America's Next Top Gardener.

[klacklery]

Whats up with the accent? We don't sound like that!

[abaaguiarsp]

ahahah man! you are fuckin3 talented

[ArrhaJenkins]

You make a really convincing woman x3 if you had shaved that is.

[dor462]

i hope his parents really didn't die :/

[heaven0hell]

i cried.

[mattgocrazy63]

you are a beautiful man!!

[JenanasaurusRex]

lol random crotch shot whilst excercising.

[Schweg22]

I thank God for plants, for flowers

[l0v3pink23]

U are awesome! Lol whts goin on mom

[maguseify]

time 2.11...

[maguseify]

u should do America's next top cook, lol.

[JayJosh89]

oh im sure you're juicy - juicy like an apple

[Mvnkae]

The death story made me tear up! D':

[jez241]

So that's what that accent is :D always wondered

[TimW405]

Omg I hope she wins.

[helenmary77]

omg, ...You are hysterical!!! Thanks for making me laugh.

[misslori66]

I love Rita. I can't stop watching this. More please!

[MrSmosh101]

she has a beautiful beard... oh i mean story

[elmowithyaagain]

YAY MICHIGAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[JellyFishhLovess]

You are a beautiful woman. ;D

[GurgleFarm22]

I watched one of your videos and now i'm hooked! Amazing! <3

[misslori66]

Perfect!! Love the walk you have for her.

[Gunzaugin]

If you didn't have a beard I'd probably think all your female characters were real haha.

[allstargirl851]

Amazing you should go to auditions!!!<3 and ur amazing hot<3

[alapine86]

I love your lipstick! Where did you get it!?

[Laurinska08]

haha this reminds me of my nursing teacher! Amazing videos Nick!!!

[SmilesForMusic]

This reminds me of Sarah Palin.

[mikkidixxi]

@SmilesForMusic ME TOO.

[AccordioningToHank]

Yeah, this is still my favorite video that you've made. I've watched this so many times!

[cadenceV7bVI]

@AccordioningToHank Oh hey, it's you! <3

[prettypaine]

this video needs way more views. rita is awesome

[singing2stars]

it's funny how her name is Rita-Robin Smith instead of Rita Robin-Smith lol

[Ehmcee2010]

she's my favorite!!

[alexarocks931]

i almost cried , my eyes got watery , then she said , it was a harvesting accident . haha:D

[pbromley123]

lol im from MN and sound exactly like that xD

[ashleighbrianna2013]

haha. these are some of the greatest videos ever.

<3

absolutely amazinggg. (:

[keymobo2]

@ 0:29 thats what she said

[frAnkie252473]

i love rita robin smith!

[vikkkky123]

Haha i really thought you had a guest on your video for the longest time before i relized it was you. haha(: thats great stuff

[GivensixFan]

So funny, thank you for sharing.

Best wishes,

Nathan

[MissRandomMuffins]

I like your beard

[Fuckenmagic]

I love how you say apples....

[kittycatcarley]

when Rita was exercising, I could see some extra bulge in her crotch area. I think she may be a he.

[CaitlynNism]

ROFL I have cousins from Michigan that talk exactly like that. xD Stereotypes FTW!

[gabiangelito]

rita makes all these funny noises! wiiil yaa youu knooow.. Love her!!

[mitch5o5o]

You make a sexy milf, Bro.

[MegaGoddess101]

LMAO....

[Amyco020484]

Alright dude, even though you dress up like a woman sometimes and joke about putting on makeup you're actually very funny. This video was hilarious!

[AroeMonkey]

Rita, I think it's just wonderful that you have used gardening as an outlet after your parents death. I am sorry to hear about that but I'm glad to hear that everything is working out for you now. Use the feelings towards your parents passing and channel it into your gardening. Be the best gardener you can be.  All my love, Isabel

[gabberblack12]

you have a lovely behind

[lenerbean88]

Your lip gloss is fabulous

[MinervaM]

Aw, I almost started crying =( you are a freakin god actor!

[prettyinpink97]

Rita walk is mean!!!!!

[roxychic822002]

She sounds like Sarah Palin...lol..Alaska dontcha know...

[MissDancingllama]

if you didnt have a beard.. you would make a VERY convincing woman.. i dunno if this is a good or bad thing .. :)

[TheAmericangirlfan4e]

I find refuge in potting. o ya no!

[SpartyFan92]

Lmao this is funny cuz I'm from Michigan. And my grandma has a beard too... She's french

[gagootzman]

Rakekiller <3

[mes5961]

Rita your pathos is wonderful do you feed it and if so what and how often?Mine drops leaves and so the appearance isn't as nice as your.Thanks

[xXHappyxAssXx]

Sounds like Sarah Palin.

[xXHappyxAssXx]

@xXHappyxAssXx that cry @ 1:30 scared my little cousin. -_-

[xokatey1407]

I WANT MORE RITA!!!!

[xsamanthaxsuicidex]

you're so funny<3

[TwilightEcBsRc]

Ok Using the death of parents for comical use is wrong and I pitty you for being stupid enough to do it. I have gone through the death of my mom and I was there when she died and I do not find the death of a parent or anyone for that matter funny. Shame on you!

[stickybubblegum]

HAHAHHAHAHAH

[orangejuicekidd]

heyyyy I'm from Michigan too--! woot woot :DD

[crankdatriahhx]

rita helped me survive. true story.

[CatsWhoEatBranflakes]

The craziest reality star is JADE COLE FROM ANTM CYCLE 6

holt shit, she's one crazy biiitch!!!

"This is not AMERICA'S NEXT TOP BEST FRIEND"

I love her though x]

[danzim2010]

i have to be honest, i actually felt really sad, and i knew he was acting...

but we should thank God for plants and flowers and all the magnificent wonders that we take for granted.

[euniceeuniceflee]

Sometimes I think I forget you are a male.

[AniGetYurGun]

this is the funniest thing ive seen in suchh a long time. You are a hellla good actor hahaha this is amazing. i laughed so hard i cried :)

[LadyLBlack]

OMG I have Rita's cup in my cupboard at home. CREEPY!

[maliguaweee]

I love your voice Nico!!

[recapitulation]

Nick this is a great character, I love the midwest thing.

[Callypso73]

I'm from MN and we don't talk like that. D:

[soundlyawake]

Callypso: I'm from NJ and I don't talk like Jersey Shore. :)

[Callypso73]

@soundlyawake I don't watch Jersey Shore. xD

But I get what you're saying.

[WickedWolf191]

@Callypso73 haha im from MN to

[kittycatcarley]

@Callypso73 oh yes you do, i have family in MN

[SupaRistopher]

@Callypso73 I grew up in MN and plenty of people's Moms DO talk like that.

[MustaMatvrak]

gawd that was hilarious. you are a great actor!

[soundlyawake]

musta: yay! thank you! :)

[lesferr]

OK seriously at 1:25 i was holding back tears... what is wrong with me?

[fifty5hourslater]

I live in Michigan and oh boy do I know a lot of Ritas...

[Ariesbetch]

Minnesot...ti..ans.... accent get me every time! Love it!

[MLViNTAGEXx]

Rita you cute but dont let that shizz go to your head.........CUTE AS HELL.

[o0oassieo0o]

nick you are fcuking weird...but whatever weird is cool to me !!! :D

[tkidbizz]

love you lip gloss what color is it seriously

[NineteenPercent]

That walk.

Those seductive pilates moves.

Those shining apple lips.

I'd do her.

Joan Cusak!!!!

I was thinking of who you reminded me of...and that's it!

You think?

[MsCherryKitten]

Rita is my new fave character!!!!!

[NicoOfficial]

"i stepped on the rake again" Aww... Sad.

[AmberSHAZAMM]

idk why but i love this video. I love rita! :D i wanna see more videos of her!

[1234shellybelly]

yeah, well, you know... lol!

[raindrop512]

wow you have talent

[KumoriKris]

You're an amazing actor!!

[c1catwoman]

that was some good acting, you should go to hollywood. funny.

[brookexohxsnap]

Hrm. When you are making these, does anyone walk in and just say, "WHAT THE FEEZY ARE YOU DOING!!?!?"

[kennhzor]

even with the beard, your characters are so believable. :]

[Julian1007]

rita has the most beautiful eyes i have ever seen! i wonder if a lonely 40+ year old single woman would be interested in a guy in his early 20s ;-)

[BUFSfilms]

you need to make moar of these. D:

[ashleyaf2]

i get scared when i watch your videos, its freaky to see how much one man can transform himself into so many strange things...

[itsallartdarlin]

Love this love this love this! Go Rita!

[ThatDweebZebeeb]

this is very moving.

[bacaowismyhero]

Rita makes the same weeahhhyyaa filler noise that JPMETZ does. o.o

[BeachLady47]

hey rita; should have called you to take care of my shamrock plant when i went to mexico. don't think my asshole husband watered it at all.!!!

[pentatonia]

Michigan!! Holla!

[whysored]

That was incredible.

[aznmimi1]

Rita's story touched my heart I'd must say!

[MissNickIan]

That acting was so awesome, it was scary.. LOVED IT! :]

[xsparkage]

hahaa i looove your lipglosss

[Chlorr7291]

such a good acting job :)

[MegaMuffin4568]

LOL i love this character!

[datbitch614]

lol

[SleazoidSpice]

1:30 literally made me jump.

[prettypaine]

i swear im addicted to this damn video. rita is the best!!!!! please do more with her i cant stop lmao

[timidgothica]

you'd totally pass for a 40 year old woman, if you didn't have a beard.

[luna2690]

I love the walk at 2:27...hahahahaha!

[DaliSalvadorAde]

Okay, I thought that I was weird because I found that so hilarious. My sides hurt from laughing from just seeing her goofy walk.

[pandabear1014]

it's like...woah nick's a woman! then you look down to the chin...

[teamsalvatore23]

WHERE DO YOU GET ALL OF THESE WIGS.

[afa86]

great character this one!

[bummercucumber]

I love Rita.

[HelloThere1074]

i love how nick doesn't even bother to shave for the female roles

[UniqueeSkull]

@HelloThere1074 I know xD

[lovoniaparks]

duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude

[yeaokemily]

why does rita look like joy behear from the view?

[TheNicoleHappy]

Rita fo fita ,

she the bo peep-a .

She deserves to be America's next top gardener,

'cause you know she wont break your .... banana .

I thought i could rap but i guess i couldn't .

[Archamais]

Omg the pitch of Rita's voice makes my ears bleed....

[fattiebomaddie]

I love your lip gloss :P

So shiny...

[mishalmooremusic]

I say the same thing!! Where the hell do they find these ppl?! AHAHA

"..love apples...so juicy." LMAO

Lovin the wig!! lol

[Keithsokiya]

ha-larious. i like apples too.

[sweetvoyce94]

my mom ran out of the room saying, "i relate too much to this!!!"

[sukibarafucci]

demon child killing her parents!! and now she whorships poison plants to kill again!!

[ibaHumor]

"eheaha You know." lol

I think the music got to me...I actually felt sad when she was telling her story about her parents.

[pileofdirtluver123]

he could actually pass for a girl if he didn't have a beard. Omg! he could be the bearded lady at a circus.

[OnlyMe8712]

how do you think of these characters? you're so creative nicky ;)

[lauralee15]

You look like my friend only in boy form. Actually, she probably looks more like Keisha than you, but without the facial hair!

[MACbrownieBombshell]

he is sooo fucking Stupid Funny!!!! i love him to death!!!!!!!!!!

[jafacake09]

Rita-Robin Smith is hot.

It hurt me to see her cry.

[PaisleyPlum]

2:42 caught me off-guard. I really wasn't expecting that...

[GerryKurl1016]

i wasn't expecting to see the perfect outline of her non-female parts.

[ish1625]

Old McDonald had tourettes..

ee aa ee aa bollocks fuck shit..

[SamanthaLouise9191]

that color lipstick looks great on you

[ChannelRichard]

Rita is so Joy Behar meets Lorraine from Mad TV. lol ;-)

[hohappyhing]

lol..you really look like a woman

[CrookedVidUser08]

Glad to see Rita is still staying strong.. I'm happy for ya!

[hd92122]

were you going for a sarah palin before she become the governor of Alaska? IF you were, that was perfect !

[Jacklynuh]

Wow, Rita has a fat juicy vagina.

[AlexiusDeAnne]

rita-robin really has a rockin' rack... alliteration aside.

[SuperCrazyEric]

Rita looks like my math teacher no joke O_O

[KannaBlade]

soundlyawake's neighbors must think he suffers from multi-personality disorder, especially if they see him dressed as 7up.

[trickychicksoda]

joy behar wants her hair back.

[jlq412]

@nickishere1000 me too!! lol

[jlq412]

You did a really great job with that Minnesota accent!

[fuhxque]

LMAO i love you.

[natashabby]

your lipsss look so lucious i want to eat them :)

[Blueaveo3568]

Great character.

[every1lovescarly]

BEST VIDEO EVER!!!!! i actually was laughing out load the whole time! great acting! and music!

[crazyass41469]

I want to see Rita's bush

...her plants I mean, of course.

[BarrierBaby]

Rita doesn't have a bush.. she trims

....her plants i mean. of course

[dinoxxlove]

i like the one you scratch your nose :)

[LizKarBen]

you're normal

[ZombieLovie]

Is it sad when I clicked on this because I thought it said "America's Next Top Gender"?

....yeah, probably.

[nickishere1000]

I like the music in the background..hahah

[SuburbianKnights]

I am Tyra Banks. True story.

[OnlyMe8712]

LMFAO MARRY ME

[TXSLINDSEY]

damn you nailed this one! i think it's hilarious how i see the characters now and not your beard.

[JMoneeSWAG]

Her voice alone is BAD customer service

[stepony5]

...its always the rake :(

[JMoneeSWAG]

The beard ALL of your characters have always make them better...

[humphriesgirl12345]

i totally vote for Reta.... :)

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