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  • When someone say "you just lost yourself a customer", I couldn't care less about him/her coming back. The less people I have to deal with attitude like that, the better. Also, I don't believe it for a second a person like that would not come back to Wal-Mart.

  • I had to deal with that guy at 2:28, the difference was is that it was about bread

  • THE SCENES FROM BLACK FRIDAY LOOK LIKE SCENES FROM DISASTER MOVIE! WHAT IS IT IN AMERICA? THE END AF THE WORLD? HUH? HUH?

  • It would be worth getting up just to watch the mad rush of no dignity.

  • Jeremy, you are actually an amazing actor...as well as being an intelligent, funny and intelligent person. You really need your own TV show.

  • someome once said "The customer is always an ASSHOLE"

  • LOOOL, thats when even a person without common sense knows that materialism has become extreme in their lives.

  • @atrghostfacekilla1 U r right I understand

  • Thank you Jeremy, this video is spot on. I worked retail for six years, mostly at Target. Your thoughts in this video are so redeeming to hear. People are belligerent animals. Most have no sense whatsoever when shopping. I had many middle aged mothers of two yell and swear at me because they were one day late for a sale on Wii games... Now I have a career as an artist and will never have to go back to that retail hell!

  • I spent this Black Friday working at Best Buy. I quit a couple weeks later. I think I'm done with retail for this lifetime.

  • Here's what I think about Black Friday:

    youtube.com/watch?v=RFZrzg62Zj­0

  • i worked black friday at derp-get...oh my god! 3 minutes in and i had been to hell and back about 8 times already O,o

  • THIS is why I NEVER GO SHOPPING on Black Friday.

    WHO'S WITH ME?

  • You are a great actor, Jeremy.

  • Now I know why mom and family let us watch LOTR all day on black Friday O_o 

  • I participated in Black Friday once. I didn't wake up too early because by the time I woke up, my aunt had already bought an HD TV and the only real problem I had at the stores was the long lines. It was the perfect middle spot because you don't get attacked, but you still get feel a little bit of shame for participating. After that, I don't see the point in waking up early for some stupid sales.

  • Americans...sigh

  • @TheSAEkid Better than having riots like your small ass country

  • @TehNeepbeepbop123 nice thats why 2/3 of the world hates america cause of people like you. well done.

  • @TheSAEkid Obviously they are jelous

  • @TehNeepbeepbop123 of crackheads, kkks, low iqs, dumb rednecks, teenage pregnancy, raicst assholes? yeah i am sure they are.

  • @TheSAEkid I know

  • @TheSAEkid The Fucking rest of the world.....sigh

    Can people just stop pretending they are somehow superior to other people

  • @cheddarz32 you are american i am guessing

  • @TheSAEkid Nope I'm just not an asshole but i moved to america when i was nine and cwent back to berlin when i was 18 I now live in spain

  • @cheddarz32 no one is pretending anything. rest of the world knows how americans are i am wondering how you have no clue about it. i mean i am american and i know how we are. who are you to judge us

  • @TheSAEkid The only person I'm judging is you, i know how americans are yeah they are assholes but its not like they arent worse in Czechoslovakia or Peru- In the I got fucked up twice in the same subway by a guy with a taser once and an unarmed man the second time in Russia I just don't see the point in judging americans for being idiots

  • @cheddarz32 look "buddy" there are ignorant idiots everywhere. only reason we judge ourselves like this because majority of our people are ignorant idiots. when you have one or two people it doesnt matter but when a large group of people does it, it's big deal. all and all i was just joking. if you lived in here long enough you would know we like to point out things and stereotype.

  • @cheddarz32 Oh and the second time i got robbed was for the tv i just bought- second time my shoes, its similar and i take it back judge whoever you want but just realize that americans are just Fuckin retards its way worse over here- ecxept spain nothing beats the hospitality of Barcelogna

  • @TheSAEkid no CONSUMERISM... sigh. JeremyJahns doesnt do this stupid shit. neither do alot of people i know. i know this is the internet, but come on quit with this prissy im-better-than-americans shit. it gets old real quick. your not perfect. noone is so stfu

  • i did go to black friday with a friend since we both work in retail we were cool when they didnt have wat we wanted so i got uncharted 3 for 30 bucks and i was happy unlike all the other people that were pissed that they were out of tvs. so if any one worked during black friday, massasive respect from this guy

  • On Black Firday I saved so much "Time" by not going... So I just stuffed my face with more Turkey!

  • any one who's says "the customer is always right" has never worked in retail.

  • @atrghostfacekilla1 that is absolutely true, i work in a museum and i LOVE it when the customer tries to corret history d(^.^)d

  • Here in Canada we dont have black friday and I still get that customer!!!!

    but the worst are ppl at selfscans,,,,,,,YOU NEED TO READ AND LISTEN!!! IS NOT THAT HARD

  • Myself > Apes > Goldfish > People who stand in line for Black Friday

  • lol America guy reminds me exactly of my father.

    PS. I'm exact opposite and I get pissed at him when he acts like that

  • ahhh jahns granny

    /watch?v=ALLaQPnXBNo

    slow down

  • When I asked the first guy standing (camping actually) on line, he told me he was there since monday,.... MONDAY!!! 4 freaking days....

  • can you uh...Can you rant on this more? Like a longer one? I can't help it! It's the BEST rant I've ever heard, topping the whole 2012 fiasco!

  • Black Friday Is worthless

  • @googlefish80 i remember the 1st time i heard Black Friday i thought it was an holiday for african americans but i agree it is worthless. wish it was never there

  • im british and we don't really celibrate thanks giving so i didn't no wat black friday was until i watched this

  • why is there a christmas song during black Friday?

  • holy shit... i didnt even know black friday existed. man that is some serious shit! i agree with you on the net shopping thing. my mom's been buying stuff online for a few months and she hasnt been clothes shopping once in those months. my brother bought infamous 2 and just cause 2 over the internet and though their was some delay on infamous just cause came in over a day!

  • I completely agree Jeremy!!

  • That guy that you impersonated is exactly like my dad. Not even joking on that.

  • remember remember the black friday of november.....

  • @JeremyJahns Can you please make more comedy sketches? I love your reviews but I think you need to make more of these :)... oh... and I'M NOT FUCKIN AROUND

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  • I like that bit of reverse psychology you had going on there, you almost had me fooled. We all stay home while you get stuff for 75% off. Yeah, not gonna happen buddy.

  • i love having thanksgiving in october. HA

  • dude wtf is with the ear ring!!! 

  • This vid never gets old....just like tombstone

  • Next Black Friday i'm going to as many retail places and giving out candy to all the employees!

  • im sorry but black Friday shopping at the mall is really fun!!!

  • dude one time my uncle waited in line for his ps3 and when he finaly got to the counter they where all sold out

  • hold space bar for slow mo!!

  • You just lost yourself a costumer. Haha.

  • my aunt worked at WalMart on black friday and she had to call the cops over a tv

  • that was super funny

  • that was super funy

  • Whenever caught in an arguement with a customer who is irrate because you don't have his item don't argue. Your boss (SHOULD) always back you up because that 1 customer isn't going to exclude your store he just wants to make you feel bad. Also get a supervisor or at least someone higher up on the food chain. (Full time > part time) because a full time employee should have the skills needed to end this confrontation peacefully (or at least not violently) and why the f___ did I bother saying that?

  • oh I know how that is I work at wal-mart XP I'm going to an online collage now hoping to get a better job and to get away from all the last minute shoppers >.> I mean honestly it seems like 90% of the population is last minute shoppers XP I know it's for the sales but like you said is it really that worth it XP

  • i love that song. "the most wonderful time of a year"

    

  • 2:29

    Whenever I see anyone doing this or anything even slightly similar to employees who- like you said- have less than no control over the issue, I just want the hit them in the head with a hammer. I appreciate that you hate these people as well.

  • OMG! Chet!

  • I remember restocking shelves for Target last Black Friday and everyone swarmed my cart all freakin day, followed by them getting upset at me for not having the correct item to restock even though we ran out of it 3 hours ago.

  • dude, is that an earring?

  • I got lucky one time on black Friday for gaming. Got 5 games for 60 bucks that would normally be 60 dollars each. Granted it was the only time I went to a Black Friday sale, so that I could see what it was like. Amazingly enough "sarcasm" I had never done it before.

  • Holy crap, that hick sounds just like my dad.

  • if you go to artesia new mexico,you can get ANYTHING there with no line,my dad got his flat screen at 8 pm at night,lol

  • Exactly what retail is like =) "false advertising! false advertising!" I call bullshit on that mate, I believe there's something called...oh I don't know..."Limited availability/whilst stocks last!". Still not a fan of Amazon considering that all 3 times I used it some Korean bastard cloned my card and the amount of prices they just outright undercut will eventually leave the physical store workers unemployed. Why have 100's of stores with 30 employees each when you can have a website with 20?

  • This is why i will never go back to retail!(my current job is great minus the rude customers and few hours. and i do mean few )I always want to say this to customer"PEOPLE go to on amazon no tax if that product is not sold in your state." but sadly there will be piss if you try to tell them. damn if you do damn if you dont

  • you should be a motivational speaker!

  • This is what the UN should do. Send in their "Peace Keepers" to all stores on black friday. They aren't doing a good job in other countries so let's give them something to do. They can insure the safety of all the animals that run in there to save little Timmy 5 bucks on a $500 dollar toy.

  • Jeremy from 2:27 - 3:08 is my job all the time.

  • black friday is just a way to make the executives laugh at us

  • Lol I showed up on Black Friday at a Walmart at 5...

    Deal on laptops (this one is fried) for $250...

    They'd only had 15. In THE VALLEY (Mesa, Phoenix, My town, etc)

    Turns out they'll hand them out to people who show up at 8 Thanksgiving night and they hold on to them until they can check out at 5.

    True story lol

  • I can understand how much pain and suffering retail employees goes through during Black Friday. I never worked in a retail store before but worked in a restaurant on black friday before and its similar except the bum rush of cattle's. But really people don't need to buy shit that they really don't need and is it worth it dying or getting injured over something that they think can save them $2. These people need to grow up and stop acting like freaking childrens

  • This video was so funny but at the same time it reminds me that i work at walmart and about 60% of the time i work there i have to deal with costumers just like the one you portrayed. lol

  • That customer he played is exactly what I dealt with on Black Friday this year, and I had to answer phones.

  • I used to work in retail and you hit the nail right on. Customers on Black Friday are certainly not human. I would say animals but that would be an insult to animals!

  • @JOM123456 I Quit Target worked til 1 am (yeah after store closed) was back Sunday morning at 6 am for $8 an hr? To have people bitch at me all day? Screw retail

  • On Black Friday at wal mart last year i stole soo much stuff lol

  • you get this in UK aswell and we dont really have black friday here. i hate customers like that so much the worst ones i had to deal with was when i worked in a game store and when i worked in a pound store. one day a customer was calling me for everything cos a game was recalled(it was even in the news as it was the smash bros game with the offensive song) i just walked away. as my manager banned him from the shop lol

  • PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE bring back Chet..

  • ive worked retail since i was 15 and seriously, these people come into the store and in the outside they are doctors and lawyers and whatever else, they come into the store and start acting like a 3 yr old child, and think that im personally launching some attack on them by not having the product they wanted,...because yeh as a minimum wage 15 yr old worker, i really call the shots in a multi billion dollar corporation...pretty sad when a 15 yr old displays more maturity than a 40 year old

  • Well if anything going to Black Friday would be good training for running with bulls. Theres a plus =p.

  • After f@#king YEARS of slavery in Retail Hell, I have to say...that this man is a F@#king voice of the oppressed!!! Yeah hell brotha!! ; )

  • omg that "shitty customer" is soooo accurate. its like when people walk into a store they lose all common sense and become wild animals.

  • what you explained in this video, are the exact same reasons why i sleep in and never touch a store on black friday untill like 3 in the afternoon, and chances are i usually end up getting one of the last items left and its what i wanted. lol go figure.

  • customers are fuckin stupid...every so often you get that customer who is actually more intelligent than the employee, but that does not happen very often. most people think that when they walk into a store they can automatically turn into little spoiled brats who bitch and complain if they don't get their way...or if they can't get something because its not in stock. and btw...parents, if you're kid is being a screaming crying twerp...leave the kid at home. the employees are not your babysitter

  • Yeah that slowmotion moment, you really caught it. Great editing.

  • i work at wal mart part time and i get all those costumers all the time. If you want more items don't talk to me lol talk to the manager.

  • omg that was amazingly funny at 2:28 HAHA

  • OH MY GOSH DUDE!!!! i work in the mall and this is so freakin true! people are so stupid

  • sooooooo true!!! u should try talking about celebs or something.. that would get you more veiws(:

  • went to black friday with my mother-in-law. wasnt there to buy a thing but i tell you what...It was the best! I have never seen so many bitchy old ladies. standing back and watching the elbows flowing and cat fighting is better than watching ultimate fighting. cant wait till 2010!!

  • yo man you are just so freking funny eespcially the guy with the hat missisipi talk ur hilarious man

  • This is one of the main reasons why I hated the retail/grocery jobs I've had. Everyone jumps on you if you don't have the item they want in the back room. The holidays are the worst, because EVERYONE waits until the last second to get what they want, and when they find out it isn't in stock because a million other people have done the same thing, they freak.

    Anyone working in retail knows the bs that goes on during the holidays(especially days like Black Friday), it's a nightmare.

  • down in canada we call it boxing day, oh god, its so bad...

  • That was great Jeremy. Love the vids. Your doing a great job. Keep em' coming. You should do a piece on why you tube has been so slow loading latley on their vids. I had to wait twelve minutes for this video to finally get done loading. I know it's not my computer. I checked everything. Some are saying you tube is doing it intentionally? Don't know, just want to watch my videos in peace without the hassel of videos stopping every five seconds. Later -A2G

  • What is worse than standing in line and not getting what you want if going back home, go on ebay, and finding out that some ass hole bought all lap tops that were on sale and is now making 50 to 70 bucks more from the sale price. Oh, gatta love those fucken scalpers.

  • Luckily we don't celebrate Thanksgiving here in the UK. So we don't have the hell that is Black Friday :P

  • So true people need to get their priorities in order. It is so worldy of them to waste their thanksgiving waiting in line to "probably" be that #5. To save what? a hundred bucks? Family is so much more important than any item that they can throw at you on sale. I wish we could just go back to the days when this season was about family and being together and just being grateful for having eachother. Nope, its a consumer driven world and i am not a material girl.

  • You so need to be on tv. Your stuff is awsome!

  • Dude, I sympathize...ouch!

  • haha thanks, off to hell (work) now =D

  • Dude, I worked in retail for almost 10 years (for Wal-Mart, in Missouri), and Chet's portrayal of the disgruntled Black Friday shopper brought back some horrific memories. 5 stars for reopening old wounds and providing me with 'Nam-esque flashbacks. I'm gonna go cry on some left over turkey now.

  • hahaha

    that made my day

  • Haha. My sympathies friend. I myself have had to bear the brunt of Black Friday shoppers at one time. It was almost an obligation to show it as accurately as possible. lol

  • @JeremyJahns i realy enjoy ur youtube like hybridwolf55 said u should be on tv matter of fact F it for now its the Jeremy Show intill that happens lol

  • glad i Sub' to u

  • I sorta thought you had a black eye. lol

  • Going to Guitar Center tomorrow...but not at 5am. At like, 2pm. 15% off anything is hard to pass up...

  • Yay, More Mississippi Man!

  • that so fun I work at walmart and it is that way. U have to look both way before come out of a aisle.

  • Dude, that was immensely educational..lol

    Great video and great advice!

  • I am not delusional nor do I have money to spend on hot ticket items like ipods and PS3s. Who gets those? I am honestly wondering if everyone else in the world spends way past their budget or I'm really really poor cause I can't justify spending 200 bucks on an Iphone for anyone especially myself.

  • still a fan of you

  • The "I'm not fuckin around" thing needs to make a comback, It was what i most looked forward to at the end of each video.

  • damn dude, this video had me almost in tears laughing so hard. I worked retail for a while and you nailed it. That tv thats on sale marked down 1000 bucks, guess what, thats still above cost. Companies mark up prices so these sales can look appealing. It's all a big joke. Also here in NY some dude died cuz assholes ran in and trampled.These stores can use tickets if they want people to get there early. Instead they choose to create a frenzy. Assholes. total assholes. I order everything online.

  • Yeah, I worked retail at a point, so I sympathize with retail employees. Tomorrow; all the worst traits about people will come out 10 fold. It's circular reasoning; Stores have Black Friday sales because people go, people go because stores have black friday sales. Black Friday is like if Hell had a kid with chaos while having an affair with greed, and then had a child called lack of impulse control. If only people realized that if they didn't go; the chaos would stop.

  • As a retail worker I completely agree. Wish me luck.

  • Good luck man......and quit as soon as you can. lol

  • Your right it isn't worth it. If only other people just didn't care about Black Friday but sadly allot of people are greedy assholes. Its good to see that you are still using the redneck Chet in your videos. I think everyone has been that employee being cussed out for not having the item that they think you can magically pull out of thin air.

  • woah, that shopping scene was like something from 28 days later....

  • kung fu skills?? check!

    tiger claws? check!

    cut throat attitude?? check!

    im ready for this black friday! redneck stile!

  • Not kimbo!! :(

  • Hahaha. I am using that "How much if your dignity worth?" Day for sure.

  • i fucking love when you do the redneck, sadly the town i live in is FILLED with people just like that (if not worse)

  • i gotta favorite this..since i work in retail..its funny and sooo TRUE!

  • aahahahahahah the Red Neck part was funny lol

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