty funny. Good stuff, Chris. :)

  • Two pairs of glasses.

  • this was all like....... too cool!

  • that was funny

  • lol

  • lolll Totally fucking awesome!

  • I'm a catholic

  • whether you believe in god or not you have no right to tell others they are wrong for believing in him or any other greater identity. everyone has their own beliefs just like their own opinions. if he doesnt exist to you thats fine but dont act like what others think is wrong because there is no right or wrong when it comes to religion.

  • i don't think he was saying they are wrong, but what he meant was that just because you read something in a book does not mean you should believe it, i myself have not been a Christian for quite a long time, my whole family is though, i am the only one that does not believe. my point is that you can believe what you want, although believing in something that is written in a book, is like a child believing in snow white because of the book, anyway not being rude, happy holidays everyone.

  • You don't need to be Christian to believe in God

    Yes, there is no empirical evidence that proves the existence of a God but empiricism is not the key to all truths.

    The concept of there being a God just appeals to some peoples rationale Many believe in God not because they need to or want to but they feel this belief to be logical

    This is not the best place for arguing this-Long story short, dont be arrogant enough think your conclusions define reality or have more merit than those of others

  • shit

  • LMAO! I love A Christmas Story!

  • Lockergnome being awesome?This is new....cool vid though!

  • I'm getting kind of tired of theese JibJab videos.

  • All of this religious talk reminds me of that episode of Red Dwarf where they found the first page of the bible, saying that the book is entirely fictional. xD

  • But God isn't real. I thought that was common sense.

  • LOL

  • ha-ha-ha  ha-ha-ha ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

  • statistically speaking a child named Jesus was likely born to a Mary and Joseph and it is also highly likely they were carpenters, so to say Jesus does not exist proves you are a fool, although I do believe you are on the right track with the bible, I don't take it as absolute fact but possible facts that have likely been altered through bad translations and the Catholic church (when only priests were allowed to read it and told us the parts they wanted)

  • @xXZarlachXx

    I agree totally.

  • where is the proof that Im not god?

  • the true prophet does not preach his divinity (if you were god you wouldn't tell us)

  • You's on youtube.

  • Yeah but even if I "is" on youtube, would that mean that god do not have internet?

  • God would not be on youtube Saying" I am god"

  • it has to do with the stars mentioned in the bible at the time of his birth... =/

  • ii LOL !!

  • what happened to your software vids? lately you been postin bullshit!

  • I love those big faces.make more of these please=p i love them.and may Jesus richly bless all of you=) merry christmas.

  • Isn't Christmas a pagan holiday in it has roots in witchcraft etc? so does Easter! the 2 holidays were " christianized " around the 4th century. betcha you all holy rollers didn't know that! Easter sunrise services are to worship the sun god and the Easter bunny is an old pagan symbol.Jesus was resurrected while it was still dark, people are clueless. a lot of so called catholic holidays/traditions are pagan in roots or even worse.

  • I don't know what Bible you get all this information from, but my Jesus was born on Christmas, lived 33 perfect years on this Earth, and died on the cross for your and my sins. Three days later, he rose again to ascend to heaven (after being seen risen from the dead) and be seated at the right hand of God. He bore the heartache, embarassment, and shame of being stark naked, torn, and beaten on the cross for you and for me in the utter definition of love.

  • At Christmas, it is time to celebrate the true meaning of CHRISTmas: the birth of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ! It truly is a time worthy of thanksgiving and praise.

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  • no one knows if jesus really existed

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  • december 25th is just an arbitrary date on which we celebrate christmas (greek orthodox celebrate it on new years) and his 33 years were far from perfect, he suffered much persecution

  • @plasmeh i believe jesus was real, but i dont think he is god

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  • good and funny

    good and funny

  • LOL!

  • Christmas has far less to do with religion then you think. "Jesus Christ" being born in march is just an example.

  • Right on, go to goodnewsaboutgod [.com] for the answers, Easter and Christmas are pagan holidays, things started to be christianized after 4th century. look it up, its true, Catholics (most of them) really don't know the facts, they assume, which is dangerous. they believe everything the priest preaches to them and give away their money so the priest can drive a BMW, mine drives a Dodge Viper, i just found that out 3 weeks ago. dipping into the collection plate money for years.

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  • loooool : D

  • this made me rofl :D

  • LOL I saw this Movie (a couple years ago)!

  • omg just 300 views and 112 comments and 277 5 STARS!!

  • Nice XD

  • lolled :p

  • These Jibjab guys are great !!!!!!

  • Is it just me, or is anyone else in the mood for Sushi this Christmas? ^^

  • lol

  • Lmao one if the best.

  • awesome

  • lmao ^^

  • Funny!

  • That sucks that you have to pay for the really awesome ones on JibJab. The signup is free but you have to pay to put your face in some vids. =(

  • He has glasses under glasses. 6 eyed monster

  • The best one! Indeed

  • this is so funny. Upload more!

  • LMAO

  • The best one yet.

  • luv these

  • NICE

  • lmfao cool

  • AWESOME

  • wat

  • XD so funny

  • hahaha great!

  • LMAO

  • lmfaooooo!!!

  • fuuunnnyyy

  • left out two good parts (the fight an oh fudge) but otherwise really good

  • lol

  • Doesn't Chris have any more friends or anything to put except his head only? I mean I know his ego is huge but c'mon.

  • Hey Chris nice use of those "Chris Head" Things lol

    Great video!

  • Fa ra ra ra ra! Great video!

  • jibjab is awesome, i want one of thier paid accounts.

  • lol

  • OBNOXIOUS

  • nice no more idiot vids plz

  • love the glasses behind glasses!!! HAHA!

  • nice one chris its funny very well done

  • Neeeee...

    Chris likes Asian girls

    I can show u a cool website

    Wanna have?

  • what is it?

  • i love these. great work jibjab!

  • lol

  • MOAR

  • Awesome little clip I loved it!!!

  • JibJab is only funny to a certain point

  • LOL

    Chinese food

  • @minhmeo1209 Know we know why he likes asian women so much

  • okay so with jibjab, if you become a member for $12, it says you can get discounted downloads... anyone know how much for?

  • lol @ Chris! rofl cakes!

    Hey, Nice Vids! Can you go ahead and check out my

    channel and subscribe to me if you like them!? Also

    everyone else who reads this! please and thanks

    in advance!!

  • lol!

  • Haha! Funny

  • I like how he has glasses over his glasses...

  • now that was funny

  • Haha, just watched this movie tonight, good stuff.

  • love this one!!!

  • I think Chris is having way too much fun with Jib Jab.

  • you should do the christmas carol one!!!! hahaha

  • lol i remember that movie

  • xD!

  • Wow Chris, this was great! This was funny.

  • man i love the chris pirillo cartoons hahaha

  • Omg more of these please XD

  • what software do you use?

  • i think its all through the website... jibjab

  • it's a site, called jib jab. some of them are free, some you have to pay. you do need to register.

  • I F**KING LOVE THESE!!!!!!!!!!! :D

  • Haha awesome!

    5*

  • lol

  • Merry Christmas to you too!

  • lol, so funnY!! xD

  • lol nice Christmas.

  • I hate that movie, I hate it with every ounce of my being. Besides that, it was the moist unentertaining 1:14 of my life.

  • @PlanetEaterG Then don't watch the whole thing.

  • Can't help it Chris is pretty entertaining usually.

  • Then why did you watch the whole 1:14 of it?

  • lol, this was retarded.

  • ROFL!

    Must watch this again!!

  • JIB JAB!!!

  • thats shittiing funny

  • hahahha crazy awsome!

  • Chris, you are so funny :)

    Ruthie

  • lool

  • o_O lol

  • what about him beating up the bully and the soap in the mouth

  • hahahaha!!!!! that was so great but i guarantee over 50% of the people who will see and have seen this didn't even get the reverence.

  • one of the best christmas movies ever.

  • lol i like this one xD

  • "SHOT MY EYE OUT... almost"

  • This one has been the best one out of all of them.

  • WTF! That was random!

  • hm, this animation style usually makes me want to tear my eyes out, but that was actually good

  • haha u forgot about the .... OHHHHH FUCK part :P

  • I love that movie <33 I watch it every year, too. I can't wait until the all day A Christmas Story marathon on Tv on Christmas day :-p

  • cool

  • lol

  • looolll hahahahahhahaahahhhahhaahahaha­hah SOOO FUNNY, KEEP THESE UP! !!!!!

  • lol glasses on top of glasses -_-

  • And soon enough it was like WEEWOOWEEWOO

    lmao teh bast part

  • LOL Merry Christmas Chris and I hope 2010 is a fantastic year for you!

  • Double set of glasses FTW!

  • rofl

  • Oh and he gets a C+ not an F