How to Text Females

[TheAnnabellelovely]

I think you're overanalyzing texts...i just say what's on my mind, sorry if i come across as sad or bossy! in person, im not like that at all!!!

[cochagirl]

bwahaha a waiter at a 50s themed restaurant called my dad scooter once. his name is eduardo.

[TanvisLittleWorld]

I was fine with 'hey :)' the second way looked so irritating if I get a text like that I swear I'd throw my phone away!!!

[XJonnyGunsX]

...is to tell a lie...(or give her money.) XD

[TCOGMan]

We take the same protein. Nice.

[adriannadannyfan]

Yeah... Have to disagree with the emoticon thing. I seriously do only use emoticons to express emotion, and otherwise DO use proper grammar in texts. It actually annoys me when people use a lot of emoticons, exclamation points and acronyms.

[MaddieTheMockingjay]

for some reason you remind me of a black version of joey richter......

[Justinkz3895]

your definitly the old spice guy...

[orusxiii]

LOL

[girlo0o]

That's True XD

[blobby427]

teach me how to dougie? please?

[slenderlatina]

All true, except the lying part. :) Yup, I just did that.

[mamibear0402]

lmao.. "or money" nice little touch in the bottom

[wogo11]

This is why white people cant make videos like this. The dance outro would be a total failure

[TKMSeznam12]

@wogo11 That's not even dancing.

[theshowgunner]

Lmao "lick me all over" XD wtf

[Kamage07]

"or give her money"

[Jen321able]

I'm a girl and I have no idea what half that shit meant hahaha.

[pinkyblast11]

omg i soooo relate with the periods i hate when guys do that it makes me think theyre mad or something! haa so much emotions in texts. :D

[XxsammixXily]

Females also hate one letter texts, like k :|

[DigitalKushRadio]

@XxsammixXily This

[TheBlackKatana]

@XxsammixXily i swear dudes hate that too

[ThaProjec]

@XxsammixXily k

[GameMinister]

@XxsammixXily Ok.

[Tchrjeanne]

Cameron M. how dare you tell tell people to lie to girls. Did I teach you this at all? OMG!!

:-) I am aghast! :-( I am shocked!!!!!! ;----( How could you! :P Sad! Sad!! Sad!!!

Mrs. Z

[k3lli3b00]

I catch my boyfriend in lies. |:<

[Bieleber411Mak]

Spoon freaking true! Subscriber just earned :)

[NYkiNY]

lolololololol. this is true..

[HirachieOfSociety]

The emoticon rule is completely wrong. I will only give a smiley face if the girl deserves it. In other words if she generally makes me happy or laugh then she'll get one. Until then I keep them out of texts since it shows me more a friend then anything. The winky face doesn't count since it's sexual ;)

[mastercrowly]

Where did the hat come from?..

[mastercrowly]

Ok whoa rule number 3 is completely wrong man.. Girls know that you are bullshitting them when you constantly put down smiley faces and shit. I just write normally and I don't seem to have any problems. But that could be because I don't talk to psycho neurotic girls.

[mastercrowly]

Haha all periods are middle fingers not sad faces.

[willisan]

@mastercrowly TRuth lol

[mastercrowly]

I went to the store to buy some protein but the cashier said there was no whey.

[maxwellpassion]

LOL this is awesome

[XClubbraxal44]

hahhaa this is so funny, im a female and i will admit.. most of that is true :)!!!!!!!!!;)

[CKOD]

send that bitch a smiley face, bitches love smiley faces.

[SistaBlunt]

first rule for texting a female -

dont call her a female.

we hate that, and probably wont text back.

[MrandMrsOnesie]

Wow....I'm cracking up. It's true for those younger gals. I see my cousins all the time just LOL, SMH...I usually have to google the meaning but you're not lying.

[TheLoveofMyLife00]

This video I dont agree with but most of your videos are good

[TheDarkandLovelyAnge]

Damn, I'm a girl, and I was bored so i watched this (the sad thing is they are good rules but you need one more)

Rule #5: dont get caught lieing

[kaala79]

lol saw you on RIGHT THIS MINUTE this morning!!!

[MegaVickylicious]

This is so perfect I'm actually kind of upset that I contribute to this lol

[Vinilindsey]

To other girls, if you do this, you need help.

[Swaymay1]

hahaha!!!!!! i didnt even think about it but this it way true!! :]

[LoveHopelessly]

I must thank Tumblr for introducing me to this channel... i'm definitely subscribing right now.

[aedmond1]

The dance outro was the business bro lol

[tibaker]

this is amazing

[Chapman407]

BOL!!!!