I have a girlfriend!

[MrEpidemik]

Hop up to an attractive girl*

[ryoko7916]

I can't help but wonder how she knew you are awesome before she even talk to you... Glad you found someone who makes you happier

[squashitablemblem]

eyes + eyes + so outgoing guy

[SamiosPythagoras]

0:13

[MissSiul]

Beautiful eyes,I don't know how you never had a girlfriend before,you are so cute^^

[Shad0vvStalk3r]

I swear....... your eyes can put anyone in a trance. SO blue.

[fanpire93]

so am i the only one who actually googled "what to do when you are nervous before a first date" after watching this?

[TheFrizzleGal]

NOOOOO!!!!! Josh! Noooo!

[diane3cats]

This story is too complicated! You just ask for the phone number!!!!!!

[Beamish5495]

met you a long time ago at a k12 event at James Madison college....u sir are a excellent man and great role model keep up the good work :) glad you found a good woman :) cause ik you were talking and joking about all these stories of hot girls...:) thanks for being so inspiring and amazing

[SandyMakesSense]

How about just asking for her phone number instead? :DD

[stephanieseid]

you have really really blue eyes. Congrats!!!

[monkfan2468]

I'm gonna have to rewatch this video. I didn't hear anything you said. I can't stop looking at your eyes.

[xApRilSkiesx]

Daww congrats! This is the cutest thing ever hahahaha. Oh Josh..

[EquusDream]

Is it completely ridiculous that I am very upset that he has a girlfriend? Now that I just typed that, I realize what it sounds like. But you know what I mean. I think.

[teddyharada]

I no how u feel I just got my first gf ever and I'm in 8th grade she was the new girl I liked her talked to her about fainted while I asked cause I'm a geek and now were going out and any thing about her makes me smile and feel happy (wow like I said I'm a geek)

[DylanBobD]

Josh, when you said the club you when to was "Local Sixteen", I thought it was a club for local sixteen year old's. So I was freaking out thinking "DUDE WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING !, THAT'S WAY TO YOUNG FOR YOU MAN" But then I realized what you meant, and know I feel pretty dumb, douhhhhhh.

[hjcn69]

ashley is your first girlfriend? what is wrong with the rest of the women in the dc/arlington area who let you get by?

[TheTurnipeThief]

You have a cool eye color.

[AnimeMoviePro]

He is the most pathetic man I have ever come across. How ridiculous are you humans going to become? -_-

[RaRaAshley]

.__.  I like her name. lol

[hppande]

now i cant relate to josh about being hot and not being able to get a girlfreind:(

[NimbusDX]

Curses! Another terrific guy off the market. Good luck, Josh! ;D

[laughlovelaila77]

Congrats josh, you totally deserve it, hope you and ashley the best!:)

[aquafishes]

sounds complicated... but hope it works out...

[urbstephanie]

so many gifable moments in here :)

[ShilohOMG]

Hey! I'm an Ashley! XD

[johana1209]

happy for u,Josh!!!

hav a blast..<3

[liadisking]

congratz on your girlfriend

[Taylorrputnam]

ALL I CAN SAY IS 0:20 <3

[blacktoadeGIRL297]

I hope you realize that your eyes are amazing. they're all i see while watching these videos<3.

[TheAshleyDanille]

Oh my goodness.. My boyfriend is dating his own Ashley!! All us Ashleys are awesome!!

[sakurkunoichi012612]

Congrats! :]

[Isa27C]

omg! your eyes are like the craziest thing I have ever seen! =O sooo awesome!

[NixieOfTheMillPond]

Nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

[purpleheart300]

there is always a girl to ruin things when a guy is getting a flirt on with someone. lol are u an announcer with tht pronouncating and speaking

[purpleheart300]

never had a girlfriend umm shocking.

[JulySurfer10]

Did you delete the other 4 Ashley Samsonites?

[nomegustapantalones]

<3 you are amazing!

[kik2kat]

im looking at your lips,....... are wearing lipstick????

[candysmiles11]

u have amazing eyes

[NoOneCanDefeatKB24]

Awww you are too cute!!!!!!!

[yeayeawateva1]

i saw the title and i'm like WAT NO WAY!!!

[icebreakers123]

....josh, why didn't you just ask her for her phone number?! you must really like this girl to spend hours of your life on facebook looking for her xD!

[ninaelle2003]

could i perhaps just ask for their number? or is this officially the facebook generation

[juanpjp27]

Ive added an Ashley Samsonite on FB!!

[CrystalRaines]

3:22 - 3:23 haha aaawww u big dope

[lilaznsuperD]

HURRAY FOR YOU! :D

[PrincipessaDellOpera]

Damn it...there go my chances! XD

[bunnyawsome]

She accually googled "what to do when you are nervous before a first date".. *giggles* :D :D

[BombdigerdyDancer]

so what happens if they break up after this vid..... awkwardddddddd

[Shortcutes]

wahowhaog blfbb\kjdb \bgv whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat­?

[evilmascman]

I cant stop looking at his eyebrows, how the heck can he move them like that?

[gingersnap416]

Samsonite? Haha Dumb and Dumber anyone?

[clovely000]

pause at 1:09 :P

[anatete1]

Damn it you're adorable.

[SicklySweet1992]

*Dislike* Lol JK! <3 Awwww Im So Happy For U But SOOOO JEALOUS XD <3 Well My Name's Ashley 2 :P

[ajwilson412]

I am so happy for you Josh! I wish you and Ashley the best! I'm so excited for you!!!! :)

[chrismayvery]

Loved the sotry and vid...Congratulatiosn josh!! Hope ur happy with her! (:

[RockbandGirl124]

Awesome, Josh!!! :D

[RawrBeatsRoar1]

I was really hoping that you would introduce her to us at the end.. :/ guess not. haha

[Emilyheart1177]

Omg i am so happy for you :)

[Isaure007]

So happy for you!

[Pazzelin]

Josh and Ashley, So happy for the both of you! Keep sending your positive energy out into the Universe and keep us posted! :-)

[yeayeawateva1]

i'm happy for ya :)

[IMakeEpicSAMmiches]

Damn, anyone who ever turned you down must not have been looking at your eyes... They're so gorgeous! I'm so glad you found Ashley. I wish you two the best of luck!!

[0peppers]

'bout damn time Josh! I'm not a ladies man either so I can relate a bit. Congrats and best wishes!

[murphash29]

We should hang out sometime is the best pickup line EVER!!

[RevTupTV]

press 2 over and over again for "chili" haha

[Chubbypuggiekids]

OMG! good for you! hope it goes well

[saturnsalterego]

1:41 I know right, so smooth.

:D

[foreverkanade]

BEST. STORY. EVER.

[TheAlexander56]

Josh u are one awesome bastard!<3

[MsLouCrow]

AWWWWW <3 <3 <3

I'm so happy for you!

<3 <3 <3

[pjdann100]

Like if you facebook searched Ashley Samsonite to try find a hot blond! :D

[kriszpaul]

Congratulations Josh! :)

[lrk66]

Aww, the part where she told you that she looked up what to do if you are nervous on a first date was really sweet :)

[cgoller]

Ok the narrative storyteller in me is having a hard getting behind you never having a girlfriend. That not withstanding great story much happiness

[alex96ibrahim]

awesome josh i am happy for you

[Staynergirl]

Ashley Samsonite is S-M-R-T

[karan4012011]

lol........better u directly ask for phone no. ....... den d most imp ques "my place or ur place"........over

[thisphotoisproof]

your eyes are amazing .. and thats coming from a guy lol.

[NoOneCanDefeatKB24]

@thisphotoisproof hahaha aww how swwweetttt

[4theloveofcomedy13]

@thisphotoisproof hahahaa:D

[maclover4ever223]

we need to see a gf video then! maybe like a gf tag?

[ifall0ften]

I used "we should hang out sometime" on the guy I'm seeing now, and that's how Will and I have become...seeing each other. 2 weeks so far. going pretty good. God I hope I don't mess it up :S He's really awesome. Super happy for you though :D Yay for us Josh!!

[taylorswiftfan0101]

FINALLY!!!!!!! (:

[rebeccahannah82]

CONGRATS!!!!

[NicoleWongTV]

YOUR SOO AWESOME!

[littleduckiesocks]

awesomeness, josh. Just. plain. awesomeness.

[jissandra]

i couldnt stop starring into your eyes again! GOSH awww Ashley is one lucky girl! you neeeed to show us her!

[MyEquestrianLove]

see? isnt it AWESOME being in a relationship? :D

[IslandPrincess299]

J.E.A.L.O.U.S.

[ilovetodraw555]

You live in Virginia, i live in Virginia. You have a brother named Matt, I have a brother named Matt. Your brother supports you on the dance floor,my brother puts me on the floor and beats me up......

[edbassmaster1fan]

@ilovetodraw555 he lives in virginia?

[BeautifullyTragicxx]

You have a girlfriend and a soul mate? Out little Joshy is growing up!

[pengowned]

What would we do without google....

[Themaluproductions]

awesome!

[12thLeveIWizardKing]

Awww, awesome story!!

Also, your eyes are so lovely. :)

[LaPetiteArtiste]

I had such a goofy smile on my face when I was watching this xD it was adorable :) I'm so happy for you Josh!!

[GermaeAnne]

aaaw.. Josh finally used his tagline to ask a girl out :D

grats Josh! :D

[ResoIve]

Hahaha, that story's awesome bro.

Totally what I wouldve done too. Desperately clicking every single profile and adding every single one of em that looks even remotely like her xD

[Siglojunior]

You ta

[Siglojunior]

You ta

[CoolVids19]

BRO Imma let you finish but pick up line ain't working

[AnoukvanSister]

Well this sucks.. FOR US!!  I'm happy for you Josh..

[youradorable3]

Yayy gooo josh!(:

[jbtlover]

awe he is so excited in the video

[PopularTomato]

OMG I JUST MET JOSH SUNQUIST THIS MORNING AND I ALSO MET ASHLEY!!!! (shes so pretty josh, nice job)

[ijustkendall]

i have a bf,but u just broke my heart!!!!!

[MissBreBear]

To be honest my heart dropped a bit when I found out you were taken!

[minibubblesxox]

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww :3 yay josh got a girlfriend!! cuute! congratulations :)

[EntreprenistaTV]

u have incredible pretty eyes :)

This story is awesome! :)

[wo1fking1]

i dont have to worry about this i have a weird spelled first name and a commen last name but im the only one on facebook so i just tell them to add me

[Pebble900]

And what happened to the other ashleys....

[irusiaaa]

You should make a video with Ashley :D

[dhmabr]

ashley is sooo lucky! <3

[dafidyl367]

you have really pretty blue eyes I would toatally date u but I'm twelve :(

[MrHenryCat]

@dafidyl367 weird.

[MizzMustachetastic]

because its just too easy to ask for her phone number haha

[AlixWii]

(;

[thebando5]

oh how i wish my name was ashey samsonite :(

[TheClosetWolf]

"Whats your last name, Ill look you up on facebook"

New BEST PICKUP LINE EVER

[MissRitaChristine]

I might have to dislike this video. My dreams of dating Josh are (temporarily) over. *sniff*

[parksterzz]

@MissRitaChristine

I KNOW );

[SoBeIt1454]

I think you should show us a picture ;)

[andyanderson100]

i love the dumb and dumber reference! lol

[jennaXhye818]

how cuteeeeeee <333 congrats

[woahhitslaurenxoxo21]

JOSHJOSHJOSHJOSHJOSHHH !!!! YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIENDD-333333 im sooooooo excited for you! can we see a pic of her?! and btw ur eyes looked amazing this vid.

[Gake94]

I am soooooooooo happy for you!!!

[veryloudgery]

Thanks for recommending going out with someone.... cuz we all know how incredibly easy that is !! (;

[tiffiswhiff]

I looooove your eyes!! And congrats lol

[HannahMorgan7]

AWHHHH! YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYA­YAYAYAYY!!!! :D <3

[jbmeg101]

AWH<3 You're so cute, Josh! Congrats. (:

[TheCloud1132]

His eyes are like a blue crystal sea

[xhokeypokey]

Aw, good for you! :D

[Placophobia]

May I be your child?<3

[TheRantOfMyLife]

and now all of my dreams have been crushed :(

[MrKillerGoose]

If you were any more awesome, I would worship you as a God... Is that creepy?

[awesomer2000]

put your girlfriend in a video!

[clngogo]

I spent the whole time watching his eyebrows..

[malbakes]

0:13  HAHA

[MagicalMansion]

What has happened to the "Just don't fall" pictures at the end of your videos?

[delmodet]

BUT YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL HOW COME YOU GET SO EMBARRASSED

[bananaoftheglen67]

as you know josh its pretty damn hardfor some people but i have high hopes, now im at college there are lots of people similar to me and girls are more approachable, so good sir i shall use your pick up line

[aSignificanceBox]

was i the only one who looked at the title and went "noooooooooo!!"?

[kimberleyann2006]

Yay.. and just so u know im sure anyone would accept ur friend invite ur a cool guy. :)

[Alinaisamazing]

yayyyy josh!!!! 

[DontBePossin]

Awwww, go Josh!!!

[MammaMia]

You know they have personal facebook URLs now. you could've asked for that. #hindsight

[BriTheHippie]

Good job, Josh :)

[TheHezza9]

@furuzon12 how do u know

[furuzon12]

@TheHezza9 he tagged pictures of her on his facebook (his personal one)

[TheHezza9]

cute eyes but i know i had a gf cause ur to cute not to

[DaLerkashi]

0:22 OMG HIS EYES!

[rainbowdrinkemo]

you need to have her in a video so we can meet her!

[quqgesicht]

:DDD great!

[kkay0010]

hahahhaha samsonite - awesome dumb and dumber reference

[tanhuishian]

JOSH GOT A GIRL!!!! *applause* (& This is the part where Keesha regrets not knowing his awesomeness. HAHA)

[blondifulgirl]

you just crushed 20 girls' dream....make it 21 :/ <3

[HayBaywithEGGS]

Bout time you got a girl!(: Good luck with that Josh!!

[AnnabelleBella]

Yaaaaaaaay

[CallMeSmash]

awww yay!!!! so happy for you josh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Gypsygify]

So cute, you really deserve this :)

[21ollej]

I have a weird sense of satisfaction right now knowing that you got a girlfriend, I've been watching your videos for quite sometime now and I have seen your struggles projected through youtube.

CONGRATS! :D

[roxxyangelgurl123]

So I had this co-worker dude I decided to add to facebook because he was moving back to BC and was cool and I wanted to keep in touch so after finding out his last name I asked if he was the only Nathan Leaf on facebook, and he said "No, but I am the only Nathan Leaf with a picture of me looking like a pirate. Let me tell you, a ginger pirate... quite amusing.

[viralvideoaddict]

The way you enunciate everything is very annoying. You move your mouth weird now when you are talking! Its like you are trying to teach someone how to say the word or like you are trying to help a deaf person to read your lips! You didn't do that in your earlier videos!

[CanNotBeScene]

someone finally noticed this mans greatness..

[musicfreaklein]

We need to meet her, Josh :D

[bubbleheadash]

My name is Ashley and I'm blonde! lol

[MrsBrent]

So happy for you!