Ballmer

[TheMrman7500]

Thats Microsoft in a nutshell

[idance4fun]

LOL! I love Microsoft too, but seriously. xD

[NoFateNet]

Why does he love this company?

[19konsa86]

4 Words? "I Love This Company, YEEEEEEES!" At least 5 Words dude :D

[Vire70]

This explains that steaming pile of shit they're calling Windows 8.

On another note, I've heard this sound clip hundreds of times; this is the first time I've seen the real video where it comes from though. A bit unbelievable to be honest. Guy definitely looks like he's on drugs of some kind.

[tonewheel]

Ol' Steve needs to lighten up on the pizza....

[96Kava96]

Somebody needs to say to Mr. Gates that Steve needs to stay in cage ;)

[mangouper]

he acts like someone that has just escaped out of a mental institution and brocken into a Microsoft convention

[xXboyrussiaXx]

this is normal for microsoft because all of them eat drugs and after this he make a new widows version haha

[vkohmoviemaker]

Oh Americans...

[RobotPanda16384]

Hurts leg at 22 seconds. Cocaine hides pain at 24 seconds.

[xawari]

No wonder people thinks he is posesed.

[rpdigital17]

@xawari Possessed by money?

[rivermandrake1]

fucking. mental.

[drrobertoboogie97]

That pose in 0:30, I think I've seen that one before, in a Hitler documentary

[StudFI]

Yap! Looks familiar. My reaction after every Blue Screen!

[isnesnapandul]

what´s the name of the background Song ? :D

[brscic]

cocaine, or he just got a PS3

[mandrawncarriage]

cocaines a hell of a drug

[Wh47n0w1517]

This is time you hope the computer suffers a blue screen death and it does not happen…! =)

[PX125E]

That's 5 words. Typical Microsoft missing one word as well as the point.

[imOver18no]

lol that iz like the most embarrassing thing evar..

[TB674]

this was painful to watch....

[gkossivas]

I like the guy. He's fun to watch. Steve Jobs is boring and predictable. This guy makes you just want to see more of his videos. And I think CEO's need to have a strong character like this, because as customers, we need to see how much they believe in their company. But you guys are right about him being a little weird. I just think he needs to tweak his character it a little to make it more fun. Next thing you know, everybody will be talking about him. His personality can be a publicity tool :)

[ytvoice1]

@gkossivas Yeah, I agree. CEOs has to be exactly like Steve Ballmer, this makes them trustworthy. It is way more important that they act like complete drug-addict psychos than making quality products that also works. And Vista really worked very well. I could install Chrome on it. And with that I could download Linux Install CD-image, and later the Windows OS even allowed me to burn it to a CD-ROM. It's a bit more easy than ordering the CD by mail y'know.

[IncasRevenge]

is he a wrestler or a manager? :D

[WootVote5]

bunch of macfags posting in a coffee shop in here

[Iwillneverbesilenced]

he just found out his paycheck had an extra zero than he originally thought..

[Wiesia300]

O_o

[dziltener]

Go, Ballmer, GO!

[osxapplications]

Man...Steve Jobs would break if he tried to do this...

[muscaiu]

satan from hell ...jesus cryst he's bald and a horible fake piece of human waste of fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk kill hhhhhiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii­iiiiimmmmmmmmmm !!!!!!!!!!!

[dotman557]

I bet you the background song is on Ballmer's new iPod.

[paskopeljic]

he is an idiot

[blackrainbowxxxx]

lol XD

[doiniel123]

he is insane.. i love him

[Kalumet72]

he frightens me...

[edwardwhiteokc]

Seriously, someone call a psychiatrist.

[edwardwhiteokc]

He's a super geek, super geek, he's super geeky.

[CommandanteBratwurst]

is he a scientoligyst? that's the result of capitalism: manager, who lost the last bit of brain and embarassing themselfes JUST FOR A FUCKIN' CONCERN ...he's a poor guy who has no friends, just microsoft

[oaschlogin]

that´s why they call him Monkeyboy *ggg*

[Stresemika]

actually, i have no clue what actually means. :D

[Stresemika]

actually, i think it is funny becomming a billionaire like this! funny guy. would do the same if i could.

[Cazallum]

holy shit did this actually happen?

[Zayel00]

actually, yes :(

[fatkidsgettinghurt]

This dude sounds like a monkey getting assraped by an insane human.

[Stresemika]

actually he is called monkeyboy in his company..

[Dragon123561]

I hope microsoft does random drug testing in there company.

[Hidioshe]

Approximately

[stege]

heil ballmer!!!!

[Hidioshe]

fuck you jew

[Hidioshe]

Fock You Tooooooo }:)

[prosumero]

gilimemo

[afernando17]

WTF?

[kakarik0]

I'd be dancing around and screaming like that too if I was head of Microsoft, and had his wages

[yuriythebest]

kakarik0 - definitely me too I'd dance around like that and also get some dollaz and throw them up and dance in em while they fall down

[robdotcom71]

I have four words for this idiot

SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!

[teejayandrade]

hahahahahhahahaha ! good one... !

[ajwgeek]

lol at 0:11 t think he said Homer like from the simpsons.

[candnstupidstuff]

Has he no self respect? Or dignity?

[MindTracker]

That poor, ahem rich, narcissistic, megalomaniacal monkey hurt it's feet at 0:22 ;-)

[justchilliwithindo]

one the spot!

[sean007s]

O.o

this video is one of youtubes earliest vids

[7677890]

Amazing what a yard if crack does...

[JossStonedems]

.... drugs are bad...

[bloodmuncher]

mkay

[surfdudezuri]

drugs are bad... mmkay

[danimoth2]

lol at entire video

[OscarFBM]

Now I know why Vista sucks.

Why this guy earns more money than I do? I can be as stupid as he does.

[benwilkins27]

That man is a twat!

[TDSayce]

Mate you're fucking right!

You all are buying his products!!!

[jesusfreakrkg]

The only difference is that Ballmer is the figure head of Microsoft, getting all hyped up in front of the crowd when he comes out. Whereas when Steve Jobs comes out, this is how the mac fanboys act toward the head of their company.

[jmhjm2159]

what the hell.....? this guy is so crazy! :-(

[derick1259]

yeah ! the thing is apple isnt this enthusiastic ! though apple is awsome as well...

[juansrcastellanos]

ballmer es severo loco xD español

ballmer is severe crazy xD english

[abdonpijpelink]

Seeing this guy it's no wonder that Microsoft came up with Vista!!! :D

[inventiveinsanity]

uhm...four words, huh?

Let's see what he said..

'i love this company yes!'

That's FIVE!

[eaglecreek123]

Isn't this enough reason to sack Apple and buy a PC with Windows? I mean, who doesn't want to have a product from a company with this man at the top? Maan, I would sign for it ;).

[Tim11pop]

Completely agree!

[mitchelitis12]

or you could get a mac and run windows , is win win, or you get /i/nsurgency like me, and its win win win

[sliderkk]

thats 5 words

[Destructerator]

i love this company YEAH

[chury721]

Taky bych skakal kdybych měl vejplatu jako on ...

[veltpak6]

0:21 what happened there lol

[ronteras]

He saw Steve Jobs, talking on the iPhone :D

[dorlack]

hahaha i like Balmer, worth Billions he does not give a shit...

[thatkindofguy234]

cmonnnn wooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Javindo]

lololol he said 5 words i love him though :)

[thegoldenjester]

If Steve Jobs did this, no one wold think it odd or shameful...lol

[klilkBR]

true...

[eatcress]

its absolutely hilarious at around 0:22 where he twists his ankle a little bit and he makes a little yelp, and you see him try and cover it up by hopping around more.

[veltpak6]

hahahaha yes!!

[Thyrill]

lachnummer...

[Nerpo93]

wat een faggot

[Clamjammer3000]

yeah who doesn love a company that makes stuf that brakes every year  and no im not a ps3 fanboy or if there are any a wii fanboy

[gtamen07]

i think he got fired the next day:P

[polopolo150]

I wished that too..

Poorly, today he is the CEO of Microsoft. :\ and the right hand of Bill Gates.

[jipiejapie]

jesus wat mongoool zeg

[farrell69]

This has been around for 4 years and i'm only seeing it now??

[drinkskimmilk]

I HATE STEVE BALLMER!!!

[Anonomys246]

why?

[drinkskimmilk]

He's incredibly annoying, abnoxious, and he rips people off by overpricing 3rd rate software

[Noobcs]

"i love this company" employees who say that usually go up

[csnation]

If you got as much money as he does, you can be crazy all you want. :p

[meshowz]

wow this is soo embarrassing ..did they fire him after this?

[windowspiratato]

no...this guy is now the microsoft's ceo

[orororo91]

D: .....

[edwcsqxaz]

хочется въебать ублюдку

[edwcsqxaz]

obsessed.

send for an exorcist

[hankscorpiouk]

watch?v=wdX7mCLZCc4&NR=1

[ShadowL1Vs]

this guy is gay, clearly.

[hankscorpiouk]

There's now documentary evidence proving this.... ]youtube[.]com/watch?v=wdX7mCL­ZCc4&NR=1 I commend him for finally being honest with himself and admitting something that in the big scheme of things really isn't such a big deal.....the dirty great poof.

[andyswVids]

I can't believe this guy. Not only does he think the xbox 360 is the better console. But he thinks that more sales determines the "winner" of this console generation. This is not true. And he and microsoft needs to change their way of thinking.

[hankscorpiouk]

No!  They need to continue being scumbags! What is needed is for the masses to change THEIR way of thinking, so that eventually people will see microsoft for the dangerous miscreants they are, and the company finally gets some much-deserved come-uppance, hopefully in the form of bankruptcy!

[youvegotIVIail]

So... I heard you own a mac?

[dfjab]

is he ok..?

[hankscorpiouk]

Ladies and gentlemen.....FAT METH BASTARD!!!!!!!!!!!

[ridleyrulesme]

Why was this in my recommendations?

Does youtube know that I hate douche bags? I guess so...

[HypnoToad72]

Also, please don't insult nerds by calling this malfunctioning manifesto of marketing one. :)

[HypnoToad72]

"Woooooo!" (dances like an ape on meth) "Wooooo! Come on!!! Woooooooooooo! Come on!! Give it up for meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!'

Narcissist...

[darkguardian1314]

Microsoft's offical cheerleader. Remember Ballmer isn't a programmer but a salesman and marketer. He worked on the packaging for Duncan Hine turning the tall square boxes into short rectangles to grab self space.

[devilz123]

fuck you nerd BALLAMER xD

[Br0ly100]

ahhhh ... now i know who fucked windows up

[supermeng305]

i love this guy lmaoo

[megamaras]

hua ten ma najlepsie drogy na svete :D

[tinkafoo]

This man is a multi-billionaire.

[Stormwind90]

ADHD? I think so.

[LEGESLEGALJA]

kurva anyád...szánalmas idióta -.-

[yeshwantmiranda]

hahahaha..... clown, buffon retard, wanna be.......

and I have four words for u:)

[artwang319]

and this is the guy that succeeds Bill Gates?

[veerness]

What a idiot.

[Iamnopicasso]

An.

An...

[CoopDogg18]

wow i really think he is the biggest dumbass on the planet. haha wow this is a good enough reason not to own a microsoft based product

[jerryl88]

inspiring speeching style! Respect for mr Ballmer

[Crunor]

He's behaving like a rockstar, but is the CEO of Microsoft, isn't he?

[Manufitz]

y he is

[brab1]

you should see his bank account -- I would act like that too!!

[Revenge1986]

That...Thats how it was.

[Revenge1986]

What do you mean question mark, oh yeah, you left the first comment with a ...?

[LOGERAS]

Argh.. As you can see Windows are so dangerous to your health..

Especialy when you are loser like a Ballmer..

Get Linux noobs.

[NoTimeOnTime]

This is very encouraging video for all the it specialists... if this man acting as an idiot can be CEO of Microsoft, imagine, what could the normal people become.

I just dont understand applauding people, does anyone see the point of it?

[Mediocrates7]

"Give it up for me!!!!"

Riight, Stevie. Because you've made so many great decisions as CEO, from revoking severances to the astonishing successes of Vista and Windows 7, not to mention the new RROD on the 360...yeah, you deserve all the kudos. Where's a rotten tomato when you need one...

[alteredcapable]

what's the lame music?

fatty can't catch his breathe.

[dmtk10]

Psyhotic:D

[Agustin6004]

if i was a microsoft CEO id love the company too

[BrettShaw]

Idiot! LOL!

[macjules]

Not sure if it is an advert for Windows or one for the merits of Prozac ... Either way its a plus advert for why you should buy Mac.

[Mayflower109]

No comment necessary!

Instead of loving this company he should love the customers. I think that´s the real difference between Microsoft and Apple.

The other difference is: taste.

[gxxr1130]

I can't stop watching this and the other crazy ballmer video!!! I just got an iMac today. Best investment ever!!

[WackoX]

Lol, he is saying ''c'mon'' all the time, because he's copy of windows 2000 is stuck and doesn't want to start up!

[chunksloth]

Steve Ballmer > Steve Jobs

He would murder Jobs in a fight (as if Jobs wan't already dying)

[ig2nacho]

oh! and with your money if I were you, I will do something with my hair...

[ig2nacho]

Steve, your products sucks, but your reaction is completely understandable. If I were you I will be like that and worst.

[phoranea]

My windows vista acts just like this dude sometimes...

[elarabeylapatucha]

thats a good description of windows vista lol

[svenoO2]

stupid or what?

Macintosh 4 ever

[tcpiptv]

Sweating over security updates for Vista vulnerabilities can build up a lot of stress.

[kramer893]

Haha! true. If I didn't know what Microsoft or Apple was and I had to choose who to buy from based on the CEO, I think I would go with Jobs, even though I am a pc guy, Ballmer is just embarrassing.

[SteveMaisteRIta]

non è normale...ma daltronde è microsoft xD nato bacato xD

[KingAnden]

seraph101: Wow, haha. I usually dont reply to comments that are 3 weeks old, but this is fucking hilarious. You think youre so fucking hardcore with all your radical opinions bout stuff but its just time for you to get down to Earth and smell reality.

[starkydrc]

Rebajenle la dosis de cocaina a este paleto de pueblo

[intelinside1990]

jajajajajaja, tienes toda la razón... se ve tan ridículo gritando en el video...

[alexcross28]

So Tom Cruise is excited about his new girlfriend and jumps around on Oprah and he's vilified by the media. This guy is the CEO of one of the largest, most influential companies in the world and he acts like that and not hardly a mention in the press?

[mikeabundo]

The idiotic masses know what a movie star is. They don't know what a CEO is.

[FroLogic]

That's Careem Ebdual Obar right?

[leopardseal1]

Definite ankle sprain at 0.23. He'll need some frozen peas on that. Or just a load more cocaine.

[filippo333]

A Good bit of enthusiamsm towards Windows I see.

[larzo1337]

hes about to pass out at 0.55

[33steven33]

If you were an executive at microsoft you might this happy.. but if you were intelligent you'd already know that haha.. I get a kick outa stupidity

[seraph101]

Why the fuck would a title make you happy? Moron. This guy is a retard loser.

[Waffletamer]

Steve Ballmer is such a retard loser hes the head of Microsoft and will make more money then you will ever

[seraph101]

Yeah, because making money is what our lives are all about. You're a retard loser too, like Ballmer, and he will always be a moron no matter how much money he gets.