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  • All Oriental people come from a common set of ancestors, so of course we're going to look similar. This is a scientific fact. It's called GENETICS. It's a bizzare concept for some you, I know.

    If everyone on this planet was educated, we wouldn't have to deal with racism, ignorance, etc. Just look at the deep South. A shining example of what lack of scientific knowledge can do.

  • We get offended because everyone thinks that Asian people are all the same...when in fact our cultures are very distinct. There is a similar underlying principle of Confucianism but aside from that it's frustrating to hear on a daily basis that we're all the same. it's like saying that all black people know how to dance. Dont get me wrong I love Dave Chapelle think this dude is effing hilarious. I just wanted to get a point across about Asians that people are ignorant about

  • ..Dave Chappelle is so right, I'm a Japanese person living in the U.K and people used to ask me to translate Jackie Chan Movies.

  • Hehe. I was lucky, I can tell a Thai person from a Chinese, Korean, or Japanese fairly easily, though occasionally Korean & Japanese get mixed up in my head!

  • DO I LOOOUUK CHINEEEEES???

  • Yeayeah! I'm Korean, but it's sometimes really hard for me to distinguish korean, chinese, and japanese

  • @ZeroNHack Chinese and Korean can be tough. Japanese are very easy to differentiate, to me.

  • @OlderG0ds Korean has prominent nose (compare to Chinese)

  • korean eyes have smallest eyes compare to japanese and chinese

    some korean girl even use heavy eyeliners to make their eyes look better

  • @MrGemhubbyx3 your statement reveals more about you than you know...

  • This skit cracks me up every time I watch it! LOL

  • Shit. Can't tell the difference between Korean or Chinese. I can't tell the difference between a German and Russian. Or a Nigerian or Somalian. Or an American or Canadian. You really can't tell the difference of any ethic group. That is my point

  • LoL his Korean accent is terrible. They aren't tonal at all!

  • japanese and chinese look alike but koreans look completely different from both imo. im korean so i am a little biased :P

  • @MrBandgeek95 Chinese here, watched a lot of media from all three so I can tell the difference pretty easily. They all have quite unique features when you pay attention.

  • HAHAHAHAH

  • im asian (more specifically Filipino) and i hate it when people think im mexican....

    but i cant blame `em

  • @FreakishSalmon shut up mexican

  • How can you tell the difference? Doesn't make any sense. I'm black and I can't tell the difference between a Jamaican, Black American, or African just by looking.

  • "we dont get bent out of shape, we usually call them people police" haha thats awsome

  • love this guy and I'm asian. 

  • his wife is asian lol

  • omg im asian and i have THE SAME PROBLEM.

  • I got caught shoplifting once and the first thing the cop asks me is if I'm black. But I'm Asian.... the fuck right? lol

  • I can't tell anyone apart. You all look the same to me D:

  • LOL he does the Korean accent so well

  • @Tablo0213 his wife is Korean

  • People who say a certain group all look the same don't realize that they are inherently racist. Their racist attitude can't let them see people of different races as individuals. Its easier and safer to see people as only as a member of an ethnic group when the time comes for them to expose their racial hatred.

  • @DONDIVA1969 or a lot of them do really look alike.

  • @hahaownedlolz - You fit the profile...just saying.

  • im black and japanese so I get have to deal with 2x the bullshit.

  • Alot of young Black Women look the same to me...Middle Aged White males look the same to me too, I can't tell them apart...I'm Native American and sometimes I can't tell Natives and Asians apart...When I do watch TV and If I see a pretty Women who might be a Native, I wonder "is she Filiipino or Native American" lol...Native Actress Julia Jones and Korean Actress Moon Bloodgood could be confused with being Asian or Native American.

  • Thumb if u like his Korean accent LOL

  • im asian but not chinese. I can get quite offensive if someone called me chinese as well... most chinese i have came across are ignorant a.holes who only stick to their own kinds. They hate most other asians as well.... and a lot belong to the communist party.

  • @llx2o1 i call bullshit on that.

  • @Buuub08 are you chinese? if you are, do you have any Korean, Jap, or vietnamese friends?

  • @llx2o1 Personally i dont know many Vietnamese folks but the ones ive come across with are perfectly fine. As for Japs and Koreans, absolutely. Obviously you are unaware that, for example, the Chinese (especially Taiwan and HK), Korean and Japanese entertainment industries work hand in hand.

    Its no big deal when people stick to their own community. EVERYONE does that, especially when you grow up like that.

  • Do you think Dave Chappelle hangs out with white or Asian folk more than with black peeps? Defo not. Is that a problem? I dont think it is. Black people hang out almost exclusively among themselves, as do white people. Foreigners try to stick to their people for social reasons. Expats stick to themselves, thats how it is and should be. Is that an issue in your opinion? If i would be Chinese does that mean im not allowed to have Chinese friends?

  • he's right about that though. like calling an Okinawan Japanese. or calling a Samoan Tongan. or a Maori

    British. they'll probably rip your head off for that haha.

  • WOW for all your stupid long comments about all that stupid crap about ancestry get real!! yeah im talking to you aqua revolution or waterer. this is comedy not history class.

  • @TheJaydee4610 fuck off please if you don't like my comment, I know it's comedy and not history thanks for the clarification though.

  • I'm korean/white or hapa..I am half offended by this skit...LOL jk i don't care, its funny.

  • @Jayli0 where are you from?

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  • That's why his black ass got an Asian wife with two kids and the nigga playing step daddy hahahahah. Boy she using your paper trust me I know my mom is Asian and you would be surprise of some Asian women think and would do to survive.

  • So weird that white people and asian are two different groups as their skin colors are both white..

  • @92Lithium Asian is not a homogeneous "group". Some Asians have darker skin -- it depends where they are from, and which region. For instance, you have East Asia then you have Asia, there is a lot of darker people. A lot of Asians, like in Korea and places get their skin whitened. But the same can be said for Whites, not all whites are pale. Most people on earth are different shades of brown, and that includes white people too. Race has more to do with skull shape (also genotype/phenotype),

  • @92Lithium east asians skulls are shaped completely different from whites. In africa there are tribes that have more similarity with the east asian skull than whites. The whole race idea as far as skin color is involved is not a good indicator.

  • HEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! why you think im chinese? i am KOREAN!!!! do i look chinese?

    .....yes moterfucker you do look chinese thats why i said it im sorry

  • poop

  • i'm asian and i have a hard time telling other asian people apart. hahaha.

    Chappelle is my brother from another mother.

  • "NO....i am KO RAE AN! 0__0" lmfaoooo xD

  • hahahaha

  • I can sometimes tell the difference between Chinese and Koreans.

  • we call does people police LOL!!!!!!!!!

  • I ment Dave Chappelle and I was like hey somalian... And he was like I ain't a Somalian I'm black slave.

  • I did not find this part funny at all. He basically said one line and people laughed at that? Maybe if he made more of an effort to fake an asian accent (which he did in previous older appearances) it would've been funny, but this one didnt have much heart.

  • @LeonScottKennedySama ..every comedian has a different style...

  • @treestar

    You're missing the part where I said I watched all and his previous appearances. THOSE had humor, THIS one didnt. Thats what I'm pointing out.

  • Dave chappelle,Kevin hart,gabriel iglesias makes me fuckin laugh xD

  • whats the god damn program called???

  • @bcozigothigh lol ok, it's all good :)

  • i freak out when someone calls me chinese AFTER i tell them where i'm from,

    but he's right :P hahaha i'm not korean too btw :P

  • we normall call thos people police haha

  • @bcozigothigh you know what... your trying to pick a fight with me. your almost 30 and you are picking fights... very classy lol. Sence of irony? I did not see the joke in your statement. There was no lol no lmfao or j/k so how was I suppose to know you were joking around?

  • @bcozigothigh oookkkkk

    1. Im not talking to you

    2. what you said about black people was racist.

    3. like you stated before, everyone is a bit racist then anyone can commits crimes.

  • @bcozigothigh ah okay, its the internet so its hard to tell if you were serious :)

  • @bcozigothigh thats some seriously flawed logic

  • There's a girl in my class that's like that

  • @Repeat7777 very classy now... Get the fuck out. Pffft superior race? With all do respect, for a race of people to get the most double eye lid surgery and the majority  to die they hair to look less Asian... Y'all are ONE of the most slefhating race I ever seen. NO RACE is higher than the other.

  • @sonkatoia LOL fucking nigger. everyone knows blacks are on the bottom, lowest IQ and most crime rates. Blacks shouldnt even be considered human.

  • @TheL2hang sweet heart, you live in the US, I bet you wouldn't say that to a black persons face now would you? You just started a youtube channel and already you are coming off as racist. smh, again, you live in the US, you should already know that not every black person you meet will act like what you see on TV. so who taught you to think like that? your parents?

  • @sonkatoia nope, no one taught me. one day i saw a black person and i instantly realized why everyone hates them.

  • @TheL2hang ok will let me ask this... do you live in a low class, middle class or high class environment?

  • more nigger racism against humans

  • don't include us in your skitz junkman

    we want nothing to do with you africans/blacks whatever ape continent you came from. lets stay this way for eternity.

  • fucking monkey shit came outta africa thinking he can offend the more superior race lol. LONG LIVE KOREA!!

  • After going to China I have to say there is quite a distinct difference between the Chinese and the Koreans, but before going I probably didn't see much of a difference either.

  • LOL.

  • I'm black and i can tell the difference between White and asian sub races. You can instantly tell the difference between eastern europeans and western europeans.

  • this is so true for all races. for asians, all blacks and all whites look the same...for blacks, all whites and all asians look the same, for whites, all blacks and all asians look the same! let's just all live with it!:)

  • this is exactly like the poem he did for def poetry jam. look dat shit up

  • 47 people are korean...

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  • heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy what makes you think i'm chineeeeeese i am koreaaaaan lolololol

  • hahahaha it's cuz nobody fucking like chinese. If you call a korean taiwanese or japanese they probably wouldnt flip out like that but fuck if you call them chinese somebody would be after your ass. applies to all types of asians (besides chinese)

  • I'm white and lived in Asia for almost 5 years, and I can tell you that a LOT of Asian people think all white people look the same. It goes all ways. ;)

  • @rheya19

    we think alot of white ppl look the same not because we just sterotype, u sometimes have to take a 2nd look, me personally because the white female celebrities they go for this same body type, so it makes it hard to distinguish them from oen another to me

  • @lylatfox4 I'm a white woman and I have the same problem with female celebrities. Beauty queens too.

  • @rheya19 That's dumb. We have all different hair colors, eye colors, some with freckles, some with tans.

  • @ThwartedVillainy It may sound dumb, but it's true.

  • @rheya19 I know it's true, I lived in Japan for a few years. But honestly, caucasians objectively have more variety in their appearance than east asians.

  • @rheya19 white people do look all the same, thats the definition of white people

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  • @rheya19 ye right not even a NOT coulor blind asian man could see the difrence betwin a guy with black hair and a guy with blond hair no cus it just sudenly the same cus his skin is white they are identical

  • @rheya19 i STILL think all white/black people look the same. Its usually like that from general perspective until you get to know an individual. Then they start to look different. But i'm not offended at all when I get mistaken for different things. It happens

  • How the heck could they think white people look Smellier when you can have blond brown and black hair plus the diffferent ranges of eyes colour u can have a really pale looking white person and then on the other hand have a dark looking white person and they look nothing alike but are both Genetically white.

  • @charlieiscool1000 all the other races have the same damn argument so shut up!lol

  • @charlieiscool1000 Ya but the white race has mixed so much with other races that the purity of the features are gone. So some where down the line the white person you see before you could have had black, middle eastern and even native ancestry. Asians haven't really mixed much and therefore hold on to their dominant features hence why people think they all look a like. Have you ever been to Germany and seen 10 blond blue eyed guys in one place believe me it can get confusing as well.

  • No I have not and that’s not entirely true a white person who has dark hair and dark eyes can still be of full European descent and still has white facial features just like the others with blonde hair and blue eyes but too some degree its true that some people from Europe may have some middle eastern ancestry but that’s going back thousands of years and to be honest blonde hair blue eyed is somewhat rare you might as well compare northern Germans with Norwegians Swedes with light skined whites.

  • @charlieiscool1000 Ya but how far do you want to take the white race, I have seen people from different regions of the world whom look white but you wouldn't classify them in that category. Being white is too general. It's more about countries and cultures.

  • "all you motha fucka's look the same!!"

  • I love asian people, Fuckin hate whites tho -___-

  • @daven3297 what does this have to do with Dave Chapelle's joke?

  • @daven3297 shut up before we oppress your land to bitch

  • he has a pretty good accent for a korean trying to speak english, especially that I am KOREAN part haha

  • @jkim152 he can do any voice of any race ,dude!

  • i can understand how white people or black people cant tell the difference between chinese and koreans, but if youre Korean, like me, you can totally tell if an asian person is chinese or korean or japanese, so on

  • Did he say "Police" at the end?

  • are people seriously arguing about race on this vid? wow just wow

  • @09062134788 If this Black guys from Philippines. I'd like to grapping my hand that back to his dirty country.  I stilled hate the Filipinos.

  • dave is hilarious

  • Im Korean and this guy is pure genious.

  • @jamesss11 you spelled genius wrong :) you're Asian i thought you would be smart

  • @TheFreshlycut Haha good one! I just checked it and oh well.. guess I am not that as smart as my fellow asian buddies

  • @jamesss11 You sure seem Chinese to me :)

  • true true true

  • LOOL perfect korean accent, (I'm korean and I find this funny as hell)

  • 47 people are korean

  • dave chap needs to stop swearing and being himself.

  • @DiabloMercy he needs to stop being himself? why don't you swear to that

  • Calling a random Asian guy Chinese is wrong.

    But when that rndom Asian guy says "Do I look Chinese!!!" You know what you got to say!

  • everyone needs to chill the fuck out your missing out on a hilarious video!!

  • The untrained eye is the key line in this joke.

    Asian in UK is more commonly given to indian,pakistani etc in my experience, its still correct to call chinese and japs asian too obv, like Asian movies I think Jap. Asian youth's I think pakistani. I know many chinese ppl and I could quite easily get other east asians mixed up but not always as my eye is trained.

  • hahaahha I love the way he says Koryann, everytime Im about to say Korean this pops in my head and I say it like Dave

  • He's funny, he's talented, and he's one racist nigga. What the fuck, two outta three ain't bad.

  • @polskiloco Fuck you it's part of humor he doesn't actually hate all the races. The only way to make it through this world is to not take everything so fucking seriously and learn to laugh at some things. Damn.

  • "DO I LOOK CHINESE?" *pause* "YES MOTHAFUCKA YA DO LOOK CHINESE! THAT'S WHY I SAID IT!" roflmaoo

  • funny. i am korean guy in seoul, but many people speak to me in japanese because they think i am japanese. but, these are the japanese tourists haha. but i like it because japanese is cool.

  • Dave Chappelle has some of the best delivery in comedy. He has such an acute sense of timing, it's amazing.

  • he used that same type joke on def comedy jam. thumbs up if youve seen it

  • 45 asian's pushed dislike

  • i can tell and im not asian im mixed

  • I am a Chinese man who only go for Chinese and Whites only. Sorry to Japanese and Koreans.

  • @pug201010 cus japanese and koreans girls don't like chinese men. don't act like u're shutting THEM down lol

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  • @pug201010 i'm still laughing at your original comment. who said i'm filipino? lol i'm having trouble understanding ur Chin-glish. u're probably a nerdy looking faggot who got picked on in school by koreans, japanese, and filipinos lol

  • @09062134788 You are Filipina? Holy god!

  • and what about the person is half chinese half japanese and just back from 2 weeks in hawaii? is it rude to think he's from thailand?

  • I luv how he uses the word "nigga" for anyone and everything. It takes the power out of that word so it's meaningless.

  • I am Korean but that was funny.

    I am mistaken as Japanese a lot though...haha

  • u used indian accent to imitate korean -_-

  • ._. Chinese girls aren't as hot as Japanese and Korean girls

  • @P3AC3OUT1995 true. ^_^

  • @Mayplestory1 ^-^ lol

  • Oops, got cut off. I meant to say:

    That said, it's true what he said about the whole getting the country wrong part. Lol, I've witnessed it many times (and may be guilty of doing it myself haha)

     :)

  • I know this is all supposed to be excusable because it's comedy but it's really annoying when people assume all people of a particular group are exactly the same. And Asians don't all look alike, not any more than whites or blacks do. If you place a Korean, a Filipino, a Cambodian, an Indian, a Chinese, a Burmese, a Japanese (and so on) next to each other, you'd see how diverse this group people call "Asians" really are.

    That said, it's true what he said about the whole getting the country wr

  • @xxSoLovely when people say asians they generally just mean oriental people.. hope i'm using the right term. They don't include indians and pakis and arabs and everyone in the middle east even though they're from the continent of asia. Asian pretty much just means chinese,japanese,korean, etc.

  • @Netjack First, I'm assuming you're from the US as we don't use the term "Asian" (in popular usage) that way in the UK or Australia but that's a different issue. Second, I think you missed the point of my comment or perhaps I wasn't clear enough. What I meant was that not all Asians, even the East Asians (Chinese, Japanese, Koreans, etc.) you're referring to look alike and simplifying the people of one continent isn't a great thing to do because the people and cultures of Asia are so diverse.

  • HEYYYYYY! what make u think im chineseeee!!

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  • if u can't tell the difference, simply call'em asian, i mean i'm pretty sure all koreans and chinese people would agree they're asian, right?

  • rofl. I'm Korean and I do that every time someone asks me if I'm Chinese. rofl.

  • I'm Korean and I can't really tell either... but I have been told that I look Chinese by Chinese people lol.

  • Japanese girls are the most beautiful, I tell ya

  • Cambodians look different from em yyou can tell! Burma

  • Pause at :11 hahahahahahahah

  • ok but what is the difference between chinese and japanes?.....i know..inposible

  • @DragonsREpic I think ppl from Japan are taller then Chinese ppl.

  • @jediguardian1 yeah, I think I read something similar, said that japanese male average height is lik 175, where chinese is 173, but it said that it was only during the late 20th century where japan became wealthy and parts of china had nutrient deficiency. well, I'd like to keep an eye on the long run.

  • @jediguardian1

    oh yea that does sound right lol

  • Filipinos you can tell. If you're an Asian with a Mexican last name you know that person is Filipino.

  • @fishNguitars Filipinos are sucks. Go for Koreans and Mongolian as dirty dogs.

  • @pug201010 cool story bro

  • after dating Korean girls....TRUST ME....they are SO different from Chinese and Japanese...lol  You can tell the difference big time.

  • Dave's wife is Korean, right?

  • @ririsoosoo she's viet