Cake- Never There

[PunkyRachel]

at 0:47, I love the old fashion flip cell phone! God I miss the 90's

[TheChai0628]

I wish he could`ve had revenge in the end, but the best way is to not care, be gangsta. I first heard this on 90s hits radio. This is my 26th favorite song.

[justplayfm]

This video was just added to a music playlist at JustPlay.fm

[drs581]

wow thats a really old cell phone hahahahaha



[brodiem21]

i saw them at doheny days on sunday sooooooooooooooooo awesome the trumpet live is so amazing i had to change my pants cuz i came so much

[jafooky123]

I've always been a fan of band that use off-mic singing and horns...so it seems like Cake is a perfect fit for me.

[ricardo1226]

THIS TRUMPET MAKES GIRLS PANTIES SOAK

[Evilrose0611]

never knew there was a video for this song:o

[EastmanFilm]

Great song, but the video sucks, sadly.

[MarinVillalpando15]

First time I heard this song was in my art class in 7th grade. My teacher was a big fan of Cake and the Beatles as well. :)

[SwedenJB]

blasting of this song + early Green Day and Offspring = my childhood.

[MarinVillalpando15]

@SwedenJB I second this memory :)

[monkbunk]

I hope I don't offend anyone, but I think Cake should be the current popular dance band.

I know it's not their target. [Or not. I don't know. ._.] But seriously, I want to dance to most of their songs.

[Robogabriel]

@monkbunk While I'd prefer that they keep their unique sound, I can see them working with a more dance-oriented producer to have a contemporary sound. I don't think they'd be down with it, tho, as John McCrea is pretty serious about having a sound that uniquely theirs.

[monkbunk]

@Robogabriel No, I like their sound the way it is. It's just that their songs very danceable and I don't understand why I've never seen anyone dance to Cake.

Like for example, the Distance has a very classic beat that is very good for breakdancing routines. But I tried googling any dance routines to the Distance and I could only find one.

[evansh87]

Lol at the old school cell phone

[SnMcDouble]

I <3 Cake

[jacthejays]

I guess 188 ppl are never there.

[fotherrr1297]

Eeee :3 @TaylorEatWorld

[TaylorEatWorld]

@fotherrr1297 Oh there she is now :D

[TaylorEatWorld]

While I will say that long distance relationships are difficult to maintain, I can proudly say that this song in no way reminds me of mine :) I love her so much, and we trust each other with our lives. Being 800 miles away hasn't stopped us, and we've seen each other multiple times, always for over 2 weeks. I'm flying to see her again in October, and I can't wait!

[2rodrigues]

Fuckin stupid, now some shits not available on mobile devices, go back to how it was before

[WhatTheDuckVids]

Cake is awesome. They're so weird XD

[roush26]

they remind me of "los amigos invisibles" like they are a latin counterpart

[Lustersnake101]

edward norton the truck driver!!!

[Shpat77]

they are good live

[urquattro196]

sigh, will touch her in two weeks yes a sigh sounds like ennngghh (Star Trek IV Captain! there be Whale songs her!) ennngghh will I jump her, you know, and yes we are not whale sized about 61 KG each just whale song, no whales, just two humans, gawd I miss her, yes, of course, well ya know, I will make her sigh very deeply, she and I used to date in High School she is now a svelte 53 I am 57, yes photo available on request, make you jealous

[zuma5278255424]

at like :56 - 58 he looks a lot like that one actor, but i can't remember his name

[johnkickass27]

@zuma5278255424 edward norton?

[zuma5278255424]

@johnkickass27 Yeah :P

[JonnyLikesPie]

attention- it is now mandatory to listen to a trumpet solo everyday...that is all

[urquattro196]

@JonnyLikesPie snicker, spot on Jonny

[helpmejebus03]

Love the cowboy hats! Very sexy.

[TheGreatHuzzah]

Youtube mix for cake.......hahhaha!!WTF!!!

[ri0tgrrl71]

Im wondering right now, havent spoken more than 6 minutes, online even, to my ldr (1400mi) in the past 6 days...left friday, msged 3 min on sunday, one 6.5 line email on tuesday, and 3 min msging on wed..."youre never ever ever ever there...."

[blahbluebird]

this song explains my relationship

[kerryindallas]

My first love was from there 2nd lp- going the distance. And hell, today is my b'day, I'm 40...

[kerryindallas]

Love Cake.



[debster54]

Truck driver looks better than dudes in speedos.

[xXzbrianzXx]

The Cake is a Lie.

[BeastBlackhawk07]

@xXzbrianzXx This Cake isn't.

[xXzbrianzXx]

@BeastBlackhawk07 Nope.



[BeastBlackhawk07]

@xXzbrianzXx How dare you.

[xXzbrianzXx]

@BeastBlackhawk07 I agreed with you tho. :o

[BeastBlackhawk07]

@xXzbrianzXx Shhhhh....we can't let the Cake Haters know about this conversation.

[xXzbrianzXx]

@BeastBlackhawk07 Ok >.>

[BeastBlackhawk07]

@xXzbrianzXx Thanks, friend.

[niko64561]

haha! sexy men in speedos!

[1in6win]

I've been with a girl who lives in Alaska and I live in Texas. The past year has been difficult. Shes hear 4 months out of the year. But its hard.

[brainlicker1]

The Cake is not a lie.

[goombabear]

I want more music like this.

[napoleanflash]

WHEN I NEED YOU BABY YOUR NEVER THERE.DO YOU EVEN MISS ME.YOUR NEVER THERE.LONG DISTANCE....LONG DISTANCE......CREATE A VIDEO...VIDEO RESPONSE..DO U WANT ME. LOL,,,,,GORILLA CAKE MAKE ME SAY...PHONE CHAT BABE!

[chelsonator420]

184 people are never there....shame shame shame

[purejshots1]

Lol i had a long distance relationship she wanted to break up. So i sent this song in a message and said goodbye.

[ChickenVendetta]

Bang!

Gone.

[SMWssaamm]

The tv had pigs on it

[leveethewall]

on that first beat on the drum, someone shud have hung up that phone.... that wudda been cool

[jaydoubleyouess]

0:44 haha

[1MudDobber2]

there all dressed like illegal immigrants..just need more turquoise.

[danmx1970]

183 people are never there!

[caitlinlikestopaint]

With these guys, the Cake is never a lie.

[JoeyClimax]

Make a commitment and keep it. Not hard to comprehend and easy to do.

[lolsebasstian]

:/

[Agiinor]

Listened to this song on a plan ride. I ended up skydiving back to the ground. Perfect song for the occasion.

[sothatswhathapppened]

edward norton?

[killingbeck98]

why must people post stupid comment that only start retarded disagreements.....IF YOU DONT LIKE THE SONG THATS COOL BUT YOU DONT NEED TO COMMENT ABOUT IT! we all have our own opinions

[FreedomForceX]

@killingbeck98 Thats just like your opinion man

[killingbeck98]

@FreedomForceX NOT A MAN...woman :)

[Gorlax23]

I WANT TO KNOW THAT SOLO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[gaiarahma]

he really love this song

[mrguitarmaster12321]

1:01 epic trumpet solo

[ChonksterAU]

I have a gf that lives 900kms from me....this song fits me to a T. She is in the losing interest phase after 18 months. This is how chicks do it, they just drop off and stop making contact without explanation. They say it's because they do not want to hurt your feelings, than be honest. Lets all gather some baggage to take with us! lol. Truth is golden.

[mrfuzzyknuckles]

Ha. the dislike bar is as big as justin beibers penis

[hihihippl]

@mrfuzzyknuckles good one.... sigh. unoriginal shithead.

[finalbossmachinima]

Anyone else want to hear Cake play Jonathan Coulton's "Still Alive" just because of the band name?

[WhatTheDuckVids]

@finalbossmachinima YES YES YES

[rabobanks]

as of now there are 181 dislikes. the only explanation is that those dislikes were indeed mistakenly clicked during the intended click of the "like" button. it is near impossible for anyone to dislike this song.

[uirukun]

Cake....Never There....GLaDOS

[JoeyClimax]

Hey yo Mike! Flyers rock!

[greentea1494]

GODDAMN I love Cake......

[imijpop]

This one's for you Chad Lee.

[lif2k3]

Yeaaa.. baby.. you never there!

[67Bellingham]

Smoking hot stripper + Cake's Never There = Best Night Ever!

[racoonpooon]

IM EATING CAKE RIGHT NOW!! IM YELLING!



[kanasolo]

r y t h m :)

[Togglebog96]

@kanasolo thats actually not how you spell it...

[moveitninja]

@GimmeShelterNM  lol, that is exactly why i looked this song up tonight. stupid long distance relationships.

hooray for cake

[goombabear]

love it

[chevysmile420]

I remember this being on the now 2 cd haha i loved that cd.

[Roxxy381]

Ha, this makes me feel old.

[cheeseParlor]

trumpitereness

[the0real0Suraru]

epic trumpet rift

[brittanyismoney]

Nice 90s cellphone, haha.

[MrPantsMann]

as always cake is briliant. can they ever be beaten?

[Happymealify]

@MrPantsMann Yeah. They can. They are good, but Modest Mouse is even more brilliant.

[KrazyMonkeyBoy808]

@MrPantsMann I wonder if they can be eaten?

[LokcedUot]

@MrPantsMann First time I read this, I thought you were asking if they could be eaten.

[TheComingApocalypse]

The cake is never there. Therefore, it is a lie.

[GimmeShelterNM]

i feel this one for sure, got a girl who i barely ever see in person.. effing long distance cell phone relationships suck. i love cake so much

[urquattro196]

long distance relationships are difficult to maintain, I know she lives 4 hours away, and I am starting to hate it, she makes it so hard, is she asleep or out?

she says she misses me but does not answer the phone or email, very frustrating, I think, that is the problem, I don't know what to think, say goodbye or hey girl! where are we?

[ZiggySmoke420]

@urquattro196 cause she's there for someone else.... "Sad but True".

[urquattro196]

@ZiggySmoke420 no I have discovered she is space cadet, she loses her phone constantly, leaves it at work, leaves it in her car, on in a room in her home, I have a space cadet for a girl friend, yes Major Tom, female version, she just focuses on other things and forgets about the phone, and Ziggy, thanks for the reply, yes I do mean that. best regards, Bill, yeah I have the first generation quattro queen black in my garage

[Sauron767]

@urquattro196

try being 1000 miles apart for 2 years, suspicion leads quick dude

[urquattro196]

@Sauron767 I think Kathleen and I are both being honest being apart by 250 miles, yeah I know suspicion, her banging any 20 something from the Whidbey island AFB long term relationship and at a distance is tough, we will see

[pbgd3]

@urquattro196

Give it up if there is no end game... This goes for anyone, if you are not moving towards something you are stagnating as a person. If you stagnate as a person the other party will lose interest.

Lose lose.

[urquattro196]

@pbgd3 she and i are ok, she is religious, me not, that has become the issue she does the magic sky gawd, I do not do bronze age religion, she does

[monsterfox9797]

@urquattro196 dude, im 13 and i had a long distance relationship with a 16 year old, and she turned out to be a hoe. she went to a party and we were texting, then she stops for like an hour. thn she finally texts back and told me she did bad things, which was she got sick and a guy was helping her, but she had sex with that guy.

its really hard bro. (thats what she said)

[urquattro196]

@monsterfox9797 Kathleen and I still loyal to each other, it is called trust and being honest and human, I am sorry she (your now ex girlfriend violated your trust BADLY) there are honest women out there, wait for one, it took me 57 years to find her, you will find the right woman in within 10 years I promise, relax, she will be worth the wait, when you find her, be honest, be honest and don't cheat like that girl did

[7implodingsquirrelz]

@urquattro196 4 hours ain't that far. My wife is still in Germany and I am in Arizona, we communicate often, and always make ourselves available to the other. There is a foundation of trust that a couple must have before a relationship can thrive. On the flip side of that I had an ex that I thought I loved, and indeed I was quite found of her, she cheated on me 3 weeks into basic training. I liked this chick a lot, thoughts of marriage sauntered through my head. Still same state. Distance<luv

[urquattro196]

@7implodingsquirrelz , yes just spent 1.5 hour with Kathleen on the phone, feel much better about us, and am very proud of your family's sacrifices for our country,, godspeed 7implodingsquirrelz, you ever need anything, just ask

[youpon1000]

@urquattro196 i have had the exact same problems..

[urquattro196]

@youpon1000 I have found being too busy in the day to talk has improved our contacts in the evening, silly game to play considering I am 57 and she is 23,, err, I meant 53 she is fifty three, I am not hugh hefner

[Hunterdivine]

@urquattro196 there's a delete button... you could've deleted and then posted instead of explaing the typo.

[KlavyeDelikanlisii]

bu  videoyu gönderen piç seni avare avare sikerim seni

[ultradownloads]

classica

[lorraineeyukina]

Essa música é doida !!!!

[heroestale]

Homophobe.

[josejosecuba14]

this is gay

[MommySmallz]

@josejosecuba14 so why are on this page watching/listening?? This song friggin ROCKS and u proly werent even born when it came out! Go take ur gay comments elsewhere you little twit!!!!

[SourRevenge]

2:44 Worst part of the song >:(

[DGuillen74]

This song is the shit! "If you want me, why can't you just show me?!" I remember when this first came out

[norbertsited]

@DGuillen74 On the phone long, long distance

Always through such strong resistance

First you say you're too busy

I wonder if you even miss me

[collectivelight]

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Pizza.

Pizza who?

Cake!

[LoneSWarrior]

THE CAKE WAS "NEVER there" a.k.a. the lie.

[GoodgriefMaltese]

@LoneSWarrior Hey remember when that was in portal,y'know before it was the worst meme since chuck norris jokes

[astromillie]

The cake is on fire!

[Sweetpickelsalad]

love the horn

[donkeykongman0]

The cake is a lie

[Bllackguard666]

179 people were never there.

[MissSic555]

*Eu sou um caminhoneiro

[GokuVegeta1983]

That's how I feel whenever I buy cake, next day, its never there...

[Pokey313]

Probably one of the best songs ever.

[NinjaBooKitty]

@Pokey313 Except for Guitar....

[ButterKnifeRampage]

@warco5 I agree. I just hate overdone Portal references.

[CoooolBeaanz]

I'm 14 and I really love this song, I didn't just find it either,

I kind of grew up with it?

[LegoBatmanCentral]

@CoooolBeaanz Me too. I remember being like 5 and asking my mom to play it over and over again.

[TheJoe417]

i love this song

[Raidersfreakal]

bacon :)

[derkomissar100]

Been a Cake fan for years. Never watched this video. The whole "country singer/trucker look is hilarious. Totally blows away the mental image I've had in my mind of these guys all along.

[NoTimeForBreathing]

:) love it

[treeman258]

good day sir.

[treeman258]

@davidallenroth well first he is a damn good singer. but what matters isnt just how well he sings, it's what he sings about. If you like people (I'm not even going to call them "singers") like rebecca black, you can screw off and go listen to to them. but cake is not only a good sounding band, its songs carry a way deeper message than, say, saturday being tomorrow and thursday coming afterwards.

[RaybertJ101]

@treeman258 I love you! No homo! : )

[davidallenroth]

this guy cant sing worth a shit.....

[Schwartzhund]

You're never there my own self interest...... but GOD I love the band that is Cake!

[Ribeyeangus]

Girls who cheat are spineless.

[hihihippl]

@Ribeyeangus but when men do it, it's A OK!

[T3hSin3r]

@Ribeyeangus no their cunts

[zeratti]

@Ribeyeangus same as men who cheat mate, not being sincere is the real blow

[WaldoBlvd]

A Ford Probe?

[conman5304]

@WaldoBlvd Pontiac Trans Am...

[dagloc]

Watching Cake makes me feel like when i've read a really great book and then watch the movie....so not how I pictured in my mind =/

[happyjack585]

if women didn't exist, earth would be a smoldering crater

[EZDuzIt1979]

Women are freakin' evil , but can't help but luv'em ......Dammit!!!!

[AnHeroDesu]

everyone here is globalizing a personal meaning.. just enjoy the song.

[Zeraninator]

@AnHeroDesu What's wrong with that?

[sanjurodog]

Always Here

[mdjulian100]

this song is so awesome grew up on rock and alternive

[JOHNBASS117111]

YEAH AND 178 PEOPLE WERE NEVER THERE

[HelloKitty4622]

this is a pretty cool song

[vreneeify]

This song is sounds cool..I just can't get enuff of it.. I like the words the riffs...everything...I was listening 2 it on radio and had 2 see who sung it...I would have never guessed the dude looked like that... and that's not a put down...b/c 2 me the way the song sounds doesn't seem like that type of music...its sounds like a mix between alternative, country and rock..

[mrbug825]

@Derka33

I Love Women.

They're so soft and they always smell so good.

The world would be a MUCH better place if they ran everything!

You sound a bit upset. Love is always a work in progress.

The more YOU put in, The more YOU get out. It's that simple, Buddy.

But it sounds like you're the one always taking.

That's why she's, "Never There."

[reptilenogs]

mums always there mums always there

[linoel7589]

sir yes sir...i would be there

[KillDannyMOSH]

I would be there for him <3

[Mark18240]

Newbie me on the Cake bus-they are really fun, very musical and totally unpretentious. Kereoki places all have (only) three of their songs so I end up doing short skirt long jackt and now learning this one-forgert the third. Garage band on steroid with a coronet.

[scorpionjak]

Just listened to this band today for the first time. And they're already fucking awsome.

[swgurrl]

Derka 33 You must be Gay . Oh well more for me and oh yes i agree with you , most definitley FUCK the WOMEN!!!!!!

[nfsoccer11]

cake mix...hahaha

[mandicary]

Its my birthday today...I need my Cake.

[ben5able]

@mandicary Happy Birthday!!

[Fabulous70s]

@mandicary

Just left a piece on the Italian leather sofa. Anyway, you Never there...Happy birthday from the Distance...from Mexico :)

[nfsoccer11]

1:00 Edward Norton truck driver....

[bhig3]

@nfsoccer11 John McCrea

[Bllackguard666]

@nfsoccer11 Yah, does look a bit like em. Ed I think had a bit of a slimmer face, but still....he does look like him. :D