THE D.C. ZOO SUCKS

[6198nikki]

"yep look at all those Clouded Leapords in the Tree tops..."

[jbrocks3k]

Hey I went to that same zoo on my school trip to dc!

[EmPagers]

lmfao ... that badly ;)

[hannahsullivan123]

jpmetz rocks!!!!!!! ive watched this movie like a million times!!!!

[Phantom1235786]

" Ha it fell, DA."

[popcorn306]

no animals were harmed......physically

[MRRrawr77]

Your commentary is hilarious!!!! You rock, Justine!!!;)

[MRRrawr77]

Your commentary is hilarious!!!!

[TheSubwayMustango]

she;s mad hot

[funnygirltoo]

AAAWW the panda was so cute when it fell!!!!

[Hinatagirl1423]

its like a regular panda and a fox had sex and that red panda in the zoo was their offspring

[FrenzelArts]

Its ok guys shes just trolling because she couldnt walk around the whole zoo without complaining about the animals

[omgitslily96]

QUICK! SOMEBODY CATCH HER! SHE ESCAPED FROM THE HIPPO EXHIBIT!

[xBmP]

"Like, what panda has a striped tail?" *Panda looks at tail insecurely and walks away*

Jpmetz can even make a animal feel bad about itself.

[theverynexttime]

Haha, you gave that red panda an identity crisis!

[IVickyGirl1902]

I find it funny that the haters posting comments cannot spell to save their lives. Along with that, they do not know the basic rules of grammar. Goes to show how stupid they are.

[IntenseOfficial]

"if i were a bird, THAT would be ME."

[Br0mane]

"eh look it fell. dumbass." lol

[alaysalewislive]

Dc hater

[alaysalewislive]

@bunriah ............ I ain't accidentally press tha dislike button......if I did tht would make me da stupidest person n da world!

[jreyesworcester]

i accidentadly clicked on this negativiness wich is really sad to see people who do not apreciate all the beautyful things around us...things that god has given us,...i wonder how happy you must be with all this negative vives around you???

[plasmavore]

"What panda has a striped tail?"

*Red Panda looks sadly at its tail*

[moonfoxaimerocks]

your REALLY annoying and freaky, fat and rude. And stupid, oh and did i mention so complainable!

[KTBEverlasting]

@moonfoxaimerocks You're a dumbass for commenting. You obviously liked the video.

[Thebadcommenter]

"Pimped out goose" I love you jpmetz

[gburgwill2008]

@1:17 real life angry birds

[XxYeahGoodxX]

1:57 That bird is pissed! I laughed the hell

[13310Nick]

your a very angy person......like someone that would be my faghag lol

[Janetbea05]

And yes our zoo sucks huge balls! Lol pimped out goose!

[Janetbea05]

Its the only free zoo nuff said!

[bunriah]

Some people accidentily clicked the dislike button

[moonfoxaimerocks]

@bunriah Umm acually i think you accidently wrote down dislike, you meant to say people accidently clicked the like button, because i never ACCIDENTLY DO SOMETHING STUPID

[My64Guns]

your a funny bunny

[yikespuppy321]

hahahaha

"what a stupid panda, ha it fell, dumb ass!"

LOVE

[Reerox68]

I went to this zoo less than a year ago! I'm now proud to say I've walked where Jpmetz has.

[simdude2u]

What song are you playing in the background?

[briahnanicole]

"HA it fell! dumbass!"

[xBlondiiHottiix]

"so, i came all the way here to see a fricken' DEER?" LMAO, i love you.

[zsamarripas]

The red panda part made me spit with laughter.

[ThePirateCapt]

i FAVED THIS ONLY BECAUSE THE BIRDS AND THE SCOUT LED ME HERE.

[ADreamAsLovely]

what'd he do at like 2:25 exactly?

[1yo2many]

YOU'RE SO HILARIOUS!!!

[mommeeh]

''Hey idiots!''

<3

[pillsbury202]

When the hell were you in DC!!?? OMG why was that not on the news? By the way I work at the Zoo, did you go to Amazonia? thats were I friggin be!

[HiImLauren17]

This is the funniest freaking thing I've ever seen. :)

[TheSubwayMustango]

lol 0:32 dumbass leopord.Excactly what I would say for comedy!

[AabbySaadehh]

"ha! it fell, dumbass.."

"there isnt an over population of deers in jersey or anything"

[Zordini]

"what panda has a striped tail?!" *panda looks at his tail insecurely* hahahah

[TechnoRaver94]

Well what else do you expect from the capital city of the U. frigin S. the hell A. damn country *displeased face*

[emilysgonnarapeyou]

I swear if I was at the zoo with you, I'd slap the shit out of you.

[Reerox68]

@emilysgonnarapeyou I swear if I was at the zoo with you, I'd do the same.

[firefwi]

omg I can't stop watching this vid.. I cant friggin sleep and sick, been sick foreverrrrrrr and I always come watch this one.. makes me laugh so damn hard!!!! <3 Justine!!

[iluvneji3]

"It fell! Dumbass!"

fav line, i laughed so hard

[ForgiveTremor]

Being fat and angry go hand in hand

[karax16]

"pandas are supposed to be black and white....not red and STUPID." ahahahaha

[MrGreg757]

ok u have the voice of a man ... get a life stop hating on dc u suck go back to shitty ass jersey

[RxXxRawrrxXx]

@MrGreg757 ITS A JOKE. dumbass! 

[MrGreg757]

@RxXxRawrrxXx shut ur mouth bitch ill choke you out.

[RxXxRawrrxXx]

@MrGreg757 Id like to see you try through my computer<3:D

[RxXxRawrrxXx]

@MrGreg757 Nicee, my mom is a 45 year old women who is a diabetic... #FAIL

[SnappyPenguin566]

Oh, Please tell me Ur Joking. (Honestly, R U Joking?!) ITS A RED PANDA, GO ON GOOGLE AND TYPE IN RED PANDA, U WILL SEE!

[marzipin]

does anyone know what the song is @ the beginning? i like it :)

from 0:0- 0:17

[JustJustinnn]

THAT BIRD IS PISSED. lmfao.

[onex0nly]

"look, it fell..dumbass." ROFL :D

[wildmanofwestbury]

red pandas are red and you are a BITCH.

[sir9integra9jr]

lol, this is the way of jpmetz XD

[RoseBud343]

that poor panda lmao

[TheBumbleBeeKid]

" dummest panda ever haha it fell "

[dav08zxc]

"pandas are supposed to be black and white, not red and stupid" lol! funniest line ever

[onefifteen07]

@dav08zxc oh my f lmao i was going to write that !! she fucking said that shit i couldnt stop laughing !!!

[itendtoflail]

last time i went the exotic bird exhibit was FILLED with noisy ass birds, it was annoying as hell, and there was this one bird so big it probably could have eaten me :O

and red panda's are adorable.

[bridgettiseccentric]

LOL

[Iheartcoca13]

LMAO

[hihellovalerie]

"That bird looks wise as hell."

[jasminehks]

lol..this was HILARIOUS !!!

[Pascalliej]

this must be the funniest thing ever

[whyme9311]

"Hey SoundlyAwake, I didn't know u were in D.C." HILARIOUS!! I swear I laughed for 10 minutes.

[luna2690]

"A pimped out goose"  hahahahahahaha!

[AshleyRenee529]

sorry to hear your disappointment about dc. to tell you the truth, i rarely- no NEVER go to the museums here cuz i keep hearing about them and i've been on countless field trips to them as a kid.

and i live here... :/

[PCG520]

1:50 to 2:00 is the best.

[Ikoigokoroanime]

"a panda is supposed to be black and white not red and stupid"

lololol.

[ItsAdamBlake]

"That bird is JPMetz" I freaking love that!!!

[JacksXmessengerX]

"It's chillin on one." <---- made me lol. xD

[xBlondiiHottiix]

"what the hell is THAT? its like a pimped out GOOSE" lmfaoo

[JosePasqual]

That was the funniest part in the clip.

[justling7]

@xBlondiiHottiix it's a peacock!

[vladssin]

Your so funny. I want to hang out with you.

[Joci445]

A pimped out goose xD LOOOL

[ohhmygosh23]

A PIMPED OUT GOOSE

lmfao

[HyPeRTWiTch]

Lol are you really this pessimistic, or is this a joke? :)

[bummercucumber]

Wow.

[Shillian16]

SO FUCKING FUNNY AS ALWAYS

[fotochristy]

i want you to be my best friend hahaha

[Zakerii]

One of the best parts of videos like this is the people taking the content WAY too seriously and making sure everyone knows that they're easily trolled, but making them laugh isn't likely.

[sohei75]

So the part where the guy she is with throws something at a leopard, scaring it, that was faek right? Or it happened, and some of us might find offense with such stupid and childish behavior. People lik eyou need ot take things a little more seriously instead of laughing at juvenile behavior.

[Zakerii]

(Psst, she didn't throw anything. Get your facts right before talking down to "people like me" on the Youtube comments section, kthx Big Britches.)

[sohei75]

Pssssst, I never said she threw it, the dipshit that was with her threw something. But SHE recorded it and put it on here for the amusement of "people like you".

[drummermzl]

I think "people like YOU" need to stop spamming comment sections with complaint, criticism, etc. If ya don't like it, don't watch it. And I don't even think they threw anything. Idk. who knows? None of us can. so stop accusing them of throwing crap when u hav no way of knowing, and maybe YOU should be the one to mature a bit, instead of getting into arguments in the comments with another user. k thx. ;)

[drummermzl]

Just saying, it looks like the enclosure is glassed in. lol. so idk who knows. we.

[sohei75]

"oh my God, what did you do"? Come on man, it's her own words that led me to the conclusion. And many enclosures are open at the top.

[kannprice]

What an attitude. You talk like the whole world is here to entertain you and never will.

[TimmyGal]

Well I'm glad you found something you liked!!! LOL!

[LordDumal]

hey idiots, i just had the worst weekend. i went to the zoo and i couldnt eat the animals to feed my fat gut. oh well

[pileswool]

Beggars can't be choosers fat ass.

[favoritenumber17]

why did i waste 2:32 of my life to hear you complain?

[DullSoda]

IT'S RED AND STUPID.

[Mavuriku]

This video was a waste of my time. What the fuck did you expect, an MGM song and dance number? Christ...

[Gennargh]

it's like a pimped out goose, rofl

[joudheus]

Haha, funny shit. Red Pandas are now thought to be more related to raccoons instead of pandas.  So, yeah you are kind of right. But yeah the DC Zoo sucks. I went, saw some cool stuff, but 50% of the place was broken down. Well, at least its free.

[ihagtafuith]

"Panda's are supposed to be black and white not red and stupid" good stuff.

[CaitlinCupcakess]

I've watched this video 10 damn times and I love it. So you better reply to me, ass.

[dmartinez324]

that bird looks wise as hell....LOL!!!!!

[marlintheelitefan]

you are just a jerk i hope you fall and brake your hands so you cant post anymore videos

[lov3anonymous]

It looks like a PIMPED OUT GOOSE.

[criorella16]

She is just mad because she can't eat any of those animals!

[VictorTranVlogs]

that is true she eats to much

[gurlsrope2]

Really you sounded so stupied !!!!

[lamecow21]

failed taempt at being funny? pimped out goose more like turkey nice try

[scubakathleen]

usually if something is not funny, Ill ignore and move on... this time, I couldnt. If all you are going to do is complain, you fail at life...

[brentlion]

....sometimes the animals have their little hiding spots, even when they are out....it`s best to catch them in the late evening......but, i`ve always liked the zoo...the animals were usually out when i went their, except if i went real early or real late......

[azrial4421]

I use to live in D.C. but never went to the zoo, goto baltimore they have like the best aquarium ever.

[TheLolliBean]

Shes joking ass-nuggets. Thats her friggin CHARACTER ! JPMetz is a bitch and we love her for that.

Hee hee. Red eyed bird is mad as hell. Lawlz

[brentlion]

nah, it`s cool.

[Rastanton94]

Wow.

I couldn't tell if you were being funny, or being plain stupid.

[exodus2142]

im going to make a vid where i say stupid and dumb all the time like just saying it is a joke

than i could suck like you

unfunny

[Quebexicano]

man this dumb bitch seriously needs to get laid

[citigreg77]

if you were locked up in a cage in the heat of summer, would you stand, lay, or sit in the hot sun, or would you seek shade? oh, you'd be in the sun

[SareeJones]

"Dumbest. Panda. Ever."

*falls out of tree*

[mackiebunny]

lmao. this is fuckin hilarious

[mbm13213]

Zoos' violate the civil rights of animals.

[blurrvik]

ALRIGHT PETA!!

[shugbugg]

Wow i came all they way down here to see a freaking deer?!

[alexistequiere]

"That's not a real panda. Panda's are supposed to be black and white, not red and... stupid." hahahahahaha

[hellokiki12]

LOOOL omg thats so funny.

oh my god that bird is pissed. D oyou see it's redass eyes? That bird is pissed.

[m3llyH3r01n3]

god you should go to the Baltimore zoo. fucking terrible. seriously, if you come down here again i will be your guide to the shit fucking shitty ass zoo.

[Gayguy7575]

what is the soundtrack she used in the video?

[ascobie261407]

I was laughing so hard, I may have peed a little..

[LoveableSometimes]

ITS A PIMPED OUT GOOSE!!!!

[diornotwar123]

JERSEY TRASH

...I fucking love you

[xkcjam]

the guy probably just tapped on the glass. i know if my cat is startled by sound he pretty much has the same reaction

[sohei75]

He didn't jump and look at the glass, he looked to the ground next to him.

[Jph016]

This reminded me of the video "I Hate L.A."

It's soo funny and everyone should check it out!

[Raetheblackbarbie]

I am in awe that you decided to come to D.C....but there is Georgetown....

I am tryna leave. ^_^

[btloumee]

The Red Panda, also called the Firefox or Lesser Panda (taxonomic name: Ailurus fulgens, "shining cat"), is a mostly herbivorous mammal, specialized as a bamboo feeder.

DUMBASS.

[smplfecrazzit]

hahah that bird looks wise as hell!

[AnitaLovesErin]

i have watched this video so many times i cant stop laughinggg. that bird is pissed! ahahahha.

[CokeXx93]

me too! omg it never gets old. i can't stop laughing either.

what the hell is that? it's like a pimped out goose!

this is by far her funniest video yet that i've watched.

[AnitaLovesErin]

haha yeahhh !!

[bonitalebb]

lmao!!!!

[busky101]

LOL that bird is piissed ! haha

[robertrothman]

Now I know how a fat, ugly, pig gets attention.

[harleysuxass]

SOO funny.

[jewlz3033]

not supposed to be red and ..stupid LOLL

[sparklechick56]

wow...... lol!!!! that zoo kinda does suck. You didn't know there's a such thing as a red panda? LOL. I love you!

[killacamerine]

not red and stupid. i fucking love you!!!

[DailyDoseOfHam]

a pimped out goose! lmao!!!

[clarinetplayer20]

look at that bird that bird is jpmetz lol

[clarinetplayer20]

This is my favorite video

[clarinetplayer20]

LOL

[sayanythingbr00ke]

I just peed my pants this is seriously my favorite video from you ever!

[roamy83]

hilarious!

[sooverycrazy]

soo funny! lmfao!

[frshVOCALS]

LMFAOOOO. @ red panda, the tucan as nikki, and the damn deer in NJ!!!

[citystarsx582]

lmao at these comments. We all know Justine is JOKING. Um, sarcasm anyone?

Justine, we love you :)

[BeautyChaoticLive]

Justine- I think your next video should be about people too stupid to understand sarcasm.

[KatsavesAnimals]

holy shit! the animals are so active! trust me thats a GOOD day at the dc zoo. ive been there so many times and the only animals ill ever see are the snakes.

[renuck]

Stop hating on Justine! If her videos are so horrible than why is her video featured and she has so many subscribers? Obviously you must have bad taste or just blinded by jealousy.

[TheChoada]

This isnt funny, and this bitch is obnoxious.

[MAB1989dude]

Quit bitching about every fucking thing in life..THats a zoo animals are suspose to be there.Why dont u see the beauty in the animals instead making fun..GEt a fucking life zoos for childern not fucking asshole like you.Also that animal that isnt a panda looks cooler then a panda..SHits bad ass what animal is that..

[msmlatina]

it's definitely satire. =)

[IceColdKilIah]

you have funny face