What if Atheists ruled the entire world?

[dancingnancy09]

these could very well be 3 of the dumbest people on the face of the earth!

[Kaaxe]

and it doesn't bother him that he knows nothing about what he claims to be wrong -.o

[psnLoneWulf14]

0:21 "i can sum it up in 3 words... evolution is a lie" wow..... just wow

[rdoetjes]

I do very much hope that this is sarcasm!

Otherwise I will weep for mankind.

[Keviamaya]

yeah thats scary, now if u excuse i'm going to fuck a hooker while i smoke my non addictive pot and then impale some christians, let my average monday begin =D

[FreeMindedAthiest]

I laughed my ass off! Funny!!!! I've seen this like three times now and I laugh harder everytime!

[MisanthropicSchizoid]

At first watch I thought this was real and was like wow.., these guys are dumb.

But now I realize that this is just a joke.

[xcellken1]

Let me guess, these guys never get laid???!!!

[AzukanAsimbu]

Nice acting, you almost had me convinced you were one of the people you were quoting XD

[loveallbeings]

Ummm...what?

[MrShadowz92]

You guys are brilliant. This is hilariously done. Subtle yet not so. One thumbs up from me!

[KilroyWa]

What the fuck did I just watch?

[timdnwd]

fuck,mindless fucks, stupid, stupid, stupid Christians Sprouting bullshit, this is why there has been so many wars in the last 2000years, And this is why the world is in such a bad state..Again these morons, if they were tested would have IQs less then 75

[MarcusEFN]

@timdnwd Calm down, these guys are actors.

[fearofspoons]

Wait. What? Are these guys taking the piss or actual die hard christians who genuinely think like this?

[nikobroo]

Best quotes

0:18 "I can sum it up in three words; Evolution is a lie"

1:00 "If we did in fact evolve from monkeys, how come babies aren't born monkeys?"

1:10 "If I didn't have God's judgement to fear, I would have killed many, many times"

1:43 "Oh wait, that's right! Monkeys don't live several million years"

[Hoodz017]

i pity both of these idiots.... the big bang may simply be the merging of these two morons stupidity at the beggining of space and time... we have them to thank for all that exist!

[1zacster]

@Hoodz017 no their brains are so dense it would just make a giant black hole :)

[atimor]

LMAOOOO! this was funny :) guys, it was obviously a joke

[MrFungus420]

(maybe I should have watched it to the end before commenting...)

[MrFungus420]

I'm guessing all of these statements are from FSTDT.

[MrMic1146]

I don,t care what education level you have.If you believe in a Mistical being. Then I,m more smarter than you!

[JBeezie428]

well played. 

[FStak9]

These guys are stupid as hell. But in an atheist world, hell doesn't exist. So I guess they're just stupid

[zpgJiggleBilly]

@FStak9 watch the whole video before you jump to conclusions.

[Tarion666]

so good XD

[MrRealist27]

It's obvious these guys are just making fun of religious people, it's hilarious too.

[SergeyEremeev]

I hate stupid people(((

[Mondosh1]

Lol nice troll.

[dontrachfski]

You know what's really scary... no matter how much you believe, pray, sing* to your beloved god, he? it? whatever it is you believe in has failed...FAILED to present or show any effort!!! in correcting the direction of the human kind.

As the centuries unfold are we all better off today than, say, 2000 years ago?

Take a real good look at our history all you god believers while trillions of dollars are spent on WAR MACHINES today, everyday!!! Honestly HOW DUMB IS YOUR GOD!!! (VERY DUMB!!!)

[ZLNewton]

Brilliant.

[Dobbix]

The guy with the hat is fucking hilarious. LMAO

[soviet86]

1:40 gold.

[Dune1884]

If everyone on earth was atheists ? peace!

a world full of religions? WAR!

[Th3Shadow0fDeath]

Why are there gay men honey?

[HomercidalOne]

Go to fstdt .net and you find plenty of quotes just like these

[jle201]

Awesome

[PimpLord187x]

SUCH BAD ACTING OMG LOOOOL

[hissclick]

i really, REALLY hope that this is fake/

[mysterymediacorp]

@hissclick yeah,they should have mentioned up front that this was a satire

[elusiveone2007]

this was hysterical 

[electorg]

why would they be wearing hoods?

[NihilFloods]

'Oh wait, that's right! Monkeys don't live for several million years'

Bwahahaha that's brilliant! If all the arguments against evolution were as endearing as that one, I'd get baptised tomorrow!

[analrape2000]

Whatever. At least I'm not Canadian. That's the real group that are going to burn in hell.

After the real American heroes liberate heaven from the liberals and the Muslims, we will make sure that the loonie is never worth more than fifty cents ever again.

Fucking Loyalists.

[Xxninja195xX]

Are these real quotes from people?

[castleskeptic]

This is why I think the world is not ready for atheism. A large number of us still need the security blanket of a "loving creator." Soon though... soon our society will be mature enough to accept reality.

[unborn4eva]

awesome :D

[GoForCodie]

I love you..all.

[jmccullough]

Well done! How many takes did it take for you to do the whole thing with a straight face?

[NinjaChampionKO]

Creationists with their Magical sky daddy and their zombie Jesus and their book that was written by crazy schizo men are most definitely lower on the evolutionary ladder in comparison to higher primates who actually try to comprehend their environment without resorting to crazy fairy tales..

[aahatch]

hahaha this vid is jokes

[kevrs2]

monkeys!! should that not be apes,moron creationists say this shit all the time

[Zombiepull]

@kevrs2 sorry im from germany, but what is the dif. between a monkey and an ape?

because whe got only one word in german: AFFE

well whe got the word primate, but i think is just a "scintivic" word for affe

[Xxninja195xX]

@Zombiepull Monkey's have tails

apes have no tails and are more similar to humans

[genericmeatunit]

"If I didn't have God's judgement to fear, I would have killed many, many people by now . . . " ;)

[bohemianwriter1]

@genericmeatunit

That makes me so glad that the god of my ancestors were Odin. He WANTS me to go on a rampage while being on Aquavite and mushrooms... lol

[crazyworld05]

What a jerk they are,3 morons talking to each other.

[simsi1616]

lol! Read the last bit of the video. Everything they were saying came from fundamentalist christian websites.

It's quite hilarious actually, until you remember christian fundies actually say and believe this stuff...then it becomes scary

[Paulfire0]

"When reason has reached its limit, only FAITH can go beyond."

-Anonymous

[WerewolfSlayer91]

When a animal, ape, man , or a dinosaur changes/evolves, that change is made to the DNA to the new Breed. Smal changes over thousend of years. A DNA string there, and A dna string there...... Depanding, of what disadvantages it had, or Hoe it could best adapt to the conditions! A Fish can only live in water, because Thats the envirement it has adapted it shelf to.......

[WerewolfSlayer91]

Is this a joke or are they serious??? if they are.....ohhhhhhh, gooooood, xD, thouse guys are just way out of line. I Never seen more stupid guys in my whole life. " if we eveolved from monkies how come it, we get born like "apes"???? Hmmm, i have to think now, erm, so hard.... Dam idiots, they just read a line here and there, and claim to know anything.(and that they dont need to) WAKE UP!!!!!!!!! They are just fooling their shelf.

[kickpidgeon]

Haha, you must of missed the end, it was a parody in a way, except everything said were actual quotes.

[planetmagnus]

I agree with you guys. The theory of evolution is wrong, It is just a theory. Just like gravitational theory and iternal combustion engine theory. Cars is a big lie.

[peteq1972]

There arn`t real people like this is there? surely not.

NO! i just read the end bit. thats unreal,

[roxasroks]

Hahaha very funny! 5/5

[boxbreakwatcher]

funny lol

[15kalas15]

the second half of the video is pretty funny

[abedeath13]

Is this sarcasm or are you actually serious?

[15kalas15]

doesn't 4:00 answer that question pretty fuckin easily

[shadows555]

for the sake of the world i hope its a big joke

[gramblor1]

The guy with the skull cap on is fucking hilarious.

[quinn2469]

Good stuff. Can't wait to see more.