Fallout New Vegas - Nuka Cola Commercial

[Mack488]

What the actual fuck?

[goarmy73]

can all ways trust a man with a beard!

[legoharry100]

I'm gonna get me some of that

[KenshenSim]

IT would be better if he did't mention the wastland or have a rifle next to him since the nuka cola plant is destroyed and every one who ever worked there is eather dead or a Feral Gual...

[marcmurray1]

I like your face.

[gamerboss007]

fun fact:

In fallout 1 regular nuka cola was blue

[marinmarinhola]

Well, unless nukas had F.E.V in them, I dont think they would turn into super mutants, but rather gouls

[viper3944]

fuck you smoothskin

[Zombiesavage100]

How did you make the quantum Glow?

[TheCrytX]

im sure there is one ghoul among us...

[skariaxil]

Yeah, but somehow I'm still not so happy with strontium-89 in my drink.

[Fallout3boy2077]

lol make nuka cola the cure for ghouls and super mutants...or just kill them...either way its a cure

[xtcdesperado20]

What a cool way to .....FAIL!

[RyceKaeks]

funny video but so inaccurate.

[TheMegamanDevil]

What about NukaCola Quarts does that make me a super mutant??? Hhhmmmmm??.?

[WolfeBane84]

Nuka Cola was around before 2077, so if there were no instances of "aggressive gigantism" before the war...then he's right. Now, Nuka Cola Quantum (which contains strontium) would definitely cause things such as bone cancer and death in large enough quantities.

[comedymister15]

Doese anybody know how to make the fev (maybe nuka could be used to make the FEV only "maybe") meaning nuka might cause aggressive gigantism no difinitives

[haxx1233]

wuuuut? nuka cola is from before the war!

[toredthegreat]

the creators of nuke a cola would be dead they would not know bout the super mutants all that aside it was still a pretty cool commercial

[DisposablePKers]

they should definitley make a real nuka-cola drink! Who agrees?

[SignorThomasino]

This is right Nuka Cola corp. logo

goo(dot)gl/K5on7

[crayzbotzz700]

LOL, I wish there was such thing as quantum, they should advertise it as "It makes your piss glow!"

[RenegadeElite101]

Announcer :So nuka cola's do not make you turn into a super mutants that is good news ,but wait Mr. CEO what about gouls / ravanous zombies? 0:58 Announcer : OH Crap!!!!!!!

[Dragonmike2690]

** Drinks some Nuka Cola. **

** Geiger Counter sounds **

** 665rad/s **

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF­FFFFFFFFFFFF---

[S0ldi3rKr4s0]

@Dragonmike2690 Good thing it's not 666rad/s.

[sithalo]

" Nuka-Cola. It doesn't cause gigant-ism....(whispers quietly) it causes zombie-ism

[Survivorgroup1]

to answer your question fallout is when a nuke/adom bomb goes off, fallout is the radiation and debre that falls from the sky after the initial explosin. OH! did you mean the game?

[Iainluna]

wtf is FEV? The enclave? i thought they just got irraditated or were tested on by the enclave which they test turned them into supermutants

[31Fingers]

cool vid.

[BasisOfKool]

XD Nuka-Cola capz aren't used az money! Sunset Sarsparilla capz are! XDDD

Kute vid, tho. :3

[wordlesslies2]

@BasisOfKool all caps are used as money........ sassparilla didnt even exist before Fallout New Vegas

[BasisOfKool]

@wordlesslies2

Oh, really? :O I have only played New Vegas. Well, I played Fallout 3, but not much past the tutorial. XD And I never pick up Nuka Cola to be honest, since it gives you RADs and Sarsparilla doesn't. XD

Thanks for letting me know, though! :3

[wordlesslies2]

@BasisOfKool lolX) i hope i didn't sound like a jerk. But i do enjoy FNV more then F3

[BasisOfKool]

@wordlesslies2

:3 Yeah, I enjoy New Vegas more, too. X3 I think it's probably the scenery that does it for me. In F3, it was all the same color. I mean, it was realistic, but not interesting. XD

[LightInTheDarkness96]

FEV= Forced Evolution Virus.

Yes, I'm a Fallout geek and I love it.

[BLOODHAVEN72]

hey go screw yourself do even know what you are fucking talking about.

ramboandholy458 dont even have a good budget and his is a million times better cause unlike you they knoiw what there fucking talking about dumass super mutants dont come from nukacola, they came after the war!

[wordlesslies2]

@BLOODHAVEN72 wooo its just suppose to be funny dude

[Dinobot2468]

did he turn into a ghoul or something? O_O cool

[twswpl]

Do not get the zombie thing or him getting shot (i think) at all :S

[Stainlesssteele4]

the production of nuke cola ended in 2077 in the fallout timeline, 84 years before the first game. I know its a joke video, but I'm sure that the makers weren't aware of that...

[Stainlesssteele4]

@Stainlesssteele4 nuka*

[AngelxofxNod]

It was funny but.... and I know that you will correct me if I am wrong... isn't the Nuka Cola a left over from before day 0? Just sayin'... :o)

[AngelxofxNod]

It was funny but.... and I know that you will correct me if I am wrong... isn't the Nuka Cola a left over from before day 0? Just sayin'... :o)

[lilrizq]

the fallout universe is so huge, that it even gives creative fans ideas on how to build on top of the immersive fictional world we played and loved. kind of like the fan made film Star Wars Revelations. good sh-- homie.

[KommunistKilla]

GAY!

[ciankeaneable]

FAKE!



[omlas6]

people turn into super mutants cause of the FEV, you NOOB !

[h2oboy1]

@omlas6 I think the commercial states that Nuka Cola is NOT responsible for super mutants, you ghoul. Thanks for watching.

[omlas6]

@h2oboy1 clearly the video is sarcastic and trying to say the the spokesman is obviously lying so nuka colas income wont drop cause of the people finding out of its secret, rather extreme side effects, you dont fool me

[h2oboy1]

@omlas6 I do fool you.

[omlas6]

@h2oboy1 no you dont, I'm unfoolable (yes, I just made that word up)

[omlas6]

@h2oboy1 na-ah, I'm unfoolable (yes I just made that word up)

[NodDisciple1]

@h2oboy1 Yes, and you are brilliant at it, for Nuka Cola does cause FEV Mutants-it causes radioactive ghouls! BWAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!!!!!! >X-D That's OK tho, cause I like the ghouls that are still sentient. XP XD

[halflife103]

@omlas6 By the way "fool". The word your looking for is "Propaganda".

[omlas6]

@halflife103 this is a commercial not a propaganda

[halflife103]

@omlas6 Buy nuka cola, its americas favorite drink.

"Information, esp. of a biased or misleading nature, used to promote or publicize a particular political cause or point of view."

i would be suprised if you still deny propogagda

[omlas6]

@halflife103 this advertisement has nothing to do with politics just because its"americas favorite drink"

[halflife103]

@omlas6 Propaganda is used a lot through products. Look at Disneyland.

[halflife103]

@omlas6 also it is not always for political views. propaganda is mostly used as subliminal messeging to help further a company. Like Macdonalds "Healthy" food.

Read 1984 

[omlas6]

@halflife103 already did, and this advert has nothing to do with it

[halflife103]

@omlas6 Then you don't realize that Propoganda is MUCH bigger than it says in books and internet.

All the people i have showed this video too, young and old agree that it does fall into some catagories of propoganda.

[Falloutfan961]

@h2oboy1 notice the moving nuka cola quantum from the picture frame to the coffee table when he pukes blood

[Pedr6500]

@h2oboy1 damn smoothskins using ghoul as an insult ramble ramble ramble

[TheDragonLordX96]

@omlas6 Thats what Nuka-Cola wants you to believe.

[AvacadoDesperado]

ummm being dipped in a vat made by Van Buren was the way to become a Mutant. Not drinking High Fructose Corn Crap. 

[SpacemanWithEliteSut]

why did he constanty become a zombie? plz answer

[santasdeath1]

i wish nuka cola existed :(

[theherm100]

HOLD DOEWN 8 ITS SO FUNNY

[theblackjay2]

what happened? did he become a feral ghoul or somethin?

[om3g4z3r0]

I wish COCA-cola PROPAGANDAS where THIS good

[IAMASTRONGMAN]

Even though I know FEV causes humans to become Super Mutants, I still enjoyed the commercial. It's not like the official Fallout crew made this themselves.

[h2oboy1]

@IAMASTRONGMAN Thanks. I'm glad you enjoyed the spot. But I keep asking everyone... What is Fallout?

[sithmastur]

@h2oboy1 Fallout is when radiation drifts over a large area making the area uninhabitable.

[bossx7kill]

@h2oboy1 fallout the real def. is what happens after a nuke drops a nuclear fallout it means it basiclly posines the soil and all living things killing plants and animals and a huge irradiated dust cloud covers the sky so when it rains the rain is undrincibal its basiclly acid rain from cemicals if u pay attention in social stdies so it just kills everything but whats to worry not like where gona nuke each other right......RIGHT

[bossx7kill]

@bossx7kill

[Kriskazam]

@h2oboy1 It's what happened to the country

[45678ret]

@h2oboy1 fallout is when nuclear particles mix with particles in the air and then those particles come back to earth

[lololrofl50]

@h2oboy1 the after affects of nuclear radiation

[bobbert011]

@h2oboy1 Fallout? I think its a um... what do they call those? A Game i think. Hmmm

[maddogzsinz]

@h2oboy1 it is some nuclear post-apocalyptic role playing game or i dunno

[gamexmasterxfire]

@h2oboy1 The decay of atoms due to radiation, basically :)

[thresholder1]

@h2oboy1 fallout the game or fallout the thing?

[Kriskazam]

@h2oboy1 It's what happened after the great war -_-

[doombybbr]

@h2oboy1 a videogame

[dylan44462]

@IAMASTRONGMAN yeah and the fact that in the game the nuka cola plant was empty with super mutants outside it was like theres a ghost broadcasting but it was still cool

[evilmonkeydiaz]

pretty good video. though nuka cola doesnt cause gigantism its more like feral ghoul because its radioactive and it was made before the war with China. so hopefully before we go to war with China we make nuka cola.

[BarbaricTeddy]

@Bioshock7000 walmart sells them in glasses just look hard for them there not with the drinks there like in the front of the store

[lopo790]

it be cool if coco cola made nuke a cola for fallout

3 fab

[zalmon74]

epic!

[Tenkagethewise]

that was really good

[Schenckster1989]

0:43 What the fuck?

[piemakesmelol]

I liked it, people need to stop pissing and moaning over nothing. Good job man, who cares that it doesn't stick 100 % to the game.

[sll2797]

There is nothing more refreshing then drinking an ice cold soda with the tang of radiation!

[mns983]

The Nuka Cola company no longer exists. This is why nuka cola is so rare. How could they have made a commercial?

Aside from the discontinuity, good job on the video still.

[ChimerManiac]

Good vid! I favorited

[bullseyen]

nuka cola predates the war.. 

[tanukisan666]

So your p** glows. How bad can it be?

[eyegrinder94]

good great one people! can you not see that this video is clearly a joke? its made for the sake of humor, the people who made this probably know that gigantism (lol) is caused by fev (as does anyone that played F3 to the end) and that nuka cola was made before the war. its obvious that this is a joke, stop bitching about chronology or shit and get a sence of humor!

nice video btw, made my day.

[h2oboy1]

@eyegrinder94 Thank You!

[TheJazzman7]

@eyegrinder94 For that matter, anyone who has played Fallout or Fallout 2 should know.

[eyegrinder94]

@TheJazzman7 yeah, but i took an example of f3 cause i think most of those who make up the fallout fan culture today are those who began playing it when f3 came out, but fallout is fine too.

[hellsongfurry123]

@eyegrinder94 yeah but still even though made before the war nuka can be dangerous because of massive amounts of newly added radiation so this joke is pretty valid

[omlas6]

@eyegrinder94 its not that its not funny, I am only saying that the maker of this video is an ignorant fuck :D

[eyegrinder94]

@omlas6 NO NO NO NO NO!! the people who made this very CLEARLY know that supermutants come from fev infection, and that nuka cola was made before the war, ALTHOUGH seeing how it is a joke, not the next fallout game, that information is irrelevant, seeing how it is a joke and that not every single piece of material in it has to be 100% canon... jeez....

[omlas6]

@eyegrinder94 but this is SO much out of the storyline that the joke actually looses its potential because most of the people concentrate on that huge mistake over the nuka cola's side effects, maybe if the commercial woulded made up a different kind of nuka cola with added FEV that did not got the chance to be mass produced yet (just like nuka cola quantum) and only the commercial were made so far, that woulded not bring up such a commotion, just saying

[eyegrinder94]

@omlas6 i respectfully disagree

[omlas6]

@eyegrinder94 but just so you see that I am not a troll, I give this video a thumbs up (beacause I see that they have the potential)

[viroman]

hehehe this is really cool :)

[012689]

Actually super mutants are created via FEV "Force Evolutionary Virus".

It requires you to be dipped in a vat full of the stuff.

[prah2009]

@Bioshock7000 At some places they selling Coca Cola in glass bottles.

[cosmothechihuahuadog]

this doesn't make any sense in the fallout timeline but that was a pretty nice video

[SickendArrow]

just one major problem. no quantum in new vegas.

[lvanciel]

@SickendArrow so you get victory and quartz

[mega5layer090]

@SickendArrow yes there is but they are VERY hidden in vaults and stuff but theres also victory and quarts but yes there is still quantum....

[SickendArrow]

@mega5layer090 Mate, there is NO quantum in new vegas. It was supposed to be in it but obsidian cut it out.

[rokkitlauncha]

Screw chronology and canon (anyway you can't fuck it up more than Bethesda did) - this is just a simple and decent video and I enjoyed watching it.

[scottfrenz]

Cool :)

[DiskoDRU]

Nuka cola doesn't make super mutants, the FEV virus does.

[dsuurland]

love it!

[BottlecapVids]

Meh, the sound quality was terrible and you seemed to hesitate on some of your lines. Perhaps if there were another "actor" and better sound quality, and now having the annoying off canon story to it, it might have been bearable.

[Ookamiboy12]

@BottlecapVids well yeah, it was meant to look, and feel like a retro 50's commercial, that's what fallout IS! a retro 50's commercial set in an apocalyptic wasteland! did you see awesome actors ever in "Leave it to Beaver"? no, half of the time they sucked and sounded like wooden husks of human beings controlled by zombies, but that was the charm! and while I admit it was completely off the story, it was still enjoyable to see what a nuka-mercial "would" be, it could be made without tv...

[victorme1]

@Ookamiboy12 holy shit dejavu lol

[DukeofSahara]

"Nuka-cola" opening a bottle of death.

[CliffThe1st]

AWESOME!!! I love the bottles you got. Wha'd you use for the nuka quantum?

[h2oboy1]

@Draconios1 I really don't think this is the appropriate forum for you to "come out" as gay, but at least now everyone knows your secret and you can be proud. I hope you liked the video too. Thanks for watching!

[hornswollger]

@h2oboy1 i thought it was good....

[o0gman0o]

@Draconios1

obvious troll is obvious

[dreamcastboy1]

@Draconios1 You got so pwned

[goldmasterchief117]

@Draconios1 he just owened you

[theherm100]

UM WTF WITH THE FLASHES OF DEATH? O.O

[GuyNamedSteve2]

Um nuka cola was pre-war. Oh and super mutants were created by the Master in the first Fallout game

[briackman]

you need to play the game, heard its fun, but has very minor technical problems (maybe feral mutants in bethesda server room, i'll go grab my raygun)

[r0botpiss]

made by some one who clearly know nothing about fallout chronology but still funny and similar to the idea of fallout

[h2oboy1]

@r0botpiss I never promised to stay in "canon." If you really want to be irked by my going "off the reservation", check the link on the nukacola.info site