Star war - The Third Gathers - Backstroke Of The West (1)

[ramneckobul]

6:14 Do you fuck on I

[7gamer7guy7]

HAHA "Always on the move" - "I is old"

[slickvicsagat]

Like, reach the man, good good good let us counter-attacking

[Oppetsismiimsitsitc]

Do not fuck on!

[GarrettInShadows]

He is in by behind...The disgusting thing came...Do you fuck on I...I feel far from good...Behind of the person do not push...R2, do you is fucking

[THiNGYBOBinc]

Obi Wan: I was old

[Smael64]

3:26 I know is to fights the appearance.

[amdphreak]

Nobody likes a copy-right nazi.

[ElBombastico883]

How the hell has this not been taken down?

[intheshitter]

A bunch of guys need to do a complete voice over to this and use the subtitles as the script lol

[dcoolio]

@intheshitter

/watch?v=aiB7yG5sLR0

[SekoIdiootti]

6:50 ...epic. O___O

[KeeperOfProphecies]

Finally, Lucas releases a good prequel.

[IranahyeNotVTEC]

wtf wow I forgot how horrible the opening text was for this film. Really Lucas? you start with "War!"

[neosoc]

The Hopeless Situation warriors of the Presbyterian Church must move ZIG for GREAT JUSTICE!!!

[MissRayneHawk]

6:15 Do you f*** on I

XD

[ricochet188]

I can't take this too funny

[ilikeamazon]

The intro translation is OK.

[BlueReckless]

So I guess they weren't translating badly from the Chinese translation - they were translating badly from the Chinese for what they figured was going on based on visual cues alone. I love it.

[HALOBUZZ0401]

Real Line: "They're all over me!"

Subtitiles: "Do you fuck on I" XD 6:14

[Heliosphan15]

god, we need a huge budget literal interpretation of all these subtitles. it would make for one hell of a movie

[May12159]

@Heliosphan15

there is one! watch?v=aiB7yG5sLR0

[Heliosphan15]

@May12159

and lulz were had

[ReloadPsi]

Shame it's only in 240p. Ah well, gonna get to downloading this hilarious badboy.

[fophunter]

Ok, this is like the best thing I've ever seen!

[masterplusmargarita]

"I have a bad feeling about this!"

Sub: "I feel far from good!"

So what Obi Wan, have you gotten space-sick now? You want a paper bag?

[twilitbeing]

8:40 - "Kill these two republics bodyguard"? That wasn't in the script...

[TimberWolf99]

Is it bad that some of the Engrished dialogue is still better than the real stuff?

[dude17645]

Actual: Oh dear.

Subtitles: God.

[keylightproductions]

This is funny - but why would you have English subtitles for an American movie?

[therealCamoron]

@keylightproductions They're from a Chinese bootleg release of the theatrical print (hence the numbers at the top). I guess the bootleggers on this wanted to really go the extra mile by offering subtitles in multiple languages, even English as unnecessary as it would seem. To do so they probably translated it first into Chinese and then back into English, resulting in a lot of lines transforming into complete gibberish.

[Legonater]

9:56, I is old xD

[monkeyes12]

this is AWESOME

[Totema1]

They DID get a few things right... sort of...

[cdiSPAGHETTI]

How exactly is it possible to misspell subtitles for words that are scrolling across the screen at the same time?

[rucklee]

@cdiSPAGHETTI

Because whoever made the subs for this movie translated them *directly* from the previous Chinese subtitles, regardless of whatever was on screen. Hilarity ensues.

[hattrickster33]

lol this is worse than the transcribe audio thing

[neosoc]

Move 'zig'! For Great Justice!

[neosoc]

Move zig! For Great Justice!

[RusterHejjihoggu]

4:04 = surprise butt secks...?

[hattrickster33]

@RusterHejjihoggu yea from half a km away:P

[Guyect]

R2, do you is fucking

[fandabedozee]

i was old rofl

[gaozhi2007]

The best part is when you realize this translation makes more sense than George's original dialogue.

[LolCaramelz]

@gaozhi2007

No it doesn't, stop trying to be a fucking hipster.

[gaozhi2007]

I remember back in 2006 they banned this and it was impossible to find on the internet. I'm glad it's back.

[TheQuiescentSquall]

"they're all over me!" or "do you fuck on I?" might be worth watching this again just for the subs

[Harcix]

Somebody set up us the bomb

[neosoc]

@Harcix How are you gentlemen! All your base are belong to us. You have no chance to survive make your time.

[ZakFman]

Actual: They're all over me!

Subtitles: He is in my behind!

so droids rape clones now?

[GlenMuse795]

Our dichotomy opens the combat

[OpiumAntics]

No! Let I to solve him!

[Lehnsher]

Ratio Prosperous drives with thè at 01:28

[spierfan100]

real line : Flying is for droids Subtitles : The disgusting thing came

[CainG88]

Actual: Let them pass between us!

Subtitles: Our dichotomy opens the combat

wtf

[Krator15]

@CainG88 technically this makes the most sense of the entire thing, since dichotomy is division into two parts, although it is a stupid way of saying it

[Z3NZ31]

1:12 "The improbity fills the world"

Indeed, how so greatly fills it.

[Residentwesker]

LOL, 4:13: "He is in my behind!"

[DSAhmed]

HA! even the title is wrong!

[Cptfalcon54]

"The disgusting thing came" 0_o

[Dietpatrol]

4:03 LOL!

[onegaybox]

R2, do you is fucking

[onegaybox]

"do you fuck on i"

[Parad0x13]

wow... 6:15.... hmmm

[ILiveForCommenting]

"i need you foolish in ship" Lmao! XD

[calderposse]

why did we need english subs for english subs at the start

[ILiveForCommenting]

@calderposse Because it makes the subtitle glitch.

[iamverymad67]

"the disgusting thing came

[chadley5891]

4:05 HE IS IN MY BEHIND!!!!!!!!!! XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD­DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD­DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[chadley5891]

OUR DICHOTOMY OPENS THE COMBAT!!!

[artypush1138]

DO YOU FUCK ON I !!!!

[TheWriter0]

Why would anyone need to subtitle text?

[runescapesstupid929]

Did anyone else notice R4 was translated to R2...? If that got messed up, it's no wonder the rest did lol

[EpicBeard815]

no no no=good good good. wHAAA?

[KMerrow]

"Game time started"

"Our dichotomy opens the combat"

[TheLastBrainLeft]

I agree, my method is not so good ...

[theguycalledchris]

'He is in my behind'. AHAHAH

[superiormansex2011]

Chancellor= channel= speaker??

[superiormansex2011]

this just made my night :)

[MajaHarris]

HE IS IN MY BEHIND!

[xp14y639]

5:25 seriously, if theyre jedi cant they push them off with the force or something? thats like having a lightsaber and letting someone shoot you.

[piemanization]

Teh war Kame. IT CAME :O

[Tranquilchan]

HE IS IN MY BEHIND! :0

[Deokishisu]

Episode III sucks...but this makes it awesome!

[XcoldshadowX]

This reminds me of pokemon green (the horribly translated version of the original pokemons)

[kingoftheshoops2]

LOL " do you fuck on!"! ROFL

[kingoftheshoops2]

lol "the disgusting thing came"

[GoldmansNephew]

Like, reach the man,Good good good let us counter-attacking

[kumquatscientist]

I are above you

[wikid32]

It seems the person subbing was done without even listening to the sound and the person just guessed :p

[klbozwell]

5:10 The disgusting thing came. lol

[detahdomo]

@klbozwell now why does that sound so familiar...

[klbozwell]

@detahdomo the blob:D

[dcoolio]

"Two squares fight the vehemence"

[grantrick1]

Notice the guided missiles, pull out high!

[FrenchieChan]

God bless China and uncontrolled piracy.

[cha1235]

is this a real translation of a translation?

[Harborx]

OMFG!!! hahaha!!! i LOL SOOO HARD! " 2 squares fight the vehemence" "two fix together" "The disgusting thing came!" "Dont you fuck on I" "R2, Do you is fucking"

[VitoCorleonePadrino]

I FEEL FAR FROM GOOD

[jagus12]

ROW ROW FIGHT THE IMPROBITY!!

[Oblivionator]

, I was old.

[blindga]

Although the sentence structure of Japanese is totally different from English, and a direct Japanese to English translation can be confusing and erroneous... This still is completely absurd. Were there no better expressions that they could come up with?

[Lulzman69]

Our dichotomy opens the combat

[robotbull]

R2, do you is fucking

[nidhiki12]

I know I'm not supposed to say this, but... I couldn't concentrate on the subtitles because I was getting into the film. Say what you like about it but if I was engaged by it then it can't be all bad.

[angrytigerP]

It got really scary when the Airship Robots attacked Obi-Wan.

[PickleRoaster]

@angrytigerP Who obi wan? you mean Ratio TIle, right?

[SonicRyan1992]

wow, someone failed english class.

[doom032]

I are above you

four machine am after death at me

[s1y2l3v4i5a6]

"R2, do you is fucking"

[CaptainHypersock]

@s1y2l3v4i5a6 "Beat it, R2"

[daisymall13]

Note to self: Don't drink Red Bull and watch this at the same time..

[Nemesis000000]

. I was old

[ZaWarudo116]

5:10 The disgusting thing came

[te2rx]

This still on YouTube? It's as if George Lucas saw this video and approved

[BackstrokeOfTheWest]

@te2rx It is one of the great literary works of the twenty-first century after all.

[SlimeTron5000]

@te2rx He has probably never heard of Backstroke of the West.

[molemanninethousand]

@te2rx You know how with most movies and shows they remove most videos but allow videos of certain particular famous scenes and memes? Like "This! Is! Sparta!" Well, in this case, the meme is concurrent with the entire movie, so it creates an excuse to upload it other than for the movie itself.

[kefkaROX]

@te2rx

The Copyright Police probably all died laughing due to the subtitles.

[BryterLayter26]

@te2rx hahahaha

[pwnedTAS]

@te2rx I think Lucas was too busy laughing to have it removed.

[XaviersSecretary]

5:23 IS AN AIRSHIP ROBOT!

[LucienFati]

My important step six, receive. I are above at you four machine am after death at me.

[halferuga]

I guess its that legendary workprint?

[N00bf3st]

General, I now is to fights the appearance

[Veke99]

it hurts from laughing so hard

[floppydisk909]

Obi-wan: "Nononono!"

Subtitles: "Good,good,good,good!"

[joe9320]

Subtitles are as funny as Spaceballs

[justcocacola]

THE DISGUSTING THING CAME!

[catboi333]

The disgusting thing came

[Idude893]

The Hopeless Situation Parliament.

[Lyndification]

Do you fuck on I?

[Togain]

This is fucking hilarious.

[JoesGuy]

Do you is fucking! ^_^

[gbadude3sd]

R2 do you is fucking :o

[AnimalsInMyHeart]

"General, I now is to fights the appearance"

xDDD

[fqzeng]

i would BUY this dvd

[loverofjesusMKII]

the war came! the republic encountered two sqares fight the vehmice the improbability fills the world the space general of the alliance is skillfull kidnap D the speaker of th conduct the proper abuption alliance troops tries ratio prosperus drive with the.....?

[loverofjesusMKII]

@loverofjesusMKII the disgusting thing came

[stausmeister]

"do you fuck on I" lqtm :)

[tomtom3000vids]

06:15

do you f*ck on i???

[huh95]

NO!, let I to solve him

[PwnageMewsic]

GAME TIME STARTED!

[NuclearActiveGuy]

THOSE EVIL SQUARES!!!

[domtoug]

"our dichotomy opens the conflict" XD

[Perapsam]

Two persons entered the airship. We want to hinder them.

[PokemonPinecone]

"I feel far from good" Legendary. I've got to use that!

[PokemonPinecone]

Like Engrish, but funnier! What did you use to translate the Chinese? Babel fish? Or YouTube's Beta captions followed by Babel fish? Each word translated separately in babel fish, that's my guess. You can obviously tell that this comment is a negative yet loving advertisement for Babel fish, and a very subtle advertisement for a certain video game which will go unnamed until someone asks. Nah, I know what the subtitles are from. They're still hilarious.

04:04 ROFL!!!!

[Whtwlf]

I was old.

[Graylord88]

I don't get it, why is a supposedly chinese version translated into english gibberish?

[firetamer102]

worse than youtubes audio captions

[PokemonPinecone]

@firetamer102 LOL, that's what I said!

[Zumny3]

this makes me wish there was more dialogue in starwars

[Ihatekagomesomuch]

It's like they decided that Google Translate was good enough. XD

[Ryz999]

"Good, i have seen this is very easy".

Bet that's what the subtitles guy was thinking when he was told he would be doing Star Wars.

[brookemirage95]

THis movie is already epic, but this subtitles make it more epic! HAHAHAHAHA

[MrOmniblast]

DO YOU FUCK ON I?!....I think not XD

[cooljules19]

Our dichotomy opens the combat

[MamaLuigisOVER9000]

MY DISTENCE HIS HALF KILOMETER!

[Hauntzor]

It would be even more hilarious if the actors in the movie actually said what the subtitles did.

[fratboyfrat]

"He is in my behind!"

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