Jeff Dunham and Achmed the Dead Terrorist on Amazon.com

[Gryffindorwins]

my buttocks fell off ooooohhhh looks like im a terrorist

[Mohammedsawaie]

I kill u

[Lauren50381]

i kill you 2.

[20324758]

"a million thanks to amazondotcom....... Blow them up"

[CrazyAirCadetBandie]

Achmed keeps having problems with his feet X)

[3tni3s123]

hey wuts that over ther..i kill you xDDD

[bellacullen2373]

Can i kill you now?... sure screw you...haha

[TheNek12]

no idea, who knew... kill you!!! what? huh?

[simoncarter247]

"a million thanks to amazon blow them up"

just so very funny

[betteeboop93]

will both of you shut up

[crzygurl1995]

OMGZ HE HAZ GLASSES!!! I FORGOT! I dooo toooooo! we haz that in common tooo! lolz anyway. Is dat a cut? I don't know. Can I keel you now? Sure... Screw you. *sigh* NO IDEA! WHO KNEW??? Keel you... LOLZ HAHAHA ~JEFFDUNHAM#1FAN~ P.S. fix my foot... fix my foot. FIX MY OTHER FREAKING FOOT! I'M GOING TO KEEL YOU!

[thedarksoulyo1]

no idea ....who knew....kill u lmfaooooooooooo

[turtoise87]

was this really on TV?

[fasterkillpussycat2]

@turtoise87: it was amazon

[TwilightSagaUpdates3]

Ahahahaa, funny shit, Jeff :D

[TwilightSagaUpdates3]

Jeff is getting old :(

God bless him, I love the man :)

[BabyKouradaki]

Hello infidels...your time will come :P

[paola12222]

"can i kill u now?"

"sure"

"screw u"

hahahahahaha...

[1009sandhurst707]

Can i kill u now ?? lol

[MadicSpell]

I miss the laugh ... It makes it all more fun! :) But Jeff still rules =D

[DestroyerofMike]

I get that all the time.

[vampirebat10]

fix my foot, fix my other foot, fix my other FREAKING foot! i kill u! lol! :) Achmed is HILARIOUS!!

[DestroyerofMike]

psst, achmed is really jeff using his ventriloquism skills.

[vampirebat10]

I no that u retard!.....im not f***ing stupid...i just saying he is my favorite! so shut up!

[vampirebat10]

*Im

[DestroyerofMike]

touchy touchy...

[vampirebat10]

dont touchy touchy me....because i have already been cussed @ here on youtube just because i said something wrong.........so yeah dont even mess with me! >:(

[crzygurl1995]

@DestroyerofMike dude don't you think we all know that?? why would you say that?? just to piss him off??? sorry but I see no point in that. anyway... whatever I just hate YT fights. -.-

~JEFFDUNHAM#1FAN~

[sactorres66]

Im his #1 fan, watch his vids over and over agen

[crzygurl1995]

@sactorres66 so do I... I also have a little shrine in my room that is just for stuff that has to do with him. That shrine will soon (very soon) include all three of his specials written down on paper in PEN! if you don't believe me there is a video on my channel I made for proof. :) now... who's his number one fan??? (btw I have just run outta room... there's a lot more to the story)

~JEFFDUNHAM#1FAN~

[sactorres66]

i have his dvds, yet still i watch youtube, i have his posters, and i have a peanut puppet

[crzygurl1995]

@sactorres66 u reeeeaally wanna carry this on?? It'll take more room than just a comment and I don't like wasting comment space. I will PM you

[emobabe20130]

lol i love them

[ffunnygirl101]

I keel him!..haha

[WWEfuturewrestlerJ]

i kill you!

[CoolCat6363]

the feet part made me laugh

[0725sandman]

Can I kill you now? LOL

[ruthyumidaisuki]

lol on fix my foot

[MrzockerXXX09]

achmed:blow them of

jeff:what nothing

fix my fucking foot.... nice kan i kill you now sure#

looooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ol

[jeffhardylover1992]

Achmed:Good evening infedels...I kill you.

Jeff:What?

Achmed:Nothing...Your time will come infedels

LOL...that was hilarious!!!!!

[Shassouneh]

"blow them up". LOOOL.

Oh that's just a joke HA HA HA HA :P

[matand12345]

ROFLMAO

[LATINOHEATforLIFE]

HE IS KILLING SO TO SPEAK

[musics4me]

Achmed: Oh that? That was just a joke. ha ha ha ha ha ...

HAHA, dark humor indeed! I love Achmed, and still trying to find more videos about him.

[manifea]

omg this guy is funny even withOUT an audience!!

[themichaelandmichael]

you b laghing ur buttux off c i dont have a buttux xd

[terry26able]

i love achmed lol

[2013flrlvr]

Achmed:its terrorist humor....fix my foot

Jeff:sorry

Achmed:its very dark- fix my other foot

Jeff: srry

Achmed:if- fix my other freakin' foot

Jeff:srry

Achmend:IM GOING TO KILL U!

Jeff:srry ill just fix the feet

Achmed: its very dark humor.... thank u thank u 4 buying r dvd- fix my foot

[ksvideos]

I miss the public laughing...

[Nathanwwe169]

there is no public

[TheAkatsukisSexyCat0]

Jeff: Spark of insanity includes Walter.

Achmed: I kill him

Jeff: Peanut.

Achmed: I kill him.

Jeff: And Achmed.

Achmed: Now he is one funny guy.He should get paid more dont ya think?

LMFAO

[mAuEeLrIc]

..see? i don't have any buttocks...

[mAuEeLrIc]

Jeff:walter

Achmed:i kill him

Jeff:peanut

Achmed:i kill him

Jeff:and achmed

achmed:now,that is one funny guy.he should get paid more, don't you think?

[LittleMissSensitive]

Achmed:we r so very grateful...i kill u...

Jeff :what was that? Achmed :oh nothing.

[Paulster5]

is it really that funny?

[fawks0512]

you have to know his previous jokes

[crazykatie95]

haha haha i'm jeffs best friend

[sydlee96]

fix my foot

ok

fix my other foot

ok..... thank you

yes, thanks..... fix my feet

[austindal]

live at gothem thats where this is from

[yohanx86]

1:57-1:59

Peanut voice says: ok :s

[Hiinateh]

♥

[dhrocks4life]

lol

[supersnails]

Can I kill you now?

Sure

Screw you

LOL, some of the funniest comedy, although this one wasn't that great I love the Achmed bit on the DVD.

[flyingsnipe]

trust me if you were a terriost that is funny stuff

[bochoba]

nothing...i kill you hahahahaha good

[handsomewordpress]

i kill all u plz continue

[eightyonesixtytwo]

This video has the best quality among about 4 others I've seen today.

[callac]

Kiliu!!!

[betoorodriguessdiass]

kill you

[lilleaske]

Jeff is so freakin' hot..

[BigJeffDunhamfan]

Awesome!! Jeff's THE MAN!!!!

[killeing]

LOL

[Haya93a]

hehehe looool i kill you..

[allyharmon]

jeff is the best