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Asia Babi is suffering for her belief in Christ, and needs 600,000 more signings for her appeal to be released. With God, nothing is impossible - In Christ
Much respect! You challanged me while I watched the video and you challanged me bigtime.... But I "slowed my role" and decided to listen a lil' and trust God more than usual...Very funny stuff and I agree, God MUST have a sense of humor because how else can you explain some things?
Religion is a mental illness. The religious deal with anxiety by believing in a giant all powerful father in the sky who protects them. They obsess over behaviors like having to wear special hats, or say certain words in order to appease this ever-watchful disciplinarian. That is simply a cross between OCD, delusion and paranoia.
This is no joke! The flying spaghetti monster is real and if you dont accept him as you lord and savior then you will burn in pasta hell forever. This in no joke! Repent! i dont need facts to prove my claim, because u have to believe in him so he can show u the light! Pastafarianism is the right religion,..who needs stupid things like facts and evidence when there is faith. In the name of our almighty pasta lord, rAMEN.
I don't claim to know that which is unknowable (AKA the existence of "god"), but it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion (take a hint, Christians), however satisfying and reassuring it may be.
@iamatrollsosuckit Oh look at you. Trying to test the 'if GOD is real theory' by insulting HIM, hmm...? tsk-tsk. Sad. Look, if HE wants you in the KINGDOM, then HE has ways of getting you, okay? No need to reach...because that is what you are doing. You are no better than a fly (you) buzzing around the tail of a lion. (HIM) HE could care less of what you think of HIM. Merry CHRISTmas.
@kbthiede In a country ranking 60-72% christian, I understand the reluctance one may feel. I remember once I was walking in Chicago on a chilly day with thousands of other people. After flagging down a taxi (which took over an hour), I proceeded to climb atop it and professed that I AM A HUMAN AND I AM NOT ASHAMED!!!. I was then flogged for several minutes by the CPD. Needless to say this countries' anti-human bigotry shined like though like a flaming torch of hate that day.
So brave my man. I wish I could offer you my support in more tangible terms. That story reminds me of this one time I was walking with my dog, Chicken Tenders. He was wearing a Jesus medallion and I told every person I saw on that walk that "Chicken Tenders is a Christian dog."
After 30 minutes I said it to this big badboy German Shepard.and, well it is almost too painful to tell...CT WAS RAPED TO DEATH
I cry everytime. Chicken Tenders was raped to death for being Christian
Corinthians 3-17 And low from the mountains Jesus came, draped in goat hide and burdened with the furrowed brow of thought." what troubles you my master"inquired an old women sitting by the road. And verrily Jesus said unto her " mind your own business you old twat" and showed her his cock.
To all of the people making comments against Christianity. All I can say is really? You have nothing better to do than bash on christians by using age old arguments that any person who understands God's word could tear apart in an instant? If you want to bash on christians, do it to our faces or don't do it at all.
Many Christians want to believe so badly they will ignore scientific evidence, reason, common sense and their own better judgment. Religions have perverted the meaning of the word "truth." The Websters Dictionary definition says what the word means: truth: "being in accord with fact or reality" - Search for "Church of Innerspace" in Google and read what it says. It is not what you think it is.
There's a theory that there is a major change, and people are converting from christianity to atheism or from atheism to christianity, but it's still not known which way it's tilting. To settle this once and for all, all you have to do is just simply go here and vote yes or no. Very simple and quick, then you go about your day. Or you can stay a few to discuss.
He preached at Greater St.Stephens in New Orleans Today! Told us he is 36 years old and he waited til his marriage to have sex with his wife and now he has a son on the way!
He preached at Greater St.Stephens in New Orleans Today! Told us he is 36 years old and he waited til his marriage to have sex with his wife and now he has a son on the way!
this man has a gift he was just at my church tonight and he is so funny and has a wife and a baby on the way god is good and to him we give all the glory to.john gray also has a great testimoney
Hey, first I wanted to say sorry for spamming to you and the owner of this channel.My sister was murdered three years ago and nothing was ever done about it.My parents and I take care of her 3kids but now my mom has cancer.I wrote a song about my sister trying to raise support (theres a link to our cause page on the video)We dont want money or your information, mainly your sincere prayers and your support. Thanks and once again, sorry for spamming, its the only way I know to get it out there.
@peacheslovesjesus I agree, praise be to GOD!!! I remember one time, sitting in my catholic mass, the priest actually let a woman give a portion of the homily. Mr. Mattington. And all of us single, catholic straight men..We knew this was a test from GOD. For how could anyone resist her 80 year old sagging breasts, her perfectly defined varicose veins, and flawless liver spots. I passed the test of GOD that day, and celebrated by firing one off after an episode of my favorite gay fisting scene.
@peacheslovesjesus ya fuckin' eejit - love them by respecting their autonomy and let them choose whether to have sex or not. it's only sex, for fuck's sake.
Are you as proud of racial subjugation and suppression (biblically backed) as you are of suppressing being a human being - which includes being sexual? When I hear people say they are religious - my brain instantly translates that into, "I'm ignorant and proud of it - and I'm never going to change."
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How are you today ? are you fine , and i hope so . I want to tell you Christians if you want to follow the right way then you have to follow the truth , and the truth is to follow what God said , and what prophets said either , and then you will know what is the truth . Thanks for reading
i gave him a hug nd a high five lol he was great, he has a mother like me : BOY IF U TOUCH THT TOY I WILL BEAT YOU UPSIDE THE HEAD!!!!!! lol i was dyn cause i kept thinkin of my moma sitti at home
In everyhting you do do it to the Glory of GOD. So many people are being decived because "the whole body wants to happy". Any professed christian should seek the word of GOD, this staff is deceiving to the Christian. Be wise
@selflessgreed John 1: 14 " The Word Made Flesh" john was reffereing to Jesus Christ when he wrote that. And since in John 1:1 it says "In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God" If the word was God then the word made flesh is God also hence Jesus Christ
@selflessgreed It's true that the Father, the Son, and the Holy Ghost are one. What Jesus is saying is that God is the head of the Son, and the Son the head of the Holy Ghost. It doesn't mean that one is superior to another. Men and women are equal, but the man is the head of the woman.
@Ilovekoolaid6 Is Jesus God or is he the Son? believe therefore in God and His apostles, and say not, Three. Desist, it is better for you; God is only one God; far be It from His glory that He should have a son, whatever is in the heavens and whatever is in the earth is His, God is sufficient for a Protector.
@udooling listen if its about gonnorhea or something stupid like that that some stupid comedians talk about, youll find it funny like awarren92 said What you come here for!!!!
haha this guy is hilarious, i saw him at ATF in Greensboro which was like this past friday and saturday, he was great.... he talked about his wedding and how when he got married it was gonna be a quick one and that his girl better not wear high heels and that she better wear reboxs cause the whoole time he would be like get it girl get it girl get it girl and how he was gonna wear the breakaway pants haha it was great
@KesleyWORKS137 I know he is happy!!!! Thank you, JESUS CHRIST, my son will be a virgin until he is married to his woman of GOD!!!! he is under the blood and so is his future woman of GOD and so are my future generations.
@PeaceluvandBffl Scientists aren't trying at all to disprove the existence of god. There is absolutely no natural phenomenon that requires the existence of god to be explained; that's why they don't research god. Also, the burden of proof lies on the person making the claim. What funkyguyxxx was saying is that prayer is proven to be futile. You don't even need a scientist to prove it, you can prove it for yourself. Try praying for a motionless object to fly 10m in the air without any help.
@thedolphin111 Your such a downer. You really think I read that paragraph of what you had to say?Please.Your a waste of oxygen.And you don't pray for something as stupid as a materialistic item. That's something to laugh at.You pray for things that are in need in your life.If it is not sincere don't hope for it to be granted. The answer will not come before you in the blink of an eye you can count of that.Why waste your time on a video you disagree with by making comments to the users who agree?
@PeaceluvandBffl Lololol, you're telling me I'm a waste of oxygen just for clarifying what funkyguy said. Hahaha. By the way, I wasn't telling you to pray for a physical object. I was telling you to pray for an object to fly; just to demonstrate that prayer doesn't work. I came to this video for comedy, I saw your misconceptions and I tried to rectify. But I guess your replies explain why you didn't get it right in the first place.
@PeaceluvandBffl Oh? There are requirements for people to watch videos now, are there? Do I have to be Japanese to look at their commercials, too? This is the internet, you slimy pustule of ignorance. Keep replying to my comments and I'll return to defend myself.
@PeaceluvandBffl Praying for me to get evilness out of my heart? Didn't you just tell me that I was a waste of oxygen? Well, then. That's something you would expect from such a thoughtful, kind, moral christian like yourself. Your heart isn't depraved at all, now is it? :)
@thedolphin111 You are a waste of oxygen and I feel bad for you.And Yes I will pray for a lost soul.So you will not die in Hell with the devil. Yes, you're right. I am thoughtful,kind and moral. You don't know who I am,Sir. I'm not going to sit and argue with a ten year old probably looking up "bad come-backs" on Google.
@PeaceluvandBffl "you are a waste of oxygen" "I am thoughtful,kind and moral." Seems like you don't know yourself all that well, either. By the way, I'm a miss, I'm 17, and it isn't really that difficult thinking up of comebacks when my opponent is suffering from schizophrenia and short-term memory loss. Oh, and I can't die in hell because I'd already be dead by then.
"I'm not going to sit and argue" We will see about that, shall we not? :)
@thedolphin111 Don't waste your time trying to explain why I have these defects.I would have thought that a seventeen year old would have been mature with her words and argue a vaild argument.Not trying to provoke you, but I am really quite disappointed. You being two years older than me I would've hoped to look up to you, but you saying I have "Schizopherina" and "Short-Term memory Loss" really makes me lose respect for you.I learn now that you can't have an opinion without society bashing.
@P Opinion? Of course we can have opinions. However, when someone forms an opinion based on a misinterpretation, I feel the need to correct it. And I did, in your case but you're ignoring the corrections. Fine, you don't have schizophrenia or short-term memory loss, but you're still unbelievably ignorant and stupid - right from when you answered with "Ha ok?" And you can keep your bloody respect to your self. This isn't a debate, this is a throwing of insults.
@P "hoped to look up to you" Whaa- really? Well. You could've fooled me.
Funny how you jumped to insults on maturity right when I told you I was 17. A 17 year old would be mature with her words? What about a 15 year old? Since you know a whole truckload about being mature, care to explain why you said I was a waste of oxygen and why you think you are moral for saying this?
@buckinfitches Noo, no, I was just shocked, that someone of your level, would even have the mental capacity to type the words CHRISTIAN when they hate that kind of stuff. I mean, that you, mister ALL KNOWING, would bother typing those words surprises me. If you dont like it leaves us alone, and go wallow in the emptiness of your life. Your the one who came here. Your fault, and please shut up, if you have no room to talk, you came to bother us, so now I bother you. Kay? Cool. :)
Satan is a sanscrit word that means truth. The jews stole it and changed its meaning to adversary in their forged language. Thus they are saying that truth is their adversary. As it is because they are a bunch of lies. They latter labeled Enki with it. Because he is of truth. So saying hail satan, litterally means hail truth or hail the on of truth. Christianity is a lie created to destroy your soul. Learn what you need to know. joyofsatan. org
lol this nigga is 2 funny! it's good that he is funny for both black niggas and white niggas too! but cmon!!! nigga still got that V-card and a meatloaf sub?? SMH!! two thumbs up!
He was at ATF last night and 5 years from when this video was taken he still said the same thing about his wedding (he did stay a virgin until he was married). It was hilarious!! He even immitated Micheal Jackson ordering food at mcdonalds. I'll take a number 1 with fries, oOoo!!
@MossieN14 I was @ ATF Last night Too(: When he said that there was a girl out there in the crowd whose Grandfather has been diagnosed with Cancer && only has 2-6 Months left to livee... Yeahh.. That girl is mee... My youth leader made me go && talk to him Because he said exactly what is going on in my life...
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Asia Babi is suffering for her belief in Christ, and needs 600,000 more signings for her appeal to be released. With God, nothing is impossible - In Christ
StevieWonder501 1 week ago
Much respect! You challanged me while I watched the video and you challanged me bigtime.... But I "slowed my role" and decided to listen a lil' and trust God more than usual...Very funny stuff and I agree, God MUST have a sense of humor because how else can you explain some things?
TheGonzoChrist 1 week ago
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Religion is a mental illness. The religious deal with anxiety by believing in a giant all powerful father in the sky who protects them. They obsess over behaviors like having to wear special hats, or say certain words in order to appease this ever-watchful disciplinarian. That is simply a cross between OCD, delusion and paranoia.
zazen108 1 week ago
& now he's married :D
tarosticks 2 weeks ago
Allah would find this guy hilarious but Buddha would be somewhat indifferent, praise the flying spaghetti monster
kraqore79 3 weeks ago
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This is no joke! The flying spaghetti monster is real and if you dont accept him as you lord and savior then you will burn in pasta hell forever. This in no joke! Repent! i dont need facts to prove my claim, because u have to believe in him so he can show u the light! Pastafarianism is the right religion,..who needs stupid things like facts and evidence when there is faith. In the name of our almighty pasta lord, rAMEN.
pamabrah 1 month ago
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I don't claim to know that which is unknowable (AKA the existence of "god"), but it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion (take a hint, Christians), however satisfying and reassuring it may be.
ThatNerdyDude 1 month ago
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HearTheTruthOnline 1 month ago
fuck god.
iamatrollsosuckit 1 month ago
@iamatrollsosuckit lol troll thats not nice.
MinecraftNinjaTeam 1 month ago
@MinecraftNinjaTeam why defend an imaginary friend?
sTapleEVA 1 month ago
@sTapleEVA Why attack something imaginary?
MinecraftNinjaTeam 4 weeks ago
@iamatrollsosuckit Oh look at you. Trying to test the 'if GOD is real theory' by insulting HIM, hmm...? tsk-tsk. Sad. Look, if HE wants you in the KINGDOM, then HE has ways of getting you, okay? No need to reach...because that is what you are doing. You are no better than a fly (you) buzzing around the tail of a lion. (HIM) HE could care less of what you think of HIM. Merry CHRISTmas.
peacheslovesjesus 1 month ago
So Funny!! Man! That is soooooooo funny : )
GodsGirl253 1 month ago
THUMBS UP IF YOU AREN'T ASHAMED TO ADMIT THAT YOU ARE A CHRISTIAN!!!
SO BRAVE!!!
kbthiede 1 month ago 2
@kbthiede In a country ranking 60-72% christian, I understand the reluctance one may feel. I remember once I was walking in Chicago on a chilly day with thousands of other people. After flagging down a taxi (which took over an hour), I proceeded to climb atop it and professed that I AM A HUMAN AND I AM NOT ASHAMED!!!. I was then flogged for several minutes by the CPD. Needless to say this countries' anti-human bigotry shined like though like a flaming torch of hate that day.
melikeymakemusic 1 month ago
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So brave my man. I wish I could offer you my support in more tangible terms. That story reminds me of this one time I was walking with my dog, Chicken Tenders. He was wearing a Jesus medallion and I told every person I saw on that walk that "Chicken Tenders is a Christian dog."
After 30 minutes I said it to this big badboy German Shepard.and, well it is almost too painful to tell...CT WAS RAPED TO DEATH
I cry everytime. Chicken Tenders was raped to death for being Christian
kbthiede 1 month ago
This is great! I love how he is able to incorporate sex jokes into a christian show without it sounding sinful.
smuffinification 1 month ago
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Corinthians 3-17 And low from the mountains Jesus came, draped in goat hide and burdened with the furrowed brow of thought." what troubles you my master"inquired an old women sitting by the road. And verrily Jesus said unto her " mind your own business you old twat" and showed her his cock.
VELOCITYSQUARED 1 month ago
interesting comedy
TheMessiahsPurpose 1 month ago
"Snap your eyes and remember the moment"...so funny and he can sang!
avivaciousvocalist 2 months ago
Love your messages. Laughing and crying, Barbara
barbarajaneward 2 months ago
Learn the Truth.
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xxIDONTKNOwthisxx 2 months ago
@xxIDONTKNOwthisxx LOL
Butcher5997 2 months ago
To all of the people making comments against Christianity. All I can say is really? You have nothing better to do than bash on christians by using age old arguments that any person who understands God's word could tear apart in an instant? If you want to bash on christians, do it to our faces or don't do it at all.
Jjtorvik94 2 months ago
@Jjtorvik94 mad bro?
Butcher5997 2 months ago
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Humans wrote the bible.
Prayer is a placebo.
Atheists are generally smarter than religious people.
The bible supports slavery, sacrificing your child, and stoning people to death.
Morality does not come from the bible.
Most of the 10 commandments aren't even laws..
LOGICandREAS0N 2 months ago
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chad19821 2 months ago
omg!john gray signed my forehead and hugged me at ATF!!!!!
shadyizmine 2 months ago
ATF in chicago!! he was amazing!
MementoMori131 2 months ago 6
@MementoMori131 yes i was there much fun a great time to reconnect to god
dementedjelly 2 months ago
@dementedjelly I'm glad to hear that :) I recently became christian, so it was just mind blowing for me haha. Glad youre reconnected with God! xD
MementoMori131 2 months ago
hahahahaha
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GodFirstMuzik 2 months ago
Saw him two days ago at ATF in Cleveland. Funniest guy ever!
btm51493 2 months ago
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Many Christians want to believe so badly they will ignore scientific evidence, reason, common sense and their own better judgment. Religions have perverted the meaning of the word "truth." The Websters Dictionary definition says what the word means: truth: "being in accord with fact or reality" - Search for "Church of Innerspace" in Google and read what it says. It is not what you think it is.
vividDC 3 months ago
he was so funny at ATF! i love this man!
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There's a theory that there is a major change, and people are converting from christianity to atheism or from atheism to christianity, but it's still not known which way it's tilting. To settle this once and for all, all you have to do is just simply go here and vote yes or no. Very simple and quick, then you go about your day. Or you can stay a few to discuss.
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bluelinebreakstar 3 months ago
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He preached at Greater St.Stephens in New Orleans Today! Told us he is 36 years old and he waited til his marriage to have sex with his wife and now he has a son on the way!
lukin4u808 3 months ago
He preached at Greater St.Stephens in New Orleans Today! Told us he is 36 years old and he waited til his marriage to have sex with his wife and now he has a son on the way!
lukin4u808 3 months ago
Hahahhaha, 32 years old.
MikeUTube9333 3 months ago
im so glad to see this, the internet is plagued with hateful atheists who havent seen the light
funnydude415 3 months ago
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OurLordiz1 3 months ago
Not hard to be a comedian when the thing you're telling jokes about is a joke in and of itself...
cruelzeppelin666 4 months ago
Dude John Gray is hilarious! if you love laughing check out my page for more comedy!
comedianchristv 4 months ago
ATF Collision Mend The Broken Tour 2011 :) Thumbs up if you went! :D
chelzaaaaa1011 4 months ago
Vert Funny......
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CookingwithSugarTV 4 months ago
hey this young man is great people we need more comedy like this
emokity241 4 months ago
I like this video the young man is very talantaed
QueenTamika1 4 months ago
Easy on... Easy off!!!
LadyofNightWake 4 months ago
this man has a gift he was just at my church tonight and he is so funny and has a wife and a baby on the way god is good and to him we give all the glory to.john gray also has a great testimoney
djem367 4 months ago
that guys just prentending to be christian because hes not funny. no sausages for you my friend
bobmysausage 4 months ago
@bobmysausage so becuase hes not funny, hes not a christian? dont think thats how it works.
DoodleDandy921 3 months ago
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To god be the glory
azemaster14 4 months ago
Took good be the glory
azemaster14 4 months ago
snap yo eyes and remember the momant"!
Tikibooo100 5 months ago
Well thats good that you are a still virgin some people don't give rats shoe....
TrineaCares 5 months ago
gruff sense of humour, he's filled with raw sex power, and the unpleasant kind too.
but he made them laugh... i guess..
hecdc 5 months ago
I saw him live at atf XDD
monchoco224 5 months ago
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Hey, first I wanted to say sorry for spamming to you and the owner of this channel.My sister was murdered three years ago and nothing was ever done about it.My parents and I take care of her 3kids but now my mom has cancer.I wrote a song about my sister trying to raise support (theres a link to our cause page on the video)We dont want money or your information, mainly your sincere prayers and your support. Thanks and once again, sorry for spamming, its the only way I know to get it out there.
KesslersCross 5 months ago
Hogwarts exists! WAKE THE FUCK UP PEOPLE!!1!
Insabanua 5 months ago
Dude is hilarious! Idk what's up with Kirk's suit though....swing and a miss...
31mikey93 5 months ago
To GOD be the glory, GOD has kept both my babies are virgins and will remain virgins until they are both married, in JESUS CHRIST name. AMEN!
peacheslovesjesus 6 months ago 9
@peacheslovesjesus I agree, praise be to GOD!!! I remember one time, sitting in my catholic mass, the priest actually let a woman give a portion of the homily. Mr. Mattington. And all of us single, catholic straight men..We knew this was a test from GOD. For how could anyone resist her 80 year old sagging breasts, her perfectly defined varicose veins, and flawless liver spots. I passed the test of GOD that day, and celebrated by firing one off after an episode of my favorite gay fisting scene.
melikeymakemusic 1 month ago
@peacheslovesjesus Amen.
silkessence19 1 month ago
@peacheslovesjesus ya fuckin' eejit - love them by respecting their autonomy and let them choose whether to have sex or not. it's only sex, for fuck's sake.
MrOdsplut 1 week ago
@peacheslovesjesus Are you fucking retarded?
FrozenAtrox 5 days ago
32 yr old virgin, makes me feel sad
computerscreen332 6 months ago 2
@computerscreen332 He is married now, so...
peacheslovesjesus 6 months ago
lolololol xD
NeverEndingPromises 6 months ago
k i know that song! ive heard it!
Dormaninth14 6 months ago
@pronkssodur lol
Dormaninth14 6 months ago
i have some clean comedy on my page! funnies and MUSIC
MaximumHuge 6 months ago
This shit is heavy retard status. Fuck all you derps.
hailstan666 6 months ago
hilarious... love this guy
brodtx 6 months ago
Hebrews 10:26 If we deliberately keep on sinning after we have received the knowledge of the truth, no sacrifice for sins is left,
27 but only a fearful expectation of judgment and of raging fire that will consume the enemies of God.
1John 3:6 No one who lives in him keeps on sinning. No one who continues to sin has either seen him or known him.
Gen 6:6, Ezek 9:6 Sin breaks God's heart. You must not willfully sin.
go to sermonindexdotnet and look up Milton Green, become a true disciple.
servant714 7 months ago
Simmer Cody, Simmer. :) (Anyone?)
maxst5011 7 months ago
1 John 5:7-8
For there are three that bear record in heaven, the Father the Word and the Holy Ghost: and these three are one.
And there are three that bear witness in earth, the Spirit, and the water, and the blood: and these three agree in one.
Only way we will go to heaven, and escape eternal judgement is through Jesus Christ, and what He did at the cross.
texasg23212 7 months ago
Are you as proud of racial subjugation and suppression (biblically backed) as you are of suppressing being a human being - which includes being sexual? When I hear people say they are religious - my brain instantly translates that into, "I'm ignorant and proud of it - and I'm never going to change."
rictusgate 7 months ago
I ain't Christian but this guy's clearly cool innit?
MrErisian 7 months ago 2
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markholness77 7 months ago
John Gray is homosexual but is making a killing on the christian comidy
kraqore79 7 months ago
@kraqore79 how would you know?? you his mama?
saunei 6 months ago
a meatloaf sandwich and ketchup....SNAP YO EYES AND REMEMBER THE MOMENT! a 2 piece velcro BREAKAWAY DRESS. LAWDY'mercy....dis man is crazy!
brandongyrl 8 months ago
Hey there ,
How are you today ? are you fine , and i hope so . I want to tell you Christians if you want to follow the right way then you have to follow the truth , and the truth is to follow what God said , and what prophets said either , and then you will know what is the truth . Thanks for reading
kenzaki777 8 months ago
just saw him today. hilariousss
AshyGirl010 8 months ago
lol snap your eyes and remember this moment!
dhammy9 8 months ago
Snap ur eyes and remember the moment. Lmbo. Go head brother Im waiting on God 2
2weird4m3 8 months ago
Thumbs up if you went to ATF!!!
Ex0Flo13 8 months ago 19
For all the Christians getting upset with the unfortunate non Christians, dont...just turn the other cheek. They are already miserable enough.
liveryservice 9 months ago
@liveryservice That's not a very Christian thing to say my friend.
MyNutsAreCold 8 months ago
yeah my ass that black guy is a virgin
BorgKing001 9 months ago
this is "laugh out loud" funny
JustinLoveComedy 9 months ago
i love how he's funny without being perverted and dropping the F-word every five minutes...see? Christians can be just as good lol this guy is FUNNY
morgangale01 9 months ago 6
During 10 years in Sing-Sing, those executed for murder were 65% Catholics,
26% Protestants, 6% Hebrew, 2% Pagan, and less than 1/3 of 1% non-religious.
AMpufnstuf 9 months ago
Haha!
dave8594 9 months ago
H̯͇̱̪͆̇e͚̠̰͉͚̼̪͓ͧ̆̇̽ͬ ͪ҉̮̯̥̗͠i̡̖̼̬̮͇̘̖̩͛̉ͩ̄͝s̹̭̭̣̤͋ͫͯͭ͛ͣ͜ͅͅ ͓̭̯́́͂ͪ̃͌̅ͨ́c̗̣̪̰͇̎̈́ͫ̈̐͌̍̍́͢o̙̫̻̞ͦ͆ͥ̀̉͆̿̕m̢̛̘̯̻̪̖͇͉̳̏ͣí̛̳̲̹̟͍͚̺͔ͤͣ͘n̬̦͙͚̯̯͉̝̿ͬ͡g̡̨̮̘͍̺͗͑́ͣ̓͐̔̚ͅ!̭̺͎̿̿̃̊ͭ
Makron5 9 months ago
wow, he did this same joke at Battlecry this year, and he's married now. lol thats so funny.
baalynduh 9 months ago
John gray was amazing, too funny loved him in battle cry. God bless his life.
figlove 9 months ago
Just 119 days ago, John Gray got married...and he fulfilled his prophecy lml Battlecey was too amazing, he better come back next year.
RFProductions09 9 months ago
i gave him a hug nd a high five lol he was great, he has a mother like me : BOY IF U TOUCH THT TOY I WILL BEAT YOU UPSIDE THE HEAD!!!!!! lol i was dyn cause i kept thinkin of my moma sitti at home
dancelikeflames212 9 months ago
lol chicken r u ok! chicken r u ok? r u ok chicken! lol he had me dying yesterday lol!!!
dancelikeflames212 9 months ago
woooh! battle cry
"no mom, you have to respect me. I'm almost 12"
Rovag 9 months ago
Cody..simmer..simmer...cody, cody, simmer down ,,simmer,simmer
HOLLISKID23 9 months ago 3
@HOLLISKID23 NO! I WANNA PLAY!
maxst5011 7 months ago
Just saw him at Aquire the Fire...he's married now haha
Eddie81489 9 months ago 2
@Eddie81489 WOOOO BATTLECRY!!! HE WAS GREAT
HOLLISKID23 9 months ago
In everyhting you do do it to the Glory of GOD. So many people are being decived because "the whole body wants to happy". Any professed christian should seek the word of GOD, this staff is deceiving to the Christian. Be wise
MrCDir 9 months ago
wooohoooo! i met him at ATF!!!
muppeboi28 9 months ago
@muppeboi28 me too
Imagohard99 9 months ago
Saw him today at Battlecry. He used the 5min wedding joke again (;
pinoysftw 9 months ago 9
jesus was wrong
moesh 9 months ago
@moesh wat?
superindhia 9 months ago
Why do you believe Jesus is God, He was in a womb, ate, prayed, asked for guidance amongst many other things.
There are clear statements in the Bible that indicate he is a Prophet of God.
Find the truth people, none is worthy of worship except God.
Slave masters painted this image of Jesus as God so they could control you.
selflessgreed 9 months ago
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@selflessgreed John 1: 14 " The Word Made Flesh" john was reffereing to Jesus Christ when he wrote that. And since in John 1:1 it says "In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God" If the word was God then the word made flesh is God also hence Jesus Christ
21jamaicanboi 8 months ago
@selflessgreed I wonder about that.
John 14:6: Jesus saith unto him, "I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me."
John 10:30: "I and the Father are one."
Ilovekoolaid6 8 months ago
@Ilovekoolaid6 "For the Father is greater than I'" (John 14:28).
Where is this "Trinity" word mentioned in the Bible?
selflessgreed 7 months ago
@selflessgreed It's true that the Father, the Son, and the Holy Ghost are one. What Jesus is saying is that God is the head of the Son, and the Son the head of the Holy Ghost. It doesn't mean that one is superior to another. Men and women are equal, but the man is the head of the woman.
Ilovekoolaid6 7 months ago
@Ilovekoolaid6 Is Jesus God or is he the Son? believe therefore in God and His apostles, and say not, Three. Desist, it is better for you; God is only one God; far be It from His glory that He should have a son, whatever is in the heavens and whatever is in the earth is His, God is sufficient for a Protector.
selflessgreed 7 months ago
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@selflessgreed The Father, Son, and Holy Ghost are not gods, but they are three persons in one.
Ilovekoolaid6 7 months ago
THumbs up if you saw him at ATF
MrDrumplayer59 9 months ago 2
OMG Christian Comedy is so kool!
lola01ization 10 months ago
This shit isn't funny, I cant believe youtube recommended that I would like this.
udooling 10 months ago
@udooling listen if its about gonnorhea or something stupid like that that some stupid comedians talk about, youll find it funny like awarren92 said What you come here for!!!!
lola01ization 10 months ago
@lola01ization Well as you can infer from my previous message, I was recommended it. Also, I came to see if it was funny.
udooling 10 months ago
Well I'm promotion my channel like everybody else, but I rep Jesus. Subscribe for upcoming album. God Bless.
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SecularCondition 10 months ago 2
haha this guy is hilarious, i saw him at ATF in Greensboro which was like this past friday and saturday, he was great.... he talked about his wedding and how when he got married it was gonna be a quick one and that his girl better not wear high heels and that she better wear reboxs cause the whoole time he would be like get it girl get it girl get it girl and how he was gonna wear the breakaway pants haha it was great
lovemytwalker19 10 months ago
Hello Everyone. Jesus is my Life. I am a female rapper and I rap about my faith. Check it out.
ChristianCutie83 10 months ago
he is hilarious !!!GBU ....HE ANNOUNCE I AM ENGAGE! BLESS HIM AND WIFE !
LORDFAMOUSTAR 10 months ago
u sounded like bill belamy real quick in the begint-ting lol
TShaPsalm16 10 months ago
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tmwnat 10 months ago
Very funny...yes God has a sense of humor...people need to understand that more and how personal he is
The29Prophet 11 months ago
he was at atf 2011 he is so funny :)
Corrus9 11 months ago
By the way, he just got married! I'm so proud of him!
KesleyWORKS137 11 months ago 44
@KesleyWORKS137 He did?? Omg yay!
MermaidSwagger 9 months ago
@KesleyWORKS137 I know he is happy!!!! Thank you, JESUS CHRIST, my son will be a virgin until he is married to his woman of GOD!!!! he is under the blood and so is his future woman of GOD and so are my future generations.
peacheslovesjesus 9 months ago
@KesleyWORKS137 I bet you it was the fastest wedding ever!!!!!
ladyki48235 8 months ago
I saw this guy live at Acquire The Fire, and oh my goodness he is hilarious! This guy is seriously great!
KesleyWORKS137 11 months ago
poor deluded christians
funkyguyxxx 11 months ago
na we rich in spirit i cant imagine what it would be like without jesus in my life ill pray for u @funkyguyxxx
cholo123321 11 months ago
@cholo123321 praying does not work, its a proven fact. don't waist your time praying for me
funkyguyxxx 11 months ago
@funkyguyxxx Proven fact?Proven by who? Scientists? Haha WOW..
God laughs so hard at scientests who are "trying"to prove that he isn't real.
PeaceluvandBffl 10 months ago
@PeaceluvandBffl Scientists aren't trying at all to disprove the existence of god. There is absolutely no natural phenomenon that requires the existence of god to be explained; that's why they don't research god. Also, the burden of proof lies on the person making the claim. What funkyguyxxx was saying is that prayer is proven to be futile. You don't even need a scientist to prove it, you can prove it for yourself. Try praying for a motionless object to fly 10m in the air without any help.
thedolphin111 10 months ago
@thedolphin111 Ha ok?
PeaceluvandBffl 10 months ago
@PeaceluvandBffl You're such an intellectual.
thedolphin111 10 months ago
@thedolphin111 Your such a downer. You really think I read that paragraph of what you had to say?Please.Your a waste of oxygen.And you don't pray for something as stupid as a materialistic item. That's something to laugh at.You pray for things that are in need in your life.If it is not sincere don't hope for it to be granted. The answer will not come before you in the blink of an eye you can count of that.Why waste your time on a video you disagree with by making comments to the users who agree?
PeaceluvandBffl 10 months ago
@PeaceluvandBffl Lololol, you're telling me I'm a waste of oxygen just for clarifying what funkyguy said. Hahaha. By the way, I wasn't telling you to pray for a physical object. I was telling you to pray for an object to fly; just to demonstrate that prayer doesn't work. I came to this video for comedy, I saw your misconceptions and I tried to rectify. But I guess your replies explain why you didn't get it right in the first place.
thedolphin111 10 months ago
@thedolphin111 For reals just go. You don't belong here.
PeaceluvandBffl 10 months ago
@PeaceluvandBffl Oh? There are requirements for people to watch videos now, are there? Do I have to be Japanese to look at their commercials, too? This is the internet, you slimy pustule of ignorance. Keep replying to my comments and I'll return to defend myself.
thedolphin111 10 months ago
@thedolphin111 But don't worry I'll pray for you. I'll pray that you find God and get that evilness out of your heart. : )
PeaceluvandBffl 10 months ago
@PeaceluvandBffl Praying for me to get evilness out of my heart? Didn't you just tell me that I was a waste of oxygen? Well, then. That's something you would expect from such a thoughtful, kind, moral christian like yourself. Your heart isn't depraved at all, now is it? :)
thedolphin111 10 months ago
@thedolphin111 You are a waste of oxygen and I feel bad for you.And Yes I will pray for a lost soul.So you will not die in Hell with the devil. Yes, you're right. I am thoughtful,kind and moral. You don't know who I am,Sir. I'm not going to sit and argue with a ten year old probably looking up "bad come-backs" on Google.
PeaceluvandBffl 10 months ago
@PeaceluvandBffl "you are a waste of oxygen" "I am thoughtful,kind and moral." Seems like you don't know yourself all that well, either. By the way, I'm a miss, I'm 17, and it isn't really that difficult thinking up of comebacks when my opponent is suffering from schizophrenia and short-term memory loss. Oh, and I can't die in hell because I'd already be dead by then.
"I'm not going to sit and argue" We will see about that, shall we not? :)
thedolphin111 10 months ago
@thedolphin111 Haha cool story bro;)
By the way I don't have schizophrenia or Short- term memory loss. I am a perfectly fine girl.
PeaceluvandBffl 10 months ago
@thedolphin111 Don't waste your time trying to explain why I have these defects.I would have thought that a seventeen year old would have been mature with her words and argue a vaild argument.Not trying to provoke you, but I am really quite disappointed. You being two years older than me I would've hoped to look up to you, but you saying I have "Schizopherina" and "Short-Term memory Loss" really makes me lose respect for you.I learn now that you can't have an opinion without society bashing.
PeaceluvandBffl 10 months ago
@P Opinion? Of course we can have opinions. However, when someone forms an opinion based on a misinterpretation, I feel the need to correct it. And I did, in your case but you're ignoring the corrections. Fine, you don't have schizophrenia or short-term memory loss, but you're still unbelievably ignorant and stupid - right from when you answered with "Ha ok?" And you can keep your bloody respect to your self. This isn't a debate, this is a throwing of insults.
thedolphin111 10 months ago
@P "hoped to look up to you" Whaa- really? Well. You could've fooled me.
Funny how you jumped to insults on maturity right when I told you I was 17. A 17 year old would be mature with her words? What about a 15 year old? Since you know a whole truckload about being mature, care to explain why you said I was a waste of oxygen and why you think you are moral for saying this?
thedolphin111 10 months ago
cool cool
oscarorona1964 11 months ago
For all these non-Christians who keep saying "anything with Christian sucks" or "Christians are funny"...one question:
What did you come here for?
awarren92 11 months ago 51
@awarren92 to try to find a funny one ya fuckin retard.
mrdunngoofd 6 months ago
This man is FUNNY. Love it. Thanks for laughs. Refreshing.
kgaccount 11 months ago
Easy on easy off...lol
gechaprayzone 11 months ago
I should have known.... Anything with the word "Christian" in it always sucks.
buckinfitches 11 months ago
@buckinfitches Anything with you in it, sucks.
BrendaBrianne 11 months ago
@BrendaBrianne Awww did i hurt your feelings or something? Go pray to your imaginary friend and leave me alone.
buckinfitches 11 months ago
@buckinfitches Noo, no, I was just shocked, that someone of your level, would even have the mental capacity to type the words CHRISTIAN when they hate that kind of stuff. I mean, that you, mister ALL KNOWING, would bother typing those words surprises me. If you dont like it leaves us alone, and go wallow in the emptiness of your life. Your the one who came here. Your fault, and please shut up, if you have no room to talk, you came to bother us, so now I bother you. Kay? Cool. :)
BrendaBrianne 11 months ago
@BrendaBrianne Christians not only suck at comedy but also grammar and punctuation... Obviously :)
buckinfitches 11 months ago
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Satan is a sanscrit word that means truth. The jews stole it and changed its meaning to adversary in their forged language. Thus they are saying that truth is their adversary. As it is because they are a bunch of lies. They latter labeled Enki with it. Because he is of truth. So saying hail satan, litterally means hail truth or hail the on of truth. Christianity is a lie created to destroy your soul. Learn what you need to know. joyofsatan. org
TheSatanwarrior 11 months ago
lol this nigga is 2 funny! it's good that he is funny for both black niggas and white niggas too! but cmon!!! nigga still got that V-card and a meatloaf sub?? SMH!! two thumbs up!
scootwilson 11 months ago
@SparklingRedRuby11
MossieN14 11 months ago
He was at ATF last night and 5 years from when this video was taken he still said the same thing about his wedding (he did stay a virgin until he was married). It was hilarious!! He even immitated Micheal Jackson ordering food at mcdonalds. I'll take a number 1 with fries, oOoo!!
MossieN14 11 months ago 2
@MossieN14 I was @ ATF Last night Too(: When he said that there was a girl out there in the crowd whose Grandfather has been diagnosed with Cancer && only has 2-6 Months left to livee... Yeahh.. That girl is mee... My youth leader made me go && talk to him Because he said exactly what is going on in my life...
TheTaylorBerndt 11 months ago
OH LAWD! DAT NIGGRA JOHN GRAY GONNA WAIT TILL HE MARRIED!
IT'S PANDEMONIUM! IT CRAZY AS HELL!
OH LAWD GET SUM KFC UP IN HERE!
SCREW BITCHES GET DEM CHIKINZ!
otakuman47 11 months ago
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Proof You Were Never Born A Sinner!
MrUrimthummim 11 months ago
His first time's gonna be quicker than his wedding.
CosmicApe2 11 months ago