Re: The Consumatron Minute - 04/04/07 - Mobile

[yesjaide]

(ow did I miss this video for so long?!)

The ATM should be like R2D2, and have a little arm that can shoot out and give the offender a cattle prod shock. That would be fun to watch...

[winger1212]

I'd love to know if you say these thing out and about, right when you think of them. ?????? You're hilarious.

[Level5Dworc]

ATM Machine

automated teller machine machine

[whquick]

oh ok thanks, we call them cash machiens simple LOL

[Thetomeffect]

Coolest voice EVER.

[whquick]

whats an ATM machien

[knowingforever]

An ATM machine is where you draw money out from the bank

[stephleex33]

smart =]

[mjsmeganjeanshaw]

Brilliant. =]

[Jarbizu800]

lol nice response, and it's funny. 5 stars.

[pinkymccoversong]

i think the rise of the machine is looming deathly near...not in atm rebellions, but in blackberries. it won't be long before people have blackberries implanted into their arms. before you know it we'll have to ask arnie how he beat the evil femmebot in t3 and brought us all back to biblical beginnings by locking claire danes and some dude in a cellar.

[AnimeCanuck]

Hehehe

[yesjaide]

I like the idea of a little hand shooting out of the ATM and punching the person in the face when it detects speech that is not a mumbled "pin number...pin number...what the hell was the pin number again". Because some mumbling is necessary.

No Minute of Mark. HOURS of Mark- that's what we want!!!! (squelch the exclamations, woman!...sorry)

[SkeletonJill]

I agree with you. Call them back. Or if it's that bloody important, hold off on the ATM, coffee, etc. I promise, they won't run out of coffee/money (or at least, the odds are very slim) in the 30 seconds you're on the phone.

[Radiokid1010]

Really, ATM machines are computer operated, so I think that it's OK to use your cell phone then. But at coffee shops, supermarkets, and othernon-computer operated places, hold off on taking that call until another time.

[DoctorFist]

You don't really need a cellphone anyways, as long as you plan your day well

[RoseSiegel]

(whines) but there are so many important cell phone calls and so little time.... (pouts)

[Lakawych]

you're right man ! keep up the good work !

[fauxquixote]

that'll just cause an ID-10-T error

[Muaguana]

That's one long-ass crush name.

[Pensionisten]

thanks mark for beeing one that bring a smile to my face almost daily, you are really apreciated, keep up the good work =))

[kenrg]

I've been more and more annoyed by the people who have the little hands-free phone clipped to their ears 24 hours/day. You never know if they're having a conversation with somebody or just off their meds.

[WileyCoyote69]

Ach!

[FakePoster1]

Fake.. This is fake

[rjport]

how can it be fake? what is fake about it?

you twat...go hang yourself

[rjport]

also, where is your proof?

[psymon2005]

The body would've decomposed by then if it was real, so the said markings on her chest wouldn't be there.

[fuergrissa220491]

funny

[Mum2Ana]

GREAT point... does that also count when you are shopping, talking on the phone and trying to disipline your child... geesh, the only other thing the Mom at the store could of been doing is chewing gum... all at the same time! get off the phone!!!

[sarrycrey]

biblegirl7 says she cannot stand it when ppl say "ATM machine" because the M stands for Machine so it is saying machine twice. (Automated Teller Machine Machine)I am going to share this video with her. Heeeehheeee Ohhhh I am evil. BTW, great response as always.

[consumatron]

No joke... I've seen an ATM with a sign on it warning people not to use their cell phone while taking out money due to mugging dangers.

[DVincentW]

Very true. 'Tank you!

[FakePoster1]

Fake.. he is bold

[N3ppyZ]

Fake.. He's a poster.

[javeljaveljavel]

that guy's got a g*y voice, and 's got a earing lol

[nicefrigginrack]

can't spell GAY? what really is GAY is that you spell it with an * as if that makes it less offensive as a comment. maybe you're the one that smokes the big boy meat you fucking idiot.

[YTS]

haaaaaaaaaaahahahahaha ownedizzled

[fauxquixote]

There's "gay" and there's "ghey"... which are you talking about?

[nicefrigginrack]

"ghey" is another one of these pseudo-words where someone wants to say one thing but is too much of a pussy or too stupid to say what they mean. i'm talking about people pulling their head out of their ass. if you think "ghey" means anything then you're fucked in the head. see how i was direct and to the point? try that.

[fauxquixote]

"ghey" means corny, "gay" means homosexual. I didn't create the words or how they're used, but someone did to emphasize the difference in their meanings. Just like "phat". And what the hell is a pseudo-word? If you can speak it and it has a meaning, then it's a word. Stop being so small-minded, for crying out loud. It's the 21st century already!

[nicefrigginrack]

ghey doesn't mean anything and phat doesn't either. these are example of made up words by stupid fucks that think they're clever. seems as though we'd have better things to do in the 21st century than making up bullshit. not buying into the bullshit culture of retards doesn't make me small minded. it's not that i'm not aware, it's that i don't care. phuk urself. am i cool now?

[fauxquixote]

You need to learn to pick your battles.

[nicefrigginrack]

why? should i be afraid of the horrible things you might type next? you don't even make any sense. you're a dumb fuck and it's fun for me to rip on you. now it's your turn. say something stupid.

[fauxquixote]

I couldn't post my reply here, so check your comments. And get fucked, btw. You act like you really need it. Ciao.

[nicefrigginrack]

having sex wouldn't fix what's wrong with you. of course you only have sex in another man's ass so maybe if you hooked up with a woman you could be fixed. too bad you're too much of an asshole to get anything but the most stupid skanky drunk bitch. maybe if you save your money a hooker would do you. maybe (i doubt it though)

[dotchoo]

this is too mean to be taken seriusly. is this what u keep yourself occupied with?

[psymon2005]

Already?? That Came Quick...

[fauxquixote]

I'm quick... what can I say?

[psymon2005]

lol! well i wouldn't have said that about myself (assuming your a guy?)

[nicefrigginrack]

i can't wait until the robots rise up and kill all these stupid assholes. 1010101000111001010 (binary code to my robot pals in case you idiots are too stupid to know)

[Superdave1051]

yes, in this world, there are only 10 kinds of people; Ones that understand binary code and ones that don't

[kenrg]

LOL I love that joke. Who says geeks can't be funny?

[jpgrdnr]

Rise of the Robots!

i guess i have to get started on making my AI...

hmmm...well apparent AI

[Espiriteus]

My cell phone repeated attempts to commit suicide. I have this utter contept for all phones, but cell phones are a particular peeve. So those of you who walk around town with a damn phone glued to your hear, hear this "I don't want to hear your yuppie conversations." and those of you with those bionic ears that receive cell response. "Jump in a pond... before someone pushes you." I hate very few things in life. Only Ants and Cell Phone users are amongst them.

[KoalaZombie]

Oh god... I just realized something. If that's true with ATMs, just think what trouble will be caused by PCs owned by idiots!

[MNFoxtrot]

That's a valid point.

[pro7o7ype]

saying ATM machine is redundant. Thats what the M is for. So you just said Automated Teller Machine Machine about 17 times in 57 sec. :)!!!!LOL

[MNFoxtrot]

Actually it was only 4, that's not so bad, is it?

[stvchelgren]

I agree with everything you just said.

[TexarkanaBraveheart]

good idea and good vlog.I hate cellphones.and yes i do see a potential terminator scenario down the line.maybe 30 or 40 years.also being on your cellphone at the atm,leaves you vulnerable to attack,trust me a criminal will actively seek you out.

[DorothyCatalonia]

Yes, please don't feed the criminals by reckless cell phone use.

[BMac199]

Well said Mark. Some people are so rude.

[D4Shawn]

Hmmm... Does that mean that the good (reprogrammed) Terminator is going to travel back to our time once more to terminate everybody with a cell phone?

[SonofKain]

lol, very nice... it's amazing how people adapt so fast to things. 10 years ago a cell phone was a commodity, now most people can't live without one. it's kinda cool, but it's kinda scary too

[BurgerTrench]

You're still annoying, shut your trap!

[markdayresponse]

If you continue to find yourself watching videos you know you'll find annoying, seek professional help.

[TinRoofTed]

Burgertrench just got taken up a notch. BAM!!!

... Burgertime was an awesome game...

[DMXell]

Lol, great video. I hate it when people talk on their cellphones like that.

[zeus41782]

Just today found your videos, great stuff. I had to subscribe right away.

[AmazingType1]

Haha, can't wait till computers start taking over

[MrMysterioGrim]

Im surprised that my sister hasn't been killed by an atm machine. Thanks for the warning and ingenious idea! :D