Joey should ignore any time-wasting loser he ever meets and focus upon his own business, or he could wind up like Mr. Alexander; cruising the elementary schools in a black Desoto with bags of candy.
Joey 's Mother's system worked so well that Joy went on to make many wonderful friends through school, and later college and workplace.
However, the economy tanked and Joey lost his prestigious job. He was thus forced to take a commission-only job selling life insurance as well casualty insurance,property insurance and lesser derivatives.
Now no one wants to be his friend. Old or young. But Mother is still his friend. Tommy lives in her basement.
Coronet films led me to become the woman I am today! Who knows what I'd be like if the mess the talented scriptwriters, directors and actors in Coronet films..
Too bad Facebook wasn't around when this film was made.
Why does everybody look so perfect in footage of the past, in today's t.v. everybody is a pervert, a homo, a pedophile, a drug addict, a rapist, an alcoholic,etc.
@7:19 the mittens look like yetti faces.
inflorire 3 months ago
PARTY AT JOEY'S HOUSE!!!!
wezdog1 5 months ago
Couper11: Betty was a popular girls' name back in the 50's. There were no glrls named Hayden, Kayla, Madison, or Kaylee back then.
nanlisa 5 months ago
If it wasn't for Coronet films, i wouldn't have any idea of how to live and what is right.
6motion6 6 months ago
Joey should ignore any time-wasting loser he ever meets and focus upon his own business, or he could wind up like Mr. Alexander; cruising the elementary schools in a black Desoto with bags of candy.
JeffersonDinedAlone 6 months ago
the world's first emo kid... btw mr. alexander is creepy :S
GShoe32 9 months ago
What sort of socially backwards kids grew up in the 50's?
JoaquinAndThePenguin 10 months ago
@JoaquinAndThePenguin
I grew up in the 50s from ages 1-8, and I can assure you the backwards kids are only in Coronet films.
6motion6 6 months ago
Joey 's Mother's system worked so well that Joy went on to make many wonderful friends through school, and later college and workplace.
However, the economy tanked and Joey lost his prestigious job. He was thus forced to take a commission-only job selling life insurance as well casualty insurance,property insurance and lesser derivatives.
Now no one wants to be his friend. Old or young. But Mother is still his friend. Tommy lives in her basement.
somersetdc 1 year ago
joey reminds me of ralphie from a 'christmas story'
freedo333 1 year ago
where can I buy that stamp?
mipmipmipmipmip 1 year ago
to be honest, even though this looks slightly ridiculous, I am sure it helped a lot of shy kids...
yellowwitch1 1 year ago
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qwertasdcfghjklmo24z 1 year ago
what is in the sack?
theguybelowmefarted 1 year ago
Coronet films led me to become the woman I am today! Who knows what I'd be like if the mess the talented scriptwriters, directors and actors in Coronet films..
Too bad Facebook wasn't around when this film was made.
6motion6 1 year ago
"Want some candy little girl?" "Why Yes! Thank you Mister...uh what is your name sir?"
"Just call me Chester."
jengacrock 1 year ago
"if they can be friends just about anybody can be friends" but not with the nice niggers down the street
thomasuras 1 year ago
@thomasuras Or the homos
PeaceNdLovee 1 year ago
Wait until the whole class tells Joey to piss off~
pickofthepatch 2 years ago
"Ginger is Joey's friend, and Mother is too!"
Lucky Joey... I know the footage is black and white but Ginger the dog doesnt look very ginger...
cloudillusion 2 years ago
i think mr alexander would get arrested in he touched little girls' hair in today's world
malibulanlan 2 years ago
printing set?
A20BuckProduction 2 years ago
The narrator sounds just like the one in "Taking Care of Things."
Kahran042 2 years ago
Today they would lock up Mr. Alexander.
vidguy007 2 years ago 11
roflmao indeed
ancientmariner1984 2 years ago
What the hell...Fred's drawing sucks. NO JOEY, DON'T DO IT, THE DRAWING IS A LIE!!
planetsdm 2 years ago
I think Ritalin would improve Joey's social life--don't you? Maybe mother will get him a perscription?
somersetdc 2 years ago
@somersetdc Zoloft for the social anxiety.
chaoticpix93 1 year ago
Yesss...have some candy little girl! xD
UniqueeSkull 2 years ago
yes, help her work the toy...
greensleeves32 3 years ago
Friends are simple and easy...
rowedahelicon 3 years ago
Barney, Betty and Fred?... Flinstones jackers... and Fred, that's a really shitty drawing. You need more practice - you're just a kid.
And well, well, Suzie's just a little girl, but you should still play in Joey's house
greensleeves32 3 years ago
just a kid lol, he's gotta be 68 by now at least lol
rowedahelicon 3 years ago
Just WHAT did Mr. Alexander give the little girl? Was it some candy?
peanutplays 3 years ago
It looked like a jaw breaker
rowedahelicon 3 years ago
ho ho
FelixDembinski 3 years ago
Was everyone in the 50s called betty? There always seems to be a betty character in 50s movies
Coupe11 3 years ago 3
How very educational.
flyingantelopes 3 years ago
Barney and Betty?
SomewhereInBurnaby 3 years ago
The mom is dead, the teacher is dead, the old guy is dead, Joey is dead or about to, and everyone else is on the same path.
EddyARB 4 years ago
Why does everybody look so perfect in footage of the past, in today's t.v. everybody is a pervert, a homo, a pedophile, a drug addict, a rapist, an alcoholic,etc.
EddyARB 4 years ago
You're dang right thats a fine drawing! Well done... pal:)
~NewTheatron:)
newtheatron 4 years ago
Kill that perv, he showed her his sack!
xisitmex 4 years ago 2
Is there a place where can I download this clip?
peskeyplumber 4 years ago
"Secret" to having friends: excessive flattery
kwolf002 4 years ago
Don't forget the nonstop, ceaseless smiling.
annearky 4 years ago 2
aww! lol
rainbowsanddaisies 4 years ago
closeholydarkness is a creep
davids916 4 years ago
lol
pumpkinking99 4 years ago
Truth...
novikoff 4 years ago
Future politician?? Those gloves are hideous!!
themaltesebippy 4 years ago
This is too freaky funny.
Did people actually believe this crap back then?!?!?
bizferret 4 years ago
omg pedophillia O_O;
alabamabeaver 4 years ago
Joey plays with himself.... ! BY himself I mean lol
RavenCK 4 years ago
little joey doesn't have any friends because he sacrifices puppies to pagan warlords!
closeholydarkness 5 years ago
True i saw him do it.
oopsypoopsy 4 years ago
:D:D
bizferret 4 years ago
oh my gosh is this funny!
vw77 5 years ago