Too Fat To Fight

[ntwn713]

the army was already willing to take me and Im 70 pounds over the weight limit for my height but the navy and marines told me I have to drop the pounds now! so I started too lol

[kingpin1904]

Why become a soldier when we can press a button and fry 30,000,000 people world wide

[malcolmmorin]

@kingpin1904 Would be much easier with your second choice. Adios, 30,000,000 souls. :D

[Waddict]

Becoming physically fit is your choice if you want to join up, LOSE THE FAT! Easily done with a little motivation.

[DarthVantos]

Video games getting cheaper and cheaper and cheaper? 30$ to 60$ is not cheaper....

[iacthulu]

@DarthVantos well, given inflation, they are. Super Nintendo games were around 40-50 dollars. That's not even taking into consideration free flash games and downloadable games that are pretty cheap.

[DivinityzBeAsT]

@DarthVantos cheaper and cheaper yeah right. you know how much i pay for video games now a days ? lol

[lvrpatriot01]

recruit kids from the cross country team lol....

[youknownoyuno]

@lvrpatriot01 They'll have to enlist first.

[midtgardsabastian]

if they weren't fat fucks in the first place, it wouldn't have to happen.

[The3Shogun]

games getting cheaper my ass lol

[robertlynnbailey]

dont see that in the marines!

[SwissCow85]

fat peoples cant fight :D bully him

[xxJord4nownzxx]

@SwissCow85 bully a kid because he is fat and you think he cant fight? you are fucking pathetic.



[nickelbacksinger1996]

I say let the really fat people get hired. THEY BE BULLET SHEILDS! they wouldnt get injured cuz the bullets would either bounce off or would stop in their fat before it reached any organs :D thumbs up if u agree

[mksav1]

This is why the yanks think the world revolves around them.It's the gravitational pull of all their FATTIES.

[anagennao]

@mksav1 - hahaha, now that's funny, and I'm American... one of the few that isn't obese... actually I'm also cacomorphobic, wtf am I to do???

[platinumfork]

dude i play games all the time and im not fat. just tell them to get their butts outside rather than have marathon pro on mw2.

[maxor98]

@josephmboyer whys that matter???wtf

[JosephMBoyer]

1:20

he's on the money

[maxor98]

that old guy is fucking anoyying you can here his tounge when he talks :(

[JosephMBoyer]

@maxor98 are you fat? lawl

[cuteyk351]

i wonder what would happen if your the best in your class but your to fat

[rusty78364]

they can't get fit because the principle wont let us run through the halls!

[rodzilla11b]

I served under Gen.Wallace in OIF 1. Dude is a total bad-ass!!!

[goddimmus]

"Video game era..." Well when you fence in all the yards, close down all the parks, restrict access to active areas like forested areas, do not allow under 17 without an adult, prevent as far as possible any parent disciplining their child, dumb down schools, and basically dont allow the kid out of the house until hes 20 while restricting him almost with mittens and a rubber helmet yeah....you get the video game era. Weve created our own dystopia and now were wondering how we got here!

[howieroll1]

send all the fattys to the military they will get fit in no time

[123nypd]

The Marines will take the fat off

[SouthParkBear]

What do you expect-- you got teaches with fucking TATOOS, T-shirts, Carrot-top hairstyles, etc.

Maybe they're setting a BAD EXAMPLE?

[SouthParkBear]

When will the country EVER need more than 30%?

[WhyCantIUseMySName]

2.26 EW.

[Flashlight1996]

You fat fucks!

[wedingo]

2:27 --> Muffin top

[im2scared]

9 weeks of P.E. for all your high school years? fuck in Australia its compulsory for 4 years, and we dont serve our students fuckin chips and crap we get off our ass and make our lunch and take to school.

[TheDylan222222]

people in this country are weak minded tho in my school most kids are wosses! its anoying there small ad weak and cry over anything!

[TheManYouDontKnow11]

@TheDylan222222 lol same

[XXXPharcydeXXX]

those games are not getting any cheaper!

[JerseySkate]

Thisguy is stupid...games have not gotten cheaper

[ndthe1]

It's true america made people fatter. making potatoe chips and other juck look and taste good. but now it's too late to close it down.

[ryanrls2010]

It must be very tough, Carrot top.

[MrCoolpwnedU]

Hmmm they reject low-lifes, fat people, uneducated individuals and also gays because somehow sexual preferences affects ones ability to serve their country. I would rather have a gay, fit individual then some obese fat-ass that would take an hour to reach my aid then run out of breathe and pass out. But I guess that's why I love being Canadian.....biiiitch

[tpbsupervisor]

@MrCoolpwnedU fuck off you gad damn canuck pussy

[MrCoolpwnedU]

@tpbsupervisor Lol u think  Canucks are the only Canadian team, ur American alright.

[VhUgGz]

Did not graduate high school? Man I consider anyone who didn't go to College a loser.

[Bronsonp95]

Yes, you can blame the students.

[calicom110]

USA is becoming a piece of shit.

I used to respect the country.......not anymore though.

GO CANADA!!!

[AsILayDyingOWNS77]

@calicom110 Fuck you. I never respected Canada or other countries because non-Americans tend to be ass fucking wipes.

[calicom110]

@AsILayDyingOWNS77 clearly you guys have more problems than we do.

obesity, illiteracy, war problems, prone to terrorist attacks, violence in the community.........list goes on.

[calicom110]

@calicom110 oh and your government only tries to steal from other countries. U.S.A tries to be all good on the outside, "oh we dont want war, we want to help keep the peace blah blah"

but all you guys want is to manipulate other countries so that you can make money of them.

Sad but true.

GO CANADA

[AsILayDyingOWNS77]

@calicom110 And that gives you a reason to hate on America? I will have you know other countries have more terrorist attacks than we do. Still, what has Canada done? All I see is this, "go Canada," bullshit, but nothing even goes on with them.

[calicom110]

@AsILayDyingOWNS77 are you serious? being a fucken country with a backstabbing government is a strong reason to hate America......... That's the whole idea dipshit, we stay out of trouble, unlike you retards.

so you just eat your big mac and stfu, u illiterate, obese twat.

oh and GO CANADA!!!!

[AsILayDyingOWNS77]

@calicom110 You sir, just proved my point further. So much hate, on me, when all I am is an American citizen here living my life. Hate American politicians? Maybe, but civilians? That's just low. Besides, other countries have had WAY worse history than we have. Might I also give you advice on using actual insults, that aren't laced with the usual stereotypes. I'm enlisting in the Army in 5 months; I don't have the option to be over-weight.

[calicom110]

@AsILayDyingOWNS77 Man retard, i am talking about the government, as for civilians, most of them are fucked up.

other countries have had "WAY" worse histories, but currently USA is the greatest backstabbing country.

Yeah and when you join the army, and your government tells you to kill innocent people, then we'll see what you really think of your country.

[AsILayDyingOWNS77]

@calicom110 Don't worry, the only people I will kill will be civilians...civilians in disguise! You're retarded as fuck. In every war there is collateral damage. It's not our fault the insurgents LOVE to hide behind their women and children. The U.S. does not purposely try to kill the innocent. Look up "Haditha" if you want. A group of U.S. Marines killed innocent people in Iraq, and they got IN TROUBLE for it. Besides, I'm pretty sure Canada has mistakenly killed the innocent in the middle east

[AsILayDyingOWNS77]

@calicom110 Only reason the U.S. is constantly under attack is because we have shit like wikileaks.

[calicom110]

@AsILayDyingOWNS77 no its cause the whole word hates you

[calicom110]

@AsILayDyingOWNS77 world*

[AsILayDyingOWNS77]

@calicom110 I love your illogical reasons you give to back up your argument, it's really pathetic.

[calicom110]

@AsILayDyingOWNS77 too bad they are true. the only thing that is pathetic, is your government.

[AsILayDyingOWNS77]

@calicom110 And most people call Americans stupid hahaha! I'll be the better man and end this childish conversation. Of course, I expect you to reply back, but I won't. Have a nice, pitiful life filled with stereotypes and false statements that you yourself can't back up.

[calicom110]

@AsILayDyingOWNS77 yeah sure believe what you want, still wont change the fact that the world hates you low lifes.

GO CANADA!!!!!

[meneedmoney]

@AsILayDyingOWNS77 stop looking for debates online

[AsILayDyingOWNS77]

@meneedmoney Mind your own fucking business

[longstar56]

VIDEO GAMES ARE GETTING CHEAPER AND CHEAPER!? DUDE 2 NEW GAMES COST 120$!!!!!

THE 80S HAD BETTER PRICES 2 GAMES U COULD GET 2 FOR 60$ (new)

[LHRTstrawn]

Umm. Teaching makes going to war look easy? WTF is that.

[DreamBigStudio]

William Wallace FTW FREEEEEEDOOOOMMMM!!!!!!

[DreamBigStudio]

William Wallace FTW

[57Markis]

dude i got to the weight room 5 days a week in school and tht was a must by my school

[NerdstatuZ]

@57Markis Yea i take a weight lifting class aswell. But it's only mandatory if you play sports.

[Farlioz]

Holy shit... 9 weeks of phys time? My school has 4 years twice a week and that's if you didn't take Physical education as a subject! If you took it as a subject after the first 2 years of highscool, you would be doing Phys sessions for 4 years 4 days a week!

[eblanco78]

PORKY PIG generation, jajajajajaja....

[JayMaztaz]

fat people need to die.

[liloboy911808]

@JayMaztaz You first!! Idiot

[H3Forge]

I am disqualified from Military due to Crohn's Disease. My knees are always enflamed and I can barely even bend down.

Crohn's Disease is mostly a digestive disease, so it's an automatic disqualification.

[The187Legacy]

notice only fat white people are the ones actually getting fat

[TheEmoistKidEver]

@The187Legacy uhh unless i read your comment wrong......but its blacks who are the obese majority

[liljSCK]

@The187Legacy Did you really just say only "fat" white people are getting "fat." How does a fat person get fat, when their already fat.

[DasAnnihilator]

at 0:34 ... did they say his name was General WILLIAM WALLACE?? FREEEEEDOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!

[Deetmonster]

if your too fat to get shot at and hold a gun.....you're pretty damn fat

[finefinefine]

Every 26 seconds someone drops out of high school? More like every 26 seconds someone wisens up to the fact that the education system is a joke.

[TheApexPredator92]

@finefinefine thank you couldnt of said it better myself im a drop out and my life has been much better since i dropped out plus this school only has nine weeks of gym my school had 2 years

[reddestror]

T_T i dont wanna join the army my dad was in the army for 20 years

[lakaumbucha]

I was too fat AND I had a record.

[tonycns]

If the military needs more soldiers they should have a fat camp.

[desertsoldier22]

Multicultural school! Bwuahaha! liberals are funny!

[1astOne]

2:15 those are my shoes lol

[twitchrdz956]

the pilot looks like he could be carrot top's cousin

[DevinChief]

if they let any fat person in the army the would be a hazard to their squad, platoon, etc. because they wouldn't be able to perform their job and would get other troops killed!

[studpuppy69]

@DevinChief I agree. I'm 6'1, 142 right now, I'm a couple pounds under requirements for Army but I'm still processing. I can do 41 sit ups in 2 minutes, 35 push ups in two minutes, and for the first time yesterday I ran 1.7 miles in 16:52. I need to get to 2 miles. I had to slow way down I was feeling nauesus towards the end. Typically I've only ran 1 mile at a time, gotta step it up.

[lvrpatriot01]

@DevinChief lol fat people can join..... the Army will get anyone fit and anyone inshape trust me...

[DevinChief]

@lvrpatriot01 then they wouldn't be fat silly

[SouthParkBear]

@DevinChief

Which is also why they should NEVER let WOMEN in combat.

[DevinChief]

@SouthParkBear exactly. thank god they can't go in the infantry or special forces!

[SouthParkBear]

@DevinChief

Yep except those gay "GI JANE" movies with Ashton Kutcher's old lady... and I do mean that literally!

[capps4242]

@DevinChief could they be a shield? xD

[CelticPoison]

@DevinChief What they need to do is replace all those fit women with desk jobs in the military, with the fatties... problem solved. Equal opportunity demands those women find themselves on the front lines.

[DevinChief]

@CelticPoison the american people aren't ready for women to be coming home in caskets on a daily basis. thats why they are not on the frontline.

[CelticPoison]

@DevinChief Equal opportunity my friend, equal opportunity.

[blobby1972]

@DevinChief or they dould hide behind him or her

[HornedWarMachine]

@DevinChief Just because someone's fat, doesn't meant their not healthy, my uncle has a big gut, but that son of a bitch can run 6 miles believe it, that more than passes the Marine qualification.

[DevinChief]

@HornedWarMachine actually yeah it does mean they're not healthy, my health class got lectured about how obesity isn't healthy everyday. and the marine qualification is 3 miles. and i seriously doubt that.

[HornedWarMachine]

@DevinChief Hahaha you doubt it but you're wrong friend, the obesity scale is sometimes fucked because they judge by body mass at times, some people are naturally bigger dawg. My uncle runs marathons and does obstacle courses all the time. I understand the idea of the military wanting smaller people, but turning people who have potential away because of tattoos, considered to be overweight, and whatever outdated requirements they have is silly.

[HornedWarMachine]

@DevinChief It's absurd to me that they won't let someone serve their country or help because they're seen as "not qualified." There's so many bullshit desk jobs and non-combat oriented things in there that people could do.

[DevinChief]

@HornedWarMachine not to many of those in the marines, they are mainly combat jobs. and the military wants the best, so if someone really wanted to be in the military they'd lose weight and most likely qualify.

[HornedWarMachine]

@DevinChief Marines have combat jobs yes, that's what they are. It seems like appearance matters more than the ability to actually get shit done though.

[DevinChief]

@HornedWarMachine well it kinda matters if the persons weight gets in the way of them doing their job.

[HornedWarMachine]

@DevinChief If they make it through boot camp it shouldn't.

[LACOLONIAX3CHIQUES]

first of all FUCK the system. they dont give a fuck about soldiers anyways they just use them like puppets...who gives a shit if you graduate? are the terrorist gonna ask you for a high school diploma to fight against them? too fat? well doesnt the army supposaly do all kinds of exercise which means they would lose weight, and a criminal record? so what maybe they wanna change their life, matter of fact send the criminals so they can get killed i would think the government would say!!!

[SoggySocksMcGinty]

General William Wallace doesn't just want skinny soldiers, he wants FREEEDOOOOOOOM.

[chazden]

Meanwhile In America...

[CanOfMinus]

It's my right as an American to have fat, lazy and stupid children, and its also my right to blame everyone else for it but me.

[SirenosSong]

The last girl walking when it says "mentally and physically" was a poor visual aid.

[Nefus1988]

America is doomed since there´s no natural food to buy, only this low fat chemical crap filled with aspartame.

[joeblowmha]

omg whoz gunna kill all the brown folk?

[purpdrank83]

I'd like to know if the lack of intelligence they're mentioning correlates with the kids coming from impoverished families. Low intelligence correlates with growing up poor and deficiency in nutrition and lacking mental/social factors associated with being poor.

I honestly can't imagine what highschool grad would sign up with the military at this point in a losing, severely unpopular war though.

[bulseye111]

@purpdrank83 i did and i come from an upper-middle class family out of high school you fuck. you prolly dont know what goes on, do you?

[TheTayz]

@purpdrank83

I know! This war....it's so unpopular that I am thanked nearly every time I'm out and about in uniform. Oh, and I receive discounts frequently across a wide variety of establishments for my trouble. So, so unpopular and hated.

Did I mention I'm a recent HS graduate? Why yes, I am motivated for causes beyond my own well being. Sorry, it's easy to forget how selfless traits are so rare. We do tend to dwindle down until the apathetic spawn their own ruination.

-U.S. Army Soldier

[coprographia]

That's fine, there's still plenty of lean neo-Nazis to fill out the ranks.

[CaramelAnt]

Or maybe kids aren't joining because they don't want to die in a pointless war.

[hurgle]

@CaramelAnt Fucking bingo. It's not like a few decades ago when government propaganda was the only story these kids are getting. Anyone old enough to go online knows damn well what sort of shit is happening.

[taylorferry7]

freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeedom­mmmmmmmmmmmmm

[AD80808]

General William Wallace! =O

Holy crap! Brave-heart!

[bedaine1]

mentaly weaker....last i heard school is harder now than it ever was 20 years back.

[rKrDuDe265]

i HOPE everyone gets morbidly obese. i take care of my body and when everyone is too fucking fat to move, i can do whatever the fuck i want and nobody can do shit!

[bedaine1]

@rKrDuDe265

fat ego anyone?

[rKrDuDe265]

@bedaine1 Apparently you're under the false pretense that you can gauge someone's pride based on a youtube comment. Unfortunately you can't distinguish between serious statements and JOKES so that's a pretty useless talent.

[DJScrew123]

damnit fatass!!!!!

[HERO]

did anyone else notice the guy that looked like carrot top?

[killerpups17]

ARE YOU PROUD, MCDONALDS??! :D

[MrRanger1987]

the statistics have read for a long time that only 40% of military members actually serve the minimum service time of their branch anyways. that number would be a lot better if they werent fat and getting injured all the time

[ronaldMc94]

Too Fat To Work ?

[MrFuckyou3535]

Too Fat To Kill??

[Hawk88568]

I went to military camp for 2 weeks once, cause i wanna go into the military after school and all that (i lost 20 lbs in 2 weeks), anyways one of the ionstructors (a navy seal in training) beleived that military service should be a requiremnt right out of high school. It would give maturity to people, i notice a lot of people seem to lack, confidence, self-control, and of course help with the America being the fatest nation on earth problem.

[bosanac01]

@Hawk88568 The country where I'm from (in Eastern Europe), this is required. Every young male must go to the military straight out of high school. Not necessarily go to war right away, but learn a lot of important values. And down the road if a war does break out, anyone can fight at any time because they already acquired the knowledge and what it takes.

[MeandYourMom6969]

@Hawk88568 If we did that then our country wouldnt be free. Sounds like a communist country to me. We have the right. So many people will protest. What kind of country will we be if that happend?

[Hawk88568]

@MeandYourMom6969

That is correct, which is why i dont totally agree with it. There are merits such as having an entire militarily trained population in case of emergencies like bosanac01 pointed out. But yeah, i do agree people have the right to choose

[lakers09champskobe24]

that teacher is stupid. He says his job makes going to war look easy. Alrite then lets send him to Iraq.

[Verclier]

@lakers09champskobe24 He was in Iraq you fucking dumbass, watch the video.

[EmoHunting666]

@lakers09champskobe24 it says he was a former air force pilot, he was probably joking

[Skredmpf]

make them fit so they can be kille in Iraq or Afghanistan. good use of americas youth!

[ram8704]

Video games make people fat? Games getting cheaper and cheaper? Wut?

[dusk1171]

@ram8704 you play to much videogames your not just fat your stupid

[ram8704]

@dusk1171 But I'm a computer engineer. They don't just hand out the degree. Things you go for fun like gaming do not effect your IQ.

[djchad83]

fat people suck!!!!!!!!!!!!

[TomCat2800]

Thank god we have nukes.....whew.

[largonoobstick]

r0fl

[Brich45]

There are a lot of fatt ass americans. So glad i'm not one of them =)

[chud89]

the army is recruiting people who have no education or are down on money they educate dumbasses who are just able to run army need to realize physical activty test arnt the only thing the army should ask for there are plenty of positions where it doesnt require you to climb a 4 story wall

[420darko]

fat americans hahaha

[mjjcng8958]

@420darko aww shut your face!!!!

[Modified20062]

@420darko keep laughing we don't need to be in shape to press a " nuke all foreigners" button. The japanese tried, look how that turned out. ( -_-)

[IronCobraKid]

@420darko always



[chitwood73]

Does it take a physically fit guy to sit in a Tank or Bradley and scan their sector? Does it take a Physically fit guy to plan and order missions? Come on! Just because they are fat doesn't mean they are stupid.

[NhilNinja]

wow, hear that? Fat is caused by video games and cellular transmissions

[lunafringe10]

And last not least, i imagine it would be impossible to stay clean in the US, If you think that its now a worse police state there ever was on this planet in the history of man, youre bound to run into a ticket or some other trumped up charge. I m only glad i m not living there

[lunafringe10]

if 28 pct were qualified, what happened to the army? The Taliban are winning, I think by the most there are 5 % qualified soldiers, The rest is simply meat waiting to get minced

[lunafringe10]

they should stuff them onto a C 130 and drop them on the plains of Afghanistan or wherever, get rid of them before they

pose a threat to the health insurance,

[lunafringe10]

what kind of qualification must one have to serve as canon fodder in the US army? Its just meat on 2 legs, serving to to clear the mines for expensive tanks and pose as a meat shield

for their superiors

[RageQuitProDuckshuns]

This is a really stupid question, but does america have private or catholic schools?

Ive never been there

[tjtank20]

yes there are

[RageQuitProDuckshuns]

lolk

[hawkthemane]

hey dumbass...its flouride not chorine...and diet dont mean shit if you dont have the right foods around...just look at Africa...and this isn't brand new shit to me at all...but there are plenty of people around world that have no fucking clue whats going...things are much worse than you can imagine...do your research before you try to sound smart on here

[sharlynkcb]

they should enfoce bootcamp for teens

[Roo47]

Maybe i shoud try out for american army as australias requirements are stupid during the interview, you need like 5 years work experience and degree they tell you though it is not stated before but I seen fat old people and overweight dumb ass kids get in I dont know why.

Now I just passed a course for english, I can relate to that airforce pilot.

[p0th3adny]

*live in america, the kids are raised by bad parents*

[FromyColdeadHands]

General William Wallace, remember BraveHeart, that is so great.

[JOKERSRWILD22]

this video about sums it up about our joke of a military!!!!! no wonder our fuckin country is a joke now days cause of fat fuckers like u see in the video!!!! better start learning to speak arabic!!!

[millerusaf]

You have no idea what you are talking about.

[fatlardgirl]

ur not funny