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  • Much respect! You challanged me while I watched the video and you challanged me bigtime.... But I "slowed my role" and decided to listen a lil' and trust God more than usual...Very funny stuff and I agree, God MUST have a sense of humor because how else can you explain some things?

  • & now he's married :D

  • Allah would find this guy hilarious but Buddha would be somewhat indifferent, praise the flying spaghetti monster

  • fuck god.

  • @iamatrollsosuckit lol troll thats not nice.

  • @MinecraftNinjaTeam why defend an imaginary friend?

  • @sTapleEVA Why attack something imaginary?

  • @iamatrollsosuckit Oh look at you. Trying to test the 'if GOD is real theory' by insulting HIM, hmm...? tsk-tsk. Sad. Look, if HE wants you in the KINGDOM, then HE has ways of getting you, okay? No need to reach...because that is what you are doing. You are no better than a fly (you) buzzing around the tail of a lion. (HIM) HE could care less of what you think of HIM. Merry CHRISTmas.

  • So Funny!! Man! That is soooooooo funny : )

  • THUMBS UP IF YOU AREN'T ASHAMED TO ADMIT THAT YOU ARE A CHRISTIAN!!!

    SO BRAVE!!!

  • @kbthiede In a country ranking 60-72% christian, I understand the reluctance one may feel. I remember once I was walking in Chicago on a chilly day with thousands of other people. After flagging down a taxi (which took over an hour), I proceeded to climb atop it and professed that I AM A HUMAN AND I AM NOT ASHAMED!!!. I was then flogged for several minutes by the CPD. Needless to say this countries' anti-human bigotry shined like though like a flaming torch of hate that day.

  • @melikeymakemusic

    So brave my man. I wish I could offer you my support in more tangible terms. That story reminds me of this one time I was walking with my dog, Chicken Tenders. He was wearing a Jesus medallion and I told every person I saw on that walk that "Chicken Tenders is a Christian dog."

    After 30 minutes I said it to this big badboy German Shepard.and, well it is almost too painful to tell...CT WAS RAPED TO DEATH

    I cry everytime. Chicken Tenders was raped to death for being Christian

  • This is great! I love how he is able to incorporate sex jokes into a christian show without it sounding sinful.

  • interesting comedy 

  • "Snap your eyes and remember the moment"...so funny and he can sang!

  • Love your messages. Laughing and crying, Barbara

  • Learn the Truth.

    joyofsatan( . org )

  • To all of the people making comments against Christianity. All I can say is really? You have nothing better to do than bash on christians by using age old arguments that any person who understands God's word could tear apart in an instant? If you want to bash on christians, do it to our faces or don't do it at all.

  • @Jjtorvik94 mad bro?

  • omg!john gray signed my forehead and hugged me at ATF!!!!!

  • ATF in chicago!! he was amazing!

  • @MementoMori131 yes i was there much fun a great time to reconnect to god

  • @dementedjelly I'm glad to hear that :) I recently became christian, so it was just mind blowing for me haha. Glad youre reconnected with God! xD

  • hahahahaha

  • God First Muzik Wuz here Subscribe

  • Saw him two days ago at ATF in Cleveland. Funniest guy ever!

  • he was so funny at ATF! i love this man!

  • He preached at Greater St.Stephens in New Orleans Today! Told us he is 36 years old and he waited til his marriage to have sex with his wife and now he has a son on the way!

  • Hahahhaha, 32 years old.

  • im so glad to see this, the internet is plagued with hateful atheists who havent seen the light

  • Not hard to be a comedian when the thing you're telling jokes about is a joke in and of itself...

  • Dude John Gray is hilarious! if you love laughing check out my page for more comedy!

  • ATF Collision Mend The Broken Tour 2011 :) Thumbs up if you went! :D

  • Vert Funny......

    ♥¨*•.¸¸¸¸. •*¨♥

    SUGAR

    

  • hey this young man is great people we need more comedy like this

  • I like this video the young man is very talantaed

  • Easy on... Easy off!!!

  • this man has a gift he was just at my church tonight and he is so funny and has a wife and a baby on the way god is good and to him we give all the glory to.john gray also has a great testimoney

  • that guys just prentending to be christian because hes not funny. no sausages for you my friend

  • @bobmysausage so becuase hes not funny, hes not a christian? dont think thats how it works.

  • Took good be the glory

  • snap yo eyes and remember the momant"!

  • Well thats good that you are a still virgin some people don't give rats shoe....

  • gruff sense of humour, he's filled with raw sex power, and the unpleasant kind too.

    but he made them laugh... i guess..

  • I saw him live at atf XDD

  • Hogwarts exists! WAKE THE FUCK UP PEOPLE!!1!

  • Dude is hilarious! Idk what's up with Kirk's suit though....swing and a miss...

  • To GOD be the glory, GOD has kept both my babies are virgins and will remain virgins until they are both married, in JESUS CHRIST name. AMEN!

  • @peacheslovesjesus I agree, praise be to GOD!!! I remember one time, sitting in my catholic mass, the priest actually let a woman give a portion of the homily. Mr. Mattington. And all of us single, catholic straight men..We knew this was a test from GOD. For how could anyone resist her 80 year old sagging breasts, her perfectly defined varicose veins, and flawless liver spots. I passed the test of GOD that day, and celebrated by firing one off after an episode of my favorite gay fisting scene.

  • @peacheslovesjesus ya fuckin' eejit - love them by respecting their autonomy and let them choose whether to have sex or not. it's only sex, for fuck's sake.

  • @peacheslovesjesus Are you fucking retarded?

  • 32 yr old virgin, makes me feel sad

  • @computerscreen332 He is married now, so...

  • lolololol xD

  • k i know that song! ive heard it!

  • @pronkssodur lol

  • i have some clean comedy on my page! funnies and MUSIC

  • This shit is heavy retard status. Fuck all you derps.

  • hilarious... love this guy

  • Hebrews 10:26 If we deliberately keep on sinning after we have received the knowledge of the truth, no sacrifice for sins is left,

    27 but only a fearful expectation of judgment and of raging fire that will consume the enemies of God.

    1John 3:6 No one who lives in him keeps on sinning. No one who continues to sin has either seen him or known him.

    Gen 6:6, Ezek 9:6 Sin breaks God's heart. You must not willfully sin.

    go to sermonindexdotnet and look up Milton Green, become a true disciple.

  • Simmer Cody, Simmer. :) (Anyone?)

  • 1 John 5:7-8

    For there are three that bear record in heaven, the Father the Word and the Holy Ghost: and these three are one.

    And there are three that bear witness in earth, the Spirit, and the water, and the blood: and these three agree in one.

    Only way we will go to heaven, and escape eternal judgement is through Jesus Christ, and what He did at the cross.

  • Are you as proud of racial subjugation and suppression (biblically backed) as you are of suppressing being a human being - which includes being sexual? When I hear people say they are religious - my brain instantly translates that into, "I'm ignorant and proud of it - and I'm never going to change."

  • I ain't Christian but this guy's clearly cool innit?

  • John Gray is homosexual but is making a killing on the christian comidy

  • @kraqore79 how would you know?? you his mama?

  • a meatloaf sandwich and ketchup....SNAP YO EYES AND REMEMBER THE MOMENT! a 2 piece velcro BREAKAWAY DRESS. LAWDY'mercy....dis man is crazy!

  • Hey there ,

    How are you today ? are you fine , and i hope so . I want to tell you Christians if you want to follow the right way then you have to follow the truth , and the truth is to follow what God said , and what prophets said either , and then you will know what is the truth . Thanks for reading

  • just saw him today. hilariousss

  • lol snap your eyes and remember this moment!

  • Snap ur eyes and remember the moment. Lmbo. Go head brother Im waiting on God 2

  • Thumbs up if you went to ATF!!!

  • For all the Christians getting upset with the unfortunate non Christians, dont...just turn the other cheek. They are already miserable enough.

  • @liveryservice That's not a very Christian thing to say my friend.

  • yeah my ass that black guy is a virgin

  • this is "laugh out loud" funny

  • i love how he's funny without being perverted and dropping the F-word every five minutes...see? Christians can be just as good lol this guy is FUNNY

  • During 10 years in Sing-Sing, those executed for murder were 65% Catholics,

    26% Protestants, 6% Hebrew, 2% Pagan, and less than 1/3 of 1% non-religious.

  • Haha!

  • H̯͇̱̪͆̇e͚̠̰͉͚̼̪͓ͧ̆̇̽ͬ ͪ҉̮̯̥̗͠i̡̖̼̬̮͇̘̖̩͛̉ͩ̄͝s͋ͫͯͭ͛ͣ͜­̹̭̭̣̤ͅͅ ͓̭̯́́͂ͪ̃͌̅ͨ́c̗̣̪̰͇̎̈́ͫ̈̐͌̍̍́͢oͦ­̙̫̻̞͆ͥ̀̉͆̿̕m̢̛̘̯̻̪̖͇͉̳̏ͣí̛ͤͣ͘­̳̲̹̟͍͚̺͔n̬̦͙͚̯̯͉̝̿ͬ͡g̡͗͑́ͣ̓͐̔̚­̨̮̘͍̺ͅ!̭̺͎̿̿̃̊ͭ

  • wow, he did this same joke at Battlecry this year, and he's married now. lol thats so funny.

  • John gray was amazing, too funny loved him in battle cry. God bless his life.

  • Just 119 days ago, John Gray got married...and he fulfilled his prophecy lml Battlecey was too amazing, he better come back next year.

  • i gave him a hug nd a high five lol he was great, he has a mother like me : BOY IF U TOUCH THT TOY I WILL BEAT YOU UPSIDE THE HEAD!!!!!! lol i was dyn cause i kept thinkin of my moma sitti at home

  • lol chicken r u ok! chicken r u ok? r u ok chicken! lol he had me dying yesterday lol!!!

  • woooh! battle cry

    "no mom, you have to respect me. I'm almost 12"

  • Cody..simmer..simmer...cody, cody, simmer down ,,simmer,simmer

  • @HOLLISKID23 NO! I WANNA PLAY!

  • Just saw him at Aquire the Fire...he's married now haha

  • @Eddie81489 WOOOO BATTLECRY!!! HE WAS GREAT

  • In everyhting you do do it to the Glory of GOD. So many people are being decived because "the whole body wants to happy". Any professed christian should seek the word of GOD, this staff is deceiving to the Christian. Be wise 

  • wooohoooo! i met him at ATF!!!

  • @muppeboi28 me too

  • Saw him today at Battlecry. He used the 5min wedding joke again (;

  • jesus was wrong

  • @moesh wat?

  • Why do you believe Jesus is God, He was in a womb, ate, prayed, asked for guidance amongst many other things.

    There are clear statements in the Bible that indicate he is a Prophet of God.

    Find the truth people, none is worthy of worship except God.

    Slave masters painted this image of Jesus as God so they could control you.

  • @selflessgreed I wonder about that.

    John 14:6: Jesus saith unto him, "I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me."

    John 10:30: "I and the Father are one."

  • @Ilovekoolaid6 "For the Father is greater than I'" (John 14:28).

    Where is this "Trinity" word mentioned in the Bible?

  • @selflessgreed It's true that the Father, the Son, and the Holy Ghost are one. What Jesus is saying is that God is the head of the Son, and the Son the head of the Holy Ghost. It doesn't mean that one is superior to another. Men and women are equal, but the man is the head of the woman.

  • @Ilovekoolaid6 Is Jesus God or is he the Son? believe therefore in God and His apostles, and say not, Three. Desist, it is better for you; God is only one God; far be It from His glory that He should have a son, whatever is in the heavens and whatever is in the earth is His, God is sufficient for a Protector.

  • THumbs up if you saw him at ATF

  • OMG Christian Comedy is so kool!

  • This shit isn't funny, I cant believe youtube recommended that I would like this.

  • @udooling listen if its about gonnorhea or something stupid like that that some stupid comedians talk about, youll find it funny like awarren92 said What you come here for!!!!

  • @lola01ization Well as you can infer from my previous message, I was recommended it. Also, I came to see if it was funny.

  • Well I'm promotion my channel like everybody else, but I rep Jesus. Subscribe for upcoming album. God Bless.

    Z-NO

  • haha this guy is hilarious, i saw him at ATF in Greensboro which was like this past friday and saturday, he was great.... he talked about his wedding and how when he got married it was gonna be a quick one and that his girl better not wear high heels and that she better wear reboxs cause the whoole time he would be like get it girl get it girl get it girl and how he was gonna wear the breakaway pants haha it was great

  • Hello Everyone. Jesus is my Life. I am a female rapper and I rap about my faith. Check it out.

  • he is hilarious !!!GBU ....HE ANNOUNCE I AM ENGAGE! BLESS HIM AND WIFE !

  • u sounded like bill belamy real quick in the begint-ting lol

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  • Very funny...yes God has a sense of humor...people need to understand that more and how personal he is

  • he was at atf 2011 he is so funny :)

  • By the way, he just got married! I'm so proud of him!

  • @KesleyWORKS137 He did?? Omg yay!

  • @KesleyWORKS137 I know he is happy!!!! Thank you, JESUS CHRIST, my son will be a virgin until he is married to his woman of GOD!!!! he is under the blood and so is his future woman of GOD and so are my future generations.

  • @KesleyWORKS137 I bet you it was the fastest wedding ever!!!!!

  • I saw this guy live at Acquire The Fire, and oh my goodness he is hilarious! This guy is seriously great!

  • poor deluded christians

  • na we rich in spirit i cant imagine what it would be like without jesus in my life ill pray for u @funkyguyxxx

  • @cholo123321 praying does not work, its a proven fact. don't waist your time praying for me

  • @funkyguyxxx Proven fact?Proven by who? Scientists? Haha WOW..

    God laughs so hard at scientests who are "trying"to prove that he isn't real.

  • @PeaceluvandBffl Scientists aren't trying at all to disprove the existence of god. There is absolutely no natural phenomenon that requires the existence of god to be explained; that's why they don't research god. Also, the burden of proof lies on the person making the claim. What funkyguyxxx was saying is that prayer is proven to be futile. You don't even need a scientist to prove it, you can prove it for yourself. Try praying for a motionless object to fly 10m in the air without any help.

  • @thedolphin111 Ha ok?

  • @PeaceluvandBffl You're such an intellectual.

  • @thedolphin111 Your such a downer. You really think I read that paragraph of what you had to say?Please.Your a waste of oxygen.And you don't pray for something as stupid as a materialistic item. That's something to laugh at.You pray for things that are in need in your life.If it is not sincere don't hope for it to be granted. The answer will not come before you in the blink of an eye you can count of that.Why waste your time on a video you disagree with by making comments to the users who agree?

  • @PeaceluvandBffl Lololol, you're telling me I'm a waste of oxygen just for clarifying what funkyguy said. Hahaha. By the way, I wasn't telling you to pray for a physical object. I was telling you to pray for an object to fly; just to demonstrate that prayer doesn't work. I came to this video for comedy, I saw your misconceptions and I tried to rectify. But I guess your replies explain why you didn't get it right in the first place.

  • @thedolphin111 For reals just go. You don't belong here.

  • @PeaceluvandBffl Oh? There are requirements for people to watch videos now, are there? Do I have to be Japanese to look at their commercials, too? This is the internet, you slimy pustule of ignorance. Keep replying to my comments and I'll return to defend myself.

  • @thedolphin111 But don't worry I'll pray for you. I'll pray that you find God and get that evilness out of your heart. : )

  • @PeaceluvandBffl Praying for me to get evilness out of my heart? Didn't you just tell me that I was a waste of oxygen? Well, then. That's something you would expect from such a thoughtful, kind, moral christian like yourself. Your heart isn't depraved at all, now is it? :)

  • @thedolphin111 You are a waste of oxygen and I feel bad for you.And Yes I will pray for a lost soul.So you will not die in Hell with the devil. Yes, you're right. I am thoughtful,kind and moral. You don't know who I am,Sir. I'm not going to sit and argue with a ten year old probably looking up "bad come-backs" on Google.

  • @PeaceluvandBffl "you are a waste of oxygen" "I am thoughtful,kind and moral." Seems like you don't know yourself all that well, either. By the way, I'm a miss, I'm 17, and it isn't really that difficult thinking up of comebacks when my opponent is suffering from schizophrenia and short-term memory loss. Oh, and I can't die in hell because I'd already be dead by then.

    "I'm not going to sit and argue" We will see about that, shall we not? :)

  • @thedolphin111 Haha cool story bro;)

    By the way I don't have schizophrenia or Short- term memory loss. I am a perfectly fine girl.

  • @thedolphin111 Don't waste your time trying to explain why I have these defects.I would have thought that a seventeen year old would have been mature with her words and argue a vaild argument.Not trying to provoke you, but I am really quite disappointed. You being two years older than me I would've hoped to look up to you, but you saying I have "Schizopherina" and "Short-Term memory Loss" really makes me lose respect for you.I learn now that you can't have an opinion without society bashing.

  • @P Opinion? Of course we can have opinions. However, when someone forms an opinion based on a misinterpretation, I feel the need to correct it. And I did, in your case but you're ignoring the corrections. Fine, you don't have schizophrenia or short-term memory loss, but you're still unbelievably ignorant and stupid - right from when you answered with "Ha ok?" And you can keep your bloody respect to your self. This isn't a debate, this is a throwing of insults.

  • @P "hoped to look up to you" Whaa- really? Well. You could've fooled me.

    Funny how you jumped to insults on maturity right when I told you I was 17. A 17 year old would be mature with her words? What about a 15 year old? Since you know a whole truckload about being mature, care to explain why you said I was a waste of oxygen and why you think you are moral for saying this?

  • cool cool

  • For all these non-Christians who keep saying "anything with Christian sucks" or "Christians are funny"...one question:

    What did you come here for?

  • @awarren92 to try to find a funny one ya fuckin retard.

  • This man is FUNNY. Love it. Thanks for laughs. Refreshing.

  • Easy on easy off...lol

  • I should have known.... Anything with the word "Christian" in it always sucks.

  • @buckinfitches Anything with you in it, sucks.

  • @BrendaBrianne Awww did i hurt your feelings or something? Go pray to your imaginary friend and leave me alone.

  • @buckinfitches Noo, no, I was just shocked, that someone of your level, would even have the mental capacity to type the words CHRISTIAN when they hate that kind of stuff. I mean, that you, mister ALL KNOWING, would bother typing those words surprises me. If you dont like it leaves us alone, and go wallow in the emptiness of your life. Your the one who came here. Your fault, and please shut up, if you have no room to talk, you came to bother us, so now I bother you. Kay? Cool. :)

  • @BrendaBrianne Christians not only suck at comedy but also grammar and punctuation... Obviously :)

  • lol this nigga is 2 funny! it's good that he is funny for both black niggas and white niggas too! but cmon!!! nigga still got that V-card and a meatloaf sub?? SMH!! two thumbs up!

  • He was at ATF last night and 5 years from when this video was taken he still said the same thing about his wedding (he did stay a virgin until he was married). It was hilarious!! He even immitated Micheal Jackson ordering food at mcdonalds. I'll take a number 1 with fries, oOoo!!

  • @MossieN14 I was @ ATF Last night Too(: When he said that there was a girl out there in the crowd whose Grandfather has been diagnosed with Cancer && only has 2-6 Months left to livee... Yeahh.. That girl is mee... My youth leader made me go && talk to him Because he said exactly what is going on in my life...

  • OH LAWD! DAT NIGGRA JOHN GRAY GONNA WAIT TILL HE MARRIED!

    IT'S PANDEMONIUM! IT CRAZY AS HELL!

    OH LAWD GET SUM KFC UP IN HERE!

    SCREW BITCHES GET DEM CHIKINZ!

  • His first time's gonna be quicker than his wedding.