Daniel Tosh - Completely Serious- part 1 (BEST QUALITY ON YOUTUBE)

[sreinvention]

VvVvV yep. But seriously, him joking or not. Don't fuck with someone's meditation. It's like your trying to read a really good book, or play a really good video game or watch a really good movie, and someone won't stop talking, trying to tell you how to be the mission or keeps talking throughout every scene or trying to tell you the movie. Meditating is for healing, don't fuck with someone's brain ointment lol.

[kralenpregn]

Whether you'r offended by some of his jokes or not, This man is a comedic genius. His jokes have layers. What a delivery! What one gets out of his humor depends on the interpreter's intelligental depth. Go ahead Webster, you can add that one.

[freshprinceofbalham]

If you expand the video you don't have to look at the shit on the side unless you like it

[bioplazma]

Just when u think its gonna last *sigh* hes a good comedian

[danielcxt]

Tosh and Dane Cook are absolutely the cripplingly worst comedian I've ever had the displeasure of listening to

[shadowglen20]

@danielcxt calm down and go read a snapple

[humanplanet54]

whos the dick? lol

[omnitrix20]

JUICY JUICY JUICY!

Best line ever.

[coolkid92003]

@PorroFirst I don't have to stare because I'm watchIng it on my mobile hahahahaha

[cookevillecavs63]

HE HAS VOSS WATER! a rare delicacy in the great state of Tennessee. every time i see one, i must buy the rest in the cooler!

[fsulloyd]

@cookevillecavs63 Gayest comment ever

[cookevillecavs63]

@fsulloyd actually, i think danielcxt had the gayest comment ever... i was just stating a fact that Voss is rarely seen in the southern states!

[DW2727]

@cookevillecavs63 People in Tennessee normally drink "City Punch" right? "aka" tap water :)

[ScottLivesHere]

scott allen stand up. check it out

[Seige0014]

Good 4 u asshole

[AnAtreyu534]

I am using swype

[Seige0014]

I wonder where he gets his jokes

[Seige0014]

This guy is great !

[EM3ERS]

Funnier than his stupid Tosh.0 shit

[Bucsfan818]

how bout you watch the video in fullscreen and stop bitching about zits

[cherrytatau]

Haa

[giginac11]

funniest thing ever!!!! LMFAO

[demonson161]

hey man welcome to fuckin heaven... you can swear??? FUCK YEaa

[NWAx253]

Thas fucked up kinda↓

[TheCollectorEX]

I totally agree that god should just finish the job and destroy New Orleans. Just everyone there dies. Dirty ass people. Who agrees:)

[shelby4369]

I'm suprised he hasn't been on a Comedy Central Roast

[BlakAttk]

He sounds diff than he does on tv

[alcibiades28]

Greg giraldo is dead not Daniel Tosh

[bosco31773]

Lame.  Didn't laugh once.

[partieboi37]

@bosco31773 cool story bro

[daberko120ch]

@bosco31773 Then click on part 2

[jethrowomber]

TRANSCRIBE AUDIO ON LOL

[jethrowomber]

HEY HEY YOU....don't forget to go put your clothes in the dryer.

your welcome :)

[haybrittper12]

Welcome to fuckin heaven.

[fraserdevreese]

lol yes 4chan

[PorroFirst]

Bothers me that I have to stare at that huge zit on the side while trying to enjoy the clip.

[DinkyMax]

@PorroFirst then watch it in full screen lol

[HockeyG33]

@PorroFirst Switch to fullscreen, champ. Gotta start thinking outside the box.

[911Smurf]

@HockeyG33 And in the scenario when full screen doesnt work like on my computer?

[Aerolover16]

@PorroFirst I finally figured out I should make it big screen.

[LmaoSherlock]

@PorroFirst fullscreen or half screen. no zit.

[twiggcrayon]

@PorroFirst They made full screen for a reason.

[MrJahka]

@PorroFirst

I used AdBlock on it.

[myleskreiter]

@PorroFirst resize your browser window

[1990banks]

@PorroFirst Turn off the lights Extension FTW!! :)

It blacks out everything but the video

[Boatspecialist796]

@PorroFirst

then fullscreen the clip

[c5ster]

@PorroFirst - Me too, just go full screen to be rid of it!

[idontnoapassword]

@PorroFirst that aint no zit thats a llong DICK.

[korn4422]

Yeah wtf is going on here? Everyone trying to pull our legs or some shit?

[Flapswitch13]

Haha he ain't dead

[justbuythecookies]

Daniel Tosh IS NOT dead.

[drummaboy2346]

Tosh isn't dead lmao

[S4NCT1FY]

@drummaboy2346 Fullscreen, Fixes everything.

[GabyGyG]

can some 1 please explain what happen to him. about 2-3 months ago l started listenin to him in pandora and got adicted to his comedy please some1 tell me

[sobelizard1104]

Tosh is not dead. I've got tix for an April show.

[MrAlmightyCornholio]

@sobelizard1104 u live in west Florida?

[galinrizov]

@sobelizard1104 in the LOU ? ;p

[SuperMARVELLOVER]

What!!! He's Gone!?!? : O

[TVRaf]

why the hell is everyone saying he's dead?

[SportsGuy2194]

@TVRaf No one is saying that...

[theprestigeone407]

I googled his death with no results, quit bullshittin

[Pager1991]

TROLOLOLOL

[cyrllis]

His show was hilarious! RIP 

[Varguitas10]

Rip =/

[falla121]

Tosh.0 Will never be the same.

Rest in peace sweet prince.

[christy9666]

tosh I can't believe you're gone RIP

[arsetogob]

Damn man I can't believe this shit, just heard it on the radio...RIP Daniel!!! You were the man!

[davebond002]

Rest in Peace Daniel Tosh. I'll miss you dearly!

[RockmanII7]

It's such a shame to lose such a funny person at such a young age, RIP Mr. Tosh you will be missed.

[WaiehuWarrior96793]

RIP (you were never that funny)

[oniromane]

Rest In Peace...

[christy9666]

RIP DANIEL TOSH WE'LL MISS YOU

[TheKaliche]

RIP Tosh.

[Etheross]

Rest in peace :( We'll miss you!

[guillaumetony]

Damn, RIP Daniel Tosh, we will miss you...

[bjames1530]

RIP

[DanielCortezy18]

You were a great comedian. You will be surely missed.

[cyaspy]

RIP man :/ We'll miss you. you were the funniest man alive

[360Jones]

Rest In Peace

[koolguy874]

tosh is coming to south bend indiana WOOOOOO!

[ncheelz28]

tosh should host snl

[3636Clarence]

germanamericanable Ja wahrheit. I found this on Wikipedia

[virginiatechfanx]

i prefer george carlin

[aubby94]

had to watch this to get ready for season primmere tonight!!!!!!

[mztweety1374]

He is wonderfully evil

[Alvinloser1]

Every time I come across a video complaining about having a zit in the recommended video section, I look over and lo and behold, there is no zit video. What's up with that?

[germanamericanable]

@Alvinloser1 Yeah, I watched this post and there was this gross video post on the side with "The World's largest zit" and this dude has a huge tennis ball sized zit on the back of his neck. No, I didn't watch it. 

[mathman42point4]

Juicy, Juicy, Juicy!!!!

[musicvevorocktv]

some needs to flag that zit videos



[NATA5II]

I'm glad he focuses on his comedy more than his wardrobe.

[OverDosed018]

@NATA5II

Oh suuuure judge ppl by what they wear.... you stupid shit

[klaephoster]

Tosh is funnier than that one guy only 13 year olds watch, Dane Cook

[sircambam]

I thought this was going to be as bad as his show but he is a good comedian, I like his elitist standup.

fuck his show and those fucking punchlines though

[jimmyjonjames68]

Daniel Tosh is a good example of why Dave Chappelle left Comedy Central. He's just another sorry comic willing to dish out cheap offensive jokes for a hefty sum paid by some white boys who make too much money themselves.

[Grey249]

@jimmyjonjames68 Yeah, I don't like his humor in this video; comedy doesn't have to be offensive, racial slurs for the sake of a few cheap laughs. And his presentation is almost arrogant, I don't see the appeal.

[germanamericanable]

@Grey249 Comedians are just like food or music. People have different tastes. What offends one person may not necessarily offend someone else. The guys a comedian, not exactly someone that you seek out for serious social commentary. A politician can say all sorts of "nice sounding" stuff, and it could be fake, pathetic or just outright lies. I'd rather watch a comedian and risk getting offended.

[MrSupernerd1300]

@germanamericanable YES everyone who watches this needs to understand that.

[3636Clarence]

Can you believe it - Tosh was born in West Germany but grew up in Florida - and his father was a preacher !,!

[germanamericanable]

@3636Clarence No, I can't believe it. Someone born in West Germany, get out of here...THAT can't happen! ?????

[lulullemon1]

he's so cute.

[tickedoffnow]

DANIEL TOSH IS A GENIUS XD

[fckinheaven123]

AHAAH i love fuckin heaven :D

[ibedoinwork21]

Hey Daniel could you have Dave Chappelle on the show? Like soon.... UNITY!

[Actuvishun]

Nothing beats whacking off markhansen26.

[TheScottyboy2424]

no one likes Tito so true

[Adamswhackycircus]

Hmmm... I just slammed 9 jews in my fridge....

[xXRonnieRainbows]

I like him better on the show....dont say next joke comon now....

[petesashowoff]

Ron Paul

[markhansen26]

Meditating does help clear the mind; it sure beats whackin off.

[phsycoticchicken47]

Why does this vid have a link to "BIGGEST ZIT ON PLANET EARTH!!!!" ?

[mas0n13]

As seen on Alien UFOs

[Alppeozone]

I love seasons

[samantha8904]

fans: your over confidence is your weakness

Daniel tosh - "the faith in my jokes is yours"

[samantha8904]

that's a huge zit

[thebrez1228]

What is the intro song? I've heard it before!

[danhayabusa]

god I fucking hate when people don't let the speaker talk... every god damn 20 seconds they go WHOOOOO and they clap

[CamWilkinson37]

Did anyone else shiver at the size of the zit...?

[germanamericanable]

@CamWilkinson37 Not really a shiver, more like a "cringe".

[jneer688]

i knew

[haltomont]

@XRawrXFearXMeX1 ...actually the insult was "sissy"...bet you'd like to eat him Rawr no?

[MrCowman268]

@ManFromOverThere u r a dumb ass

[kmack4427]

he is more enthuastic there then when i saw him haha

[chezz111]

He didn't rip off RWJ. Tosh is actually funny. Ray has lost his humour. I don't even watch Ray anymore, he makes no one laugh. Tosh is racist but he's racist to everyone.

[haltomont]

Fuck off tosh yer funny as hell but still a butt surfer...lay off Canada or we won't save your oil industry with gunk from the tar sands...sissy

[Arbioxdabest1]

@haltomont umad bro? cant take a joke? lol

[XRawrXFearXMeX1]

@haltomont I doubt he feels any threat from someone who's best insult is "butt surfer."

[beanzjnt13]

I love this guy I laugh so hard until I can't breath

[tickedoffnow]

@beanzjnt13 I LOVE DANIEL TOO :)

[DutchLegacy666]

he reminds me of Jensen. he also showed 2 girls 1 cup to his entire audience

[kenpowoody]

i like that he talks shit on everything everyone actually thinks of but is scared of sounding rascist or ignorant

[ThemOldaBoys]

6:08 - The way he says "seasons".

[ryandoe11]

Dankkk

[RabuPep]

I think his humor comes from how he acts, not just the jokes. The single effect he's going for is over-confident bastard, which the way he acts and his jokes point to. It's a different kind of stand up.

[KcMghost1]

People who hate him for his comedy is stupid, that's not his real self all together he does this for the entertainment he has writers and lawyer behind him so he can say mainly anything he wants. But if you don't like him because of that, that's plain stupidity. If you were a comedian you'll do anything that your viewers/fans would like; just to get paid. That's mainly what he is doing. I love tosh* he's funny but he also has writers so it also not him but how he says it is awesome :D thank you

[codywold]

really bcw you dont know fucking comedy when you see it fag

[bwc3821]

Tosh makes Dane Cook look funny.

[MrJamesswag]

Seen* massive fail, carry on you illiterate bastard

[MrJamesswag]

@manbearbigdanny that is some of the worst spelling I have ever seene

[JEEROI]

why the fuck is there a zit in the recommended videos

[jazzbojackson]

@JEEROI  haha wtf thats funny

[showstopafacesmaka]

@JEEROI thats what i said lol

[beastabuelos]

@JEEROI because it was on his show

[alfred87cron]

@JEEROI creepy isnt it, its like its watching us, watching it

[MrNewVegas9]

@JEEROI because it's something daniel tosh would watch

[rayc4440]

@JEEROI almost threw da fuck up

[ciaochowbella]

@JEEROI Because YT is fucked off.

[ArctusCanusLupus]

@JEEROI agreed thank goodness for adblockers ability to block specific images

[ungrisrmy87]

@JEEROI  I think its the cyst, (sist, syst? can't spell it) from one of the Tosh.0 episodes ...not sure though might just be something random -_-

[blatimir]

@ungrisrmy87

Inflamed atheroma, actually...

[9tailfox2007]

@JEEROI because that video was on tosh.0 and well daniel tosh is the host. idk its the only connection i can make

[Seige0014]

He somoan get it right dammit

[Virtace3]

his "over confidence" is ppart of his comedy

stingy bitches!

[Skiingrules11]

@Virtace3 yea i find it really funny

[Dekan]

...and then i went back watching CK and Carlin

[korneliss]

I kept watching hoping for him to become funny, but no luck.

[bestintheworld5]

U SUCK U OVER CONFIDENT BASTARD

[CamandGregMontages]

@bestintheworld5 shut.up.

[manbearpigdanny]

@bestintheworld5 Ur a deuchbag

[jbmoser]

Lmao @ 3:58

[HayHoney1]

God i fucking love him!!!

[OfficialLukeDale]

he's way too American.

[wrongturn320]

@OfficialLukeDale may i ask ... o guru of all things american , what exactly did you expect from an american comedian

[58kinght88]

i have a love/hate relationship with Daniel Tosh

[Baileylovesmusic1]

Secretly wishes i could have Daniel Tosh follow me around just so i can listen to him insult all the people i can't stand..