Sweary Brian Blessed

[nathanpreece]

"POWDER ME DOWN, YOU SLUT!"

[cheaperreaper]

Think I'm right in saying this is the shortlived gameshow called Nexus. Brian is hillarious.

[fister69]

lol so funny wanking machine classic

[pentherapy]

If it wasn't for the age difference, he'd have been a PERFECT choice to play Robert Baratheon.

[BaubleRob]

Everest should try climbing Brian Blessed.

[returnoftheredeye]

I hope to God I end up something like him when I'm that age.

[oooooooosit]

Possibly the greatest Englishman that ever lived!

[RustiSwordz]

Fucking Arses! LOL

[Matty09Magic]

when he says wanking mashine, that was on russel howard on brian blessed voicing tomtom

[leo13free]

"Powder me down, ya slut!" — Lmao!!! Thank you for this!

[lewars1912]

Would never get me fucking swearing. Fucking terrible.

[MacJaxonManOfAction]

This man defeats mountains. Nuff said.

[sootyferrari65]

And this was the man who did a voice for a disney movie

[Disconosebleed]

it's just an obvious fake come on guys......i mean come on seriously?

[Disconosebleed]

God this is so completely FAKE

[davedagreat69]

@Disconosebleed In what way? It's outtakes from a show, what's fake about it?

[Saitothesushi]

what is this from?

[FluffyAgent]

As russel howard sais "We all need a little version of brian in our house".

[dehro]

the world needs more BRIAN BLESSED!!! although, if two of them spoke at once, they'd break the sound barrier...or rape it, possibly

[therealkraas]

Epic like everything with Brian Blessed in it.

[joshjs667]

hahaha palm pilot sounds like a wanking machine

[lakshmimittal]

I love how he refuses to modify his behaviour towards nice, unsuspecting members of the public.

[sugarcoatedbeard]

Sound's like a wanking machine! haha Fucking legend!

[Fenner1976]

Brian Blessed is one of the best things that ever happened to this world. Pissing myself laughing.

[blazer666del]

This is Blessed at his best. Lol

[hollywoodwerewolf]

if the social network can aid revolution in Africa and the Middle East, get Betty White on SNL it should encourage Her Majesty to Knight Brian Blessed.

[TopOfTheGear1]

thumbs up if you heard the last bit off russell howards good news

[STEPASAUR]

amazing creature

[oggie1967]

HA HA HA HA! Pissed myself laughing,

Sooooooooo funny!!

[greedygrahamuk]

Fuckin brilliant!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[dccstone]

Not only is he hilarious but he was also the oldest man to have climbed the highest up Mt. Everest. What a massive legend!

[SPeacock]

Never heard BB swear before! :)

[VitoTheBear]

Brian Blessed is one of the few human beings who actually sound *less* scary when swearing.

[Nickuk1987]

I am gonna be absolutly pissing myself for the next 2 days

[myglasseyetube]

This is funny as f***.

I actually cheered loudest when the Floor Manager stepped in, as I used to work with him on a show about 5 years ago. He's called Leo and he was a top bloke, used to be in the Army and by God it showed... No messing on his studio floor!

[myglasseyetube]

No way, I know that floor manager! He's called Leo. He used to be in the Army, and I can tell you, didn't we know it... :)

[paulinaj91]

classic

[nolderine]

ROLF " powder me down you slut !" who else on earth could say that to his make up artist without causing the slightest bit of offence ?

[GordonMorrice]

@nolderine Peter O'Toole is the only other living actor who can get away with that stuff!

[Randypan74]

I can watch this over and over and it cracks me up each time. LOVE Brian Blessed!

[nolderine]

cure for depression ...weekend with brian !

[finestanonymous]

@nolderine So damn true :) well said mate!

[mmmyeah7]

sounds like a wanking machine hahhaha

[bigdoddy100]

legend!

[denzilite]

"Palm pilot sound like a fucking wanking machine." One of the few things that makes me laugh out loud every time I watch it. Genuinely funny.

[janegael]

If I wasn't already in love with him, this would do it.  LOLROF! One of Britian's greatest thespians cursing a Palm Pilot. Love it!

[ansiaaa666]

we need more movies with Brian Blessed

[feellingfloydian]

This has to be one of the funniest clips on you tube, an absolute legend.

[WisherSurferGirl]

Man, he really IS the most interesting man in the world, whether he drinks Dos Equis or not. Yikes.

[WisherSurferGirl]

Man, he really IS the most interesting man in the world, whether he drinks Dos Equis or not. Yikes.

[slaphead99uk]

@WisherSurferGirl You can say that again!

[ToothpickMcBrainy]

brian blessed is a god of hilarity and awesome

[DanteCorwyn]

Does anyone know what this is from?

[EmperorBubba]

"powder me bum you slut"

aw jesus, Brian Blessed is absolutely hilarious

[shepja87]

I've had the privilege to meet him in person...a God of a Man :-D

[netsurferx1]

GORDON'S ALIVE!

[Pippiok]

"powder me down you slut!". fucking hilarious.

[LargeLeader]

DON'T TOUCH MY ARSE

[Explosion26]

Powder me down u slut! LMAO!

[Pseudologic]

Brian Blessed is happily rude as only great men dare to be!

[eazymcbreazy]

That wasnt anywhere near funny

[sharkboy214]

oh thats great he's a great laugh

"oh f**king arseholes" laugh I fair near pissed myself

[daralzand]

sounds like a wanking machine

[ShiitakeWarrior]

"Gimme that fucking badge back!" =P

[YouHoole]

Does anyone have the blooper he did on ITV's TV's Naughtiest Blunders? It was a fantastic foul mouth tirade !

[spencerkicksass]

lol a wanking machine!?!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Gibbo118]

ITS A FUCKING OUTRAGE!!

[matt2house]

lol he was on bad lad's army. I guess that's where he got his swearing from, from doing national service

[hippotoast]

POWDER ME DOWN YOU SLUT!

[thunderkraken]

legend

[lukeydoeslikey]

so funny so down to earth makes me laugh every time i watch this.top man...england.

[goretex12]

he lives in the same town as me he is as mad as a brush

[rulebrittaniaPTBB]

POWDER ME DOWN U SLUT! genius lol

[blissfularrogance]

@rulebrittaniaPTBB

Well spotted!!! :)

[manolotube666]

'palm pilot sounds like a wanking machine' LOL

[MUCKYOURLENS]

the bloke rules...absolute quality through and through

[Tennant91]

Mate he's brilliant!!

xXx

[GazzTheFunkadelic]

The man is brilliant , love the loudness of his voice!! He`s mental!

[sampanda]

hahahahahahahaha

[PureZOOKS]

the man ismade of awsome, and he can do as he plessess throughout the world

[levisufc]

You just raped the English Language.

[PureZOOKS]

i know, i'm sorry, i'm not even american

[patches53]

The man is a Legend.

[craigybus1]

Shouty crackers..Bless Brian LOL

[SarahB1863]

Watch 'I, Claudius' if you want to see Brian actually acting in a toned-down manner. He's quite good, but then he had a fantastic director!

[EgolandTed]

Who the fuck gave Brian Blessed a palm pilot?!

[c3043952]

powder me down you slut

[T0mat0S0up]

rofl

[Meshugana]

lol at 0:18 the name display says Harlottte with the C faded out

[singingpostman]

sounds like a wanking machine

[singingpostman]

sounds like a wanking machine

[zippoct]

Classic!!!!

[straycoolcat]

POWDER ME DOWN YOU SLUT!

[symphix]

Palm pilots... devices for wanking... genius.

[madgerald]

This an out-take from the little-known tv programme called NEXUS; it was broadcast on Sky's now dead Technology Channel [.tv]. I was the web editor for the channel and spent an evening hosting a web-chat with Brian - good times.

I believe the laughter has been added on, as I don't think there was a budget for a full-blown studio audience.

[shockingelderly]

It was shown on an outtake show called TV's Naughtiest Blunders. I think that's where the laughter track came from.

[peggymount]

Fabulous! Oh I would love to take that man out for a few beers.

[chris90pher]

lmfao!

POWDER ME DOWN YOU SLUT!

[serloinz]

hehe i was tryin2figure out what he sed there.. hehe awsum ;p

[dajacksterman8]

oh fucking arsewhole

[wilkyx]

surely the greatest living britishman.

[HappyDaze01]

The world needs more people like Blessed on television or stage. Chuck Norris has got nothing on Blessed.

[urbanmanc]

Follow me down you slut ..... hahahahhaha

[urbanmanc]

Sorry .. I think he say 'Powder me down you slut ' ... even funnier ;)

[trigga1uk]

An absolute legend. We need more charismatic characters like Brian.

[wherethebuckstops]

Great!!!

[twoscotcheggs]

Just in case anyone's missed it - try and catch the repeat of "Have I Got News For You" tonight with Brian as host. Priceless!

[dajacksterman8]

yah i saw it hilarius init

[Cloudz2789]

@twoscotcheggs GORDANS ALIIIIIIIIIVE!!

[markdr123]

"sounds like a wanking machine"

:D

[dajacksterman8]

ahahahaha i love him!

[symoyds]

powder down you s**t.... i cant stop saying it funnyest thing i seen this year.. lmao..

[ShiitakeWarrior]

"Palm Pilot! Ha! Sounds like a wanking machine!" LMAO XD

[booski]

Powder me down you slut! HAHAHAHA and he called himself a fucking rotter. I have not heard that phrase since i was at boarding school. The man is hero, long live the fucking rotter.

[Gjeorje]

"What a fucking rotter!" -Brian Blessed quotes the Sex Pistols swearing. This is the single most English thing on the planet.

[H0neyBabyD0ll]

powder me down you slut... LMAO

[sparrowman]

What is the show called

[superagurihyperteam]

He is right about that palm pilot sounding liek a wanking machine lol

[charliebad]

LEGEND!!!!

[Kingscouncil]

What an absolute star! I've always liked Brian Blessed from way back in the original "Blackadder" series, now my respect for him has gone through the roof!

[jools182]

look at the make up artists face as she follows him off stage

Looks like she's thinking 'here we go again'

[jools182]

I was crying laughing at this

So funny

I agree a night in the pub with him would be fantastic. You wouldn't want to share a house with him though would you?

He is nuts

[jonnykkkkkkkkk]

Just brilliant.... a night in the pub with this man would be great fun....superb

[tomsnout]

Ok, even Tomsnout has to put his hands up and admit that this is a rare moment of me actually smiling at BB. He is still a crap actor though and still plays Shakespeare like a barn door in a gale. But he does swear well. And "wanking machine" was good. Damn, i can't believe i am actually praising this old bore!

[woodgatejack]

I don't think people like Brian Blessed because he's a good actor, but rather because he's a national treasure. We like him because he's such an over-the-top, larger than life, great British excentric. Brian Blessed plays Brian Blessed in the same way John Wayne played John Wayne.

[riggerparish]

"Powder me down, you slut!"

[Dravensdmf]

funniest thing ive heard all day

[pzykozomatik]

Sounds like a fucking wanking machine..lol

[deathpenguin]

YASSSSS!!!!!!!