Birth

[FLCLimaxxx]

so this is the SWTOR development process.

[FLCLimaxxx]

so this is the SWTOR development process.

[MrStarboy47]

Blackberry PING!!!

[ArbitraryLiberator]

PING!

[mrtutrle2626]

i love everything about the machine thqt goes PING!

[nitroglyph]

@Tube11ize Well OBVIOUSLY Adam and Eve's sons had sex with their own mother. Holy insest for the better of man hallelujah!!!! Praise god woot woot woot!!!!

[Tube11ize]

omg...we recently bought a new kettle..and when water boils it goes "ping"...lmao

[cuteraz18]

352 people wanted to see the machine that goes PLOM

[canyoneagle]

349 people see the world literally and don't understand satire

[ExMxO59002]

I'm on the weird side of YouTube again...

[Fly2Azeroth]

@ExMxO59002 you don't know MontyPython?  poor you

[UltimateSaiyan12]

did they just rapidly shake a newborn baby and put it in a glass freezer?

[MegaIkedog]

What's the song at :38, 1:07, etc..?

[97HCOLOVE]

is all that nessesary ?????????????? all dem machines way to make that child's birth worse.

[SaintlikeGeorge]

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[0riginalKillJ0y]

Aren't You Lucky!!!

[budyniekvanilla]

I wish it wasn't true.....GOOOOOOOOOOOODDD no babies:)

[crossedmymind2]

Is it a boy or a girl? Far too young to start imposing gender roles. lol. in Ontario, 7 and 8 yr old's are being forced in school to question their gender - seriously - they've just learned to tie their shoes, yet it's not too soon say "experts".

The ridiculous notion of gender bending around for decades.Roles are crucial for a society to exist/function. Group theory understands this fact - to complete any group project efficiently and effectively - roles must be assumed (overtly or covertly).

[blynecarriere]

Reminds me of why I am a homebirth supporter :)

[joeldiazchannel]

@blynecarriere

omg.

[YouFailEpic]

We shall respect the sanctity of life - that is, until said life has a negative impact on annual corporate financial statements.

Vote against pre-birth abortion, but vote *for* third-trimester post-birth abortion - that is, if you make it to the last third of your life (60+ years old), you get the needle.

[blynecarriere]

@YouFailEpic

????

60+ how many people get pregnant at this age?

Most people can't after like 45

[YouFailEpic]

@blynecarriere I'm saying abort the elderly. I'm not saying anything about them having children.

[z9trajkovski]

and the machine that goes "Ping"

[ceza484]

Baby in a Woman?! its Humanception

[nerfsquad3]

Hahahahahahahaha the funniest part was when the doctor shake the baby freKing crazy

[YouFailEpic]

Why do women get praised when they give birth? seriously? "oh you had a baby, congratulations!" I mean, all she had to do was take a load in the uterus, then the rest basically did itself, aside from the effort of actually pushing the baby out.

Why doesn't anyone praise me when I gorge on mexican food and take a really constipated shit? Where's my baby shower gifts of silk toilet paper and plush velvet hemroid pillows?

[shewolf51]

@YouFailEpic Well, for one a woman carries a baby for 9 months which can be quite unpleasant. Second giving birth is one of the more extraordinarily painful things that anyone will experience in their lives. Third, it results in a brand new human being instead of the remnants of your gluttony being sent into the sewer system. When your gorging on mexican food results in all of the above THEN you can have your praise.

[YouFailEpic]

@shewolf51 You're right, the only thing more impressive than digested Mexican food is the gestation of a new human(s) who can digest their own Mexican food!

But seriously, constipation is to a lack of fiber as labor is to a lack of birth control.

Now where's my laxative... It's time to prematurely abort this growing food-fetus in my uterguts.

[maxpowers518]

I wonder how many people clicked on this video, thinking they were going to watch an actual birth...

[YouFailEpic]

@maxpowers518 who cares as long as there's some pussy.

[Tube11ize]

and the machine that goes PING!

[MrTheguy18]

and the expencive machine incase the administrator comes

[Tube11ize]

@YTMsg Not true...explain how `god` was created if he really is real...and also explain this...adam and eve were the first man and woman on earth,they came to have 2 sons,where did the next baby come from?

[yashamaruism]

get the machine that goes 'ping'

[stefbystef]

Monty Pythons are so Unique!!!!!

[TheShedlife]

@stefbystef - Yes they are all individuals...........im not tho!

[christine429]

Y leev tha lady ther?

[Ashitaka255]

Why does Saudi Arabia and India love this video so much?

[xwexarexbulletsx]

Wait, a second "ping"... does that mean she has ANOTHER baby? No matter, she's not qualified to have a second baby.

[Gubbywubby]

Anyone else notice? "Take her into the fetus frightening room."

[ghmasterjj]

326 people couldnt switch everything on in time

[sexieraerae123456]

jolly good

[randyrhoadsbgp]

who else got here from king of the hill?

[nosorab3]

It's available on Beta-Max, VHS, and Super-8!

(leaves)

(Long awkward silence)

...PING!

[Dunnybrusher]

I see you have the machine that goes PING

[binaway]

"fetus frighting room"

[heyyitslaslie]

hows this funny....

[Tube11ize]

@heyyitslaslie British comedy,the best around..you need to watch the whole film to really understand it properly...."I wonder where that fish has gone. You did love it so. You looked after it like a son. And it went wherever I did go".



[DragonsREpic]

750,000 lbs is a lot of weight!!!! that's several BATTLESHIPS worth or so!

HOLY SHIT!

[brayrobert201]

@DragonsREpic ........... Pounds are English money.

It COST 750,000 pounds, not WEIGHS 750,000 pounds

[lyric142]

@DragonsREpic lol XD

[EriBle]

@DragonsREpic They said that the machines cost is three quarters of a million pounds, not that its weight is three quarters of a million pounds....

LOL

[DragonsREpic]

@EriBle "money" in pounds??? oh yea that makes perfect sence

[wiccanXexodus]

@DragonsREpic you sir oobviously dont know how to defend yourself from a banana

[DragonsREpic]

@wiccanXexodus that makes abslolutly no sence

[wiccanXexodus]

@DragonsREpic EAT THA BANANA!

[brianisbs]

BING!

[bestshowontheweb]

What do I do?

Yes?

What do I do!!

Nothing dear! You're not Qualeefied!

[andc95]

its funny how graham is actually a doctor

[addy2503]

Who Are You?

Im The Husband.

Im Sorry, Only People Involved Are Allowed In Here.

[1302Queen]

huuu

[Sprakle347]

the doctorss dont care

[ElenaLinkinPark]

ahahahhaha the one "doctor" is Basil from Fawlty Towers xd

[untropezon]

Thumbs up if you noticed they don't do ANYTHING but stand around while the woman delivers quite naturally. (Except butcher the cord!) 

[HerrJohann72]

*ping* That means your baby is still alive!

[NotAJewFro]

and get the machine that goes bing!

[Annakate207]

I have this movie. It called. Monty python the meaning of life. It's awsome with slot o sex in it tho. And I'm 12 so I get a kik out o that

[jennahchic48]

the poor mother!!!!

[HelenaVanCity]

After watching this, I don't wanna have kids. Thank you, NO! lol

[RichardGrande13]

...... BING...

[OriginalGoldy]

It is only when my son was born that I realized how real this sketch is

[Nikitoso7man]

"Если ты прочитал это то ты умрёшь через три дня!!!

Чтобы убрать заклятье ,отошли этот ком ещё на 10 видео!!"

[dinkydkmg]

This would totally fit in children's hospital.

[footballjohn28]

At birth i swear i will say time to pull the head off then smile and kill her...

[AngelBiLove]

If i become a doctor, i swear i will say that at a birth :D

"what do i do?"

"nothing dear, your not Qua-li-fied!"

[WolfManA26]

"still something missing though"..."patient!"

classic, pity  they only made three films

[THEARBITER1236]

@WolfManA26 they made more than three... Meaning of life, holy grail, and now for somthing completely different, life of brian and probably more but I've only seen those.

[HelenaVanCity]

@THEARBITER1236 What about Flying Circus? Sorry about interfering)))

[THEARBITER1236]

@HelenaVanCity well now I have to make time to watch that one XP

[fairhillnorrie]

and women complain about having babies!! its all a scam lads....

[angel6554]

@Thespooce

GET OUT!!

[5tangerines]

313 people don't have a machine that goes "ping"...

[imXaXteapot2112]

"What do I do?"

"Nothing dear you're not qualified."

I'm gonna use that.

[thightemcat101]

I want a machine that goes "ping"(:

[candyqueenify]

LMFAO OH JESUS I laughed when he showed the baby like it was a doll X''D and it looked like a demon X''D

[lennonsdoll]

"that's where we take a new baby out of a ladies tummy."

[mandy199422]

"what do i do?"

"...yes??"

"WHAT DO I DO?!"

"NOTHING dear your NOT QUALIFIED"

cracks me up every time...

[Nonchecker103]

Sometimes I think that this Sketch invented Scrubs

[GillsFan91]

Lights

Amplify the ping machine

Masks up

Suction

EYES DOWN FOR A FULL HOUSE

[CzekoWIsienka]

it`s not funny ..

[candyqueenify]

@CzekoWIsienka IS TOOO 

[winterstorm37]

@CzekoWIsienka BOOOO It's hilarious!

[Doom2Guy]

Just the way Cleese goes "ping!" cracks me up

[threetailedfox1]

When I first heard the man's deep voice, I thought that it was going to be a bit creepy.

But then I saw whose account it's on!

[totaltranquility]

Anyone that dislikes this should have been aborted!! :)

[vanleeuwanton]

Show it to the mother... rofl :D

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[fraco180]

oh my george. i love everyone of these i see.

but, on a side note: we have to have the machine that goes PING.

loved it.

[6simser6]

the machine that goes PING

[i5318008]

My babeeee!... Baby back ribs.

[SpecializedChild462]

Gimme my baby back!

[drwr2008]

after seeing 3:44 i don't think im going to eat jelly babies again lol

[JulianWinnfield]

3:43...... Show it to the mother!!.. (shakes kid like a wet towel).. That's enough!! HILARIOUS.

[SpunkySkunk347]

@JulianWinnfield

thats exactly what happened to my mother when i was born, she didnt even get to hold me... they just "showed" me to her for a few seconds as if they were merely following protocol

[archstanton33]

One Thousand and Eight!

[tissot233]

bing!

Sounds expensive

[MyPaperKingdom]

How did I get from Halo: Reach to Monty Python...? Either way I'm not complaining!

[Accarlson85]

As someone who works in healthcare, I have to say this is one of the funniest skits I've ever seen!

[DyingRose1334]

It cost 3 quarters of a million pounds!

Aren't you lucky!?

[MrBluemoon63]

"The machine that goes 'PIIIIING!' Brilliant!

[CaptianApe]

this is so funny :D I like when she asks "what do I do?" "nothing your not qualified"

[eljugadorloco]

im 2 days, waht is this

[ifureadthisdie]

"It's when we take a new baby out of a lady's tummy"

"Wonderful the things you can do now-a-days"

[DeadMau5luv1]

"Is it a boy or a girl?"

"Well, I think it's a bit too early to start imposing roles onto it, don't you?"

[prand27]

Wow, this is scarily  familiar, including the part where all the people show up for a look-see!!

[twseel]

We're still missing something...mmm...Patient, that's it!

[beatlebob101]

who the HELL is jackson and why on EARTH would i want to see his birth?!?!? (see side bar suggested videos.)

[Ashitaka255]

Now why is Saudi Arabia so interested in this video?

[TheTallFunnyGirl101]

Whats that for?

Thats the machine that goes bing!

machine: -bing!-

[AlysounRI]

"Can I stick the tube in the baby's head?"

"Only if I can do the episiotomy."

Once in my life, I want to be able to be in a situation where I use that with someone. Just brilliant!!!

[DiamondCat551]

Is it a man?

[bobmanwow]

@Neane1993 i think the humeor has to do with nothing you just said... i think its just humorous

[Capri195555]

@bobmanwow BALONEY!

[Capri195555]

@Capri195555 -"And don't skimp on the PATE!"

[Capri195555]

@Neane1993 Which is why I LOVED this. 1 awful hospital birth & I was cured of THAT experience & had my next 2 births at home.

[chrgreg]

@Neane1993 omg, shut up. its called comedy. someone needs to chill out. you couldnt be more wrong.

[Neane1993]

@chrgreg Wow. I did not realize that my comment would be in the top. I posted that because that is what I thought when I saw this video. However, in truth: The Monty Python Clips were designed as a Social Commentary on the British People and of the Human Race. In fact, this Movie contains their most bold-faced critical social commentary ever. Besides, I said this a long time ago. Besides, why am I wrong in saying that?

[BoeingBeatsAirbus]

@Neane1993 Wow, way to stereotype an entire profession.

[StrikeFreedom986]

Fun Fact: Chapman was actually a physician

[Finalstar5]

Is it a baby? Strange! xD

[corrupt1user]

The administrator is coming- turn everything on!

[qqquigley]

There will never be a funnier video made about giving birth. It's just not possible.

[Theknittingdevil]

Epic ending;

*doctor walks out and throws gloves on floor*

Machine: PING

[mgf23]

Doctor: " That's where we take a baby out of a ladies tummy". Administrator: " Wonderful things you can do nowadays"

[jecka1982]

'I'm the husband'

'No sorry only people who are involved!'

Very funny and for those who get easily offended by monty python, nearly all of their sketches are taking the piss out of everyday things!

[FezzFix]

1008 xD

[chup5678]

209 People didnt get happy pills after this!

[MrTehnox]

...and get the machine that goes "PING!" :D

[picassolibs]

reminds MASH

[beatrizchswtf]

. . . WTF? hahahaaaaaaa o.O

[TheMariaisawsome]

lets butcher the umbilical cord shall we?!

[lajjnuz]

ONE THOUSAND AND EIGHT!!?!



[rutoguard]

Everyone stfu. I'm trying to watch a video here.

[PMSClubSammich]

"Aren't you lucky!"

[MrSkralex]

"And rough towwellllls!"

[BannannaNinja]

287 People were born this way

[uresodead]

I want machine that says PING

[sahaja75]

IT'S NOT FUNNY AT ALL !!!

DISGUSTING WORLD !!!

[SirSebastianWang]

@sahaja75

It's a birth. How is it disgusting? They just made a joke out of it.

[sahaja75]

@SirSebastianWang You moron(s) !!! NEVER MAKE JOKE WITH SACRED THINGS !!! NEVER !!!

And if you see someone to make such disgusting stuff - CONDEMN HIM !!!

Outrageous !!!

Oh.. why don't you allow someone else (a complete stranger) - to make sucha joke over your intimacy? M?

Why not? THINK BEFORE WRITE !

[SirSebastianWang]

@sahaja75

You were born as a result of sexual intercourse, correct? Do you/did you respond as you just did in sex ed class at school? What makes intimacy sacred? Why should we not joke about things that are sacred? Are you even thinking before you write?

[sahaja75]

@SirSebastianWang Look u deep shit ! Stop with this idiotism !!! Do you listen what blasphemy you're uttering ?

M? Of course we all came one Earth because of conceiving ! But how for God sake you may even suppose, that it's normal to MOCKER WITH SACRED THINGS? A?

Are you an idiot !? Some kind of a crippled worm? Where do you see here Human Rights and Dignity ? A?

Tell us you "clever" shit ! Where ! Especially - where did you saw PRESERVATION OF FEMALE'S INTIMATE HONOR !!! Where is it ???????

[SirSebastianWang]

@sahaja75

You might as well have said that every Monty Python sketch is blasphemy, as almost every one of their videos would have been offensive to someone as hyper-sensitive as you. What are you even saying? Do you speak English? I'm sorry if your language of origin is not English, but I would really work on grammar and punctuation if I were you. Also, I'm an atheist, so these "blasphemy" rules don't really apply to or affect me.

[outlawstar00000]

@sahaja75 lulz you win at trolling, the old troll act #257 crazed religious guy: The act of using religious arguments in an attempt to provoke an enraged response from a viewer of the forum topic/video in which the said act was carried out. Please proceed to the next window to collect your internets. Would you like you to enter our sweepstakes for a chance to win your very own ROFLcopter?

[picatsoforfma]

@sahaja75 I think the joke was about how birth is handled now-a-days. Like it isn't something we women were meant to do. Having emergency intervention near-by is a good idea but a lot births in hospitals treat the mother as "unqualified" and are quick to medicate.

[iCornyJoke]

"I think it's a little early to start imposing roles on it don't you?"

Monty Python forever.

[geoyws]

@iCornyJoke Absolutely.

[vrbrno]

@giraffasaurus17 and the face of cleese when he says: that when we take a new baby out of the womans stomach :P

[mrsbieber1605]

Bing!! xD

[BaaaadKitty]

BING!

[miku1253]

"Nothing dear! Your not qualified!"

[MKECBS1]

aaaaaaaaaaaaand ISOLATE IT!

[giraffasaurus17]

i love how the administrator doesn't know what 'birth' is

[blackfrancis789]

285 people don't like the machine that goes PING!

[DeeJGeo]

what the flip was that all about?

[howaboutschy]

see, just knowing that chapman was going to be a doctor makes me wonder what it would have been like to walk into a hospital and have him as your doctor, either seriously hilarious or seriously frightening.

[Shurryy]

@howaboutschy

Luckily Hilarity will overshadow fear.

[pinky2ify]

@howaboutschy Just imagine if John Cleese Was him