Light Yagami and Ryuk's CHEAPEST jokes

[ProfPikachu]

Yo mama's so fat, than when she walked in front of the TV, I missed 2 movies and 7 commercial breaks!

...Lol, I'm English, and I'm saying this like an American >_<

[Zorendorf]

Your mom's so fat, Light had to write her name four times to kill all of her

[SpecialFerret]

Yo momma's so dumb, she wrote her name in the Death Note so people would know who to return it to if she ever lost it.

[smileyface317]

Yo momma's so fat, when she walks in high-heels, she strikes oil.

[RandomShinigami7]

Your mamma's so fat she makes Jabba the Hut look anorexic

[ekkm2013xftw]

Yo mama so fat, she exercises by reaching for the remote.

[117starpower]

yo momma's so fat that if she jump the earth will change place with venus

[yoda1364]

yo momma's so fat she pressed up in the elevator and went down

[Hinata708]

yo mama so fat,that whenever she moves,she cause an earthquake!

[yalinegurl1]

Yo mama's so fat, when she wears red people say "HEY KOOL-AID MAN!"

[DarkMatterOfFantasys]

your mommas so fat that when she got her driving licence, the picture said continued on the other side

[narutofanmade]

@DarkMatterOfFantasys yo mama so stupid she threw a rock at the ground and missed

[CuteNekoBoySasuke1]

yo mama so fat, like jabba the hut!!

[IJustWatchEm71]

Yo Momma so ugly; when she looked out the window one day, she got arrested for MOONING!

[tigermegz]

Yo' Mamma's so fat and stupid, the only letters in the alphabet she knows are KFC! =]

[jakhamer7]

yo momma's so stupid when she found a deathnote she wrote her own name just to tes it out (lame)

[Gorillazrocks23]

Yo momma is so stupid, that when people said, "It's chilly outside" she quickly ran outside with a spoon

[FaiteCullen]

Yo Momma so dumb, she tryed to spell the aplhabet with M&M's!

[mom99099]

Yo momma so ugly that when she was born her mother said "what a treasure" then her dad said "yes now lets go bury it!"

[Scithe20]

Yo Momma So Fat ThatWhen She Jumped For Joy She Got Stuck... Between Two Planets

[HeartJacker13]

yo momma's so fat, death note can't kill her.

[sOnGwRiTiNgSkAtEr]

holy crap, that's FAT!

[PSPsongs]

@HeartJacker13 i dont understand

[nejifan365]

Yo momma's so nasty she puts ice in her pants to keep the crabs fresh

[sketchturner88]

.... Yo mamma's so fat that her blood type is Ragu

[ElbinoCake]

Yo momma is SOOOO stupid, that when you were born, and she cut the unbilical cord she said "it comes with cable!"

[DarkDemonKiller]

Oh yeah You ever heard of the old lady who lives in a shoe? Well yo momma is so poor she lives in a flip flop!

[ElbinoCake]

Oh damn, That was a good one! Yo momma's head is so bald and smooth that when she sleeps on the pillow, her head slides right off!

[DarkDemonKiller]

Good one. Yo Momma's so ugly when she went into the beauty parlor it burned to the ground

[ElbinoCake]

... Yo momma is so fat when the house burnt down, we used her undowear as a tent.

[DarkDemonKiller]

....... Yo Momma's teeth are soooo yellow I can't believe it's not butter!

[ElbinoCake]

Yo momma is so fat, when she ran, the CD player skipped... at the radio station.

[DarkDemonKiller]

Yo Momma's so short she has to slam dunk her bus fare!

[ElbinoCake]

Yo Momma so fat, when she crosses the street, cars look out for her.

[TehAshtonious]

Yo Mamma's So Hairy That, When You Was Born, You Got Carpet-Burns!! BARGH (lame)

[ElbinoCake]

LOL O: Oh shit! But you know what? Yo momma is so fat, that when I ran around her, I got lost.

[hottyboy13]

ur moms so fucking fat she got stuck in the grand canyon

[6our6vampire6hearts]

pfffft lmfao xD

[sakira449]

You mamma's got on toe and one knee they call her Toeknee!!1 XD get it toe knee To ny TONY HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH­AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHhahahahahHAH­AHAHAHAHHABAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAAH­AAAUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHA­H!!!!HAHAHA HA HA HEW.ok i'm done now.

[XXBloods009XX]

microsoft sam hahahaha

[ikarai1]

yo momma so ugly not even naruto believe it

[loctos123]

yo momma so ugly it makes ryuk look like a pornstar

[MusicalRainz]

Thesong at the end was Ditsy for Daddy from the Bleach OST :3

~Anime Addict XD

[Narutomajorfan]

APPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­

[magicalgirlbehoimi]

lol that was stupid XD

[kingman1245]

WHAT'S THAT SONG AT THE END

[fallingsun17]

OH COOL FIRST COMMENT WTF