Cast Away + Fed Ex Spoof

[MrSteelerfever]

By the way...what's in the package?

A sat phone, gps locator, sunflower seeds, and a .44 magnum so you can blow your brains out for not checking the damn package in the first place ya dumbass!

[DashOfRainbow]

The writers of Cast Away said that the package he held onto actually contained some life-saving things, like a satellite phone, lol.

[libertyordeaf]

I'm surprised it didn't contain a blow-up sex doll too.

[kostis565]

i would kill her

[WalrusesFTW]

Wow that's unfortunate

[mschloekitty]

one thing. love the movie. was this really a commercial at one time? i hope it was. if it wasn't can you put it on for a commercial?

[Sharyl2011]

Haaaahaaa this was too funny XD

[eeewnerds]

I have that same phone! It's off the chain! I'm one of them "cool" kids.

[dwarfer777]

lol i thought of that package being a satphone a few months ago

[annamoca9]

Lol

[TheEXpothead]

everything he needed in 1 box :D

[Area51ZeroX]

if that was me i'd be fuckin piss....xD

[14jackthelad]

If anyone is actually wondering what was in the package for the real film it was divorce papers as you see in the start of the movie she gives the package to that black guy and it gose to the russian guy etc... then it got put back on the plane to be ruturnet to the lady and at the end Tom hanks takes the package to the house and then you see him drive off and a women tells him directions and as the truck dives away it has the same symbol on the bumper as the package had thats who it belonged 2

[born2hate41]

LMAO!

[luisonia1218]

just silly stuff. lol

[nekizmijavcanin3]

hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!

[ranechabria]

@CRAZYSEAN - duh!

[CordyBear1]

"Hey, what was in that package?"

"Oh, nothing much, just...*items*"

"Oh, just some silly stuff."

*door closes*

"FFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUU-"

[daddyschlong14]

I don't get he comments about he should kill himself, if he's just survived 4 years on an island then would be a bit pointless

[Sonics777]

AHAAAAA

[IrishAmerican1234]

WILSON!!! WILSON!!!

[torontommcanada]

"Water purifier"".....the guy was drinking his piss for 5 years hehehe and, there is "water purifier on that package !! loool hilarious !

[J0E1011]

Fail

[bobmi89]

thaha xD

[cheeseno1]

"You got a gun in there so I can shoot myself in the face?"

[oofeewise]

WAD THE!!!!!!!!!!! if he'd open it, he wouldnt have spent all his time talking to his Ball!

[kistajk]

You know, it was actually the director of the movie that first joked about a solar-powered cellphone inside that package, lol.

[dinnis19]

poor guy

[BeatlesFanCharsh]

OMG I can just imagine after she closes the door after, "FUCK!!!!!"

[thegodfather956]

lmfao im pretty sure thats what was in the package

[AndersonSG55]

LMFAO that would suck sooooo much. This is hilarious if you've seen the movie.

[omegablk18]

I'd be like "Fuck you FedEX I quit!!!!!"

[robbyj890]

i bet he wishes there was a dvd player and some pornos in that package lol

[GoPlayWii]

ROFL

[JEFNOVEQUATTRO]

hahahahahahahahahaha XD

[MRKWTZ]

I always wanted to know what is in that package. LOL!

[TheGrateBob]

WOW sucks to be that guy!!!!!!!!!

[jiturokz]

LOL!!!

[Ella3295]

I just finished watching the movie lol

[BeatlesFanCharsh]

@Ella3295 Haha!! I love it. I was thinking of watching it today :D

[skulliz]

ahahahahahaha!

[carchis]

I will hang myself. I will go back to that island and get it done, while in the way down Ill say STUPID

[PKVCMOSS]

haha was that a real commercial!

[k2iscool27]

That would suck

[azullama]

hahahahaha.. gahhhh!!! should have opened the box!! xD

[samgamji]

LOL

[LyndxD]

LOL if only he opened it...

[mannyter]

thats really sad but still funny

[Delparm]

this reminds me of the people who still think Obama's doing the right thing.

"They just don't get it"

The liberals/progressives as as smart as this guy.

[drgusak]

.hahahahhahhah...

[ParadiseofTruth]

Damn, that was fucked up. If ONLY he would have opened that package... *LMAO*

[kcz9271992]

I think he is goin to kill himself after this

[pspjunkie777]

really? omg... that's soo bad!

[sulhil]

thats sad check my movie out

[pspjunkie777]

i wonder what really was in the package... (in the movie)

[dnon75]

I heard it was actually a huge black dildo and a bottle of lube.

[cOLnzkiE]

hahahahahahaha

[NuvoLari760]

but this is very funny !

my sentences were a joke ^^

[NuvoLari760]

asshole !!

this movie is the best movie worldwide

[mgospeed31]

I'd be so fucking pissed.

[Eye2EyeIIIV]

sad...

[flash348]

Probably the funniest commercial I've ever seen, you have to see the movie though to get the joke. :D

[Selinja]

@flash348

Actually, you don't have to see the movie to get the joke. He states in the commercial everything one needs to know. But of course it is a lot funnier if you've watched the film :)

[hangemhigh2000]

@flash348 Like I really needed that.

[framecut]

This commercial was actually based on a joke made by the director (Zemeckis)

[TheoryOMech3]

lol nice

[laswap1]

He could of used to GPS locator to find his location, and use the Satelite phone (which works on satelite not signal) to give his precise location, which would of meant he would of been home in maybe 12 hours or something... yet he spent 4/5 YEARS with wilson the volleyball. The seeds would of been useless because they take weeks/months to grow.

[parkerman6]

not true!!!! He could have ATE said seeds.

[Daffy711]

@laswap1 No shit , sherlock!

[QuantumStates]

hahahahahaha

[blackhelicon]

pwned! *gg*

[esrapk]

hahaha

[AirAtlantaAndFsx357]

Holy Shitt are you kidding???...She's are so focking dumbass xD

[MusicLover11325]

hahahhahah he could of used it for survival!

[tucci06]

lmao thats exactly what I always said was probably in the box rofl

[partyreeco]

just silly stuf

[partyreeco]

hahaha thats fucking hilarious

[DanielLucas2104]

xD

nice

[crazycar1234]

hahah

pwned

[blahblahhai]

LMAO this is the real ending (i mean not how the video was made) but it was on the 2nd disc if u bought cast away. LMAO SOOOO FUNNYYY HAHAHA X_x

[darko123456]

LMAO!

[johnmalory26]

I work in FedEx

[tissotmotogp88]

hahaha thats fucking hilarious, gps, ha

[tarheelsrule1500]

this was a superbowl commercial

[sophosdildo]

owned!!!

[MrLikecheeze]

that wuz funny lol

[Jordann953]

whahaha!!!!!! hahaha xD

[TheAmbroisa]

After watching that movie, I have to say, it was so moving, that is, just, fuck, damn.

[Wolfbane8]

Damn!

[actingimprov]

Oh, that sucks!

[thewewguy8t88]

thats so funny :D

[Melissa322]

LOLOLOLOL hfguiodgjdfg

[TankCop]

Why didn't he save yet? O_o

[D081]

LMFAO

hadnt seen this yet xD

[Adolfinthemix]

jajaja excelente!

[JayBoogz1994]

GPS artards

[pvbinoyable]

oh man its funniest!!!!!!!!!!

[Xfreak1995]

hahahha very funny

[669596]

lol

[Jimendrix]

hmmm i thought of this the first time i saw this movie XD

[soloboi05]

hahahaha funny island owned him quit some long time

[Jimendrix]

LOL XD

[GiordanoBertagnin]

ahahah

[TheCyberdon]

gutted

[billo82]

can someone please write what she says... coz i don't understan everything.. thanks!

[ryanroya]

that means you have a VERY VERY LOW IQ

[billo82]

as your mother fucking son of a bitch

[ominus011]

Idiot.

[homer30]

hahaha if that happens to me, i would kill myself in front of that lady hahaha

[MrHeeHa]

PWNED

[ZincFuse]

Ah Man, That would suck. Lol

[Napalmreaper]

In reality FedEx wouldn't have delivered shit anyways cuz they are all passive aggressive bureaucratic trolls with beer guts. Idiots don't even leave any notice that an attempt was made to deliver.

[conman2317]

you are very cynical my friend...

[VortexOfTime2]

Is FedEX now been replaced by UP something, i don;t remember the name of the company but they drive in Brown Vans and they go almost everywhere

[fepe09]

UPS? hahahah wow

[Troop3r666]

GPS*

[Gnoma2345]

ups?

[undertakergarfield]

ups

[gamefreak1000000]

@Napalmreaper It sure as hell beats USPS, though.

[Exp0s67]

what is the name of this song ?

[maxpower010]

LOL

OWNED

[apochrypia]

hahaha thats too bad for tom hanks XD

lmao good one

[fan2hit]

LMAO !!!!!!!!!

what the fuck ......lol

[martka1986]

LOL :D

[MarieDoZsele]

wuaaaaaaaaaaaaaa :D:D:D:D

[szidzse]

dudeeeeeee you sucked :DDDD XD

[RISEagainst1928]

LOL XD

[marshallbm]

xD Suck

[ElCholoMeX]

hahaha dam that's funny XD

[011145828]

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhhhhhhh LOL

[mqii]

LOL, haha

[jlilcutie]

lmao

[RISEagainst1928]

lol thats great

[sicfuck87]

haha thatd be my luck

[juicr500]

F*CK!

Should' ve opened the box, dude.

[slipknotfool182]

true dat lol

[devan12321]

OWNEDDDD

[fjaramillo1977]

ha ha ha, this sounds like something that would happen to me

[classicleon]

LAUGH MY FUCKING ASS OFF!!!!!!!

[lynnajp]

Hahahaha I am with of the one of it it is still well that it had Mr. Wilson!

[pigavans]

good comedy......i hail this scene, and the one in disguise of tom hanks. I would like to pay obeisance to this comedy scene,and indeed hats of to this movie !!!!! lol....:) D:

[aaronkehl]

I like the look on his face when he sees that...I imagined the phone in the box when I saw the movie too.

[nong333]

You know what's really funny?

In an interview with Director Robert Zemekis, he was asked what was in the unopened package.

He answered, tongue in cheek, A waterproof, solar-powered, satellite phone.

To hear him say it for yourself on the DVD, do this: Start at the Special Features Main Menu and enter the Video & Stills Galleries. When you see "Raft Escape" press left on your remote to highlight the "World Of Time" logo

[nearadyn]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!

[dkell139]

dumb ass

[erdayameena]

grt work ...

hats of...

[mik2837]

i always thought it would be really funny if there was a bomb in that package or anthrax or something

[Shinocosplayer]

wow that sucks

[TheBlackSweater]

first time i saw the movie that was exactly what I thought was in the box!

[thire10]

HAHA. how messed up but FUNNY! hahaha

[Requiredghr18]

wow, i feel worse for this guy than i did for tom hanks

[smshrbm]

me tooo, wow that was painful.

[infiniteplaylist56]

poor guy XD

[leosaba2]

OAHAHAHAHAHAUAUAUAWA

[heijsansveijsan]

Godd idea.

Very funny!!!

Hahahaha

[TomljenovicS]

lmfao

[loopy1980]

OMG THAT WAS SOOOOOO FUNNY!!!

[skate4dc4]

best comercial ever

[thatmymp5]

haha haha haha :)) hee hee hee!

[doglover45732]

rofl wtf every thing he neded

[diman64]

Great!! >)))

[haledann]

This was awesome!

[intittled]

lol

[tomeofenigmas]

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[h20kill]

haaaaaahahahaaaahahahahiihihi (audio preview so hilarious)

[lbcya99]

lmfao

[kitkatmany]

LMFAO!

[Maddness990]

LOL!

[elmoqt03]

that is hilarious. but to get this, you have to watch cast away.

[ajtaggs]

not really.... I think the average person could get this without watching cast away

[h20kill]

yeah i think so 2 i didn't see cast aways and i get it

[corvettezack]

ahhhhhh damn that sucks lol rofl copter

[JohnEko]

Advertising your site through a video you didn't make, pothetic.

[checkmateIXX]

LMAO

[TarnDarkBlade72]

ahahaha

[orishas92]

lmao