Judoon subtitles

[SuperGriffth]

Stay frosty boys

[VictoryFire88]

Ma ho. Lol

[ConservativeBrony97]

in the end it sounded like he said Mah ho LOL

[TomTomTubes]

:') BEST TRANSLATION EVER

[Saphira404]

excellent!

[Danyellegilbert]

rofl

[movielover44]

This is awesome! Now Maho = Stay Frosty, Boys in my head forever!! Thanks for the much needed laughs. :)

[SneakyMushrooms]

ma ho

[spiritfolk2008]

tardis didnt need to translate it cause the doctor knows the judoon language so it would of translated it to donna since she wouldnt known it!

[TheN01R]

That last line is in Earth English! "Mah Hoe"

[oscarlovenessa]

why didnt the tardis translates it lol

[Carnage1235]

@oscarlovenessa

Alien rhino is too complicated for the Tardis to understand.

[myettechase]

Did he just say "My ho" at the end?

[XbaellX]

why doesn't the tardis translate the language like it does for everything els

[silarnon]

@XbaellX Because it has perfect comedic timing.

[MovieFreak880]

@XbaellX because, the doctor also speaks there language.... well he speaks all languages, maybe it was too lazy to translate it for donna..

[karagz]

@XbaellX Maybe they are at the place Shadow Proclamation

[cyriljackal]

@XbaellX Considering how the Shadow Proclamation is very litigious, it's probably ILLEGAL to translate Judoon for some reason.

[ultrapersonthing]

@XbaellX because translators ae banned apparently? also, maybe this is what the judoons hear.

[liongirlfc]

@XbaellX The Judoon are to thick for that to work. Their all meat and no brain:D

P.S:TARDIS is a she not an it.

[Witchielake]

@liongirlfc mmm that she is, that she is

[HipHopUPsoRAP]

@XbaellX

you've got a point there lol

[chroms28]

@XbaellX Because it takes some time for the TARDIS to do so ;)

[VioletFaerie712]

@XbaellX

I think they wanted to illustrate the fact that the Judoon can adapt to any language after scanning it.

[IAmMindBandit]

@XbaellX Its not a language, the Judoon just like to make noises at people while they point guns at them.

[videosearcherwhenbor]

@XbaellX Because Judoonese is cool

[MrCCollins1993]

@XbaellX Cause hearing David Tennant speak Jadoon is fucking hi-larious. That's why. Ma ho.

[Kadiebeast]

@XbaellX I imagine the Shadow Proclamation has banned the Judoon's language from being translated directly. While the Doctor's broken laws before and had no problem with it, there are probably a few he still follows..

[MCLegoDude41]

@XbaellX it did cos thats how the doctor spoke judoon. But it was just showing us what its like for other people that dont travel in the tardis i guess?

[magmos]

@XbaellX It wants nothing to do with Rinospeak. Thats why.

[kojott93]

@XbaellX Because it's funnier this way. : )

[legendarywerewolf206]

Doctor Who: Stay frosty boys. there's Dalects on the losse.

[legendarywerewolf206]

is that Judoon guy rapping?

[sugarking12]

He said judoon: yo are the bitchs they send to deliver my fez. Doctor: there is no need for the guns or that langue in the doctor and this is ma ho

[anuong1]

Um I think it says...

Judoon Captain: You have entered a restricted zone at the Shadow Proclamation, Identify your rank and names.

Doctor: I am the Doctor and here to report a missing planet, LOWER YOUR GUNS IMMEDIATELY. THanks

[sugarking12]

The doctor says maybe forty fifty words and ur overall translation is yea cheers stay frosty boys?

[BluSpykz]

@sugarking12 Just like a badly dubbed 1970s Japanese Kung Fu flick! Their mouth moves so incredibly fast for a good 30 seconds; and only 3 words are spoke. "You will die".

[Lizardprinceone1]

@BluSpykz That's maybe because they are speaking a different language in the footage but is speaking English in the audio.

[ariencalen]

@Lizardprinceone1

AHHA! That almost made me die laughing. ;)

[Evowizard25]

@sugarking12 The same thing happened in Looney Tunes.

[orcagal101]

@sugarking12 That's why it's entertaining!

[xfoxxibabex]

Keeping it frosty ;O)

[pyramidhead007]

Mah hoe

[andydynastyforce]

he said my hoe in the end>;-)

[ArthurJProwlick]

I assume the shadow proclamation has a way of stopping telepathic communication for security purposes, hence no TARDIS translation.

[scissorphilip]

when i first saw the judoon they were on the moon, the doctor not having his tardis would explain why the humans couldn`t understand them, but since he speaks judoon why didn`t he explain to them that he`s a timelord, they could have checked and everything would be fine, also why don`t the judoon speak in english in this clip, doesn`t the tardis translate every language or is judoon off limits for some reason.

[Absent13]

@scissorphilip From what I gathered about the rest of THIS scene (the Doctor dealing with the Shadow Proclamation) he seems to be trying to keep from the Shadow Proclamation, and by extension, the Judoon, that there are any Time Lords left at all.

[galahuth]

@Absent13 that sounds like the logical interpretation to me

[ClubPenguinStevie422]

No, no, no. The last line 'mo ho' must be 'time lord' and what the doctor says is basically telling whoever's in charge that he's a time lord, as she wouldn't know it otherwise

[cheesydalek]

"Don't you think its stupid we have to speak like this and hold up our guns when you can perfectly understand every other alien?"

"To be honest guys i think it just gives fans a chance to come up with some silly ideas that were talking about biscuit's, badgers, and donna being; wait put down your guns....."

Guns down

"My Hoe!"

[jetsparks17]

the fast part and affters that he really said come with me and we'll duke each other with...my hoe

[KelbiPrincess93]

oh i laugh so hard everytime!!!

[GpradC]

Judoon: if your selling something, you will be shot.

doctor: no, i've come to improve pay by a lot.

-Judoon lower guns-

doctor: 50% exactly.

[bbcfan502]

I have always wondered what language they speak, i heard it was jadoo, or maybe that was there planet, i cant remember

[Dalektopia]

Judoon: State your name, rank and intention.

Doctor: The Doctor, doctor, FUN. And please, please lower your guns, I hate guns.

*Judoon lower guns*

Doctor: Thank You. I brought Ma Ho.

:P

[waffleriddle]

Love At The End He Goes

Mah Ho

[PhantomStella]

The way David rolled his R on that one made me laugh...

Although, I bet there are takes where he and Catherine couldn't get through that bit without laughing...On the first take, I would be laughing so hard there would be tears.

[ghazzy118]

I love Donna's expression XD

[klawzilla]

my translation.

Judoon : What the bloody hell are you doing here? Its our lunch break!

Doctor : Piss off! A planet has been stolen! We need you help! We have cookies...

*lower weapons*

Doctor : Thank You

[rjoyhelvie]

I just have to wonder: how many takes did it take before David could do that with a straight face. I mean, seriously, I woulda been busting up if that'd been me.

[theoneandonlykwanawk]

basically judoon:holy shit its the blue box that must mean are you the doctor

Doctor: no im a llama

Judoon: do not mock us.......llama

[jhibbitt1]

subtitles go by way too fast

[rowan729]

hehe he said "ma Hoe" n then they take him to the woman... o_O

[psychomantis108]

rough translation

jadoon camptain: I thought I told you Jehovah's witnesses to leave me ALONE!!!

[CPcheater54]

I can translate any judoon words. The judoon said: Hello are you the pizza guy? Oh yea the pizza gut dosent travel with a women in a tiny blue box that just comes round.

Doctor: Oi my box aint small and I am not a pizza guy! Oh and by the way Im the doctor. wepons down!

(guns lower)

Doctor: Good boy.

[CPcheater54]

I can translate any judoon words.

[CPcheater54]

this is what he said: JUDOON: Hello stranger I am captain tybo and theese are my troops..... DOCTOR: Ok ok I get the picture so whats with the guns? (guns lower) DOCTOR: what the?

[supahsnuffy]

if only Amy were there.

'I'm a pimp from the world of Gallifrey. I lure unsuspecting girls into my TARDIS and then pimp them out. This is my latest...'

-lowers weapons-

'My hoe.'

[CuttlefishPi]

O blow ko ro cho no sho cro pro,

rupitupititle bupilo!

[ArthurAllblack]

Raises guns

Judoon: Hey, you're not invited to this party, leave now!

The Doctor: Dude, I seriously have an entire liquor store inside my TARDIS. And look at the size of this girl's tits!

Lowers guns

My hoe!

[bananas1and2]

I kind of doubt they would have put "mah hoe" in there were this show American. Hilarious.

[Joe35983]

Mah Ho

*lol*



[allerdycegirl]

my tummy hurts from laughing so much!!!!! XD

[ROS3tYL3R]

i rekon they sed

Judoon: State your name, rank, intention and species

Doctor: my name is the doctor, i am the highest authority, i am here to save a level 5 plant/sol 3/planet earth/the human race.

(judoons lower weapons)

Doctor: Time Lord

[Nacho2333]

@ROS3tYL3R no it would have been The Doctor, Doctor, Fun and Time Lord

[interspark]

eeeeeeeh i think you could have done better, the subtitles were a bit quick

[Shockszzbyyous]

what episode ?

[kikon901]

@Shockszzbyyous Stolen Earth

[cheesydalek]

Judoon: "I'm sorry Sir you can't park there its a Disabled Space!"

Doctor: "Of course I can, I'm over 70 and Donna here has a speech Impedement!

(Drop weapons)

Doctor: "She can't keep here bloody mouth shut!"

(What we miss here now is a 5 minute cut scene of the Doctor and the Judoon cracking jokes at Donna's expense!)

[Lizardprinceone1]

@cheesydalek The Doctor was older then 70.

[Carnage1235]

@Lizardprinceone1

I don't quite think you know what he's talking about.

[Lizardprinceone1]

@Carnage1235 I was tired when I read it and didn't notice it said "older then 70". It happens sometimes to me.

[hazzainius]

i think it went like this:

judoon: why have u come here what do u want?

doctor: i require ur services to help me save a planet

doctor: sol 3

[buddyltd]

LOL!

[virgildog1950]

I don't think that they were speaking a language, but rather a code--the TARDIS translates any and all foreign languages for the user, right?

[taabuu2342]

Judoon cant have that many words if they all must have an O sound at the end

[Button966]

Wow, 0:13 / 0:14 - All that for 'Yeah, Cheers'.

lol

[Danielc02]

Judoon: sko po, tro no, fro yo, ko fo, toe toe

Doctor: No bo, ho sho, ko row, toe so... bokotosogobofopacho... maho

[HugzTiem]

As police of the shadow proclamation, I doubt that the gifts of the Tardis could penetrate the Judoon. Otherwise, anyone who has entered the TARDIS would be able to comprehend private police business should they need to talk amongst themselves

[WhiteSox2447]

when doc says mah hoe i think of the judoon asking who donna is and then he goes my hoe hahaha!did anyone else think that?

[xXxMementoMorixXx]

Stay frosty, boys.

[multicaal2]

I like the way the Judoon speak their own language that the audience doesn't understand despite the fact that it has been established that the tardis is supposed to get inside your head and translate alien languages.

WHILE THE TARDIS IS RIGHT THERE BEHIND THEM.

Lazy writing at it's best.

[bl0000000000]

@multicaal2

well the 10th doctor does say Allons-y and molto bene so I guess there are exceptions?

[YorickMesch]

@multicaal2

Perhaps the Shadow Proclamation forbids telepathic technology to be used within the Proclamation.

[multicaal2]

@YorickMesch I guess that would be a good explanation.

But they could at least explain to the audience why they ignored one of the first key things that audiences were told when doctor who came back in 2005.

[zelda1russell]

@multicaal2 you miss the point they are soeaking our language but they just went insane and taught themselves jibberish

[epiUnleashed]

That Judoon is "Mah Hoe"

[LatymerFish]

funny

[medo007black]

wow

[Homeandawayeps]

they talk funny

[thanqualhighseer]

ma ho.

on that last bit i thought he was talking about donna!!

donna vs the jadoon, they`d get their asses kicked.

[Safder1972]

thats ''mah hoe''

[SubzeroFusion]

MAH HOE!

[superjohnnicus]

MOHO.

[baggerbags]

Hahahaaa XD

[ghostlygirl1802]

I loved him speaking like them! Like ro-sho-moh. Then 100x faster XD

[J4J0k3r]

And a "bo ro do so to lo" to you too! :D

[intermender]

lol

[TorchwoodGuy05]

HA! Good one. "Stay frosty boys."

[LegoGear]

nice

[JaCkMaN89000]

haa haa stay frosty boys! pure genius! love it :D

[tomctr1]

The encounter wasn't about translation. It was about speaking the correct phrase or catch phrase to gain access to the Shadow Proclamation. I'm sure they didn't have the TARDIS translate to give the viewers more of a idea of how exclusive it was it enter the area. Not everyone can just "beam in". Hence the armed Judoon guards!

This rough translation was funny though!

[rosydonut]

Why did'nt the tardis translate?

[NetMoverSitan]

Rough translation of their conversion (in context).

Judoon Captain: You have entered the Shadow Proclaimation, identify yourselves.

Doctor: I am the Doctor, I am here to report a missing planet, please lower your weapons, I am unarmed.

Doctor: Thank you.

[Antari0424]

@NetMoverSitan :o U understood that?

[NetMoverSitan]

@Antari0424 it was based on the Tenth doctors personality, where they are and their reactions.

[Antari0424]

@NetMoverSitan I thought u were like one of those guys who could speak perfect Klingon or something XD

[EbonyFaery]

@Antari0424 I speak kilngon

[midgman01]

@NetMoverSitan how are you able to translate that?

[NetMoverSitan]

@midgman01 based on the actions of the Judoon, where they are and what has happened in that episode so far.

[Lurgie1]

@NetMoverSitan lol, that means 'thank you' is 'ma ho' then! ^.^ 

[tarmac2053]

@NetMoverSitan a lil to serious dnt u think!!

[RhiannonZRock]

@NetMoverSitan wow good job that really sounds like what they said lol

[iwaswithyourmum]

it is actauly they scan u and learn your language

[Blacknarcissa]

...Lol.

[Rywern]

Judoon: sko po, tro no, fro yo, ko fo, to to

Doctor: No bo, ho sho, ko ro, to so... bokotosogobofofago... maho

thats as close as i can get, the fast part is incredibly tricky

[trident5]

can't believe I fell for that. lol mo-ho

[HopelessInLife1990]

Wait, wouldn't the TARDIS automatically translate this?

[crashbandicoot62]

it is slightly possible that the Judoon are a new species and evolved after the doctor stole the TARDIS - but that is the only thing i can think of ...

[HopelessInLife1990]

Maybe, or the writers just wanted to show their "unique" language. Besides I'm sure the Judoon understand English after the Plasmavore incident.

[DreamTraveller1]

Well, the Judoon were already capable of speaking English in their previous appearance...I suppose Davies just wanted his pet creation to have their moment.

[HopelessInLife1990]

Didn't they have their moment when they first stepped into the hospital? Eh, maybe Davies wants people to learn Judoon now.

[imissrose123]

@HopelessInLife1990 I think it has something to do with it being against the Shadow Proclamation?

[SGFanFiction]

great

a bit fast

but

thats what pause is for

thanks

[DJGOODLOOKING]

really funny, but the Judoon subtitles go WAY too fast!

[antony492]

this is shit and i hope ppl dont actually believe that thats what they say

[crashbandicoot62]

only a real idiot would believe that this is supposed to be taken seriously - ironic how you elavate yourself beyonf this video when it is actaully beyond you.

[Hedgehogs4Me]

I love the "Yeah, cheers" xD

[epicfink]

that is awesome lol

[redranger19952007]

the last sentance sounded like a song :L

[BlueStormSpirit]

Well the TARDIS is still on Earth so I'm guessing it's translating abilities don't work when he is 200,000 miles into space

[MissHarpoMarx]

Is that really what they said? xD

[redranger19952007]

no you idiot. hes jokin

[crashbandicoot62]

why can't anyone understand a joke? everyone takes things too seriously these days.

[antony492]

because people who find this video are people who want to actually know what was REALLY said. Clearly this cant be done

[crashbandicoot62]

yeah, clearly not seeing as no-one speeks judoon

[MissHarpoMarx]

Because some people are stupid..or they have a slight mental illness. Pardon me for not knowing the difference sometimes.

[GeneHunt01]

That funny

[falzar101]

Good idea.

I love this. Stay frosty boys.

[hends4]

the doctor cant translate the judoon language because its against the shadow proclamation

[Abstract310]

I just love the look donna gives the doctor when he speaks judoon.

[mctitttys]

haha

[lollipopmad]

lol:L

[Tiltkid]

Obviously the TARDIS can translate all languages, except Judoon.

[DrPhilFromTv]

can i take your coat? xD

stay frosty boys!

[masteryodadobby]

stay frosty boys!

[porqtevasjuan]

how come other languages get translated but not this one

[thegamerkid77]

idk good question

[DrPhilFromTv]

maybe some kind of code? like a secret code, so only the shadow blablabla, know them. and the doctor of cause know the code.. my quess

[hazgown]

I think they are using the reverse thing, so they are speaking english like donna spoke latin in Popeii

[wolvesruleohyay]

It amazes me how fast he can talk!

[BOLOTASOMSISTEMA]

stay frosty boys xD

[Diablo666Daemon666]

Judoon "you are trespassing in the shadow proclamation, state youridentity or leave at once" Doctor "(says his name) of the Time Lords, password (rattles it off quickly). I need help"

[goggles226]

That makes sense.

Is that for real or just what you think?

[Diablo666Daemon666]

well, its what i think. but its probably a very close approximation to the real statements. check: watch?v=tJ_pj31YdrY&feature=re­lated for my post of my translation idea there

[gingerofthesketch]

lol nice! "yeah, cheers"