@essa8abbas While "girlfriend" does include the word "friend", it should not be taken literally. A girlfriend is an entirely separate concept from a friend and thus eligable for biting.
@grimjack28 It is a little known fact that Spider DNA lacks a certain chromosome, known by scientists as the "Buddy Gene". This leaves then genetically incapable of making friends. The fact that they are scary, ugly and lethally poisonous doesn't really help matters either...
@Tylerwaffleblue While the rules regarding the biting of friends are clear (don't bite your friends) issues arise when applying them to either siblings or canines. Anyone that claims that brothers are "friends" are clearly just a deluded only child. Dogs on the other hand, are man's best friend - so don't bite them. However, there is no stipulation that YOU are dog's best friend, so they are free to bite you as they please.
@jjthesurvivor2000 Well, OK - I'm not here to lecture you on how to live your life. But if you do still want to masticate your brethren with your weaponised mandible try and keep it SAFE. It's prudent to avoid swallowing any particularly large chunks of your friend's delicious flesh as it tends to disagree with digestion and may constitute a choking hazard. I also recommend starting with the tender tissues of your BFF's face - delicious lightly braised with a dash of mint sauce!
awwwww charlie bit me
NIRVAN1560 2 months ago
.. Foofa sounds so wrong in the beginning. o.0
AniMealCrossZing 2 months ago
what if it was my girlfriend... can i bite her?
essa8abbas 3 months ago 3
@essa8abbas While "girlfriend" does include the word "friend", it should not be taken literally. A girlfriend is an entirely separate concept from a friend and thus eligable for biting.
I recommend this course of action.
mastermrt 3 months ago 3
the original beat was better
MrDeezy1221 4 months ago
@DoraBieber1 Lol thats true
ramosroberto1 5 months ago
@Dorabieber1 chomp chomp chomp means food ,
singin0is0me0sportt 6 months ago
don't bite your friends, chomp your friends
CocoWhy 1 year ago
LOLOLOLOL !!!!
farmyardflavours 1 year ago
My teacher video taped me screaming this 2 years ago... everyone brings that up every day... xD
akaMrBananaPants 1 year ago 2
@akaMrBananaPants is the video on YouTube? I wanna see that XD
Tripsey128 11 months ago
@Tripsey128 He said hes going to find it for me!!! :D
akaMrBananaPants 11 months ago
my friend bit my boob the other day at the bar and now i have a huge bruise
sdpennywise 1 year ago
@sdpennywise u prolly had it comming
xwcasperwx 11 months ago
@xwcasperwx yeah I probably did
sdpennywise 11 months ago
Apparently, I can't bite.. but I can chomp?
Oh I love chomping on human flesh ♥
horseluvr4eva123 1 year ago 2
I was bitten on the arse by a poisonous spider twize. We were not friends.
grimjack28 1 year ago 21
@grimjack28 It is a little known fact that Spider DNA lacks a certain chromosome, known by scientists as the "Buddy Gene". This leaves then genetically incapable of making friends. The fact that they are scary, ugly and lethally poisonous doesn't really help matters either...
mastermrt 1 year ago 24
@grimjack28 Is your name Peter Parker?
Jackiechan39 8 months ago
why would anyone bite there friends ??
seriously
Theres better issues in life than that :)
chloeeeesmexy 1 year ago
* sob sob sob* so beauiful! TT . TT
LovexxLoudxMusic 1 year ago
my brother once bit me on the back and it was black and blue and I also got bit by a german sheppard and I got in trouble but I didnt bite him
Tylerwaffleblue 1 year ago 2
@Tylerwaffleblue
...Underage?
Tailsrocks1234 1 year ago
@Tylerwaffleblue While the rules regarding the biting of friends are clear (don't bite your friends) issues arise when applying them to either siblings or canines. Anyone that claims that brothers are "friends" are clearly just a deluded only child. Dogs on the other hand, are man's best friend - so don't bite them. However, there is no stipulation that YOU are dog's best friend, so they are free to bite you as they please.
mastermrt 1 year ago 13
totally sick. right on. you should do a whole album of this.
DillonDemas 1 year ago
LOOOL @ BOTH OF YOU!
SugarBudZ 1 year ago
@jjthesurvivor2000 Well, OK - I'm not here to lecture you on how to live your life. But if you do still want to masticate your brethren with your weaponised mandible try and keep it SAFE. It's prudent to avoid swallowing any particularly large chunks of your friend's delicious flesh as it tends to disagree with digestion and may constitute a choking hazard. I also recommend starting with the tender tissues of your BFF's face - delicious lightly braised with a dash of mint sauce!
mastermrt 1 year ago 11