How Stephenie Meyer got Breaking Dawn published

[SuperHeroMania]

Stephenie Meyer stole the wrong idea from Stephen King, lol

[jagfriend12151994]

I was gonna make a comment but...... I took a lampmonster to the knee

[SuperHeroMania]

@jagfriend12151994 old joke

[ThexBlackxCherry]

im a lampmonster and i find this very offensive

[NirvanaKC001]

@ThexBlackxCherry I'm offensive and I find this very lamp monster.

[ThexBlackxCherry]

@NirvanaKC001 good to kno that theres someone who understands my pain.

[Azurenighterror11]

I don't lol

[phineas1215]

i find this hard to masturbate to... .I.

[HermyGranger10101]

141 people were actually attacked by a lamp monster ;)

[BelgianBisous]

To be honest, in the books she has very much emotions

[TheMetastasia]

I would buy it too, if the lamp monster would appear in twilight!

[DoctorChibi740]

It wasn't so much a lamp monster as it was a pretention demon..

[MissNephilimAngel]

Funny, how the lamp monster shows more emotion than Bella - and it's bright, too.

[harisbaki]

@MissNephilimAngel LOL:)

[michaeljfreak]

dan koontz?

[saberfangwolf7]

i have only one thing to say

GENIOUS!!!!!!!

[bobbyfrostful]

thing is even though his idea are somewhat ridiculous sounding when u say them, they all end up bein phenomenal books.

[imdb88]

I think the meetings over at the Disney Channel seem to go the same way.

[okalani1992]

@imdb88 HA!

[dangela12]

lampmonster = stupid, sparkly, shiny vampires.

[DanTheEnigma]

It seems that all of stephen king's books have a few common plots among the many film adapations and books.

Either:

A) Couple

B) Small Town you've probably never heard of

C) Hauntings

D) All of the Above

E) Lamp Monster.

[chestrip]

@DanTheEnigma Sure twitard!!!

[DanTheEnigma]

@chestrip excuse me? Uhh... how is stating the obvious make me a twitard? And for the record, I fucking HATE Twlight.

[Thelizzardcat]

@chestrip What? You make no sense. How about instead of running around throwing around petty insults. you realize that you will just make yourself sound like an idiot. (by the way, before you call ME a "twitard" I dont like the books either. You welcome for saving you from more humiliation)

[UglyBobcat]

@DanTheEnigma It's the King Trifecta: Childhood trauma, psychic beings, and/or the state of Maine.

[StealthNull]

@DanTheEnigma "Small town you've probably never heard of" is stephen king a hipster?

[gaozhi2007]

I love Lamp...monster!

[RotaryPoweredRX]

when family guy was in its prime and funny...

[chumshot1]

@RotaryPoweredRX I think its still pretty funny, I didnt like the earlier episodes.. but im not a huge fan.

[Midnightsunpm]

A lamp monster eh? Perhaps I shall read it. Must be better than twifart

[stshill1]

stephen king could write about paint drying and make it interesting.

[emanmark]

Hey, I'd read that! The Lamping, or The Lamp Zone, or The Green Lamp Mile.

[ThePlataformer]

Nah , this has more inspiration

[SharkKid42]

this could happen

[iamacatspy]

i spent all that time looking for Seiyanashi's comment. and then i realized

[Seiyanashi]

@iamacatspy I mean really, an unoriginal comment in an unoriginal video? Who'd have guessed it?! >_>

[iamacatspy]

@Seiyanashi O.o

[dlf619]

Lamp monster PWNS sparkly vampire

[paulisnatis]

So much nerdiness in the top comments :'D <333

[warehawk]

really? what does this have to do with stephenie Meyers? what's not to get? oh yeah this is much to complex of a joke for twilight fans

[ReaverTheSurvivalist]

I'd rather read about a lamp monster

[DaGavinX]

A S.K story about a lamp-moster would be better than the whole Twilight saga. lol

[darknessl3]

what episode was this?

[Skoomax]

Don't watch this while the lamp is on

[graystripefanforever]

@Skoomax danget my lamp is on

[meantism]

SMOKE

[TheBlueberry5454]

your mean

[Legba85]

I always figured Meyer blew her editor.

[RockUrSoxSAHM]

what does this have to do with stephanie meyer?

[miceylulu]

@RockUrSoxSAHM It's an analogy. Use your imagination and sense of logic, sweetheart.

[TheGoshDarnBatman8]

Press 8 for an epic sword fight

[16kynewell]

Team Warewolf... Team Vampire...... FUCK THAT... I vote team LAMPMONSTER

[stingme88x]

"OOOOooo0000oohhh"..... " gnack gnack" XD

[lgee191]

I'd read it.

[MrTwilightrocks789]

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[Kholdstarezero]

Funny thing is Stephen is such a good writer he could make it work. And we would eat it up and make him another few million. 

[sexuallobster134679]

@Kholdstarezero He practically has already :p

[16Sayra]

Cruel, i can only say Cruel. Edwardddd<3 *ghehehe*

[sebias2]

This is like wow new Panda expansion they are gonna release... >.<

[HateSolstice]

@sebias2 Don't start up with that bullshit. Fucking morons...

[sebias2]

@HateSolstice <3 U 2

[MrWilliamson9411]

the "yah yah yah" part was wat made it funny!!!

[TheIslammiracle]

yakgh!.....Yakgh! Yaghk!

[mbl1201]

this was ripped off from the Simpsons; surprise surprise

[Mikhaijlovich]

@mbl1201 And your comment was ripped off from every Simpsons fanboy in existence...surprise, surprise!

The Simpsons has already done EVERYTHING there is to do in an animated show, to the point where ANY and EVERY joke made in other shows today can be traced to some Simpsons episode. Give it a rest already. At least Family Guy is still TRYING to be funny. The Simpsons died circa 2006.

It's okay, Matt Groening. You've still got Futurama to fuck up in about ten years...

[Ikarosus]

@Mikhaijlovich Family Guy stoped being funny since 2004.

[paranoidkc]

What you just wrote makes absolutely no sense.

[stryder10171]

funny thing is if King did write a book about a lampmonster it would a #1 New York Times bestseller and you all know it

[TheAwsomePrussia]

Lamps beat sparkling vampires

[7Write4This9Heart7]

AHAHA! XD I'd rather read Lampmonster than Twilight, too! XD Rock on! Love this so much! XD

[crazyMjo]

That's looks more like it's Stephen King, and I think he's kind of talking about the book Cujo! The dog who attacked everyone in a city! That was terrifying, but that lampmonster is way more threatning! O.O

[Seiyanashi]

I for one welcome our new lamp monster overlords.

[zOMGLaserGunzPewPew]

@Seiyanashi Why can't you people create an original comment?

[Seiyanashi]

@zOMGLaserGunzPewPew Because you touch yourself at night.

[amsardina11]

That lampmonster has more feeling in 18 seconds than Bella does in 4 books.

[MrSquid21]

@amsardina11 you actually READ those cardboard bound pages of paper?

[EricAKATheBelgianGuy]

@amsardina11 And probably has better character development, too.

[MrMojoART]

That's why I stopped reading his books after half past midnight...my thoughts exactly...lol.

[chipmunkspy5]

Lampmonster makes more sense then twilight 

[savannahribeiro]

The Tale of the Lampmonster ;) 

[MyRealWorld11]

This video makes no sense to the Title.

[thefatman69dude]

@MyRealWorld11 it makes total sense its mocking stephen king in the original context but knowing how unoriginal stephanie meyer is and the context of the originality of the lamp monster it makes perfect sense

[CountDerekula1]

Thats not meyer....thats stephen king.

[belladonna4577]

LOL, nice.

[DimitrisduchessXD]

Team Pikachu!. Hell Pokemon has a better love story and its not even really put in there. IDK I want the Lampmonster book! D:

[mk741]

Meyer wishes she could come with something as clever as the Lampmonster.

[VanyelK]

I like the clip but what does that have to do with Stephanie Myer?

[Castielover]

I love Stephen King, yet find this rather funny.

[LordYaoi]

"For my 307th impression and voice act this episode: Stephen King"

[gosple2]

Alucard from Hellsing would make that sparkleing fairy, Edward, his bitch.

[guerney2000]

@gosple2 no need to go that high xDDD alucard is a bit overkill xDDD i think that vampire from sesame street would be enough xDD

[TheCrazyplaying]

What does this have to do with Stephenie Meyer or Breaking Dawn??? Shouldn't the title have to do with Steven King

[icucingme]

@TheCrazyplaying Stephen King gave a review of Twilight and of course he hated it, while I agree that literature it is NOT, I don't understand why this book brings so much hatred from people, is just another silly teen love book that a segment of the population with disposable income enjoyed, get over it people and go back to reading your high brow books in your ivory towers :-P

[Toadyru]

Have you read SK's material lately?  Everyone knows he is good, but that doesn't mean he is currently banging out winners.........Kinda like the Tiger Woods situation.

[ManticoreFire]

@Toadyru Yeah, but the difference is that Stephen King is like in his sixties (I think) and is semi-retired, (He's so famous now that he's pretty much has writers tenure: he's completely free to write whatever he wants now and people will still happily read it). Tiger Woods is neither.

[DuchessAliana]

Lampmonster would be epic. Even if it sucked it'd still be better than Twilight.

[Dalekfry]

This has noting to do with anything........

[HoMiCiDeGotSwaqqa]

Team Edward? Team Jacob? FUCK THEM LETS GO TEAM DOMO!!!!

[RebelAdmiral]

TEAM RON/HERMIONE !!

[HermyGranger10101]

The most obvious thing I hate in twilight: how the bloody hell vampire could sparkle???? Go, lamp monster! ;)

[pkraccoon13]

Team Wade WIlson!!!!! ALso this sounds waaay more ineresting than twilight.

[dipu94321]

hell,even the LAMP SAGA would be better than TWILIGHT SAGA

[kandinsky51]

The Lampmonster Saga.

I'd rather read that than Twilight. xD

[scraps992]

Stephen King could make a lamp monster scary.

[AGuyInAHat]

@scraps992 You got that right, he could write a 1000 page novel about a masturbating oyster and still make it look good! :P (Of course i wouldn't know why ANYone would want to write about masterubating Oysters!)

[Rosebunse]

@AGuyInAHat Because it was written by Stephen King, that's why.

[theFlowerPrince343]

just to challenge that, king should write a masterpiece about a lamp monster

[MaxxSwan13]

Lamp Monster: My Hero.

[Kaleidalee]

Man, I don't remember this at all. I don't think I've even seen this cutaway before, and I swear I've seen every FG episode.

[SuperHushPuppy]

Lamp monster? Oh! Poltergeist!

[DanteKami1]

this is to true to be funny. :/

[themangakawolf]

The Lampmonster Story scared the hell outta me the first time i read it! D:

[stupotgorilla]

your not even trying anymore are you

[origamipein18]

I wanna read Lampmonster!

[nastenkakoza1]

NO TEAM EDWARD nor JACOB and neither Lampmonster!!! TEAM ALUCARD!!! TEAM HELLSING!!! TEAM SERAS!!! TEAM INTEGRA AND TEAM BADASS VAMPIRES!!! EDWARD SUCKS AND SPARKLE VAMPIRES ARE GAY!!!!!

[Rate794]

@nastenkakoza1 calm down nerd >_>

[nastenkakoza1]

@Rate794 I'M CALM!!! I AM VERY FUCKING CALM!!! XD

[xam9856]

@nastenkakoza1 what about team cookie? sad face :(

[nastenkakoza1]

@xam9856 team cookie is good... wait... Cookie from Twilight???

[xam9856]

@nastenkakoza1 there's a cookie in twilight? O_O all is lost

[TheSplatterking666]

omg thats so hilarious :D

[AGuyInAHat]

I'd rather read about a lamp monster then Twilight

[travers114]

@AGuyInAHat And they could call it Lamplight

[PureTrepidation]

Someone should write "Lampmonster", because I would like to test the theory that it would still be more interesting than Twilight.

[LuneyTune72]

@PureTrepidation It exists, it's in a movie called Amityville 4.

[SyluxLockjaw]

@PureTrepidation Hausu/House (1977), one of the greatest movies of all time, and it has a lamp monster. Regardless, a book where the main antagonist is a lamp would be way more interesting than twilight.

[codename617]

@PureTrepidation i am actually writing about a horrish story, but with a twist of a mystery. maybe wheni have time i could do that for fun. But you know that is the thing about Stephen King. He could take just about the tiniest fear and make a big scary spine chilling, hair raising tales out of them. YOu think you're afraid of Rats? Read Night Shift you won't ever want the JOb of those guys ever. Afraid of the boogeyman? you'll never let your kids sleep alone ever. Have you read Night SHit?

[890slay]

@codename617 As Stephen King said: "Don't be afraid to experiment" and I think he's right. Most of the struggling writers never achieve that upper step, because they're afraid to expose their point of view on a particular subject.

[ChelseaKristy03]

@ObservedPrey Props.

[overide97]

@ObservedPrey im new too stephen king and i didnt watch the video and for a minute I thought that was a real book lol

[Dimitrij90]

hey its that movie: Amytiville horror 3 i think it was. It really had a Lamp Monster :D

[Christhefireshark]

@ObservedPrey And even though the book would be awesome, they would make a low grade movie of it that only keeps the killer lamp.

[101rocketmail]

@ObservedPrey Now you've made me want to read the book. = )

[ShopKeeperTriumphs]

Oh ho, yes! It's funny because Stephen King's literary creativity takes little to no effort, and the publisher wants it because Stephen King is a very popular writer! That is so funny! :D

[980696]

@ShopKeeperTriumphs oh yes you have successfully unlocked the joke.....

[slyrocks3]

Hmm...Harry Potter is about good versus evil in a race to save the muggle and wizarding worlds. Twilight is about a girl trying to get a boyfriend...So hard to choose...

[YamsRyu]

Seriously Bella is a useless twat. She's not even a real clutz, I am- as I have twisted both my ankles at the same time. But instead of laying their bemoaning about how the world is evil I forced myself to crawl across my yard, up steps and into my house before managing to stand long enough to get into a chair.

What does Bella do? Trips over tree roots and ice when it's beneficial. Yeah no that''s not how that works.

[jupitarlove18]

@YamsRyu I'm probably going to hell for this and while I agree with your view completely I rofled when I read your commet.

[meginmd]

@YamsRyu How did you manage to twist both ankles at the same time?

[rach64xoxo]

Can I say that I love your screen name, uploader? PotO FTW

[powereater]

@ObservedPrey Sir, that is the greatest comment i've dver read during my short life on youtube. you have won the internet.

[AyameIsPrincessKira]

Hey, at least Stephen King did SOME good stuff. Meyer was shit from the start.

[YamsRyu]

@AyameIsPrincessKira

This. I actually enjoyed some of the darker things Stephen King wrote, because he can actually write dark and not emo it up with homophobic and pedophilic wolves and vampires.

I also enjoyed Harry Potter.

Also, Meyers can't write a love story for her life. I've sneezed out better shit when I was 16. Her views of a lovely relationship is an abusive, controlling, manipulative stalker and a female lead who CANT DO ANYTHING FOR HERSELF.

[AyameIsPrincessKira]

@YamsRyu Oh god, don't we know it! (I love HP too) THANK YOU for that Meyer remark. We can't get enough people with these views. Her 'work' makes me nauseous. It shouldn't even be called literature.

[XellDincht]

King: "Okay, for my 307th book the couple is attacked by....ah..ah... a lamp monster!. Ohhhh, Ohhh!!

Editor: "You're not even trying anymore, are you?" -.-

King: Whak! Whak! Whak! Whak! Whak! :D

Editor: "When can I have it?" -.-

[TTMichael18]

@XellDincht Yeah, we just watched it. What made you feel the need to re-post what we just watched?

[Bloxy123]

@XellDincht Nice job mate, you have just quoted the entire video. You deserve 500 thumbs up.

No seriously, stfu.

[Planeswalker28]

@ObservedPrey Sounds about right for a King book.

[uranian99]

@ObservedPrey Methinks he plots too much.

[ZalriusLiss2009]

115 people were pissed that Stephen King's "Lampmonster" was never released to the public.

[oSiicKShottZo]

115 people were attacked by lamp monsters

[Lunage1]

Book readers, check this amazing website: LoveAHappyEnding (dot) com

[kaetix]

She can't write. End of story. Don't get your panties in a twist.

[slangshotstudios]

suck my dick you whore

[NarutoCuti]

Team Edward? Team Jacob? FUCK THAT!! Team Lampmonster!!!

[tvirus1234]

@NarutoCuti Go team Lampmonster! Woohoo!!!!

[HEARTLESSnumber9]

@NarutoCuti LOL YES!!!

[12meatwads]

@NarutoCuti no Team guy who almost hit bella with a car

[XMisterXPumpkinX]

@NarutoCuti I know your comment is rather old, but... Team Elric!

[Megahdork1]

@ObservedPrey Damn dude you actually made it sound interesting :) Good job

[neilyoungboy]

It all makes sense......

[TheBuehler4]

Why is it called "How Stephenie Meyer got Breaking Dawn published"?

[ThouWindowShatters]

@TheBuehler4 because, like the skit portrays, she wasn't even trying and the publisher just didn't care anymore.

[Legba85]

@TheBuehler4 It explains how Mayer bullshitted her way into getting that last book published.

[thatsrightisaidit909]

@ObservedPrey

*holds pinky up* I myself found that the whole thing was played safe. In "Lampmonster", Mr. King didn't take enough chances with subject matter that would have been any other author's wet dream. His approach to the novel, instead of being innovative enough to match the daring plot, is lazy and ignores the need to create any sense of urgency. Perhaps, in another's hands, it would have been a more meaningful story.

....Your review tripped me out. Good job at being amazing.

[daniels1938]

@ObservedPrey  Yet you spell ulterior wrong.

[canmanham]

@ObservedPrey Woah... Thats deep.

[Levitz9]

"It was a quiet day in Maine. Then, THE LAMP CAME."

[mynameisfonte]

@ObservedPrey ulterior*. alterior is not a word.

[egdeltur666]

Isn't it weird that I can't think of a good lampshading joke? Normally I could, but, man... it sure is odd that i'm having such a hard time with this.

[egdeltur666]

@ObservedPrey Shit, I'd read it.

I mean, I like lamps. What's to lose?

[LtBriJMAC]

thats were lamp shade head man came from

[lyingcheatinghurting]

@ObservedPrey You sir, win YouTube.

[NinjaGamer64]

@ObservedPrey Hey, if Stephen King won't write the book, how about you do. It would be awesome! :)