Disney's Recess - Recess Is Cancelled

[Kymy920]

my old school lost recess in the 4th grade and i never had it since ; A ;

[redrasegarden]

wait did he just say sal? as in that thing principa prickly made? there is a snowballs chance in hell this will be random

[superMarioSerah]

40 mins a day!!!!! thats crazy my skools recess all added up is 1h and 20 min

[superMarioSerah]

if u cancel recess u will be sued cuz recess is for excercize and kids need 60 mins of excersize a day no rescess = faties

[nat9906]

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[SuperTomboy98]

Philium Benedict in the movie should've looked at this to see that getting rid of recess wouldn't have raised test scores, but lowered them!

[RegineWuzzHere]

Agent Barns and Agent Noble...?

Barns and Noble.. as in the store??? oh wow.

[HayatForever]

They are so many episodes when recess is taken away or cancelled

[fujiwaranosai25]

their asses wont know what to do when they get into middle school/ highschool

[sportygirlly21]

"you're asking me to be unpatriotic, and that I will not do"...LIKE A BOSS

where have all the good shows gone?

[Smiddleton0233]

agent barnes and agent noble lol i caught that lol

[HonorSapphire]

This just show how stupid the people in washington are.

[thatguy126]

are the feds suppose to parody x-files?



[ILOVEHIPPIEFLIPS]

look how much the country has changed now we don't care about education at all!

[ShawnBednard]

Welcome to High School.

[halflife103]

5:37

Someone had to say it.... Frikken teachers begging for more than 80k a year and holding our children's education hostage.

[xTruchx]

Finster > Lemons

[theadorjespert]

man the Secretary of Schools are dicks...they take away recess to try and make the students' test scores high.But since it failed,they don't wanna get in trouble so they remake recess to get into better education jobs.ASSHOLES EACH AND EVERYONE ONE OFF THEM!!!!

[GabeRozier]

so everyone in D.C. kisses ass?

[MyRachelm]

SOPA in a nutshell

[Rexyggor]

40 minutes a day!?!?!?! I only had 25

[Laxev]

@Rexyggor 25? i had 15!!!

[texjdsimon]

@Rexyggor really i 40

[ldc62]

after

[ldc62]

Can't they just play afters school?

[texjdsimon]

@ldc62 ikr

[Adrianlover89]

I thought the same thing. They could have done their playing after school.

[kittycatlady000]

Getting rid of recess isn't a pilot program... it's called High School.

[IwubMaiColettie]

Recess=Reck-iss?

lmao

[MultiCharlie79]

@missjazzxx what god? you mean in the sky...no

[bearycool]

@MultiCharlie79 He/she was quoting what Gus said towards the end of the episode.

[Triixster]

Sal 9000 purely 'random'. Yeah right.

It picked the school that killed it earlier version as payback

[ECL28E]

I love how the adults in this show are idiots

[TheBlackAssasian]

so if they give high schoolers recess will their test scores go up?

[missjazzxx]

was...that...God...? :'')

[hackensac]

couldn't they just play at the end of the day?

[sweet7878]

@hackensac kids need a break in the middle to come back and refocus.

[PaulTheZron]

"You can't see me but im saluting" :3

Now thumbs me up....

[DIXIECONFEDERATEDAWG]

WAS THAT GOD.......

[FillyPrincessLuna]

Weird! I never remember seeing this ep : P

[noahvideo11]

@FillyPrincessLuna niether have i

[babeeshopiez123]

wait...wasnt prickly the same dude in RECESS SCHOOLS OUT who WAS AGAINST recess and summer vacation being cancelled. so what sense does this make?

[metaangel1]

Hey, they ended up spending time and money not changing anything. I guess that's just another day in D.C.

[jayden2595]

Gretchen not understanding a question??? That is when you know it is bad! LOL

[ISnipezCF]

sal wanted revenge so he picked there school

[NewMat1]

HAHA guss going was that god

[hidarkbye]

This is exactly like the movie when the guy tried to get rid of summer vacation.

[HyperRaiden73]

@hidarkbye Its the same guy.

[fuckittyme]

??? y would there be kids playing kick ball infront of the white house???

[Danielle4Life]

hahahaah, " rekess begins now "

[banifi]

I'm gonna download all the episodes of this old shows and save them until the day I have children of my own!! I will show my kids what REAL shows are like!!

[mytimton]

Years ago, I had no idea that thee was no Recess in Middle School. When someone told me during lunch, I did the same thing at 2:45

[zacR110]

For a Disney show this has a LOT of references. Also, how do you guys all find these references? You guys must be real outsiders. lol :)

[Theriot6592]

Did Spinelli just say FORTY MINUTES A DAY!? shit, I wish I had a recess that long

[Terestrasz]

@Theriot6592 I had a 10 minute recess. :/

[RonnieKane]

@Theriot6592

I think she may have meant the total number of recess... I didn't go to a normal elementary school, but wasn't there a couple recess a day? I know there's a recess right after lunch, and another one before or after that, two would at least make a total of 20 minutes for each.

Lol, analyzing a show, silly me.

[Theriot6592]

@RonnieKane I had one recess a day which was officially 20 minutes but I'm still convinced they shortened to at most 15

[TheTTEETTRRIISS]

@Theriot6592 haha at my school i have 1 hour 40 minutes off recess a day, thats not counting that hour we remove at morning for sleeping in :)

[Bwkjam]

Dam old shows made smart jokes new shows are all complete censored bull shit with crappy moral messages.

[nikolaasyu]

middle school used to have a recess. now its harder for me to focus. ive even started falling asleep

[LauDor08]

recess is a chance for kids to take a break from school so they can be recharged before they go back and do their work. they can't do work without a little playtime first. without recreation they'll actually become dumber. no one needs to work all day, not even adults. 

[bradenDANGERlynch]

don't let your mouth write a report card your body cant sign...lol

[WindowsMaster1985]

LOL

Was that God?

That was FUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNY!

[hamtarofan4000]

I didn't have recess in school, once I hit grade 5 because of It I got out at 1:30pm I was a lot happier with that.

[almostfallenskater1]

barns and noble lmao 

[puppeteers420]

i also like the X files references too. funny shit

[puppeteers420]

anyone else catch that? the computers name is LaSal 9000. the school they choose is third street, where vince LaSal goes, lol funny

[Xcoming2]

THE secretary IS A B*TCH

[SuperPyroblaster]

5:05 Doors Open Auto o.o

[Terrakinetic]

Notice no one ever stops convicts the corrupted officials and politicians from the system. That's the world for you.

[HewieOfHG]

now they know what highschool feels like

[arkhaminmate94]

Lulz... Agents Barnes & Noble...

[dimasdog06]

Anybody know which Recess episode has this quote, "The kindergarteners have formed their own pagan society." I remember watching it and now as a teacher I think it's hilarious. I thought it was "The Legend of the Big Kid" but I don't think it is.  Can anyone help???

[GangstaKenny10]

lol i love the barnes and noble

[Maeinli]

SAL chose a 'random school' ah I love the continuity nod there.

[XxD1EAN0TH3RD4YxX]

"what's missing?"

"FFFFFFFFFFFFF-"

Back when I was a kid, I honestly thought he was going to drop the F-bomb XD

[devilshomie]

Wait until they hit middle and high school

[mcp893]

isnt this the plot of the film

[marammah]

10:00 haha "they dont call u the smart president 4 nothing sir" and yet he cant pronounce recess right

[4leafclovrz]

totes became stoners.

[K4KING99]

WTF. 

[neelaImani]

He's agent Barnes, I'm agent Noble...LOLOL

[cocoacrisp505]

i don't have recess anymore so when its a hot day out i'm in a hot old classroom

[ParkerLipton]

haha mulder and scully

[LauDor08]

im 21 and i needa good recess every now and then. we could all use a break. :)

[thatguy126]

@LauDor08 its called cannabis

[kablamoid96]

Too many little boxes...

[darkcylander]

wait till they reach middle school. no recess

[Yvesinator]

They cancelled recess just to bring it back with a different pronunciation of recess lmfao

[XxRebornNationxX]

Did anyone notice that Barnes and Noble resembles Agent Scully and Agent Molder from The X-Files?

[iTomzXD]

Stupid man,

[ECL28E]

don't these kids have homes to go to? weekends to spend time on?

[boredtodeathstudios]

cant these kids play after school

[GreyMatter00Duh]

@boredtodeathstudios Lol. School, then parents whining to kids to do their homework? Naaaah. They totally can.

[ifrit1780]

yes, over stressing kids is a great idea.

[Portoslug]

Yeah, Sall was making a random selection, huh?

[LEGOl3OY]

i love how my middle school has to recess. just lunch.

[StrongBad3]

barnes and noble? anybody else catch that :D

[noahvideo11]

@StrongBad3 ya i did



[jordanwatkis222]

y were there kids playing outside the whitehouse ???

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[12345cargo]

IT'S JUST RECESS!!! it won't kill you not to have it

[Traehalicious]

LOL, did you notice? The agents' names are Barnes and Noble. :P Coincidence?

[99thJediWarrior]

@Traehalicious I THINK NOT! Lolz get it

[bungmasterteddybear]

wow. it seems that the government might just be retarded.

[LigsJr]

Imagine Charlie sheen was the sound of SAL LMFAOOOO

[ejr23]

Why didn't the kids just revolt? I damn sure would have led a walkout and boycott! W'de issue an ultimatum: Restore our recreation time or your school will be a ghost town.

[LimeBugLove]

Pause at 4:20 - why is that test on the top of the pile marked when they've only just finished? With 101%??? xD

[GreyMatter00Duh]

@ZinsLPS :3 Nice to see you agree, even if it's sarcasm via text. Because then it matters. .3.

[DVNOman]

@PamdaBear1 youre mom

[Narutocoolcat]

The SAL 9000 super computer is taking revenge for the episode they turn him off in, randomly pick, yea right!

[johnreidsteenkamp]

HA Barnes and Noble hahaha

[kingtom256]

It's funny how the sal computer always ends up being mentioned

[nirukones]

jhdfhjkhjnkhj;hj;lh



[needles1987]

Finster would be against recess being canceled. Recess is part of her job.

[WaterLily728]

Haha, "Reckess"

[travelsonic]

0:46 Jeez, who built the school if a putter can embed itself into the walls like that?

[TheMousetalon]

Is anyone else concerned that children were playing on the White House lawn?

[PamdaBear1]

DAMN, KIDS! wtf do u do on the weekends

[mcridiculose]

lolz... barnes and noble.

[FroYourPro]

It would of been epic if it was the peaceful 3 vs Mitsuko. Shuya would kinda be wary but i think he would trust her. Noriko would probably be scared out of her wits because all the girls feared Mitsuko. Kawada would probably just kill her, but maybe she could fool him and kill him, and then shuya and noriko would be pretty easy to kill. Lol Mitsuko is so cunning. Kawada was funny with the whole "my father is a" and then a whole bunch of different things.

[verynoname]

He gets test version B.

[FroYourPro]

Lol at least they got selected for no recess and not Battle Royale.

[EmpressofPenguins]

@FroYourPro True that. Who do ya think would win?

[FroYourPro]

@EmpressofPenguins Lol u've watched the show, awesome. I know for certain Tj would bring them all together and try and sort things out, but if they did crack, but bet would be on either vince, cause hes athletic, or gretchen (i fail at spelling) cause she would be smart enough to win. Oh yer, Spenelii would have a really good chance of winning 2

[EmpressofPenguins]

@FroYourPro I freaking love the concept of Battle Royale. Akin to The Lord of the Flies. But sad as it is, I think TJ would be one of the first to go. He is waaay too "Perfect Human". Yeah I do think Vince has a good chance cause he has an aggressive side. And Gretchen could probably save them all cause she would go straight for the computers. Hmmm, I kind of want to write a parody of them now.

[FroYourPro]

@EmpressofPenguins Lol, Tj is kinda like Shuya, Gretchen is like mimura or w/e his name is. Lol, imagine spenelii was like Mistuko. Lol i loved Mitsuko, and they made kiriyama OP.

[EmpressofPenguins]

@FroYourPro Hm spot on. Spinelli could be Mistuko, she is the prettiest. I liked Shogo best, I felt so cheated when he died.

[FroYourPro]

@EmpressofPenguins Yer, didnt kiriyama kill him? Not in one go but from lasting wounds. Yer in the movie version the battle between Mitsuko and Kiriyama was epic. Mitsuko was awesome and she would of killed him if he didnt have that darn bullet proof vest. Sigh.

[EmpressofPenguins]

@FroYourPro Yeah I was like "oh oh he is gonna make...nope he's dead" Same with that battle. "Oh oh is she gonna off him, nope..she' dead too" I think Kiriyama was some kind of demon and I bet he came back to life shortly after they "killed" him.

[FroYourPro]

@EmpressofPenguins This comment is just so u see my one below, i forgot to reply, so it whoudnt show up on ur inbox. Anyway, yer.

[akantor09]

oh yeh another thing is not rekess its recess!

[akantor09]

LOL the part when they said go outside then gus said is that god? lol!

[Stephanie11597]

pint sized pioneers :) 

[MsMichy07]

haha lol "was that god?" hella funny :)

[MsMichy07]

haha lol was that god?" hella funny :)

[themonster19]

Agents Barnes and Noble.....Oh I get it!

[HandmadeWeaponry]

Mikey: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Prickly: Yes.

[GGiebaybee]

" I just got off the phone with washington...DC" lol

[TheMousetalon]

Does anybody else wonder why school children are playing on the lawn of the white house?

[Slamexo]

"You can't see me sir, but I'm saluting!"

[proughboy]

Lol, I love how Gus says "Number two pencil only, please. Number two pencil only."

[MegaBigCake]

Was the President voiced by Charlie from Charlie's Angels?

[HandmadeWeaponry]

How to get better grades so your parents dont kill you

Step 1: Recieve your test

Step 2: Use an erasable pen to erase your grade

Step 3: Write a higher grade down.

[DigidestinedofTrust]

@HandmadeWeaponry Problem with that. An erasable pen can't erase a normal pen's ink.

[GreyMatter00Duh]

Test Scores are numbers on pieces of paper, they are not important whatsoever. This is not over the top, without recess, kids become brainless mush. You don't need to compete over numbers on pieces of paper that cost kids their lives like this. -3-

[99thJediWarrior]

@GreyMatter00Duh Yea they may as well be zombies

[ECL28E]

@GreyMatter00Duh as long as they get to blow off steam after school

[nhiapthao]

hell if you go to college, classes can range from 3-6 hours

[TimTheReaper]

dearest TJ, i think the word you're looking for is, "ffffffff.... ffffffffff...fffffffffucked up."

[TimTheReaper]

HAHAHA mulder and scully!

[baubrey1001]

"Was that god?"

[helikos1]

i love miss gortke she will lead us into a new and brigther future of a greater government, viva la revolucion!

[tailsrox77]

Do you go here? I don't know.

[NinjaBunnii99]

Wait til HS, my classes avg from 95-98minutes but were on a block schedual

[JT7721]

@NinjaBunnii99 Block schedule is SO much better than the traditional schedule lol.

[fishtankfilms]

lol recuss not recess

[Coopyer]

what?